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Chapter 105: Punishment for the Final Battle of the Laughter Society

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Chapter 105: Punishment for the Final Battle of the Laughter Society

Chapter 105: Punishment for the Final Battle of the Laughter Society In a large company, a group of people were sitting in a conference room, watching the CCTV program "Chinese Poetry Meeting". Qi Long was invited by this program to sing a song, using the lyrics from Mr. Liang's article "Chinese Youth Says" as the main song, and sang a song to inspire young people. The lyrics of the chorus are so majestic that they make people feel passionate and enthusiastic when listening to them. [Young people are naturally wild, their hearts are like mountains and rivers, they stand tall, they dare to measure the sun and the moon again, today I am the only young man, I dare to ask the world to test my edge, the Chinese youth are full of vigor, the world laughs at me but I am self-reliant, I live up to my youth! ] "After hearing the demo of this song, I knew it would be a hit. Okay, you guys chat about your stuff, I'm going to arrange the promotions!" Na Yu stood up and left the meeting room. Qi Long, Yan Min and some staff members of the variety show "Douxiaoshe" stayed in the conference room. The reason for the meeting was to establish a project: "Extreme Men's Gang"! "De Yun Dou Xiao She" was originally planned to have only twelve episodes, but because it was so popular, the capital added money to add three more episodes, which were broadcast in the form of special episodes. Only one episode is left before this season of "Dou Xiao She" is finished. For Yan Min, an idealistic and ambitious director, online variety shows are just an option. He would rather return to the TV station with good works. Currently, several local TV stations are contacting Yan Min, hoping to purchase his next outdoor reality show. Qi Long doesn't care who it is sold to, it is the company's business.

The reason why he also participated in this meeting was that Yan Min wanted to invite guests with him as the center, and took out a stack of artists to be invited for Qi Long to screen. Yan Min values ​​Qi Long's eloquence, ability to control the situation, and his wit during variety show recordings, so when selecting someone, she would choose Qi Long. After hearing about this request, Qi Long was helpless. His contact with the entertainment industry is currently limited, so he couldn't make a choice. So he simply recommended someone from Another World Variety Show. "By the way, you have to do a background check!" Qi Long suggested: "When bad artists appear, TV dramas have to be taken off the shelves, and variety shows are no exception. I suggest that you ask people in the industry about the problem, and don't use those with problems! You don’t want the variety show you worked so hard on to be taken down, right? " When he said these words, he was looking at the photo of Luo Zhiqiang. This old singer and dancer from Taiwan has another nickname in another world: Master of Time Management! If this thing is not exposed, people outside the circle will have no idea about it, but people in the circle know more or less about it, and there are a lot of gossips in the circle. The staff knows what the artists do after they finish participating in a show, filming a movie, or holding a concert. Yan Min attached great importance to Qi Long's opinion, and specifically asked people to inquire about it from various sources. The disparity between the two worlds was once again reflected. Among these people, Huang Lei has already retired from the entertainment industry. He no longer acts and only teaches. Wang Xun has never been married, so there is no possibility of him cheating on his wife. Luo Zhiqiang does not have any improper relationships between men and women. Every time he finishes recording a show, no matter how late it is, he will buy the latest plane ticket and rush home to be with his girlfriend. Yan Min was even surprised: "Qi Long, have you researched the ones you recommended? They are all good!" "That's good." Qi Long was mentally prepared. The Guos in the two worlds didn't have the same style, so it was normal for others to be different. "Extreme Men" has been officially launched as a project, and the company will be busy next. Qi Long and Dong Qiang still go to crosstalk performances whenever there are any, and they turn down all other invitations such as promoting products, playing games, and giving interviews, and just focus on performing crosstalk. Of course, it’s not just with this pair of partners. When recording the last episode of Douxiaoshe, Qi Long copied a crosstalk from another world, modified it, and invited Yu Qian together with Luan Yunping, and the three of them performed a group crosstalk together. The name is: "Dear Mentor and Disciple"! Originally, in another world, this joke was called "Son-Disciple and Beloved Disciple", in which Shaobing and Luan Yunping disliked each other, so he tried to win over Yu Qian to stand beside him. The problem is that Shaobing's captain of the fifth team and the other party's deputy general manager are totally incompatible, so it is not right for him, the captain of the fifth team, to win over Yu Qian. But Qi Long, his junior fellow apprentice, is different. Among Deyun crosstalk fans, he has another title: Prince Qi, the usurper leader of Deyun Society! It makes sense that he and Guo Degang's favorite disciple were trying to win over Yu Qian!

