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A washed-up martial arts master reborn 30 years ago

A washed-up martial arts master reborn 30 years ago

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Chapter 24: Farce

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Chapter 24: Farce

Chapter 24 Farce Any medicinal material can be added with the word "spiritual". It must be that during the growth period of the medicinal materials, they received enough spiritual energy and transformed, making them different from ordinary medicinal materials!

Such precious treasures will be extremely precious after the spiritual energy of the previous life is revived! In his previous life, his way forward was cut off, but in fact, he did not have no chance after his spiritual energy was revived.

When he visited a great master some years ago, The master told him that if he could get a large amount of elixir to take a medicated bath and wash his body with the spiritual essence in the elixir, it would be possible to wash away old problems and regain a new life! It is not impossible for him to take off the old tires and continue on the road ahead, and he will have a glimpse of the road after the innate life!

But unfortunately, The elixir is so precious that even for a Grand Master, it is a relatively precious treasure.

Refining elixirs into corresponding elixirs using the alchemy techniques of the Xuantian Realm will have the effect of improving their cultivation for masters of that level! For Xiantian realm warriors, the effect is even greater! Once appearing, In all likelihood, there will be fierce competition!

At that time, Yang Qingyun was just practicing dirty tricks.

In the new era of spiritual recovery, strength is insignificant.

Perhaps by chance, he happened to get one or two elixirs similar to the 300-year-old ginseng in front of him during his wild adventure in his previous life.

But at that time, for him, whose body was in pieces, it was just a drop in the bucket. There was simply no way to eradicate his physical problems.

One can imagine how precious the elixir is!

And now, 20 years before the resurgence of spiritual energy, there was actually a magical medicine! "Gu Hanlin, the Governor of the Southwest, who entered the innate state overnight, and the spiritual beings from heaven and earth who appeared in advance. Now it seems that the revival of the spiritual energy in the previous life may not have been a sign."

"It's just that at that time, I was sold to the mine of the White Feather Sect and was going through those three dark years. Although I escaped and started practicing martial arts, I was struggling at the bottom for a long time after that. I have been wandering around and haven’t encountered the opportunity of early spiritual energy recovery at all, so I haven’t noticed it yet!”

Yang Qingyun sighed secretly in his heart.

If he had to do it again, he would not make the same mistake again.

"A place that can produce elixirs must be a place with abundant spiritual energy! There must be other treasures!"

"I need to investigate the reason for the gathering of spiritual energy in that place."

"But according to what the mountain man said, the so-called mountain god is probably a beast that was infected by spiritual energy in the mountains and was promoted to a monster!"

"If you want to take advantage of this opportunity, you must have enough strength to deal with that monster!"

"Before Wang Zhu finds out his position and comes back, I need to improve my strength as much as possible during this period of time!"

make up one's mind,

Yang Qingyun then contacted Zhou Weilong.

Use the channels of his martial arts school to purchase a large amount of medicinal materials.

Prepare to use the centuries-old Blood Ganoderma lucidum and Polygonum multiflorum obtained from Heifeng Village as the main materials to refine the blood-strengthening pill and raise your cultivation level to the middle stage of entry!

As for this spiritual ginseng, it is too wasteful to use it in the early stage of entry.

Wait until you reach the middle stage of entry, With stronger qi and blood in the body, you can use it as the main material to refine elixirs of a higher level, helping your practice to reach a higher level.

While Yang Qingyun was working hard to improve his cultivation,

The Black Tiger Gang’s headquarters, The tall and majestic living room building stands among the many buildings, overlooking the surrounding buildings.

But inside, the light is completely dark, giving people a gloomy feeling.

at this time,

The blue-patterned dragon lowered his head and reported everything that happened today to the figure sitting on the first high platform, shrouded in shadow.

"Gang leader, Zhou Weilong was really bullying others!"

"Because of their bullshit Weilong Martial Arts School, those mud-legged people relied on the Martial Arts School as a backstage, and even dared to fight with our people. This made the people below us collect much less protection money during this period!"

"I heard that they returned from their trip to Black Wind Mountain with a great victory. Now that the reputation of Weilong Martial Arts School in the town is even higher, I am afraid that more mud-legged people will be attracted to the martial arts school, further increasing their power. Expansion!" "If we just sit back and do nothing, our Black Tiger Gang will be in trouble!"

After reporting what happened one by one, Qingwenlong couldn't help but take eye drops and said.

I wish the gang leader would immediately issue an order and call on 3000 people from the Black Tiger Gang to smash up that bullshit Weilong Martial Arts School! However, to his disappointment, His words did not make the man in the first seat move much.

"Okay, please step back first. The gang leader has his own plans for this matter."

A faint voice came from the shadows above, carrying an undeniable majesty.

Under the dim light, Qingwenlong felt a great pressure in his heart! "Yes, Gang Leader."

The blue-striped dragon didn't dare to stay any longer and stepped back, a drop of sweat forming on his forehead involuntarily.

Seeing the blue-patterned dragon retreat, At this time, in the empty hall, the faint sound of fingers tapping on wood unconsciously could be heard.

"Lao Zuo, what do you think about this matter?"

The majestic voice from the front seat asked.

With his voice falling,

at this time,

A pale man with a thin build, wearing a long gown and holding a feather fan in his hand then walked out of the shadows behind his seat.

This man's name is Zuo Xiangsheng, and he is the white paper fan of the Black Tiger Gang. Just like the shadow of Shi Meng, the leader of the Black Tiger Gang, he has been planning for him behind his back.

Zuo Xiangsheng thought for a moment and said: "A few days ago, we have found out through external lines that Zhou Weilong is from the Sifang Society in Bao'an County. The other party opened a martial arts gym here, maybe he has no ulterior motives!"

"What happened on the Black Wind Mountain that is widely rumored this time may be weird!"

"Oh, what do you say about this?"

"There are now widespread rumors that Jin Yanbiao, the leader of the Black Wind Village, broke through to the body tempering mirror, but was killed by the brat named Yang Qingyun."

"It is rumored that the kid named Yang Qingyun is extremely talented. He is an unparalleled genius. He could not reach the middle stage of entry, but he leapt forward and killed Jinyan Biao who was in the Body Tempering Realm."

Shi Meng heard this,

Recalling the rumors spreading outside today, I frowned slightly.

With the return of Zhou Weilong and others, what happened in that battle began to spread in the city, and many participants vividly described the scene that happened on the mountain.

But the widely circulated news made everyone who heard it frown.

Without him,

Those rumors are really outrageous!

Especially for Black Tiger Gang leader Shi Meng, who is at the pinnacle of the martial arts world in Huangshi Town and is a body-tempering realm warrior, they are even more aware of the huge gap between the body-tempering mirror and the body-tempering mirror. It also made them doubt the authenticity of that battle.

"The gap between entry and body quenching is not so easy to bridge. I'm afraid that kid named Yang Qingyun is the "genius" promoted by the Sifang Society behind Zhou. But why does the Sifang Society spend so much money? Capital to promote such an outrageous trend?"

"Don't they understand the difference between entry and body quenching?"

Shi Meng didn't believe the rumors spreading outside at all.

In his opinion,

Zhou Weilong led people up the mountain, the battle was frustrated, and a young genius stepped forward to turn the tide. This series of events was probably a farce to create momentum! (End of this chapter)

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