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Chapter 147: Qi Long reveals: Sun Honglei is a big shot

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Chapter 147: Qi Long reveals: Sun Honglei is a big shot

Chapter 147 Qi Long reveals: Sun Honglei is a big shot "Throw away your worries!" Qi Long and several young idol actors and singers were happily throwing playing cards behind Liu Qian and Nicometti. "Stay happy!" They were the same ones who happily kept the poker cards in their hands. This is Liu Qian's magic, a very interactive magic. All the audience can participate as long as they can find a few playing cards. The principle is very simple. Compared with Liu Qian's miracle magic in previous years, it is much simpler. Mathematics can perfectly explain why the two torn playing cards can finally be reunited after a series of operations. Although it is easy to see, the sense of participation is really strong, and it is very enjoyable when throwing playing cards. The director was very satisfied with his performance, especially when he showed an unbelievable expression to himself at the end, which made the director ask him to perform like this during the Spring Festival Gala. Liu Qian was also very satisfied with his audience who was full of emotional value. He smiled and talked to him and said that they had seen his crosstalk. After rehearsing his own program and then his guest appearance, Qi Long went off work with Liu Qian and others. At this time, on the side stage, Sa Beining, who had to work overtime as the host until the end, pointed at Qi Long and said, "Teacher Liu Qian, my friend can also perform magic tricks!"

"Oh? Really?" Liu Qian looked at Qi Long in surprise. Qi Long glared at Sa Beining and turned to say, "You have only learned a little bit, but you can't compare with the world-class magic masters. You are just showing off your skills in front of an expert. You are showing off your skills in front of an expert!" "Aren't you teasing an old lady?" Dongqiang rummaged through his bag. "Is it appropriate to act like an aunt?" "Isn't it not right to act like a big daddy?" "What is that?" Qi Long asked. "Show off with the sword!" There is no way, sometimes crosstalk actors get excited and like to tell jokes. "Hahahahaha!" "You can show me one. I especially like watching others perform magic for me!" Liu Qian joked. Qi Long saw the tea bowl beside him, and while removing his makeup, he did something called "drawing water from a distance"! Take two small porcelain bowls and pour water into them. Pour the water on the left into the bowl on the right. Hold the right bowl up and drink it all in one gulp. Then put the bowl down and swallow. "Drinking water show is over!" "I haven't seen enough!" Dongqiang praised from the side. "If you haven't seen enough, have another bowl!" Qi Long shook his hand, and the bowl on the right swayed and some water dripped out. In order to prove that he had not just drunk a little, he poured the water from the right bowl into the left bowl, and the amount was quite large, filling up nearly half of the bowl. "Wow, this is amazing!" Liu Qian clapped his hands in surprise. Liu Qian, a world-class magician, naturally knew that this was what it meant to drink and spit out, but it had to be done in an instant and the audience couldn't see you spitting out the water. But he still cheered with a look of surprise on his face. From his perspective, Qi Long's movements of drinking water and spitting it out were very natural. Looking from the front, there was no flaw to be seen. He also performed the swallowing action in great detail. Some magicians forget this action, which would arouse suspicion. Qi Long drank like this for several times in a row, always keeping water in the bowl, which made Liu Qian praise him greatly.

After the performance, he praised Qi Long: "Your misdirection was very good!" Qi Long was confused after hearing his words: "What does this mean?" "Look at you, you are uneducated and you don't understand when others praise you!" Dongqiang laughed at the side. Qi Long asked back: "Do you understand?" "don't know!" “Hahahaha, what you say is very interesting,” Liu Qian smiled and explained to him, “This word is misleading, which is a magic technique that attracts the audience’s attention and conceals the tricks or actions so that the audience cannot see or notice them. For example, when I was saying this, didn’t you notice that there was something extra in my hand? " Liu Qian opened his hand and the back of his hand rushed towards them, and the rings on his five fingers sparkled. Everyone was shocked. Huh? When did he wear rings on all five fingers? "Wow, unbelievable!" Qi Long shouted. Although the two just met today, they immediately became close through magic. They exchanged WeChat accounts and expressed their desire to be each other's teachers. Qi Long taught him how to make magic more humorous, and he taught Qi Long some simple magic techniques. After Liu Qian left, Qi Long silently took the mop and wiped up the water that fell from the bowl to prevent anyone passing by from slipping. The artists passing by looked at him in surprise. A star made his own mopping floor dirty? It's just the upbringing that's engraved in our bones. "The looks on those people's faces just now made me laugh to death. They were all surprised that you actually mopped the floor by yourself!" Gao Dongqiang joked as he helped him change to a dry mop. Qi Long: "What's wrong with mopping the floor by yourself? Isn't this normal? I can eat by myself, I don't need anyone to feed me!" "You go to the toilet by yourself without anyone to help you." Dongqiang shouted with a smile. "Why, do you still want to be held?" After the two of them finished joking around, Dongqiang started talking about the various rumors about him being a big shot since he entered the industry. It's quite strange. Some actors suddenly want to eat oil-splashed noodles, and they won't get out of the car or stop filming unless they are given the noodles, leaving the entire crew waiting. There are also those who don’t have to speak any lines during filming on the spot, and just speak numbers when they open their mouths. "Celebrities are so arrogant, let's not be like this!" Qi Long said seriously. Dong Qiang nodded: "That's not possible." With the popularity of "The Comedy Club" and "Great Challenge" last year, many TV stations have started outdoor variety shows, but the most popular one is "Extreme Men" produced by Waner Entertainment. Even though they know that being on their show is extremely tiring and that they may suffer serious psychological trauma like Sha Yi, there are still many guests who want to participate. Here we are, the last recording before the Spring Festival, and three more guests have come! This time the recording was done in a film and television city, Xiangcheng Film and Television City, which is the second largest film and television city in China after Hengcheng. Many well-known movies and TV series were filmed here. After the six-member group gathered, Qi Long, as the guest in charge, spoke first: "Everyone, I arrived last night and found out a big news while chatting with the extras!" Hearing that there was a melon to eat, everyone looked over curiously. Huang Bai asked, "What kind of melon?" "Sun Honglei is acting like a big shot!" Qi Long said seriously. "You're talking nonsense!" Sun Honglei immediately came over and pushed Qi Long, shouting, "You're making a false accusation!" Others just watched and laughed! "Absolutely. The extras showed me the video. You were yelling at the assistant director and acting like a big shot!"

