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Chapter 59: Survival for 16 hours, and finally came back with shit?

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Chapter 59: Survival for 16 hours, and finally came back with shit?

Chapter 59 – Survived for 16 Hours and Came Back With Shit?

“What’s the situation?” Many players looked confused. They immediately felt that the ground was shaking, and the forests were shaking violently. It seemed that many monsters were coming frantically.

“Hurry up and cover your backpack!!!” Evolutionary Player was the first to react and hurriedly shouted.

Whew!

When Beef Noodle covered the backpack, a black panther was already going crazy, its eyes were scarlet and it rushed towards Beef Noodles.

“Black Panther? Hasn’t this guy always liked sneak attacks? Why did he rush forward like crazy?”

“What are you doing in a daze? Kill it!”

“Fuck it!”

The players were shocked and hurriedly attacked the Black Panther. What the player did not expect was that this Black Panther didn’t even look at the player before it died and pounced on Beef Noodle. A pair of panther eyes still stared at Beef Noodles Or … the backpack in his hands.

“What’s going on?” Many players didn’t understand, but at this time, the players had no time to think.

A bunch of monsters rushed in frantically. They pounced on the players, and the number directly exceeded a dozen.

There was a steady stream of monsters coming from far away.

“Colored Arm team, step forward!”

“Where is my greatsword? Fuck, where did I put it?!”

“Hurry up. Shoot the frost arrows!”

The players were in a hurry, facing the beasts coming from all directions. After an hour of bloody battle, they finally wiped out all the monsters.

Although the player killed seven or eight, there were more than a hundred beast corpses on the ground.

“What’s the matter? Why are these monsters rushing like crazy?”

“How would I know!”

“We have cleaned up a lot of monsters around here. These monsters must have rushed from farther away?”

The players were all dumbfounded. Only Evolutionary Player flashed his eyes and locked on Beef Noodle’s backpack.

“I know the reason. Everyone follow me into the chariot, and then close the door!” Under the command of Evolutionary Player, the players did not care about the corpses of the monsters and hurriedly got into the chariot.

“Sure enough!” After entering the chariot, Evolutionary Player immediately opened the backpack and reached out to dig out the dark golden unidentified substance.

At this time, this dark golden unidentified substance seemed to have changed. It was a bit like jelly before, but now it is a bit like ice cream. The colour had also changed from the previous golden to dark gold.

“This thing attracts monsters! According to my test … this …”

Evolutionary Player was interrupted by Farm Master. “Hold the grass. Isn’t this a bunch of SH? What a magical SH! This is the first time I have seen something like this!” Farm Master concluded very professionally.

“What?”

“What?” Beef noodle and the players were flabbergasted.

“Hold the grass. I have worked so hard for 16 hours in PUBG, and you tell me I came back with a pile of shit?” Beef Noodle was stupefied.

Thinking about it, he accidentally ate several bites of this stuff before …

Beef Noodle cried in the toilet.

“Let me have a taste. Just one bite!!!” Farm Master rushed towards the substance.

A few players hurriedly blocked him, and only after a lot of energy wasted did they stop him.

Otherwise, this player would eat SH live. That scene … Many players feel nauseous when they think about it.

“The SH of the Black Panther is dry and thin, and the effect of refining it to SH pill is not as good as that of the War Hunchback Beast!

“The SH of the raging mad cow is relatively moist, thick, and large, and it is extremely fertile. The effect is several times stronger than that of the War Hunchback Beast!

“The SH that Brother Ming handed to me, just by smelling, the effect of this SH is definitely a hundred times stronger than that of the War Hunchback Beast!” Farm Master’s eyes lit up and he roared excitedly.

“This product is not saved!” The other players rolled their eyes.

Although they knew that Farm Master liked to explore fertilizer and farming since after successfully refining SH Dan with Beef Noodles, he had been fascinated.

Other players were busy spawning monsters to earn contribution points or engaging in weapons and equipment, but Farm Master was studying the dung of various monsters every day, purifying it, and mixing it. Sometimes, he had to taste it himself. It was to study the freshness.

At this time, Evolutionary Player kicked Farm Master and stood in front of everyone. “No matter what biological feces this thing is, in short, Brother Noodle put it in a closed backpack, and after more than ten hours, it accidentally fermented it!

“This leads to a change in the smell of this dung. As long as the smell spreads, it will immediately attract a large number of monsters!

“I think that the players responsible for attracting monsters can bring a little of this stuff. It is effective!” Evolutionary Player explained word by word.

“!” The players’ eyes lit up!

Right! Isn’t the thing brought back by Brother Noodle the strongest bait?

Just …

Many players were thinking, what kind of monster’s dung was this and why was it so attractive?

Is it … a real dragon’s dung? Or a fairy’s?

How is it possible!

“Fuck, he’s my brother! During every critical moment, it’s always Brother Noodle who saves us.”

“Brother Noodle is invincible!”

“That’s not nonsense. Playing PUBG and not going offline for 16 hours. Who can do it? Brother Bear can’t do it, right? Only Brother Noodle can do it! Brother Noodle is a Big Boss!”

Without saying anything, the players praised him brainlessly, pampering Beef Noodle who was crying in the toilet again.

“Brother Noodle, we are going to use the unknown monster dung in your backpack as bait. Do you think that’s okay?” Star asked.

“Ah? That’s okay!” He heard that they were going to use his SH back as bait, and Beef Noodle agreed.

“Brother Noodle, why don’t you go offline and rest for a while? You haven’t slept for 16 hours … I guess you can’t hold it up, right?” Evolutionary Player reminded Beef Noodles.

To be honest, Beef Noodle did feel tired.

Playing PUBG for 16 hours did cause a huge load on the mind and body. But Beef Noodles, after listening to Star’s plan, jumped up instantly.

—Author’s Note–

[Can you guess what Beef Noodle brought in his bag?]

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