Chapter 34: Chapter 28: The Legend of the War God’s Return… Part 2
Translator: 549690339
“It’s him!”
Delight showed in Fang Qingqing’s eyes.
“Wait a minute!”
They saw Chen Fan reach the edge of the square, carrying the One-horned Demon Pig on his shoulders as he leaped high into the air. He then landed on the square with an extremely domineering posture!
“Boom!”
A dark hole was smashed directly into the square.
Chen Fan and the One-horned Demon Pig fell into the hole and disappeared.
Everyone:
Zhao Xin and Pan Xiangdong panicked, rushed out of the crowd, and shouted at the hole, “Brother Chen Fan, are you alright?”
At this moment, a Guardian Beast on the edge of the square that looked like a tree stump stretched out both hands. The hands turned into two thick vines, which entered the dark hole.
“Whoosh!”
The two vines wrapped around Chen Fan and the One-horned Demon Pig, lifting them back onto the square.
Chen Fan stood at the edge of the hole, his face pale, “Damn it, why didn’t anyone tell me there’s a mine underneath the square? I was nearly crushed to death by the One-horned Demon Pig!”
“Hahahaha!” Many people burst into laughter.
Serves you right for being so arrogant!
Serves you right for showing off!
Fell right into a mine, didn’t you!
On the War God Academy’s side, Teacher Li looked at Fang Qingqing covering her mouth and laughing, couldn’t help but say, “Qingqing, you’re not saying that the guy you were talking about is this…loser, right?”
“Yes, it’s…ah…l mean, it’s him!” Fang Qingqing’s face turned red.
Although calling someone a loser wasn’t exactly a bad word, it was still a mockery. She had never used such words growing up.
This time, she was nearly misled by Teacher Li.
Teacher Li and the other teachers exchanged glances, their expressions becoming strange.
Being able to carry such a huge One-horned Demon Pig while running wildly indeed showed some strength.
But…
He indeed looked like a loser.
The long-legged woman on top of the Wild Savage Ape shook her head and said, “Loser, don’t you know that beneath the Guidance Plaza lies the Black Ant Forest Iron Mine? Don’t you ever look it up?”
“Haven’t you noticed that none of the Guardian Beasts ever entered the square?”
“It’s because those giant Guardian Beasts could easily collapse the square.”
You’re the loser…
Your entire family is full of losers!
Chen Fan immediately rolled his eyes.
If I were to look something up, I would look up the Black Ant Forest.
Who in their right mind would look up a square?!
What is there to look up about a square?!
Chen Fan rubbed his bruised face, feeling suffocated, and couldn’t help but kick the One-horned Demon Pig on the ground.
Was this dead pig back for revenge?
He almost got crushed to death when he fell just now!
At this moment, Teacher Li from War God Academy walked up to Chen Fan and, holding back her laughter, said, “You must be quite clear about the enrollment affairs of the three major academies, right? Have you…awakened your talent yet?”
“Would you like to join our War God Academy?” “I refuse!” Chen Fan said without hesitation.
Teacher Li was stunned, “Why?”
As a teacher at War God Academy, to be turned down when inviting someone was something unexpected.
Chen Fan pursed his lips, “I don’t quite like the name of your academy.” “What did you say?” Teacher Li thought she had heard wrong.
A group of students in the War God Academy behind her were raging!
“This bastard doesn’t like the name of our academy? Who does he think he is?”
“Teacher Li personally invited him, and not only did he reject her, but he also ridiculed our academy?”
“This loser is asking to be beaten up!”
People from the other two academies burst into laughter and started fanning the flames.
“The name of your War God Academy does indeed sound unpleasant. He’s not wrong, you know!”
“Little brother, come here, our Huanhai Academy welcomes you!”
“Finally met someone sensible. How can your academy have the audacity to name itself War God? Chu Qingcheng only stayed in your academy for three days back then, and you claim him to be from War God Academy and renamed it. You guys have no shame!”
“Oh dear, Li Sheng personally invited someone and got rejected and ridiculed. This is too interesting! ”
Hearing these words, Li Sheng’s face turned green: “Young man, I can let it go if you’re impolite to me.”
