Chapter 147 Kazuma has been wandering for half his life and has never met his master.
"Okay, we've almost eaten. It's almost time to leave..."
Looking at Aqua and Sato Kazuma, who were lying on the seats without caring about their appearance, squinting their eyes happily, as if they were about to fly to heaven in the next moment, Wu He shook his head slightly and stood up directly from the seats. Get up, and then plan to walk out directly...
When they heard the words "it's time to go" uttered by Wu He, the expressions of Aqua and Sato Kazuma, who were lying on the ground with peaceful faces and seemed to be surrounded by angels, suddenly changed.
Almost the moment Wu He sat up, the two of them jumped up from the stools and attacked Wu He directly.
Even Wu He couldn't fully react to the terrifying speed.
The moment he woke up, Wu He saw the two pendants hanging on his thighs.
Wu He: "..."
Seeing Aqua and Sato Kazuma, who were hanging on his lap with tears in their eyes and who he couldn't get rid of no matter how hard he took office, Wu He was speechless and also a little confused. He didn't know what these two guys wanted. What are you going to do...
But compared to what these two guys want to do, Wu He is obviously more concerned about another thing now...
You must know that the two guys in front of Wu He were starving to death at home, so they were sneaked out to eat by Wu He. During this period, the two of them did not have time to take a shower.
The two had been hungry for a week, and they could even use the outdoor lawn, solid wood table legs, and pure steel coffee table legs to forcefully transform a new house that had only been lived in for two weeks into a haunted house-style building. What was going on with them now? Wu He probably didn't need to describe the smell too much. Many people could imagine it.
That was an unimaginable disaster.
Originally, there were many adventurers in the Adventurer's Guild restaurant, and this was also a place where many adventurers would brag and spank on a daily basis. It was all because of the invincible smell of these two guys. Now Wu He and the three of them can be said to have directly booked the Adventurer's Guild restaurant. .
In other words, these two guys can indeed eat well, and Wu He is not short of money. Although a large number of customers left, the restaurant did not lose much money, even compared to the previous group of poor adventurers who sat together and touched a plate of peanuts. The profit would be much higher when bragging and spanking with a beer, otherwise the Adventurer's Guild's restaurant would not want to do business with these two guys...
Wu He could accept that these smells were farther away from each other at first. After all, there were mountains of corpses and seas of blood during the training in the foggy space. It was just the smell escaping from the septic tank, so it didn't matter.
But at this moment, Sato Kazuma and Aqua were directly on his thighs. It was like two septic tanks were hung directly on their legs. The stench was almost overwhelming, and instantly Wu He's face turned blue and his eyes were a little dark.
For a moment, Wu He seemed to see the Death Star shining above his head again...
With a livid face, Wu He almost held it in for a long time before he managed to utter two words.
"Let go!"
In response to Wu He's reprimand, Sato Kazuma held Wu He's arm harder.
Think about the time he spent alone with Aqua?Think about it again when Wu He appeared and was by their side, what kind of life did they spend?The pair of glasses that Sato Kazuma buried on Wu Hyuk's thigh instantly gave off a firm color...
"No, Brother Wu He, oh no, adoptive father! In the past, Kazuma was deceived by the useless goddess Aqua. After this great horror between life and death, Kazuma realized..."
"Kazuma has been wandering for half his life and has never met his master. If he doesn't give up, Kazuma is willing to be his adoptive father. I also ask his adoptive father not to leave Kazuma and Aqua alone."
"Otherwise people will really die..."
Wu He also looked a little surprised at Sato Kazuma's Kazuma seems to be a neon person. Where did he know this Lu Bu's classic line? But then he thought about it, and Wu He remembered that Lu Bu's reputation was relatively poor in China, but overseas, especially in Neon, the level of praise was definitely no less than that of Guan is not unusual for a young middle school student like Sato Kazuma to know this.
However, even if Sato Kazuma wants to be Lu Bu, Wu He is not Dong He was only fifteen, and he was far from the stage where high school and college were full of adopted children.
Well, if this guy calls me grandpa, Wu He might be able to accept it...
