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Chapter 114: Qi Long’s wit!

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Chapter 114: Qi Long’s wit!

Chapter 114 Qi Long’s wit! The program team did not give any clues about the garage key, which is different from the original plot, and Qi Long has to guess. But he had a trick. While the others were rushing up the mountain, Qi Long leisurely found a corner, took out all the gold bars hidden on his body and put them in the box, then said to the camera. "The chances of them finding it by randomly searching are very low, you have to use your brain!" Qi Long put his own method into practice. He found an old man who was coming down the mountain with a badminton racket in his hand. "Hello, uncle!" Qi Long took off his sunglasses and bent down to greet him. The old man obviously didn't know Qi Long, but he still stopped and asked in confusion: "Hello!" "Uncle, do you exercise here every day?" "Ok!" "That's great. Excuse me, before we, the suits, came here, did you encounter any strange people hiding anything?" The old man recalled and told him that there was a place selling water on the platform where he played badminton.

Originally, drinks were not opened in the freezer in winter, but today several people came and put the drinks in the cabinet early in the morning. Qi Long's eyes lit up after hearing this. After thanking the old man, he went straight to the platform he mentioned. When we arrived, we found that the freezer was not open, but it was filled with drinks from the program's sponsors. Well, there wouldn't be sponsored drinks here for no reason, there must be something. Qi Long immediately asked the shop owner, and the shop owner said that if he brought another bottle of the drink, the probability was very high that he would be given the garage key if he drank it. However, buying drinks costs money, and the production crew took away their mobile phones and wallets before entering the villa just now. This means that they have to find a way to make money. Qi Long immediately bent down and took off his shoes and took out the money inside: "Give me a bottle!" The director who was filming with me was shocked. When did you hide it? I didn't even see the gold bars in your shoes when I was filming them just now. "There's real money under the insole, and gold bars on top!" However, Qi Long's bad luck came into play. After opening a bottle, there was a note saying "Thank you for your patronage". Qi Long drank it up with a gulp. He then bought another bottle, which was still a beverage, and he had to continue drinking. Can I drink it myself? I'll treat you. Come on, thank you for your hard work, the photography teacher! Come on, thank you for your hard work, the director. Even if he didn't know passersby, he would say thank you for your hard work and treat them to a drink. After seven or eight bottles in a row, there was not a single bottle. Qi Long looked at the camera and said, "Is this considered a shooting accident? Isn't it said that the probability of another bottle being served is very high? No!" At this time, Wang Xun ran over and said, "Junior brother, junior brother, what did you find?" "Brother Xun, there is a key for this bottle!" Qi Long hurriedly called him: "Take a bottle!" Wang Xun believed that brothers should settle accounts clearly, so he asked: "If I take a bottle, does it belong to me or you?" "Let's form an alliance. If there is a car in the open garage, can't we just ride in the car together?" Qi Long said immediately. Wang Xun: "Didn't you form an alliance with Huang Bai?" "My alliance with him is only about getting the gold bars. Haven't we moved on to the next step? In this step, we form an alliance, and we can find a way to get all the keys and ask them for the gold bars!" Qi Long bewitched Wang Xun. Wang Xun thought about it, agreed, picked up a bottle, unscrewed it and said: Another bottle! Qi Long's eyes widened, but what surprised him even more was yet to come. Since he had received another bottle, he could get another one after handing over the bottle cap. As a result, Wang Xun took out six bottles in a row, and when it came to the seventh bottle, it was finally not just another bottle.