“But if you dare to slander our War God Academy…”
“Do you believe I’ll throw you into the mine, seal you up for three to five years!” “State your reasons, or else, I must teach you a lesson today!”
Chen Fan narrowed his eyes: “When I see the name of your War God Academy, I think of a legend…”
Li Sheng: “What legend?”
Chen Fan mysteriously said: “The War God returns to find his daughter sleeping in a pigsty, eating pig food, furious, 8,000 beauties from all directions come running…”
“Boom!” Li Sheng gave Chen Fan a head smack, making him grit his teeth in pain.
“Watch less of those novels!”
Li Sheng was furious: “Our War God Academy has no relation to those novels! You’re insulting us!”
Chen Fan was stunned: “Teacher, do we have such novels here on Blue Star
“Of course.” Li Sheng angrily said, “People come here every year, and many of them carry mobile phones.”
“It was a guy who brought his mobile phone with many novels on it, but he didn’t Awaken, so he registered a pen name ‘Potato’ and wrote a book called ‘Breaking Dou’ and published it. It caused a huge craze on Blue Star at the time!”
“But later someone reported him, he was found out, and his family was ruined.”
“He was also found by a bunch of Guardian Beastmasters and beaten half-dead… those Guardian Beastmasters share the same origin as you and are probably fans of Potato.”
“There was also someone who named himself ‘San Shao’ and wrote a book called ‘Douluo’, but before he could make any money, he was also caught and beaten to the point of disability.”
Chen Fan was furious: “How could there be such shameless people?!”
Li Sheng: “Exactly…”
Chen Fan: “They actually did what I wanted to do first. I was still thinking about making money from this yesterday!”
Li Sheng:
Chen Fan: “Teacher, are they really sure about this? Is it possible that the authors of ‘Breaking Dou’ and ‘Douluo’ are actually Potato and San Shao themselves?”
“Of course not. There were photos on the phone, many people recognized
them.. wait, am I discussing novels with you now? Am I discussing Potato and
San Shao with you now?!” Li Sheng was furious.
He felt that Chen Fan had led him off-topic.
Chen Fan looked around and mysteriously said: “Teacher, I also brought my mobile phone when I came here. There’s a novel called ‘Golden Plum’ in it…”
“For saying that… now come, let me borrow it for a while and transfer the files to me.” Li Sheng pulled Chen Fan aside.
“Teacher Li!” Fang Qingqing, with a blushing face, angrily stopped the two.
Li Sheng immediately became serious and righteous: “I want to take him aside and educate him properly not to engage in these crooked practices! This is not what Guardian Beastmasters and Star Martial Artists should do!”
“As a teacher, I must severely criticize him!”
“By the way, did you awaken the Star Martial Artist Talent or the Guardian Beastmaster Talent?”
Chen Fan: “Isn’t it obvious? I’ve awakened the Guardian Beastmaster Talent.
Li Sheng: “Let me see the Guardian Beast you’ve summoned.”
Chen Fan nodded and summoned the Slime Jade.
“Slime…” Those around were all dumbfounded.
This kid doesn’t seem very smart.
A Guardian Beastmaster, signed a contract with a Slime?
It’s the lowest-level Magical Creature, evolving it is as difficult as reaching the skies!
What a waste of the Guardian Beastmaster Talent!
Could this even be a Guardian Beast?
It can’t even beat Iron-eating Black Ants!
Li Sheng looked at Fang Qingqing helplessly: “You told me he had a Slime before, I thought it was just a normal pet, but now he has signed a contract with it, with such intelligence…”
“Why not let him go to Celestial Academy?”
The Celestial Academy teacher who had just come over was furious: “Piss off!” Li Sheng looked at the Huanhai Academy teacher again.
The Huanhai Academy female teacher immediately pointed at Li Sheng: “Dare to talk nonsense and I’ll duel with you right now, fight till you die! Fight until you kneel and call mom!”
Feeling the contempt around it, Slime Jade jumped onto Chen Fan’s head: “Chirp, chirp chirp (they don’t like me).”
Everyone looked at Chen Fan’s head with the green “hat” and was stunned again.
With his green hat on, Chen Fan looked even more foolish in their eyes….