Chapter 194 "Qi Longdongqiang's High School Diary" The director team's ingenious reversal design in this episode amazed everyone, and they were still discussing it even after the recording was over. Sha Yi shook his head and sighed, saying that when he saw that he was a ghost, he thought he was the protagonist of this episode. In order to do a good job, I used all my acting skills and tried my best to play an innocent middle-aged man, but the ghost turned out to be a civilian. All the work I did before was in vain, and I was the first to be eliminated again. Others also felt this way to some extent, thinking they were undercover agents and planning to make the most of their time. Dongqiang, Jiaer, and Shen Teng who eliminated himself were fine, because they already knew that they were civilians when they were eliminated. Like Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi, they didn't realize that everyone was a ghost until they had been in prison for a long time and were chatting with each other. Their recording ended in a daze. When Chaoyue and Ruonan first saw that they were human, they were very relaxed and thought they were in the majority. They never imagined that they were the only two people with the identity of "human", and that they were demon hunters at that. When the two successfully verified and found out that everyone except them was a ghost, they were stunned and stayed in the room for a long time. Guest Zhang Ruonan followed up by saying that their show was so funny and that she couldn't stop laughing at the crosstalk and comedies during the day. There was such an exciting competition in the evening and she had a lot of fun. It was the most interesting variety show during her film and television drama promotion period and she thoroughly enjoyed it. "Your happiness is built on Brother Sha's pain!" Qi Long pointed at Sha Yi jokingly. Sha Yi also cooperated by putting on a sad expression.
"But Sha Ge's pain brought happiness to his filming team!" "Hahahahahahaha!" The staff around all laughed. Being a member of Sha Yi's follow-up filming team is the easiest job, because you'll be eliminated early and don't have to run around with them. You can just set up the camera in prison and sit there and rest. After chatting, everyone went to have a midnight snack together. Dongqiang told Qilong that their embroidered gowns were ready, and they would go get them tomorrow and put on the new gowns to take a set of photos. Qi Long nodded and agreed: "Xiao Luan just wanted the photos. He said he was planning to print some peripheral products of Deyun playing cards and give them to the audience as gifts during the commercial performance." After the crosstalk tour in Daluo Province ended, Qi Long and Dong Qiang did not participate in the subsequent commercial performance because their third solo show was coming. Fans of the two men’s crosstalk are very happy because they all know that before the special performance, Qi Long and Dong Qiang will test the jokes in the small theater. During this period, the probability of hearing new work in the small theater is very high! What they expected was correct. During the recording, the campus crosstalk club evoked Qi Long's high school memories, which led him to write a piece based on them: "Qi Long and Dong Qiang's High School Diary"! As soon as everyone saw the name "Diary" on the program, they knew that a new job was coming! The two were not talking about their high school days. After they finished high school, they entered the MP3 era, and there were very few entertainment options at that time. So the brothers postponed the work, saying that their high school years were when the Internet was just beginning. There is no need to say much about going on stage to answer the calls and introducing ourselves. After saying our names, we started talking about how the two brothers grew up together, learned crosstalk together, and went to school together. "High school was great. That was the peak of knowledge for each of us. We knew a lot back then!" Qi Long sighed. Dong Qiang nodded: "What do you know?" "I know the laws of celestial motion and the principles of organic reactions. I am familiar with the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties and the genetic environment. I can speak fluent English and recite poems. I can calculate functions and solve equations. I am good at everything, including morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, liberal arts and science." "proficient?" "sloppy!" "Hey, you're talking so much, but everything is so simple?" "I can't help it. I have to return what I have learned. I will not take the knowledge I learned at school out of the campus. I will return all of it to the teacher!"