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Wu He was a little dazed by the smell of the two guys in front of him, but as the saying goes, the poison of puffer fish is immortal, the two puffer fish guys seemed to have no difference in the smell of their own bodies, and even now they can still accompany each other.
Although Aqua's goal was indeed consistent with Sato Kazuma's, to keep Wu He, she was immediately unhappy when she heard Sato Kazuma's slanderous words.
"You ghost Kazuma, you actually dare to file a complaint first."
"What do you mean being alone with me will kill someone?!"
"If it weren't for you being such a loser, even with the buffs, infinite resurrection, and infinite healing I added, you couldn't defeat those monsters. How could we be so hungry?"
"Wu He is the brave man I sent to another world. If it weren't for me and him, I'm afraid you would have died a long time ago. How dare you blame me?!"
……
"Wow woof woof woof~"
Seeing the two guys with their faces almost touching each other constantly spraying saliva on each other, under the influence of various smells, Wu He, who seemed to have some hallucinations in front of him, felt as if there was something in front of him. The two teddy dogs were barking at each other, and the black lines on their faces suddenly increased, and they gnashed their teeth and spit out two more words...
"Let go!"
The person who answered the question was Aqua. Sato Kazuma didn't get any benefits. When Aqua heard Wu He's scolding voice, her eyes suddenly filled with tears.
Needless to say, Aqua is indeed the goddess of water. Her tears, which are almost instantly transparent and show a light blue color, emerge directly from Aqua's blue eyes like a fountain.
"Oh~ Wu He, I finally waited for you to come back, and I finally got pregnant with your help. The collision of beautiful things should lead to the birth of even better things..."
"But why? Why do you abandon us and leave yourself -"
Wu He: "..."
"Can't you just say random things, okay?! Damn it, you must have eaten like this just now. You must have eaten like this. Why are you saying this like I am a black-hearted scumbag?"
The disgust on Wu He's face for the two guys in front of him is simply visible to the naked eye...
These two guys are shameless, but Wu He is shameless. Although Aqua and Sato Kazuma in front of him are very noisy, Wu He can still hear the faint sound at the entrance of the Adventurer's Guild restaurant behind him. There was the sound of Yue's footsteps and a faint sound of breathing...
It seemed that someone was coming, but he didn't dare to walk in after smelling the smell inside. However, because he ran for too long, his physical strength was a little weak, and he was unwilling to go elsewhere, so he kept pacing in the same place. Wait until the source of the odor leaves... No matter how much these two guys play or make trouble, it doesn't matter to Wu He. After all, compared to the operations of other ghost places, these two guys are already quite disciplined now.
But if it affects others, that's not good.
Wu He immediately punched them all down with a look of disgust on his face. Then, smelling the ammonia smell of the two guys in front of him that seemed to have been soaked in the toilet for three days and three nights, he stretched out his hand and made a Baguazhang gesture. , the next moment a gust of breeze gathered in the palm of Wu He's hand, and as Wu He's palm floated, it flew under Aqua and Sato Kazuma.
The breeze lifted the two big-bellied guys directly into the air like a giant hydrogen balloon. Behind them, Wu He pulled them out of the Adventurer's Guild restaurant.
After walking out of the restaurant, Wu Heguo suddenly saw a figure in a black robe standing at the door of the union. The footsteps and breathing just now clearly came from her.
After feeling Wu He's gaze, the man in black robe trembled all over, as if he felt a little uncomfortable with his gaze.
Seeing this, Wu He naturally didn't want to pay more attention. He directly grabbed two human-shaped balloons and quickly left the Adventurer's Guild...
Now holding two human balloons, Wu He was not in the mood to observe the beautiful scenery around him. He walked as fast as a ball of wind and returned to his villa in the blink of an eye.
Then Wu He threw the two guys on the grass outside the villa in disgust and let them sleep until they woke up naturally...
During the seven days when Wu He was on the mission, Sato Kazuma and Aqua had a very difficult time surviving, but Wu He was not much worse off.
