Update Time: 2014-03-02
"I'm starving, Lin Zheng! Let's go! Let's get a good meal!" Yang Qi suddenly ran into Lin Zheng's room and said. Seeing Lin Zheng looking at the official website, her eyes lit up. "Hehe, you've finished reading it, right? Perfect, tell me about it when we eat later, saves me from having to read it myself when I get back!"
"I have no problem with eating out!" Lin Zheng turned his face, sized Yang Qi up and down, and said with a conflicted expression, "But, are you really going out in that outfit? My goodness! People who don't know might think you're selling yourself!" Looking at Yang Qi's current style, with her messy hair, tight short shorts, and the most outrageous part being that she was only wearing a bra on top, she was even more provocative than those streetwalkers! Hmm, if streetwalkers had Yang Qi's quality, their business would probably be booming!
After being told off by Lin Zheng, Yang Qi sulked back to her room to change. When she reappeared in front of Lin Zheng, she was surprisingly wearing a seductive red evening gown, almost giving Lin Zheng a heart attack!
"What the heck! Can't you be more reliable? You're wearing an evening gown to a casual meal, do you think this is a party or a blind date?!" Lin Zheng glared at Yang Qi with a conflicted expression. Unexpectedly, Yang Qi showed no shame at all; instead, she said righteously, "I haven't washed clothes these past few days, and this is the only outfit I have that's presentable. What's wrong, little guy! I don't believe you have anything else to change into!"
"..." This Liu Mang, did she not see that he had already changed into a clean set of clothes? And she still dared to talk nonsense here! Lin Zheng expressed his speechlessness at Yang Qi's idiocy and could only remain silent!
After throwing all the clothes that had accumulated for several days into the washing machine and setting it to automatic wash, the two leisurely went out for dinner. They didn't go to the nearby Sichuan restaurant. According to Yang Qi, yesterday's mission rewarded each of them with 5000 gold coins, which was tens of thousands of RMB if sold! How could they not treat themselves to a good meal after working so hard for several sleepless nights?! So, the two took a taxi to Dragon Garden Restaurant, ready to feast to their hearts' content!
Since there were only two of them, they didn't choose a private room but opted for a window seat near the road. Then, they ordered a huge pile of food and began to eat and drink heartily! Yang Qi, dressed in her evening gown, looked as noble as a young lady of wealth. Wherever she went, she was undoubtedly the center of attention. When they first entered the restaurant, who knows how many unsuspecting people were utterly captivated by her! But when the two started eating, it was truly a sight! They wolfed down their food like hungry ghosts reincarnated, with no regard for their image whatsoever. Their eating habits were truly more than a little eye-catching! After eating and drinking their fill, the two began discussing the content of the version update. Not long after, a torrential downpour suddenly poured down! The two stopped their conversation. At this moment, Yang Qi stared blankly at the street in the pouring rain during the evening. Coming back to her senses, Yang Qi couldn't help but ask with a smile, "Lin Zheng, do you still remember what it was like when I took you home?"
"Your sister!" Lin Zheng rolled his eyes, "I was completely unconscious then, what would I know?!"
"Haha! You wouldn't believe how miserable you were then! Your clothes were stripped off by some unscrupulous guy, and all you had left was an ID card and a pair of boxers. You were lying on the street in the pouring rain like a dead person. If I, your older sister, hadn't happened to go out to buy something and stumbled upon you, and then, out of the kindness of my heart, dragged you home, do you think you would have died on the street?!"
"Go away, go away! Children's words are harmless, good luck! I'm not that easy to kick the bucket!" Lin Zheng said with a gloomy expression, then his face softened, and he chuckled, "Speaking of which, you're really bold, girl. You just dragged me home without knowing who I was. What if I was some kind of wanted criminal, wouldn't you be in big trouble?!"
"A wanted criminal who gets robbed down to just his boxers? Then I can only say that wanted criminal is too pathetic!" As she spoke, Yang Qi seemed to recall Lin Zheng's pathetic state at the time; he really was robbed down to just a pair of boxers! Immediately, Yang Qi couldn't help but burst into laughter!
"Your sister! Don't let me find out who that scoundrel was who robbed me, ruining my lifelong reputation!" Lin Zheng said, slapping the table with a look of indignation! This matter was truly embarrassing! Being robbed down to just his boxers, anyone who heard it would have to laugh!
"Hey! Lin Zheng!"
"What!" Lin Zheng asked unhappily. Yang Qi pointed at the street in the pouring rain outside and said with an incredulous expression, "Look! There's another guy who got robbed down to just his boxers!"
"Huh?!" Lin Zheng was startled. Following Yang Qi's astonished gaze, he looked out the window and saw a person lying on the ground on the twilight street, where the streetlights hadn't even lit up yet. All he had left was a very conspicuous pair of white boxers. In the pouring rain, pedestrians hurried by, yet no one went to help him!
"My goodness! There must be a habitual offender in this area, always robbing people down to just their boxers! Could it be the legendary Boxer Gang?!"
"Boxer your head! Hurry up and pay the bill, I'm going to save him!"
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The person was eventually taken home by Lin Zheng, while Yang Qi rushed to a nearby clothing store. There was no other way; their last set of clothes were ruined. If they didn't want to go back wearing only underwear, they had to buy a few sets. Although Yang Qi was quite the Liu Mang, she was still a woman, after all. If that situation really happened, she definitely wouldn't even step out of her room! Oh, and she also had to buy clothes for the guy who was left with only his boxers. So, when Yang Qi walked out of the clothing store, she was already carrying a large pile of bags. Behind her, the sales assistant smiled sweetly, seeing off this fat sheep!
"Damn it! You exhibitionist, hurry up and find something to change into!" As soon as she entered, Yang Qi saw Lin Zheng completely naked, seemingly having just come out of the shower, holding a towel and wiping his face. Yang Qi casually threw a few sets of clothes to Lin Zheng, then took a set for herself and went into the bathroom to change and wash up.
Emerging from the bathroom in a dry set of clothes, she saw Lin Zheng in the living room, holding a first-aid kit, treating some of the injuries on the person they had brought back. The rescued person was a delicate-looking man, but at this moment, he had multiple bruises on his body and had suffered a severe blow to the head. If Lin Zheng and Yang Qi hadn't saved him, he might have really died on the street!
"This guy is much worse off than you were back then, look at all these injuries, tsk tsk! Could it be that he wasn't just robbed of his money, but also his virtue? Was he butt-raped?!" Yang Qi took over from Lin Zheng, wiping the wound medicine on the man while not forgetting to mock him, making Lin Zheng roll his eyes. He said irritably, "Good thing he's unconscious, anyone who heard that would get mad at you! Meow, you didn't look at me like that back then, did you?!"
"How could I?! Am I that kind of person?!"
"Your sister, then what you just said, was that ghost talk!"
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