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Chapter 172: "Let's Run" begins recording

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Chapter 172: "Let's Run" begins recording

Chapter 172 "Let's Run" begins recording After a series of preliminary preparations were completed and the program broadcasting rights were officially sold to Jiangsu TV Station, "Let's Run" started its first recording. At this time, Qi Long was sitting in a Rolls-Royce car under the starry sky, wearing a well-fitting suit, and looked very excited. I would say Director Pao is really generous, unlike a certain director who keeps saying that there is insufficient funding, but in fact he is just unwilling to spend the funds on the members to let them enjoy themselves. Watch this show, and you'll be given a luxury car to sit in right at the start. Just as he was expressing his feelings, the car door was opened. Qi Long looked outside the car with a puzzled look on his face. There was only one staff member. That's not right. The recording venue must have a group of staff, a bunch of cameras, and a jib or something to shoot. Isn't it too spacious? "Don't take the car, just run!" The staff handed him a task card. Qi Long read it out loud: "Please rush to the program press conference as quickly as possible. Run, okay?" what? He was immediately dumbfounded: "I take back what I said!" After saying that, he started running in his leather shoes. There was a sign with the program team's logo and a running man in front of him. He just had to run forward following the sign.

"It's really a physical program? Ouch." Complaining, Qi Long followed the road signs to the underground passage, which required crossing the road. Qi Long was running in the underground passage. Halfway through, he saw a large group of people coming down the stairs on the other side of the passage, which was originally empty. They held hands and stood shoulder to shoulder, occupying the entire underground passage without leaving any space. Qi Long, who was originally running, subconsciously stopped when he saw this scene and looked at the crowd that had blocked the underground passage. This group of people were very happy, some of them couldn't hold back their laughter, and their formation began to surge towards Qi Long. Qi Long quickly pressed against the wall on the right: "Keep to the right, keep to the right, make way, make way" However, his voice was quickly drowned out by the crowd, and no one paid any attention to him or took him in the opposite direction. Qi Long tried hard to maintain his body shape and squeezed forward, but his position was motionless. Instead, he was pressed against the wall several times and could not move. After more than ten seconds, the crowd finally left. Qi Long let out a long sigh and then accelerated to run to the other end of the passage. As soon as he turned the corner and saw the scene in front of him, Qi Long suddenly bent over with laughter: "Hahahaha, this is too foul." On the small platform in the middle of the steps, Shang Jiuxi held two bricks in his hands and crawled left and right on the platform: "A ruthless fire destroyed my home." The speaker next to me was still playing: [Ah, this person is my mother, this person is my mom] "Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long felt like he had lost most of his strength from laughing. He really didn't expect the production team to invite Shang Jiuxi to play the penguin. He climbed the stairs with a smile. Shang Jiuxi moved left and right, facing the direction he came up. When he stepped onto the platform and stood firmly, Jiuxi hugged his legs: "Brother, please be merciful and give me more or less. Give me as much as you want." "No money, no money." Qi Long refused with a smile. At this time, the photography assistant handed over a locked wallet: "Boss, your wallet!" what? He took it and looked at it. There was a lock hanging on the wallet. It was a four-digit combination lock with a question on it: Chickens and rabbits in the same cage. Put chickens and rabbits in a cage. There are 27 heads and 82 legs in the cage. How many rabbits and chickens are there? The number of rabbits and chickens is the combination of the four-digit lock. "You also bring a solution to the problem?"

This question is not difficult. Just solve a linear equation with two variables. But Qi Long must remember to hurry. The men's gang's unruly skill package was activated, and Qi Long handed the wallet to Shang Jiuxi: "It's all yours!" Shang Jiuxi was stunned for a moment holding the wallet, and Qi Long had already jumped out. It is impossible to solve the problem, you can only rely on your wisdom! After rushing up the stairs, the big hotel not far away was our destination. I was stunned again when I entered the hotel. A large group of cleaning staff were mopping the floor in the lobby, and the entire lobby was so blocked that no one could get in or out. The security guard at the door said that they were mopping the floor and he could not enter with shoes on. He was forced to change into the hotel's disposable slippers with very thin soles, and was allowed to keep his leather shoes. After putting on disposable slippers to pass the checkpoint, many middle-aged women came up to Qi Long. "Lift your feet, come on, lift your feet!" "Make way, make way." Qi Long dodged left and right, avoiding the mops that suddenly came from the aunties. With considerable effort, he rushed out of the third level, entered the elevator, and headed to the hotel conference room on the second floor. As soon as he got out of the elevator, a row of red things with thorns on them appeared in front of Qi Long. "What is this?" Qi Long wondered. The person playing the role of a hotel staff member explained to him: "Acupressure mats, like pebbles, are good for the health of the soles of your feet. Let's go!" OK, now I know that changing shoes is not only a waste of your time, but also a preparation for this project! The soles of these disposable slippers are different. Qi Long stepped on it tentatively, and immediately a tingling sensation spread from the soles of his feet throughout his body. "what!!" He walked two steps forward, and the doors on both sides of the corridor were still open. A fake reporter with a camera shouted at him, "Teacher Qi, walk on the red carpet and look over here!" "Smile!" Qi Long screamed "Ah?", turned around, smiled and waved at them, and then continued to scream. He didn't dare to put his center of gravity on his feet, and ran into the meeting room with a roar. As soon as he entered the meeting room without acupressure mats, he immediately fell to the ground and rubbed the soles of his feet. "Four minutes and twenty-six seconds!" Director Pao announced Qi Long's result, and then signaled that he could sit down and watch others challenge the same level. It is painful when you challenge yourself, but it is a pleasure to watch others challenge themselves. Qi Long took a drink sponsored by the sponsor on the table and started watching the monitor. The second person to appear was Gao Dongqiang. Unlike Qi Long who was excited in the car, Gao Dongqiang was questioning. Did the program crew pay our family for using our car? Qi Long was also surprised: "I thought our program team was generous, but it turns out that the car they used belongs to Dongqiang's family?" That's fine, after all, Dongqiang's father is a powerful chairman, this is called proper use of one's own resources! Dongqiang's speed is much faster than Qilong's. In the first level, the crowd was surging and he was also leaning against the wall, but his progress was obviously much faster than Qilong's. However, when it came to giving the money to Shang Jiuxi, Dong Qiang was so happy to see his acquaintance do this that he couldn't stop smiling and applauded. Moreover, the honest Dongqiang took nearly a minute to finish the question. He set X and Y carefully, listed two formulas to open the lock, and gave Shang Jiuxi two R coins to show off.

