Chapter 124 There is a chicken in my room! Chancheng, Guangdong Province, is a famous martial arts town in China. In martial arts novels, one can often see descriptions of Chancheng's shadowless kick. This is where the new episode of Extreme Man Gang is recorded. The six people gathered in the garden behind a hotel at eight o'clock in the evening and invited two guests for this episode, crosstalk actor Qin Xiaoxian and actor Sha Yi. They were all Qi Long's acquaintances: "These two, one is my good nephew, and the other is my good brother, the three of us will form an alliance directly!" "That won't work. I've watched the show. It's not reliable for you to form an alliance with everyone. I'll form an alliance with Honglei!" Sha Yi put his arm around Sun Honglei's shoulders. Everyone looked at him in surprise: "Are you sure you watched the first episode?" "You see, Brother Honglei just wanted to play a joke on others. Didn't he go back to the burger shop later? So he is loyal!" "Yes!" Sun Honglei hugged Sha Yi: "I am loyal, it's for the effect of the show!" "Are you scared of being scolded by Yixing's fans?" Qi Long joked. Sun Honglei laughed out loud. Indeed, many people criticized him under his Weibo, at least some of them were claiming to be Zhang Yixing's fans. However, Zhang Yixing also posted a Weibo at that time, asking his fans to be rational, saying that it was just a show and that he and Brother Honglei had a very good relationship in real life and they should not curse at people randomly. After Zhang Yixing said this, the number of people cursing Sun Honglei on his Weibo changed to many people apologizing on behalf of the people who did the cursing.
This shows that fans in fan circles can still be controlled, but many artists are afraid of offending fans and dare not mention it, fearing that fans will say, "We are about to fight to the death, why did Your Majesty surrender first?" and then stop being fans. There are also studios that simply condone or even hint at fans to attack other artists or even ordinary netizens, which is another matter. Yixing is very good in this regard. When he encountered a situation where his fans attacked others because they didn't know him, he publicly stopped it. This time he also stopped the fans from attacking Sun Honglei and even called Sun Honglei to apologize on the fans' behalf. Therefore, it did not affect the relationship between the two. On the contrary, Hong Lei values him more, unlike some idols who suddenly become popular and arrogant. "Hahahaha, I'm scared!" Sun Honglei shook his hands. Zhang Yixing quickly shouted, "I apologized to Brother Honglei and called him that same day!" "Yes, I actually don't care. Yixing really cares about it. He called me to apologize and even sent me a gift. I was so embarrassed!" Qin Xiaoxian stood aside and suddenly said expressionlessly: "Uncle Master, that's not right!" "What's wrong?" Qi Long knew that his nephew was going to "frame him", so he spoke up for him. Qin Xiaoxian said seriously: "The program was broadcast that day. We were together and Teacher Hong Lei called you and cried and said that he didn't know Yixing was so popular. If he knew, would you have kowtowed to him?" "Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long laughed and clapped, and the others also burst into laughter. Qi Long pointed at Qin Xiaoxian who was still serious after he finished speaking: "My nephew, Qin Wuxian, how is he?" Xiao Qin's slanderous personality was revealed in the Douxiaoshe. He often made up rumors in a serious tone, saying that Gao Dongqiang was a sissy in private, and that Qi Long revealed his true nature when he was drunk and wanted to be a member of the men's national football team, kicking a beer can as a ball! It’s just like when a crosstalk artist makes jokes to tease his partner on the crosstalk stage. The audience won’t take what he says as true, but it is a very good show effect. "Hey, Qin Xiaoxian, is there anything unknown about Qi Long in private?" Qin Xiaoxian glanced at Qi Long and said, "Uncle Master often watches the female anchor dancing alone in the backstage with his phone in his hands, and he doesn't give any tips, so it's just a waste of time!" "Hahahaha, you still have this hobby?" "Yes, yes, Qi Long loves to look at his phone. During the breaks when we were recording the show, he always watched videos on his phone!" Sha Yi nodded in agreement. Qi Long immediately retorted: "Nonsense, have you ever looked at my phone screen?" "Yes, you were watching the Chinese men's football team that time!" Qin Xiaoxian told the joke that Qi Long told backstage.
