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After committing myself to madly criticizing the governor, I was confused

After committing myself to madly criticizing the governor, I was confused

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Chapter 20: You're an idiot

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Chapter 20: You're an idiot

Chapter 20 You're an idiot

Feng Pingqiu sighed, this, this, this Xiao'er is really not afraid of embarrassment!Obviously he doesn't know how to do it, but he still insists on pretending to be can’t do it for a while, but it makes me laugh out loud! Feng Yun'er's face, covered with thick facial fat, twitched slightly, never expecting that the other party would actually agree.

The normal trend shouldn't be that Feng Xiaoer ends up being cowardly and letting it go!

Okay, okay, if that's the case, then don't blame yourself for exposing her scars and trampling on her face!

Feng Yun'er stood up, moved around in her gorgeous clothes that looked like purple eggplants, and raised her eyes with a pretentious smile.

"Today is Grandma's feast, so why don't we write poems with longevity as an issue. Writing poems on weekdays is too boring, so why don't we take seven steps and do it as we go. If anyone can't do it in seven steps, he loses. "

The eldest lady still had a smile on her face: "This is a good topic. It not only celebrates my grandmother's birthday, but it is also elegant and has the form of a competition, which makes people interested. In that case, let's get started."

There were bursts of cheers from the audience.

Although this is just my grandmother's birthday banquet, the guests are all ministers and relatives of the the prominent figures in the capital gather here.

This is also an opportunity to showcase yourself.

Feng Yun'er was confident. She had already thought of a countermeasure before. This seven-step poetry competition was just a cover.

The poem has been written for several days, and now I can just recite to mention seven steps, it can also be done in five steps.

However, in order to make everyone believe that she did it immediately, she still chose seven steps.

While thinking, Qianmian also paced slowly, his eyebrows slightly furrowed, as if he was thinking.

Then he suddenly became cheerful and read the poem in the distance.

""Shou Xian"

The gate is full of five blessings, This is the year of health and longevity.

The spirit is strong and the bones are pure and fortitude, And call the Immortal of Longevity. "

"Good! It's catchy, great!" The guests applauded. If it's good, it's good. If it's not, it's bad!

In fact, no matter how gorgeous the rhetoric is, it is just a kind of artistic conception. Although the poem is a bit short, or the poem is a little childish and popular, it directly praises Feng Mansion. In the limited time of only seven steps, it can set off the atmosphere. At this point, it is really rare for a masterpiece to be completed.

Xu Changyan clapped his hands excitedly and clapped the loudest, his cousin must be the best.

Several highly respected ministers couldn't help but whisper to Feng Pingqiu and praised him. He raised his daughter well. With such a literary talent, she can really be called a talented girl.

On the other hand, my daughter only wants to enjoy herself, and is really not as good as Feng Yun'er.

Feng Pingqiu smiled brightly and said a few words of I felt very happy in my heart.

The apple of his eye, he has invited the most virtuous and respected masters of Chinese studies to give lectures since he was a child. Now he is still worried about his daughter's literary talent?

That's all, since Yun'er has such a long face, Feng Xiao'er can't do it. Fortunately, he has a precious daughter to support him.

It was difficult for the old lady to smile is all about her birthday, and now that there is such a masterpiece to make her happy, naturally she has to send it off with a Yun'er looked at the beauty in plain clothes proudly, and she couldn't hide the contentment in her eyes.

Does Feng Xiaoer still dare to compete with her? She only has a face that can be seen, but it is just a superficial thing. How can she be as talented and beautiful as she is? She glanced up and down Feng Xiaoer.

It's a pity that Feng Xiaoer didn't even give her a look, and clearly didn't take her seriously.

Feng Yun'er was disdainful and snorted coldly from her nose, waiting for a good show!

"Sister, it's your turn. If you can't do it, just tell your sister."

Feng Yun'er saw that everyone's eyes began to fall on her one after another, with such pride and pride, and her face was twisted when she was about to see the other party's defeat.

Feng Xiaoer really came out with a thousand calls.

She had been nodding slightly just now, listening to the the poem does not have any profound charm, it is catchy and fits the mood of today.

"My sister's poems are already the best. What I do can only be called poetry. If I don't do well, I hope everyone will forgive me."

Ruoxian's temperament always shows that she is an extremely stable and outstanding woman, even the steps she takes are those of the God of Luohe.

Xu Changyan, like most young masters, couldn't take his eyes off the ethereal woman opposite him.

But he didn't want to admit that he just wanted to see the beauty.

He just snorted from his mouth and nose: I want to see what kind of tricks this bitch can do.

Feng Xiao'er's steps were very small, which meant that she shortened the time, which made Feng Yun'er across from her sneer. However, after watching her take two steps, it suddenly became catchy.

""Birthday Banquet"

The incense burner produces auspicious smoke, The feast begins with witty words, Yangchun and Gaoqu, To live longer than to live longer, to compete with gods, Green, rich and healthy. "

After finishing a poem, there are still three steps left! Everyone looked at each it comes to artistic conception, the little poem just now is definitely this one is more down-to-earth, vividly depicting today’s birthday banquet! The eldest lady was confused and was slightly confused, but she quickly recovered as form of this kind of poem is difficult to grasp. There are more sentences and less sentences, more words and less words, and the charm just now will not appear.

If you change the word and the rhyme, you won't be able to pronounce it in one breath.

In terms of artistic conception and atmosphere, the two poems are comparable, but in terms of difficulty, Feng Xiaoer's poems are better.

Everyone tasted the product carefully, and they immediately felt that it was superior. They wanted to applaud, but unexpectedly, Feng Xiaoer blurted it out again when there were only two steps left! ""Sacred Beast Greetings"

Qinglong Yufeng asked Lan Hou, The White Tiger is said to be immortal in Shaoguan.

Xuanwu old man sent Zhenlou, Suzaku has a long-lasting relationship for thousands of miles.

God hopes that his glory will last forever, The elders are blessed with blessings, wealth and longevity. "

After reciting the poem, the step has been completed! (End of this chapter)

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