Second Prize: Another Box! "Wow!" Qi Long almost burst out with a curse word, but when he remembered that it was a show, he changed his words to "Wow!" Wang Xun was also shocked and kept saying, “Oh my God, oh my God!” As far as Qi Long knows, the probability of winning another bottle of this drink is indeed quite high, and there are often three or four bottles in a row that win the prize. But the probability of winning another box of the second prize is frighteningly low, as low as the probability of Qi Long's software. It’s amazing for a city to have one bottle of this beverage, and Wang Xun actually won one. Not to mention Qi Long, even the program crew was stunned. First, they didn't expect Qi Long's luck to be so bad that with a 50-50 probability, he couldn't even buy a second bottle. Second, I just want Wang Xun to be so lucky. What the hell is another box? I have never heard of it! This is a variety show effect that even a script can’t write! "Brother Xun, hold on to your prize!" Qi Long put a box of drinks in Wang Xun's hands. Wang Xun couldn't hold so many drinks, so he distributed them to the onlookers. Qi Long helped, took the key to successfully completing the challenge, and ran away! It was not until Wang Xun finished distributing drinks and asked the boss for the key that he realized Qi Long had already run away with the key, leaving him looking melancholy and confused. Afterwards, Qi Long continued to talk to the uncles and aunts who often exercised here and found another key. After the "Thank You for Your Patronage" incident, Qi Long thought that neither of them was stable, so he decided to keep looking. At this time, he saw the director who was playing with his phone and walked over to him: "Xiao He!" "what?" "Are you a member of Dongqiang's fitness check-in group?" Qi Long asked. Dongqiang is not satisfied with fitness himself, he is also keen to get others to exercise, so there is a group established by Dongqiang in Wanerda, where everyone spontaneously checks in through a chain to show what exercise they have done. Those who clock in less than three days a week will be kicked out. You can't just clock in whatever you say you did. There must be records on a sports watch or mobile phone app. Who knows, there might be someone in the props group who is in the group and sends out his own pictures of climbing. Then we can find out where it is, right? "what happened?" "Nothing, just let me check the group!" Qi Long stretched out his hand, Xiao He shook his head and waved his hands and ran away. He has been following Qi Long since the filming of "The Comedy Club". He knows that Qi Long has many tricks up his sleeve and he might be taken advantage of if he is not careful! Qi Long didn't chase after him. He said, "If you don't give it to me, I have other ways." He found a small shop, gave some money, borrowed the owner's phone to call Dong Qiang, and used the boss's phone's TikTok to send a private message to Dong Qiang, asking Dong Qiang to send him the check-in picture. Qi Long was immediately happy after seeing it. It really happened! Oh, by the way, I have to delete the call records of Dongqiang’s cell phone number! With his enhanced memory, Qi Long memorized the climbing route map of the props team, and the places with slow pace were where he hid. Qi Long's filming crew were all shocked. How could they ask for help off-site? Could they play like this? Not to mention them, Yan Min sighed after hearing it, Qi Long always comes up with something new! In the end, when the six people gathered in front of the garage, Qi Long stood out with four keys in his hand, Zhang Yixing and Sun Honglei found one, and Huang Bai found one himself. Wang Xun immediately looked for Qi Long: "We agreed to form an alliance!" "Don't worry, brother, let me see what's inside first!" Qi Long pressed the garage switch, and the rolling door slowly opened, revealing that there was nothing inside. Yan Min said: "Congratulations to Qi Long for choosing the only one 'empty'!" "Is it empty?!" Qi Long was shocked. He looked at the production team and said, "Are you targeting me and deliberately taking away the things inside?" "No, no!" Yan Min smiled and shook her head. Everyone told him to open another one quickly, saying, "You still have three, they can't all be bad, right?" Facts have proved that quantitative change can lead to qualitative change. Although I have bad basic luck, I still have a lot of things and can drive a luxury supercar with a driver! "Brother Xun, let's take this and go together!" Qi Long called Wang Xun. He remembered that this key was the one in the freezer. "Good brother!" Wang Xun liked it. At the same time, Qi Long also formed an alliance with Luo Zhiqiang, who had no keys, and gave him an electric car so that he could help him at a critical moment. He also gave the subway card to Huang Bai, who drove a racing bicycle. This way, we are a four-member alliance! Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing used their keys to drive out an ordinary sedan, and the two of them drove there on their own.

After deciding on the means of transportation, Qi Long and Wang Xun sat together in the spacious back seat of the luxury car. "Wow, the back seat space is so big. If you sit on the sofa, there is room for someone to squat in the front!" Qi Long couldn't help but sigh. Wang Xun pushed him: "We are recording a show, why are you squatting alone?" "The pedicurist is squatting to wash your feet, what are you thinking about?" Qi Long looked at Wang Xun jokingly. Wang Xun was stunned for a moment: "I thought so too!" "Hahahahaha!" This is a high-value car, it is different, it has a refrigerator in the back, the two opened it excitedly, and a bottle of drink caught their eyes. Qi Long looked at the camera and said, "Program crew, we should have some wine here. Sichuan Daqu, Guizhou Maotai, Shaanxi Xifeng, Shanxi Fenjiu, Hebei Baigan, Zhejiang Chenshao, French brandy, Maoguo vodka, Santiago rum, Swiss absinthe, Lianhuabai, Wujiapi, Yinchenlu, wine, beer, soda, we should have whatever we like to drink!" Wang Xun: "Wow, you're carrying a lot of money! You need some fruit!" Qi Long nodded: "Yes, peaches from Shenzhen, grapes from Shaying, original apples from Beishan, big pears from Henan, white pears from Xishan, sand apples from Nankou, lions from Shanxi, durians from Anhui, big horseshoes from Henan, lotus roots from Haidian, lychees from Yangcheng, mandarin oranges from Shancheng, jackfruits from Nanyang, Hami melons from Xinjiang, and green radishes from Xiaoliu Village in Tianjin." "You want radishes too?" Wang Xun, who had obviously heard this old segment from "Praising the Exquisiteness", continued. "That's right. We have to have four dried dishes, four cold dishes, and four dishes of pickled vegetables in between!" "Four dry?" "Suzhou melon seeds, Tai'an candied dates, Hunan lotus seeds, Xinjiang raisins!" "Four cold dishes?" "Sichuan bacon, Jinhua ham, soft-boiled pine flowers, and Russian sausage!" "Four dishes of pickles?" "The black vegetables from Liubiju in Didu, the sweet pickled radish from Dongyanghao, the eight-treasure vegetable from Tiemen, and the stinky tofu from Wangzhihe!" "Eat this stinky tofu yourself!" "Hahahaha!" Qi Long smiled, took out two goblets, opened a bottle of sponsor's drink, slowly poured the drink into the goblets, handed one to Wang Xun and one to himself, and the two clinked their glasses, showing their elegance. It’s so comfortable to record this program! (End of this chapter)

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