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After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

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Chapter 22: The system is a love brain

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Chapter 22: The system is a love brain

Chapter 22 The system is a love brain

Number [-]: [I think he might be jealous. 】

Min Yiyi: [Why are you jealous?My cousin? 】

Number [-]: [Yeah. 】

Min Yiyi: [Hahaha!Then what do you mean, he robbed my banknote and said he would hand it over to my elder brother in person? 】

No. [-]: [He is even jealous of your elder brother. 】

【Pfft! ] Min Yiyi laughed out loud, [Xiaojiu, Xiaojiu, you are a system, and you actually have a love brain?Hahahaha I was laughing so hard! 】

No. [-]'s face was a little red and his eyes were shy: [This...is what I think...is it funny? 】

He looks quite cute like this.

Min Yiyi suddenly felt a little love and encouraged him: "No, no!"No. [-], no matter whether it is right or wrong, it is good to have your own opinions. You can speak out and let's discuss it together. I promise I won't laugh again. 】

Number [-]: [Really? 】

Min Yiyi: [Really! 】

No. [-]: [I also think that Di Wugou was jealous when you just stared at him. 】

【Pfft!Sorry, sorry!I really didn’t mean it...]

……

Min Yiyi's makeup was smeared and she planned to go back to the palace.

She sent Wei Tai over to report to the emperor, and told him by the way: "You don't have to come back in a hurry. Watch over there. Don't let me leave, and someone will bully my second sister again. In addition, you have someone go to my cousin's house." Let’s ask around and see how his injuries are.”

Wei Tai agreed and returned to Yanque Terrace.

The others accompanied Min Yiyi back to Kunhua Palace.

Not long after, Wei Tai came back to report that the show at Yanque Terrace was over.

Regarding her early departure, Di Hanxin didn't say anything, and Chun Fei's group didn't say anything either, and they were even a little happy.

Since the emperor and his two highnesses were there, they did not embarrass Mr. Xi.

"Where's my cousin? How is he?"

Wei Tai replied: "I sent someone to find General Xiao Qin. General Xiao Qin said that he was fine and could barely move. I went to ask the imperial doctor who treated him personally. The imperial doctor also said that it was an external injury and he was not injured. Bones, nothing serious."

"That's good. Thank you for your hard work. You can go back first!" Wei Tai was very careful and proper in handling things, which made Min Yiyi feel relieved.

However, Wei Tai did not leave and continued: "Your Majesty, Imperial Concubine Chun said that she had prepared a small amount of wine and invited the emperor to have a drink with him at Yongning Palace. The emperor said that he had something to do at noon and would go there in the evening."

Min Yiyi: "Ha! It's normal. Today is her birthday. The emperor should go and accompany her."

However, her "thin wine" may have been prepared in vain, and her little plan will definitely fail.

Before Di Hanxin got rid of the poison, he didn't dare to go to bed with a woman other than himself.

Otherwise, the whole body will be sore and painful.

The Imperial Master made this very clear to the cure, no matter how passionate Di Hanxin was about the heroine, he never stayed overnight and didn't even dare to kiss her.

Even if this is the case for the heroine, Shen Lingyue's political significance in his heart is far greater than the love between men and women, which is even more impossible.

Unless Shen Lingyue dares to put medicine in the wine.

But she certainly wouldn't dare.

However, in the evening, Min Yiyi was doing yoga while standing upside down on the couch. Suddenly, a sharp alarm sounded in her head, which frightened her so much that she fell down with shaking hands and almost broke her neck.

【What are you doing! ] Min Yiyi asked No. [-], [Will scaring me to death do you any good? 】

No. [-] looked very panicked: [The host is in trouble!The world is in danger of collapsing! 】Min Yiyi: 【Collapse?What does it mean? 】

No. [-]: [The plot I just received, Shen Lingyue drugged the wine! 】

Min Yiyi: [...I'll go!She is so brave!But what does drugging have to do with the collapse of the world? 】

No. [-]: [If she succeeds, if Di Hanxin sleeps with her tonight, he will have big, disgusting pustules all over his body, which cannot be cured!According to the system's calculations, a proud and mysophobic person like him has a [-]% chance of committing suicide because he cannot bear it! 】

Min Yiyi was stunned for a moment: [What?You mean, the world will collapse if he dies? 】

Number [-]: [That’s right!The male and female protagonists are like the yin and yang of this world. If either of them dies, the world will collapse!And we will be wiped out together! 】

Min Yiyi: [...So, in addition to protecting myself, I also have to protect them both? 】

Number [-]: [Yes!The plot I received was half an hour ago. At that time, someone reported that Emperor Hanxin had gone to Yongning Palace, and Shen Lingyue warmed up the wine!You have to hurry up! 】

Min Yiyi: [What a terrible delay! 】

She called all the able-bodied chamberlains in the palace and went straight to Yongning Palace.

I can't control that much anymore, just break in!

She is the queen anyway, no one dares to stop her! However, I didn’t expect that someone would actually dare to stop him.

Moreover, when she saw it, she didn't even dare to let out a fart.

Empress Dowager West.

When Emperor Hanxin was very young, his mother was kicked out of the palace to become a nun. He grew up under the knee of the virtuous concubine Jia.

After ascending the throne as empress, Emperor Hanxin named Jia the Queen Mother of the West.

At the same time, according to the ancestral system, the queen of the late emperor was respected as the Queen Mother of the East.

The Queen Mother Dong is Min Yiyi's cousin and her supporter.

The Queen Mother of the West... After fighting with the Queen Mother of the East for most of her life, she would naturally not like the cousin of the Queen Mother of the original owner had been in the palace for three months, but he had never seen her in a good mood.

At this moment, the Queen Mother of the West led a dozen or twenty servants and stood on the Guangsheng Bridge in a mighty manner, looking like they were watching the scenery.

But Guangsheng Bridge is just a road bridge over a small water system. It doesn't have much scenery, but a group of people blocked the road.

This water system half surrounds the outside of Yongning Palace. The shortest way from Kunhua Palace is to cross Guangsheng Bridge.

But the Queen Mother of the West stood on the bridge and obviously had no intention of leaving, so Min Yiyi saluted her from a distance and prepared to take a detour.

Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother of the West called her: "Queen!"

Min Yiyi pretended not to hear and walked forward faster.

Unexpectedly, another group of people came towards me. The leader was Princess Gongci, a daughter of the Queen Mother of the West. She was eleven or twelve years old. She was a little girl with a mean face. She was not tall and worked hard to pull up. She was covered in pearls and looked elegant. He put on airs and said with an unhappy face: "Queen! My mother called you, didn't you hear me?"

"I didn't hear that. Sixth Princess, I have something urgent. I'll ask my mother for forgiveness later." Min Yiyi said, "I'm sorry, but I can borrow it for a moment."

The empress is the highest-ranking woman in the harem besides the empress dowager. No matter which princess sees her, she must bow and give way. Princess Gongci not only did not give way, but stood in front of Min Yiyi and said, "What can you do?" Is it an emergency? Go and apologize to my mother now!"

Min Yiyi said nothing and walked directly past her.

The world is about to collapse, how can she have time to tangle with a little brat?

Wei Tai was a very discerning man. Seeing that Min Yiyi was really anxious, he shouted with a murderous look on his face: "Get out of the way!"

Then he led the servants to stop the others aside and make way for Min Yiyi.

"Stop!" Princess Gongci ran over and grabbed Min Yiyi's arm, "Don't leave!"

(End of this chapter)

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