Qi Long immediately acted panicked: "This is so embarrassing, I saw it by accident, really, I saw it by accident, I didn't watch the Chinese men's football team, I was watching the female anchor dancing!" "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed and started talking about another guest, Sha Yi. Qin Xiaoxian slowly breathed a sigh of relief. Well, uncle-master is still good. He cooperates with me and responds to my questions. When we talked about what Sha Yi wanted to do by coming to this show, Sha Yi said that he wanted to win this episode, because in the first episode, the winner would get gold, and he came for the gold! "Well, if Brother Sha wins, you can give him less gold." Qi Long covered half of his mouth, seemingly whispering to the director team, but in fact everyone could hear it. Sha Yi refused to do it on the spot: "Why?" "Brother Sha, why are you shouting so loudly? You have to hand in the gold you take back. I'll give you some of it in cash. Then you will have some pocket money, right?" Qi Long looked like he was thinking about you. Sha Yi's eyes lit up: "Brother, director, please cut this part out!" "Well, if I win, give me some cash!" Luo Zhiqiang also spoke. The little pig in this world is a henpecked husband. No matter how late he records the show, as long as it is not a continuous recording, he will definitely go home. Huang Bo: "Or maybe Qi Long is a good person, he is very thoughtful. In the future, we will invite married men to our show. If you win, you will get a discount. You can get a few hundred dollars off the announcement fee and put it in your pocket instead of handing it over to your wife!" "Hahahahaha" After a joyful opening, the director announced the content of the mission. Everyone came to the hometown of martial arts, and tomorrow they would naturally learn martial arts. To practice, one must get up at the crack of dawn, so they have to choose a box, which contains a room card and an alarm clock. At a fixed time, the alarm clock will ring. The earliest alarm is 2:30 and the latest alarm is 3:40! "Qi Long, you choose first!" Huang Bai commanded, pulling everyone aside and whispering, "He must have chosen the one at 2:30!" Everyone nodded when they heard this, Qi Long’s status as a non-African had been verified by the show! Qi Long snorted coldly: "My girlfriend gave me an idea. I should not choose the one I want to choose, but another one. I took a look and wanted to choose box number six, but I can't choose box number six. I have to choose box number seven next to number six!" "Now you have decided to choose number seven. Does that mean number seven is the worst?" Luo Zhiqiang said that this is unreasonable. Qi Long turned around and said, "Yes, number six is what I want to choose, and number seven is what I decided to choose. It must be a broken box, so I choose number eight!" After saying that, Qi Long didn't waste any time and picked up number eight, huh? The alarm clock is at three o'clock, which means neither good nor bad luck! At this time, everyone was very curious about what boxes No. 6 and No. 7 were. Sha Yi pulled down No. and said, "I don't believe that Qi Long can choose such a bad one? I'll do it!" Open the box: Half past two! "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Box number seven on the side, at 2:40, the second worst one was chosen by Qin Xiaoxian. The others also chose their boxes and entered the hotel with their room cards. As soon as he entered the room, he saw cameras everywhere in the bedroom. As he moved around the room, the cameras would rotate. Qi Long looked at the cameras and said, "Yan Min's alarm clock is definitely not that simple. I have to see if there are any mechanisms in the room!" After saying that, he tossed around the hotel for a while and successfully found a basin of water on the ceiling above the bed, with a strange device next to it. No need to think about it, the water must have been poured down at three o'clock, waking people up immediately! Qi Long threw the quilt on the sofa at that time and planned to sleep on the sofa tonight. After figuring out the mechanism, Qi Long went into the bathroom to take a shower. Of course, there was no camera in the bathroom, so Qi Long checked it. While taking a shower, Qi Long vaguely heard a knock on the door and Yi Xing's voice: "Brother Qi Long, Brother Qi Long"