The next three or four levels were also pushed through smoothly without any caution at all. He rushed out before the aunties could move over, and he felt nothing when he stepped on the acupressure mat. As soon as he entered the gate, his score was four minutes and thirty seconds, slightly lower than Qi Long. But you have to know that he did the exercises. If he hadn't, he wouldn't have been one minute faster than Qi Long. The main reason was that Qi Long was too careful in the crowd and when mopping the floor, and he was also slow on the acupressure mat. Qi Long opened his mouth and asked: "Are you a human? Doesn't this hurt you?" Unexpectedly, Dongqiang looked at the acupressure mat with an unsatisfied look: "It doesn't hurt. It's good for the body and can promote blood circulation. By the way, it seems that the weaker the body, the more painful it is to step on it." Qi Long's surprise immediately turned into a normal expression: "I said it didn't hurt when I stepped on it!" "Really?" "Of course. Hey!" Qi Long was pulled to the acupressure mat by Dong Qiang: "Ah!" “Hahahahahahaha!” Dongqiang laughed: “Doesn’t it hurt?” Qi Long endured the pain and put his hands on his waist: "It doesn't hurt!" "If it doesn't hurt, just take two steps!" Qi Long took two steps and continued to bluff: "It really doesn't hurt!" "Jump twice!" Qi Long jumped, and instantly fell to the ground in pain, and then had a full-body acupressure massage: "Ah!!!" The two brothers played around here for a while and then went to observe other people's challenges. There is something interesting about every challenge. Sha Yi, seeing the huge crowd, was so scared that he ran back and couldn't solve the problem after working on it for a long time. Finally, his screams on the acupressure mat echoed throughout the corridor. Shen Teng, seeing the crowd was in a mess, lay down against the wall in a conservative position, and gave a unique solution to the problem. It's the leg-lifting method. But he was not very proficient in this leg-lifting technique. "Suppose we ask all the chickens to lift up their two legs! Or the rabbits to lift up their two legs?" Sha Yi was laughing in the monitoring room. Why was he lifting the animal's legs for no reason? Dong Qiang said: "Yes, why didn't I think of this method? This method is simple!" "Look, Dongqiang is the only one who understands why chickens lift their legs!" Qi Long praised. But the tone of praise sounded sarcastic. Dong Qiang pushed him and said, "Nonsense, it's the rabbit that wants to lift its legs!" "Look, Dongqiang is the only one who understands why rabbits lift their legs." He was still sarcastic. Many people know what chicken means.

Some people may not understand what rabbit means, but Qi Long and Dong Qiang who are learning crosstalk in the capital naturally know that it refers to God Rabbit! What does it mean specifically? It means he is not heterosexual. "Fuck you, I'm doing math. The rabbit lifts up two legs, so the heads are double the legs, and the remaining legs are all the rabbit's. Isn't that the solution?" "Oh, I don't understand." Qi Long knows a lot of things, but he is not very good at math, because math is something that he cannot understand. Shen Teng also found the correct way to solve the problem and completed the answer, but he was a bit leisurely, swaying and slow, and was by far the slowest one. Later, Qin Xiaoxian was also stumped by a primary school math problem. He simply didn't solve it, but slapped Shang Jiuxi's hand twice, and ran away when Shang Jiuxi let go of his hand in pain. Wang Jiaer didn't do the questions at all, because he rushed too fast and Shang Jiuxi couldn't stop him! He is as passionate as Dongqiang, even more so. In the last part, he ran quickly while screaming, which made two old people, Sha Yi and Shen Teng, exclaim: It’s great to be young! The most outrageous one was Yang Chaoyue. As for the girl, Shang Jiuxi didn't want to curry favor with her, so he just blocked her way. After Yang Chaoyue received the wallet, he didn't even read the question and directly tried to find the password. After a few seconds, the password was unlocked, and the money in the wallet was revealed, and everyone in the monitoring room was shocked. "Is this reasonable?" Qin Xiaoxian scratched his head. "Program crew, the script is too obvious. Even if they knew he was a lucky fish, his luck couldn't be so good!" Qi Long shouted in dissatisfaction. After we arrived at the location and communicated, we found out that she had experience playing with a password diary and knew that the password lock would make a strange, subtle sound when it reached the password. "Great!" (End of this chapter)

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