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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 191: Dirty Uncle and Nephew!

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Chapter 191: Dirty Uncle and Nephew!

Chapter 191 Dirty Uncle and Nephew! For many artists and teams, such events are a great opportunity to expand their network, meet directors, screenwriters, and producers, and then get more job opportunities. Generally, before and after the award ceremony, it is a time to make friends. Before the show started, Qi Long was busy revising the script in the lounge, so no one came to see him. After the show, Qi Long, who had no intention of expanding his network, was instead approached by many people to talk because their company's variety show was so popular. Let’s not talk about “Let’s Run” which became popular and occupied many hot searches after just one episode was aired. How many artists have become popular or famous again because of “Men Gang” alone? So many artists also want to participate in their company's variety shows. In response to this, Qi Long, like a scumbag, responded enthusiastically but made no promises! As for the variety show, his words don’t count. If you are interested, just contact your own company. I am not a shareholder of the company, I am just an employee, so my words don’t count. In fact, Qi Long's words are definitely useful. If he really tells Yan Min or director Pao who he wants to be on the variety show, it will definitely be arranged in the next episode. But that would be really annoying. I would be surrounded by people in such occasions in the future, and it would be offensive to decide who to agree to and who not to agree to.

Just say that you don’t have such ability and put the blame on the company! After chatting with a group of people, Qi Long went to have dinner with some artists he was on good terms with. The rules were the same as those of "Men Gang", whoever won the award today would pay the bill! In the recording of a new episode of "Let's Run", the seven people did not start together directly at the beginning, but Qi Long and Dong Qiang arrived first. The recording time for others was written as 10 ., but for the two of them it was 9:30 . After hearing the news, the two were very surprised and asked the director if they were undercover in this episode. To this, the director said that they were overthinking. The two of them will serve as captains of two teams today and will be waiting in different rooms. Members will come in and choose their own captain. But there is a small design here, that is, the person sitting in the room with Qi Long's name tag is Gao Dongqiang. In other words, the members are choosing in reverse. If they want to choose Qi Long, they will join Gao Dongqiang's group, and if they want to choose Gao Dongqiang, they will join Qi Long's group. After listening to the rules, Qi Long complained: "You are so mean, aren't you trying to sow discord between our captain and the team members before the game even starts?" Dong Qiang nodded: "That's right, everyone who came to my team wanted to choose him, how awkward is that?" However, this design is very interesting, and the two will not change the rules. They each entered the room with the other's name tag, waiting for the members' choice. Qi Long felt that his team should have a lot of members, because Dongqiang was the absolute physical strength king in "Let's Run" and was bound to win first place in many games. If they want to win, they will definitely choose Dongqiang as captain, and then he will be their own player. After a while, Qi Long's door was pushed open, and Qin Xiaoxian walked in with a smile on his face: "Uncle" As soon as he saw Qi Long's face after shouting, Qin Xiaoxian was stunned and even stepped back to look at the door. "Don't look at it, if you choose him, you will join my team!" Qi Long shouted angrily. Qin Xiaoxian suddenly smiled: "OK, I knew it was this design, uncle, I'm going to choose yours!" "Good nephew!" Qi Long didn't even bother to expose him, it was too blunt: "It just so happens that there is a fan of the variety show here, named Li Hua, who sent an action text message to our program team after the first episode was broadcast!" "Action text message?" Qin Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment. What did that mean? Qi Long smiled and said, "This fan is your fan and sent it to you. I'll pass it on for him!"

"Okay!" Qin Xiaoxian agreed foolishly. Qi Long squatted in front of Qin Xiaoxian, swung his hand, and slapped him, but of course it was just a light touch when he got close to him. “Hahahahahaha!” Qin Xiaoxian covered his face and laughed: “Did the fans tell you this?” "Yes, her name is Li Hua!" "Thank you, Li Hua!" Qin Xiaoxian immediately counterattacked: "Uncle, there is a fan named Qin Kaixuan who also sent you an action text message!" "Reject it!" As soon as Qi Long finished speaking, Qin Xiaoxian's fake kick came over, but was easily avoided by Qi Long. "Someone named Linlin sent you a text message!" Qi Long waved his fist. "Someone named Naonao sent you a text message!" Qin Xiaoxian hit back. The uncle and nephew fought like children, each hitting the other. After a while, the program staff came in and announced the end of the selection. In other words, except Qin Xiaoxian who chose Gao Dongqiang, everyone else chose Qi Long as captain. After going out, Qi Long saw Gao Dongqiang with a sour face, followed by three old men, Shen Teng, Sha Yi and Wang Jiaer. Qi Long happily shook hands with the three people who chose him. Gao Dongqiang pulled Qin Xiaoxian to his side and said, "It's better to have a nephew. Brothers and younger brothers are unreliable!" "Dong Qiang, listen to me, I want you to win. I'm weak, so I went to the Qilong team. You have to believe me!" "I thought so too!" Sha Yi followed up. Wang Jiaer followed suit: "I'm different, brother, I think you're too strong, there won't be any competition in the show, so I'm going to Long Ge's team!" Qi Long pointed at Qin Xiaoxian and said, "Look at how reasonable his reason is. Look at you." As he said this, he imitated Qin Xiaoxian, who walked in and found himself, and applauded exaggeratedly. Yeah, I knew it would be like this. Qi Long's imitation made everyone laugh out loud. However, everyone discovered a problem at this time, that is, only the male member, Yang Chaoyue, was missing. The director team said that now there are two groups of men choosing each other, Yang Chaoyue and the mysterious female guest are in another room, and the captain will lead the team members to make the choice. The team with fewer members will be chosen first. Qi Long walked towards the room with Yang Chaoyue's name tag without hesitation and analyzed with Qin Xiaoxian that it must be a reverse selection. "We want to choose the female guest." When the door opened, Yang Chaoyue came out with a pout. Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian smiled immediately: "OK, I knew it would be like this!" "You two were shouting so loudly just now, I heard it all from inside!" The other team members laughed and wanted to choose a new one, but failed? They opened another door with the female guest on it. Actress Zhang Ruonan walked out with a sweet smile and bowed.