There are cameras everywhere in the hotel, so Qi Long can't go out naked. Although it would definitely not be broadcast, all the post-production staff in the company could see it, so he couldn't open the door immediately. "Yixing, I'm taking a shower, wait a minute!" Not knowing whether Zhang Yixing heard it or not, Qi Long quickened his shower and walked out of the bathroom wearing the hotel's bathrobe. When he opened the door, there was no Zhang Yixing. He leaned over and saw Zhang Yixing standing at the door of the next room, talking. "Brother Honglei, there are chickens in my room!" "Ah?" Sun Honglei's voice came through the door. Qi Long also understood immediately, and then patted his head, realizing that it was the crowing chicken, not the hotel chicken. He walked over: "What's going on?" Sun Honglei also opened the door: "What nonsense are you talking about, kid?" "No, there is a chicken in my room!" Zhang Yixing said anxiously to his two brothers. "Did the program crew release it?" Sun Honglei wondered. Qi Long was trying to hold back his laughter. "Well, I'm not afraid of animals with pointed beaks!" Zhang Yixing nodded. Sun Honglei had a strange expression on his face, then he laughed out loud, and Qi Long, who was trying to hold back his laughter, also started laughing. So it’s a rooster? "Then how about you live with me?" Qi Long asked. Sun Honglei immediately grabbed Zhang Yixing and said, "You are the only one who can be a good person. I live with Yixing, and I don't have any chickens here!" Qi Long did not argue, and told the two to go to bed early. He returned to his room, lay on the sofa, and recited the lines in a low voice: [I bought an ebony pipe, and when I pinched the two ends, there were two black lines; my second sister drew her eyebrows to go to the opera, and when she looked in the mirror, there were two black lines; when I wrote Chuanzi on the pink wall, there were three black lines horizontally and vertically] This is "Ten Black Lines", one of the eight-minute tongue twisters in the program "Eighteen Sad Tongue Twisters". Very interesting words, using a lot of homophonic puns, for example, Wudaohei means buying a chick that doesn't lay eggs, and keeping it in a cage until it's dark; Another example: Two sisters went to Nanwa to harvest wheat, and she lost her sickle and pulled out (eight) black ones! After hearing the joke about the chicken in the room, Qi Long remembered it and started repeating it. As he was repeating it, he became conscious and fell asleep, until there was a knock on the door. "Qi Long, Qi Long" Sha Yi's voice came from outside the door. Qi Long ran over to open the door: "What's wrong, Brother Sha?" "I was woken up and I'm still sleepy. Let me take a nap at your place!" Sha Yi requested. Qi Long nodded: "Come in, sleep on the sofa!" "I can sleep on the sofa, but Long, you have to think about your brother sleeping on the sofa, will you sleep well?" Sha Yi asked sincerely: "You sleep on the sofa, your brother often sleeps on the sofa at home, you should get used to it in advance when you get married in the future!" Qi Long had asked him to sleep on the sofa in a daze because he remembered that the bed was not safe, so he said so. But when he saw Sha Yi said so, he woke up immediately: "Okay, brother, you sleep on the bed!" "Brothers!"
Sha Yi lay down on the bed, and a minute later, he started snoring. Qi Long was shocked, he fell asleep so quickly. He was no longer sleepy and was playing with his phone on the sofa. He could have an energy drink in the app to stay energetic for the whole day! Not long after, with a splash, the mechanism on the ceiling opened and a basin of water hit Sha Yi's face. Sha Yi woke up with a start, and Qi Long pretended to be shocked: "Ouch, is this an alarm clock?" He trotted to the bathroom and brought a towel to Sha Yi. Sha Yi wiped herself with the towel and looked at Qi Long: "Thank you, thank you!" Qi Long turned around and smiled, look, he even has to thank me! (End of this chapter)