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After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

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Chapter 1: The chair was almost overturned

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Chapter 1: The chair was almost overturned

Chapter 1 The chair was almost overturned

"Your Majesty, it's time to eat." Xiaotang, the palace maid in charge of meals, said cautiously.

Min Yiyi raised her eyes, stood up and walked towards the dining table.

There were three dishes and one soup on the table, plus a bowl of yellow rice.

She just wore it this morning and inherited the memory of the original owner.

In memory, although the emperor didn't like her, the empress did not deserve the treatment she deserved.

The daily lunchtime meal, including hot and cold dishes, desserts and soups, can fill a large table.

Today it is so sloppy, it looks like the treasury is out of money.

"Is this what the emperor means?" Min Yiyi asked Xiaotang.

In view of the Queen's moodiness in the past, Xiaotang tensed up and said tremblingly: "The slaves can't get out now. This is from Eunuch Chen from the imperial kitchen. The slave asked him why there were so few, and he said... there are... It’s good if you have to eat it! It’s already like this, what else can you choose?”

"So arrogant!" Min Yiyi smiled, "Okay, these are enough. How much can I eat by myself?"

She picked up her chopsticks and picked out a rather delicate-looking piece of meat wrapped in egg skin.

However, after chewing it for just a moment, she spit it out and slurped it with the water next to her.

Rotten!

"Empress? What's wrong?" Xiaotang asked in fear.

Their queen had a bad temper and would fine her with money and board if she didn't get her way. The palace officials in Kunhua Palace were frightened when they saw her change of attitude.

Min Yiyi put down her chopsticks and said, "Come and have a taste."

Xiaotang took another pair of chopsticks, took a taste, spit it out, and said, "Why is it sour!"

Min Yiyi: "It's hard for them to collect so much bad rice and bad food!"

Xiaotang tasted a few more dishes, knelt down and knelt down: "These dishes are all sour! The only cold dish that is not sour has your least favorite mustard sauce! These dishes are inedible! It's a slave. An oversight! This slave deserves to die! Please punish me!"

Min Yiyi waved her hand: "The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by the dog. The emperor took away the power of the middle palace and put me in solitary confinement. It is normal for those in the imperial kitchen to praise me and put me down. I don't blame you. Get up and speak."

Xiaotang was very surprised.

Why does the empress suddenly seem to be a different person? In the past, when she encountered something unpleasant, even if it was something trivial, she would punish them and other palace maids indiscriminately.

This happened, but she didn't lose her temper or punish her, and she seemed very calm.

Xiaotang boldly said: "Mother, please go find the guards at the door? Ask them to report the situation to the emperor! The imperial kitchen is too much!"

Min Yiyi nodded: "Yes. Go ahead."

Xiaotang took the order, and after a while, he came back with injuries: his hair was messed up, there was a lot of dust on his clothes, there were five fingerprints on his face, there was a bump on his forehead, and he was still limping when he walked.

"Xiaotang! What's wrong with you?" Min Yiyi stood up in surprise and went over to check her injuries.

Zhao Xiaotang burst into tears: "Mother! I asked them to report to the emperor, but they were very indifferent and ignored me! I said that I would go out to report to the emperor, but they didn't let me out! I was so angry that I wanted to run out, but they just ...just hit me..."

Min Yiyi: "The emperor ordered everyone in Kunhua Palace to be locked up to think about their mistakes. How dare you break in? If I don't let you out, just come back and tell me, and we will find a way!"

Xiaotang clenched his fists: "But you are the empress! The master of the harem! How can you eat those smelly foods! Why are they so bad! I'm just so angry!"

Min Yiyi looked at her angry and miserable face, remained silent for a moment, and said, "Serve me for dinner!"

Xiaotang's eyes widened: "Ah? What?"

……

Yongning Chun carried the black-bone chicken soup she served herself and walked to Di Hanxin in a charming manner: "Your Majesty, try this bowl of chicken soup. I made it myself!"

The spoon was handed to Di Hanxin's mouth. She was as beautiful as a flower, with a subtle fragrance, delicate jade hands, and full of affection.

Di Hanxin was not a person who didn't understand amorous feelings. He smiled slightly, lowered his head and took a sip from the spoon.

It is sweet and mellow in the mouth, fragrant but not greasy.

"That's right." Di Han said warmly, "Thank you for your hard work, concubine."

"It's not hard work! As long as the emperor likes it, I will make soup for you Dundun. It will be a pleasure." Concubine Chun said affectionately, taking advantage of the situation to boldly sit on Emperor Xinhan's lap.

However, before she could sit down, she suddenly heard a sound of "vomit!" and a warm, sour-smelling liquid fell on top of her head and flowed down from her forehead.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" Concubine Chun couldn't control herself and screamed as she bounced away from the emperor and found that Emperor Han had vomited!

Everyone in the room was stunned!

Emperor Hanxin's confidant eunuch Wang Fugui hurried over and asked: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? Concubine Chun! What did you give the Emperor to drink!"

The maids and eunuchs in charge of meals all felt their heads numb, feeling that a disaster was imminent.

Concubine Chun was also frightened. She ignored the dirt on her head and hurriedly explained: "It's...just chicken soup? Someone must have done something! Your Majesty, I boiled it out and tasted it myself! There was nothing wrong at that time!" "

The emperor regained his composure, waved his hand and said, "It's none of Tang's business. It's...my own fault."

As soon as he finished speaking, another strong flushing sensation hit his nose. The emperor was so irritated that he covered his forehead with a painful expression and tears streaming down his face.

"Mother Chun Fei, what did you add to this chicken soup! Imperial Physician! Quickly declare Imperial Physician!" Wang Fugui shouted anxiously outside.

The emperor raised his hand to stop him, with a flash of hatred in his eyes, and said, "No need!"

He stood up suddenly, pushed away his chair angrily, and strode out.

The chair was almost overturned.

Concubine Chun knelt on the ground with a bang: "Your Majesty? Your Majesty! You believe me, I have done nothing!"

"It has nothing to do with you! Come here! Show off to Kunhua Palace!" Di Hanxin said with a gloomy face and went straight to the Queen's Kunhua Palace.

Concubine Chun's Yongning Palace was not far from Kunhua Palace. The emperor walked in quickly, even faster than the little eunuch who went to report.

As soon as he entered, he saw Min Yiyi immersed in eating.

Standing next to her was a palace maid with a gray face and a bump on her forehead, waiting on her.

"Min Yiyi!" Di Hanxin grabbed her hand that was trying to feed her, "Are you looking for death?!"

Min Yiyi raised her head and looked at Di Hanxin with an innocent and surprised look.

Their eyes met, but Di Hanxin was stunned.

This is... Min Yiyi?

At this time, Min Yiyi was wearing a light pink dress, no makeup or hairpin, but her skin was like snow and her appearance was stunning?The big eyes are as clear as water, the long eyelashes are slightly curled, the expression is confused, and the small mouth is bright red, full of fatal pure desire...

This was the first time that Di Hanxin saw her without makeup.

In the past, she always wore dull clothes and thick, old-fashioned makeup. Sometimes she looked older than his mother.

Unexpectedly... her true face is actually like this? Wang Fugui was also stunned, his mouth opened wide, and he was so shocked that he said a hometown dialect: "Hey, you are a good girl!" Our Queen is so beautiful! As for Min Yiyi, she saw Di Hanxin rushing in with an expression of wanting to eat someone. Her face was innocent, but she was holding back a bad smile in her heart.

(End of this chapter)

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