During the reality show recording session that day, Gao Dongqiang and his younger brothers defeated Qi Long and several crosstalk performers who followed him. Their punishment for failure was to post on WeChat Moments and wait for three people to come and watch the crosstalk performance the next day. The Moments were posted by the failed group. Zhang Helun took his phone and posted a message: [Almighty Moments, help, who can lend me 100,000 yuan?] He was also considerate enough to block the "elders" marked by Qi Long. Less than half a minute later, Qi Long's cell phone rang. He saw that the caller was Li Hua, an old colleague from the Shanxi Crosstalk Society. The one who brought his mother to pick him up at the airport. "Brother Long, what's wrong?" After turning on the speakerphone, Li Hua immediately asked. "Can you come tomorrow?" "Going to the capital? Sure, just delete your circle of friends. I'll lend you the money you need so you don't have to look for others!" The surrounding apprentices were all surprised by this cool-sounding sentence: "I'll lend it to you so you don't have to look for someone else!" This is a true friend. He is not afraid that you will have to beg others for money. "Okay, okay, it's a punishment for the show, it's okay." Qi Long told the truth: "You're fine, why are you imitating Dong Qiang!" These words were said by Dong Qiang. At that time, someone in the crosstalk club had an emergency at home, and Dong Qiang took care of it himself. He also said these words that were so touching that they made people cry. Qi Long and the others only knew about this incident later when they heard about it from that friend. "Hahahaha!" Li Hua on the other end laughed: "I knew it was impossible. If you were short of money, how could you possibly look for someone else? Brother Qiang is not dead yet. Brother Qiang is money!" Everyone laughed. Dongqiang took the phone and said, "What are you talking about? How did I become money?" "Hello, Brother Qian. No, Hello, Brother Qiang. I don't mean to look down on you, even though I despise money!" "Hahahahahahahahaha!" Everyone was amused by this former crosstalk artist. Doesn't this mean that Gao Dongqiang is dirt? "Of course brother, I'm willing to be a crop, just give me some manure!" "Hahahahaha!" After just two sentences, Guo Degang judged that this was a good crosstalk actor, at least his sense of humor was up to standard. After hanging up the phone, Guo Degang asked Qi Long in a low voice. "Why didn't this guy come?" "His father is not in good health, and he didn't want to travel back and forth, so he didn't come with us!" As soon as Qi Long finished answering, another call came. This time it was from Jin Henan, who also asked about what urgent matter had happened to his uncle. Qi Long took this opportunity to ask him to call Zhu Hecong, Zhang Heqing, Liu Hean and other seven team members to watch the performance tomorrow. After completing the task, he deleted the circle of friends. If you keep it, who knows how many people will call or send you WeChat messages. Xiao Sa, Xiao Ni, Sun Honglei, and even some fellow contestants in crosstalk competitions sent WeChat messages asking. There were also crosstalk actors who asked him if he wanted to terminate his contract with Deyun Club, as the termination fee was 100,000 yuan. Qi Long was so amused that he declared: "Why should we terminate the contract properly? Wouldn't it be better if Deyun Club just posted a Weibo when terminating the contract?" Everyone at the Deyun Club laughed when they knew this internal joke, because the actors who withdrew were all announced on Weibo. Guo Degang shouted: "Junior brother, you are wrong, you don't have Weibo!" "So I don't plan to quit!" Qi Long said confidently. After hearing this, Lao Guo actually turned his head and was a little moved. Qi Long was surprised: "Are you touched already? Quick, to reassure your master, uninstall Weibo for me!"