The extremely low luck value brought Wu He an extremely terrifying monster spawning amount. In the past seven days, Wu He basically relied on the source of life to charge. He was afraid that if he closed his eyes, he would appear in the belly of a certain monster. , melted into a piece of bone...
In addition, after coming back and being disturbed by these two disturbing guys, even Wu He seemed a little tired...
Originally, Wu He wanted to sit in the villa and wait for these two guys to wake up, then kick them out and let them take a bath by themselves.
But people's sleepiness really comes at any time. Wu He's original bed, mattress, quilt, etc. were all shaken to pieces when Aqua and Sato Kazuma went crazy, so he walked into himself When entering the room, Wu He also needed to shatter his original bed and quilt, and then create a new one.
And the moment Wu He sat on the big bed he had recreated, a wave of sleep swept from the depths of Wu He's brain like a wave, sweeping over his consciousness in an instant, making him lie down involuntarily. On the bed...
Feeling the soft, warm and comfortable touch of the big bed he carefully created, Wu He also slowly closed his eyes...
"Forget it, ignore them for now, let's get some sleep first..."
……
On the other side, where Wu He said he didn’t know...
The man in black robe who passed by Wu He...
"Huhuhu~"
Although Wu He had been gone for some time, the man in black robe still continued to breathe frequently.
If Wu He were to come back and look at the state of the man in black robe, he would find that compared to the "tired breathing" that he had judged at a glance, the man in black robe was obviously more excited. pant……
Rapid breathing sounds continued to be heard from the black runway. The movement of body muscles caused by breathing made the black robe that barely covered the girl's body become tighter, and even revealed a rather attractive look. Eyeball outline.
If Wu He was still here and saw the scene in front of him, his eyes would probably pop out of his head. The act of forcibly dressing a black robe into a tights is simply not too eye-catching...
Opening his mouth and biting his lower lip hard, the man in black robe put his index finger nail into his mouth, biting and chewing, and murmured to himself: "He was actually knocked unconscious and taken away. It's so amazing..."
"Is this guy giving up at the beginning? And he gave up two at once."
"And he makes two people completely inseparable from him. Is this the legendary mind control?"
"In addition, the two of them seem to be pregnant, and one of them looks like a boy."
"Also, he doesn't seem to be very old. Is he acting so perverted at such a young age..."
"It's really perverted, so powerful -"
Looking towards the direction Wu He left, a pair of blue eyes under the black robe of the man in black robe showed a hint of regret.
At all, she still wanted to follow him to see where Wu He wanted to go?What exactly did she want to do to those two pregnant women, but Wu He moved too fast. Before she could even lift her feet, her figure disappeared without a trace. Her thoughts and plans were natural. That's how it ended.
Although she felt regretful in her heart, the woman in black robe obviously hadn't given up yet. She opened her mouth forcefully and inhaled hard. She could only inhale the stench that had not completely dispersed around her into her nose.
Feeling the stench that made people want to roll their eyes, the man in black robe was shaking all over, his chest was rising and falling, as if his life had reached a climax. …
"It's just a pity. Such a good smell. It would be better if he could grow a little fatter, a little older, have more acne and more wrinkles on his face..."
But how long will the man in black robe last in this state?
At a certain moment, it seemed that he thought of something bad. The figure in black robe, who was still twisting his body and seemed to be imagining something bad, suddenly stiffened his body and stared closely at him. Heading towards the direction Wu He left...
She is a pervert, but she is also a pervert with a sense of justice and , he was blinded by the charming smell around him, but after he calmed down, he immediately realized that something was wrong.
"No, that guy may be more perverted than I thought. They are two pregnant women. The blue-haired one looks like she is only three months old, so there should be no problem, but the other one looks like she is about to give birth..."
"The big guy actually knocked them unconscious and took them away. What did he want to do?!"
Suddenly, an inexplicable sense of mission surged into the heart of the man in black.
"No! I absolutely can't just sit back and wait for death!"
"No matter what, unborn children are innocent. Even if he wants to do something! He must not be allowed to attack two pregnant women! This level of evil should be borne by me, the Holy Knight!"
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(End of this chapter)