Sun Honglei tried to cover Qi Long's mouth, but was pulled away by Huang Bai and Wang Xun on the left and right, asking Qi Long to speak quickly. Qi Long spoke up: "In the video, Brother Honglei kept complaining loudly: Why are they crabs and prawns again? I want to eat shredded potatoes!" "Hahahahaha!" Are you such a big shot? Sun Honglei, who was about to cover Qi Long's mouth, also grinned foolishly: "It's true, hahaha!" "You're acting like a big shot but you're actually very down-to-earth, aren't you?" Luo Zhiqiang clapped his hands and laughed. Huang Bai nodded repeatedly: "That's what I know. We booked him a five-star hotel, but he couldn't stand it and insisted on sleeping on the floor!" "Hahahahaha!" Qi Long pointed at Huang Bai and said, "Brother Bai, don't talk about him. I have to talk about you. There are rumors about you too!" "What rumors do I have?" "Rumor has it that you recite numbers in your acting, " Qi Long recited the value of pi. "My lines in that play required me to memorize pi!" Huang Bai said quickly. Qi Long turned around: "What play?" "Crazy Circle!" Huang Bo quickly said to the camera: "This year's Spring Festival, please support it!" Qi Long nodded: "Hey, I heard that Brother Xun also participated in the performance, right?" "Yes, yes, yes!" Wang Xun nodded. "There are also rumors about Brother Xun. When filming this drama, an extra asked Brother Xun if he could recite the value of pi. Brother Xun said he could. But what he recited was not at all. It was a number starting with 9, something like 972548. The whole audience was laughing at Brother Xun. At this time, Brother Bai stood up to help Brother Xun." Qi Long laid the groundwork. Luo Zhiqiang at the side chimed in: "How did you help?" "Brother Bo raised his head with a sneer and shouted to the extras: He's reciting it backwards!" Not to mention the guests, even the staff were laughing this time. Pi is an irrational number, infinite, so how can one recite it backwards? Huang Bo even stood up and nodded: "I have to support my brother!" "If you push me like this, both of us will become illiterate!" Wang Xun pushed him. "See how illiterate they are, just watch their movie Crazy Circles during the Spring Festival!" Zhang Yixing exclaimed: "Wow, advertising can be done this way!" "You dare to advertise today, and you will dare to attack your fans tomorrow, do you know that? Brother Bo!" Luo Zhiqiang joked. "Oh, I was planning to talk about your concert in Shandong Province after the New Year, but I'm afraid you might hit your fans, so I won't say it!" Qi Long joked as he looked at the event board that Yan Min gave him. Luo Zhiqiang immediately got scared: "Don't do that, Brother Long!" "Just go ahead and open it. There's no need to advertise your concert. You can't even get tickets. Hey, Xiaozhu, let me tell you, there's a word in Shandong Province called Chaoba, which means the overlord of fashion. You're so fashionable, when the time comes, let everyone call you Chaoba at the concert, hey!" "Really?" Luo Zhiqiang was stunned for a moment, then shouted, "I am Chao Ba!"

Huang Bai, a native of Shandong province, tried hard to hold back his laughter by gritting his teeth. This is an insult in dialect to say that you are abnormal and not smart. Qi Long is so mean! "Brother Bo, what are you laughing at?" Zhang Yixing asked. Huang Bai: "I laughed at Qi Long for being wrong. People from Shandong province should speak in dialect, not me. You should say 'I'!" Zhang Yixing nodded: "I am the trendy boss!" "now it's right!" Qi Long and Huang Bai looked at each other and saw the smile in each other's eyes: We are so bad! After talking about this topic, Yixing performed a dance for his new single, and the director began to announce the content of the program. There are three guests today. When they heard that there were three guests, the men all smiled. "Hey, there are still people who are not afraid of death!" “This is an attempt to become a trending topic!” "Let's see which guests are brave enough to participate in the recording of "Men's Gang"!" The director said that the guest was not at the opening scene, but was waiting for everyone in the park. Everyone should go in pairs to look for the guest. Whoever guest you find will determine your country. Today you will be divided into three national camps: Wei, Shu, and Wu. Sun Honglei and Qi Long are in one group, Huang Bai and Wang Xun are in one group, and Zhang Yixing and Luo Zhiqiang are in one group. "We still have to look for them? Brother Honglei, what do you think about us going to sleep and letting the guests wait a little longer?" "I think it's okay!" Sun Honglei agreed. With their lead, other groups followed suit and set out slowly. Moreover, in the process of looking for guests, even if they saw the guests, they pretended not to see them and just passed by them. Finally, Song Xiaobao, who played Guan Yu, couldn't help it and rushed out: "I'm here!" (End of this chapter)

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