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Chapter 26: Be Witty, Hee Hee, Give My Sister A Thumbs Up

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Chapter 26: Be Witty, Hee Hee, Give My Sister A Thumbs Up

"Come on, Xiaozhouzhou, come here." Xu Na, wearing a long red dress, was arranging the tables and chairs neatly. Seeing Zhang Xuezhou going downstairs, she walked to the cashier and waved with a smile. "Miss Boss, mysterious, what's the matter!?" Zhang Xuezhou walked over and asked curiously. Xu Na took out a black glass box from under the cash register: "Dangdang, see what this is." Zhang Xuezhou took a closer look: "Ginseng." "Yes, the genuine hundred-year-old wild ginseng, my sister isn't too strong." Xu Na put the glass box on the counter, flipped the folding fan casually, and smiled triumphantly. "Excellent, where did you get this?" Zhang Xuezhou asked. Xu Na supported the counter, propped her chin lazily and said, "Rely on my sister's charm, there is a son from a big consortium thinking about me, I heard that I wanted wild ginseng, so it was delivered right away, I drank and ate, and talked about some messy things, I don’t remember much. " After a pause, Xu Na secretly glanced at Zhang Xuezhou with a slightly uncomfortable look on her face, with a smile on her lips: "Well, I really hate this guy." "Oh? Why." Zhang Xuezhou asked calmly.

Xu Na hooked Zhang Xuezhou's neck, and smiled: "Because that guy is just like you, full of bad thoughts, and his body has been greedy for a long time." Zhang Xuezhou: "No, I didn't, I just wanted to check your body very simply." "Hehehehe..." Xu Na laughed coquettishly for a while, and she was so beautiful that she couldn't breathe: "Oh, you can say that, you have more not wanting face than him." Zhang Xuezhou: "..." Xu Na laughed for a while, and flicked the folding fan to fan the cool wind: "It's just a young master who takes advantage of his family's wealth and power to run amok, very annoying. If I hadn't found hundred-year-old wild ginseng for you, I wouldn't be willing to meet him. Once we meet, he'll be gone if I give him some color. He wanted to force me to drink last night. I actually knew what he wanted to do. I couldn't let him get caught. I persuaded him to drink, and he couldn't drink anymore. I paid the money. I took advantage of his overalls when he went to the toilet, and carried the wild ginseng back. " After finishing speaking, Xu Na winked and winked: "Be smart, hee hee, give my sister a compliment." Zhang Xuezhou stretched out his thumb: "Excellent, she really is the lady boss, a thief." "That's right, being an old lady has been for nothing all these years." Xu Na covered her mouth and chuckled, raised her head proudly, and swung her folding fan. "Ma'am, how much did this wild ginseng cost?" Zhang Xuezhou asked. " million." Xu Na put away her folding fan and lazily stretched her waist: "Little devil, I will pay you in advance for the extra money." "Remember that you owe me 750,000 yuan, and you can pay me back if you have it." "Of course, if you don't pay it back, then you are going to work here for the rest of your life. My sister can afford to lose this little money." Hearing this, Zhang Xuezhou felt warm in his heart, hugged the wild ginseng, smiled and said nothing. ... Got ginseng. Zhang Xuezhou went to the kitchen, picked up a kitchen knife and sliced ​​wild ginseng into a box.

million wild ginseng was cut into 10 boxes, with 10 slices of ginseng and 20 ginseng whiskers in each box. Pick out a ginseng root and put it in your mouth. The bursts of yang energy warmed the body, and it didn't feel so cold anymore. Coupled with the suppression of the yang energy of the snake bone relic. Sweep away the negative effects brought about by the ghoul practice. "Huh..." Zhang Xuezhou's spirit was shaken, and some blood color finally returned to his face, and he let out a breath easily, feeling much more comfortable all over. Now that I have turned myself into a zombie, I don't need to think about whether I will die or not. The most important thing is to make myself more comfortable. ... At noon, Zhang Xuezhou was preparing dishes in the kitchen. After waiting for a while, I saw that it was already 12:30. It is said that at this time in the past, there were a lot of takeaway orders and dine-in orders, but there was no movement at all today. Puzzled, he opened the door curtain and went out. Looking around, there were two bodyguards in black standing at the door, standing fiercely, and the guests who wanted to come in immediately avoided them. Zhang Xuezhou frowned and asked: "Miss Boss, what's going on at the door, are you in trouble?" Xu Na lowered her head and was pretending to be settling accounts. Hearing this, she threw away the small folding fan to cover her face, and winked, "Look over there, the idiot I told you about is here." Zhang Xuezhou glanced at the man sitting on the table in the middle, with his hair combed back in a small braid, touching his chin and shaking his legs, and staring at Xu Na with squinting eyes. "Well, I saw it, what's the matter? The person at the door has something to do with him!?" Xu Na shrugged, and said in a low voice: "My eldest son must be accompanied by bodyguards when he goes out. He is extremely overbearing. He will clear the place as soon as he comes." "Then just sat there and stared at me, not ordering food or talking, almost getting goosebumps from staring at me, it's so annoying." Zhang Xuezhou frowned slightly: "He came here because of the ginseng?" Xu Na said: "It doesn't have much to do with ginseng. He just wanted to pick me up. He didn't succeed last night. Today he is unwilling to find an excuse and come here again. Just ignore him." "It's not okay to let his bodyguards block the door all the time. I'll drive him away." Zhang Xuezhou is not a coward, and he is never afraid of things. "Don't." Xu Na whispered: "Don't go there, that person is notoriously insane, Huang Sihai, you know, the heir of the Huang's consortium." "He is used to being arrogant and domineering. Don't provoke him, and be careful not to hurt you." ps: Today is the fourth chapter, please comment and ask for flowers, there will be another chapter later. Happy reading every day during Spring Festival in the Year of the Rabbit! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons! Immediate recharge (activity period: January 21st to February 5th)

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