Chapter 159 Qi Long draws an identity: dancer! During the Spring Festival, one of the must-do activities is visiting relatives and friends. When Qi Long was a child, he was very keen on visiting relatives, especially after he learned crosstalk. Whenever he visited relatives, he had the opportunity to perform, and even if he didn't perform well, his relatives would only praise him. Now, Qi Long has also changed from a performer to a spectator, watching the performances of his relatives' children. Among them, Qi Long's cousin, the son of his uncle's cousin, became very interested in crosstalk because of Qi Long. He performed a crosstalk on the stage at their elementary school's New Year's Eve party. At this moment, his cousin and his wife were urging the child to perform a crosstalk. The children were not stage-shy and started to perform as soon as they went on stage. They had to play both the funny and the supporting roles by themselves and perform a "rhymed poem"! Qi Long was familiar with this person. He had heard him in a crosstalk competition. Moreover, the creator of this work was Liu Chunshan from Deyun Society. Qi Long saw that he was going to play two roles by himself, so he went up to encourage the child. "Come, I'll go with you!" "Do you remember the lyrics?" asked the cousin, looking up. Qi Long nodded: "Of course I remember. If your little brain can remember it, then of course my big brain can remember it too." "No, no!" "What's wrong?"
"My new brain is very useful!" The child Jin Xiaoyu proudly put his hands on his hips and raised his head with pride. The relatives who were watching the children's performance were all amused. Qi Long's mother said to Qi's father that their family has a sense of humor. You see, children can also be funny. Then the formal performance began, and the rules were introduced first. As mentioned earlier, there are thirteen major rhymes, and each poem uses one major rhyme to rhyme. The first word of the first sentence of the poem must be a direction or scene, and an animal must appear. The second sentence means that the animal has to go to a place. The final line of the poem must be written by two ancient people, and these two ancient people must know each other and be able to talk to each other. And whatever tone the first line of the poem has, the next three lines must have the same tone. "Everyone will understand if I explain them one by one, but you may not understand if I explain them one by one. How about I give you an example? After I give you the examples, there are twelve major ruts left. We can each write six poems. What do you think?" Qi Long asked. The real nephew nodded and said, "Okay, the first big track, the Sobo track, you give me a poem to find the direction first." "Suo, let me do a zuo zuo, left, is it a direction?" "Yes, please write a poem!" "A goose flew over from the left, flew to Wangqingtuo, shook its head and neck, and saw Su Shi and Su Zhe!" "Good!" The real nephew applauded: "For the second big track, we'll choose the ash pile track, you go ahead!" Qi Long's eyes widened: "Why should I continue? I just said one!" "You were just giving an example, now is the competition!" I have to say that although this little boy has not systematically studied crosstalk, he is very talented, just like Qi Long. He said it with confidence and in a bad way.
Qi Long had no choice but to write another poem: [A turtle crawled from the north, climbed to the mountain city monument, stretched its neck to show off its power, and saw Guan Yu and Zhang Fei! ] When it comes to children, in crosstalk, the supporting role has to speak the truth, while the funny role has to speak in a crooked way. What he was talking about was related to his family. [It is said that a tiger ran out of the fog, jumped to the Great Rift Valley, and saw your uncle and your mother] "Oh, did you see my relatives? You have to compare them to an ancient person!" Qi Long asked. The child replied: [A yellow-robed monster and a white-haired rat! ] "Kid, why do you say that about your grandfather?" Qi Long pointed at his uncle, who was also the child's grandfather, and shouted. "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone in the family laughed. Qi Long knew about the "rhymed poetry" job when he was the supporting actor. The funny man would make fun of the supporting actor's family and compare them to monsters. For example, if you see your father and mother, one is Gray Wolf and the other is Red Wolf; When I see your mom and your dad, one is Baboerben, the other is Benboerba, and so on. When he found out about the job, Qi Long thought of the story about your uncle and your mother and deliberately threw it to Gusu Zhe. The child really took the bait, and Qi Long treated it as a burden and threw it out, so that the family members who had heard the child tell this story could have a novel experience. Either the supporting role is often older than the funny role, or even a senior, which means that if the supporting role wants to perform well, higher crosstalk skills are required. After the talent show, Qi Long asked his nephew if he wanted to learn crosstalk systematically. If he wants, he can become Dongqiang's apprentice or Guo Degang's apprentice and go to Deyun Training Institute to study. He doesn't have to delay his school time. He can study for two months during every summer vacation and practice more in the remaining time. After staying at home for three days and meeting all the relatives he needed to meet, Qi Long immediately flew to Yunnan Province, because a new episode of "Extreme Men's Gang" was about to be recorded and the start time was before the sixth day of the Lunar New Year. For this reason, Yan Min also gave all the staff of the program crew a big red envelope and gave them triple salary. After arriving at the place, we had a meal together first. Unfortunately, it is not the season for eating mushrooms, otherwise we would have tried the specialty of Yunnan Province. Qi Long was feeling regretful, but the timid Wang Xun was glad: "I dare not eat that thing, I'm afraid of being poisoned!" "It's okay. As long as you cook it three times well, you won't be poisoned." "What's three cooked?" "You need to be familiar with the types of mushrooms, know which ones are edible and which ones are not, which ones are edible after being cooked and which ones are not. The second thing is that they must be cooked!" "What about the third one?" After hearing Qi Long stop talking halfway, Wang Xun knew that the punchline was about to come. "You need to be familiar with the way to the hospital, so you can get medical treatment early!" "Hahahahaha!" Although there were no mushrooms, the local rice noodles were a delicacy. The group enjoyed the meal very much. But before they finished their meal, the director came in with a small box and asked them to draw identities for the next day's performance. The camera was also recording. When Qi Long saw the news about the lottery, he immediately shrank back. He didn't think he could win anything good, so he simply let others draw first. Each of the brothers took one, and Qi Long took one of the other two envelopes, thinking that this time it should be good, right? But when he opened the envelope, the two words on it shocked him. 【beggar】! "Hahahahahahahahaha!" When everyone saw Qi Long's luck, they opened their envelopes and burst into laughter. Sun Honglei, Your Majesty!
Huang Bai, Prime Minister! Wang Xun, a wealthy businessman! Luo Zhiqiang, a street vendor. Zhang Yixing, a calligrapher from a family "Why are they all so good? I suspect there's a problem. Let me see the last envelope!" Qi Long yelled. He's at the bottom of the group before the show even starts? The director said: "Teacher Qi, I can give you a chance to change. If you choose the envelope in the box, you must use the identity in the box, and the guest will become a beggar!" As soon as Qi Long heard this, he knew something was wrong. Wasn't this obviously digging a hole for himself? Several men in the surrounding gang also heard it, but they all came over to encourage others, saying that beggars are already the worst, what could be worse than beggars? Moreover, our program cannot be nice to the guests, or we have to make the guests beggars! Qi Long was half persuaded by them and half for the show effect. "I'm too scared to be a general. I'll take over!" He took out the envelope, opened it and took a look, then Qi Long stuffed the envelope back in his pocket: "I want to be a beggar, I want to be a beggar" Everyone grabbed the envelope, opened it, and saw two words written on it: Dancer! In an instant, everyone burst into laughter: "Hahahahahaha!" I came back late from overtime today, so the update is late. Sorry, I have been working overtime a lot recently. (End of this chapter)