The poles are reversed. "Oh oh oh oh oh!" Gao Dongqiang's group cheered. Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian looked at each other. Yang Chaoyue stood in front of them with his hands on his hips: "What do you two have on your faces? Am I not good enough?" "You're fine, you're so fine!" Qi Long stared at Zhang Ruonan as she pushed away Yang Chaoyue who was blocking his way, and his words were all perfunctory. Qin Xiaoxian even ran over and shook hands with the person. "This is unfair, program team. There is no group competition. One group has five people, and the other group has three people. We are at a disadvantage. We will have two female members. Give us Zhang Ruonan!" Qi Long walked towards the director. However, such protests were naturally ineffective, and both teams finalized and entered the first round of the game. The first round of the game is to knock blocks, which are Jenga blocks, layer by layer, and you need to knock down a block and put it on top. The two teams take turns, and the team that causes the blocks to collapse loses. But it’s not that simple. When playing games, you have to stick an electric pulse device like that used for massage and acupuncture on the back of your hand. No one had tried this machine before, and they thought it would just make their hands shake a little. Qin Xiaoxian was pushed out by Qi Long to test it. After applying the sticker, Dong Qiang turned on the massager and set it to the highest gear. Qin Xiaoxian's hands became visibly bulging with veins, and he began to twitch, his face distorted with pain. He kicked Gao Dongqiang who pressed the button. Dongqiang smiled and turned off the instrument: "So cruel, you must be acting!" "You try it!" Qin Xiaoxian took off the massage patch on his hand, pulled Dongqiang's hand and stuck it on, then pressed it back. Dongqiang punched him on the shoulder. Qin Xiaoxian covered his shoulder in grievance: "Why am I always the one who gets hurt?" "Hahahahaha!" There are fewer people in one group, so the game is to calculate the average of all team members to determine the winner. The first to appear is Sha Yi. The man with shaking hands, like one with Parkinson's disease, struggled to knock a block off and put it on top. Next it was Qi Long's group's turn. Qi Long endured the pain, picked up the small wooden hammer, and suddenly felt the current was gone. He almost laughed out loud when he saw it out of the corner of his eye. Qin Xiaoxian secretly unplugged the massager and plugged the electrical cord into the glasses case of his sunglasses. Qi Long held back his laughter and kept his hands from shaking. However, Gao Dongqiang noticed it and pointed at Qi Long's glasses case: "Wait, what's going on with you?" Qi Long couldn't help laughing: "What he did was so dirty!" "Uncle, what you said is too much. After I pulled it out, you were still pretending to tremble!" Qin Xiaoxian imitated Qi Long. Qi Long: "Haha, I'm not clean either" The dirty Qin Xiaoxian did not stop his behavior just because he was discovered. When it was his turn to appear, he held the instrument in his right hand and picked up the gavel with his left hand.

And his left hand was pretending to tremble. Of course, Gao Dongqiang caught him again, making everyone laugh and cry. It was another foul. After a while, it was Shen Teng from the Dongqiang team's turn to play, and the instrument from the Qilong team was also given to Yang Chaoyue who was to play next. Qi Long looked at the massager on the table and pressed the button to increase the intensity. "Ah!!" Yang Chaoyue's scream of pain was heard. Qi Long quickly reduced his strength and said, "Oh no, I thought it was from their team!" "Hahahaha, you two should really be on the same team!" Dong Qiang pointed at Qi Long who was trying to cause trouble and Qin Xiaoxian who committed a dirty foul and complained! The "foul operation" of the two people attracted the attention of the students. When Yang Chaoyue in his group was dismantling the building blocks, Shen Teng suddenly coughed loudly, which scared Yang Chaoyue. The building blocks fell and knocked down the building block tower. "Hey, this doesn't count, right?" Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian went to the production team to argue: "They interfered on purpose!" Shen Teng yelled, "What do you mean by intentional interference? Your throat is itchy and you are not allowed to cough? When Dongqiang was playing shuttlecock, you were still mentioning Shasha!" Dongqiang was originally smiling triumphantly, but when he heard this he immediately turned his head and glared. Shen Teng immediately backed off: "I'm sorry!" "He knows he was wrong. He knows he shouldn't mention Sasha in front of you. After all, when Sasha is mentioned, you will think of Sasha." Qi Long went up to "smooth things over"! Dongqiang pushed him away and the whole audience burst into laughter. In fact, when the first episode of the show was broadcast, the subtitles explained that the girl Dongqiang had a crush on was not called Sasha, but a pseudonym that Qi Long made up. It is equivalent to the random talk on the crosstalk stage and does not involve any specific characters. Dongqiang did it for the show effect, so he got angry when Sasha was mentioned! (End of this chapter)

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