“No, no, no, we still need it for promotion!” Vice President Luan quickly stopped everyone who was about to take out their phones. "Hahahaha!" The next day, as a punishment, more than 20 crosstalk artists from Deyun Society came and sat in the audience. Fortunately, that day was Monday and there were no performances in the small theater, otherwise there would be no business. As soon as Qi Long, Yu Qian and Luan Yunping came on stage, the twenty-odd people stood up and applauded. "Sit down, sit down. The people behind us can't see us!" Yu Qian stretched out his hand to signal everyone to sit down. "I almost thought he was going to go on stage and hit me!" Qi Long commented casually. Luan Yunping stood on the other side of the table with his hands behind his back, not saying a word. More than twenty actors sat down. Yu Qian spoke: "Everyone, you are here today. The three of us on stage are extraordinary!" "Yes!" Luan Yunping spoke. "I am the partner of Mr. Guo, the head teacher of Deyun, this is Mr. Guo's close junior fellow apprentice, and this Xiao Luan is his favorite apprentice!" "The emphasis should be on love!" Luan Yunping said seriously with his hands behind his back. I don't know what Zhu Hecong was thinking, he immediately said: "Whoa" His partner Jin Henan quickly grabbed him and said, "You offended the vice president, so you don't want to perform anymore?" "Look, so the three of us can be said to be the three actors who have the closest relationship with Mr. Guo. We are the close relatives of the troupe and are performing crosstalk with you." "Hey, I have to stop you!" Qi Long said a few words at the beginning after he came on stage. "what happened?" "Although what you said is not wrong, you can't say that. There are still many actors from the Deyun Society in the audience and backstage!" Yu Qian was puzzled, with an expression of indifference: "Why should I care about them?" "Hey, you are encouraging the three of us and affecting the unity of Deyun Society!" Qi Long still advised. “Is the Deyun Society united?” Qi Long quickly shook his head: "No unity!" "Then why not get married? What's wrong with what I said? Me, you, and Xiao Luan, the three of us are enough." "Hey, wait, please be careful. It's okay if he's talking about us, but do you think he can talk about Xiao Luan?" Qi Long grabbed Yu Qian again. Yu Qian was puzzled: "What's wrong?" "He's called a beloved disciple, but in fact he's on a career path now. He's the vice president of Deyun, so arrogant. You know my special show, right?" "What's wrong?" "There are six programs in total, five of which are hilarious, but the one he performed didn't make the audience happy. He was the only one who insisted on putting him in the performance list of my special show, and he wants to have the final say!" Qi Long put eye drops on Luan Yunping. Yu Qian: "Isn't that just the right time for the audience to go to the bathroom?"

"What I mean is, they can arrange commercial performances. They can let whoever they want to perform and can't let whoever they don't want to perform. You can't be so rude to that person anymore. Don't you want to perform commercial performances anymore?" Qi Long spoke sarcastically. Yu Qian suddenly realized: "Oh, that's right, it was my good brother who reminded me!" "You should get along with people more often. Next time you have a meal together, raise a glass to toast them. Otherwise, you will be in trouble!" Yu Qian suddenly realized: "That makes sense, my good brother is right, I'll go and curry favor with him!" After saying that, he turned to the other side, facing Luan Yunping, and bowed slightly: "Vice President Luan!" Luan Yunping reached out and patted Yu Qian on the shoulder: "Qian'er!" Luan Yunping acted out the kind of leadership that happens when a person climbs to a high position in the company at a relatively young age, but treats older employees who have not been promoted disrespectfully. The other disciples all called Yu "Uncle", but at this moment, the word "Qian'er" created a huge contrast and immediately created a lot of laughter! One name, the whole audience burst into laughter! (End of this chapter)

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