"You just forgot everything!" "Indeed, when I was in high school, I always felt like I was studying every day. But after all these years since I graduated, when I think back, I remember more of the time when I was playing." “What a wonderful memory!” "I don't know about you, but back then, if we liked a singer's work, we would copy the lyrics of his songs into our notebooks!" "Yes, yes, yes!" Dong Qiang nodded in agreement: "That's right!" "Many of the popular songs at that time were about love, for example." Qi Long spoke: [Xiao Wei, do you know how much I love you? I want to send you to heaven!] His singing was quite good and the audience was enjoying listening to him at the beginning, but suddenly an unexpected joke made everyone laugh instantly. Dongqiang quickly stopped him: "Are you loving or hating me?" "what happened?" "Sending you to the sky is reasonable. I am the one who is willing to take you to the sky." Qi Long scratched his head: "Memory bias (Your error is too big), and, at that time, I really liked Xu Song. He had a song called "Nu Yan"!" He started singing again: [If I look at you again, will I still be conscious? ] Dong Qiang interrupted him again: "Is Xiao Wei, the one you sent to heaven, coming back to see you? Ghost, you're not sure if she's conscious after just one look?" Well, it was connected and the audience was happy again. "If you copy and memorize the lyrics yourself, there will inevitably be some deviations. And Zhou Jue Lun has a song called "Seven Miles of Fragrance". Is it too straightforward?" "Is it straightforward? What a beautiful word, the rain fell all night, and my love overflowed like the rain, what a beautiful word? The lyrics of that song are not lyrics, they are poems!" Qi Long pointed at him with disdain: "You fake fan, the last sentence is straightforward. You appeared in the bedroom every night. Hey, at that time, I didn't even know what to do in the bedroom at night?" "You are no longer innocent. You are every page of my poem!" Qi Long scratched his head awkwardly: "Is that so? Hey, I've been misremembering for more than ten years. Let's not talk about me, let's talk about you. You were also copying lyrics in your notebook at that time!" "Yes, everyone copied!" "You are different from us, you have different tastes. We copy pop songs, but you copy traditional folk art tunes!" Qi Long said, patting Dong Qiang on the shoulder. Dongqiang: "Hey, I learn crosstalk because I like folk art!" “Let me sing a song for you.” [Reach your hand, touch my sister.] Dong Qiang, who was looking at Qi Long with a smile, slowly put away his smile and pushed it up with one hand: "I am copying "Shi Ba Mo"?" In the past, when this little tune was played, the audience would know what it was as soon as it was sung. But it is different now. After all, they can’t hear it, so many audiences don’t understand it. This requires Dong Qiang to point out what the ditty is, so that the audience can understand the joke and then laugh out loud. Qi Long was shocked: "Ah, this is this classic tune?"
"Don't worry about it. You can't sing any more. If you continue, Deyun Society will be closed down." Qi Long asked excitedly: "Is there such a good thing?" The audience burst into laughter and said, "Keep going!" "No, no, no, you and I will be banned too!" "Then don't sing!" Qi Long immediately shook his head and changed the subject. He said that at that time, he not only copied lyrics, but also read novels. But mobile phones were not popular at that time. I didn’t use mobile phones to read e-books. I used to buy physical books, online games, and so on. Tear the book apart and have a few people who are on good terms with each other read it. You read the first volume first, then you read the second volume and I read the first volume. Everyone has something to read. "Sometimes the teacher collects a paper, and then I can't continue!" "Who told you to watch in class?" "Dongqiang does a great job of this. He reads novels after class. And unlike the ones we read, he reads classics, such as "The Golden Lotus."" "How precocious am I?" Dongqiang pushed him away again. Qi Long waved his hand: "It's not what you think, it's "Goldfish" Dongqiang pushed him even more anxiously: "That's even more wrong!" "Jin Yong!" "That's right, I was scared to death!" “I really got into the story when I watched The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber. I particularly liked the Golden Lion King Xie Xun, but since dyeing hair was not allowed in high school, he found a yellow wig and put it on, and rolled his eyes upwards to pretend to be blind! I had a strong sense of faith and told my classmates, "Touch my eyes, hey, I'm blind and I can't feel anything!" "That was chuunibyou!" "Yes, then I watched The Return of the Condor Heroes and I fell in love with Yang Guo, the one-armed hero. He always pulled one arm out of his sleeve and pretended to be Yang Guo! I pointed at my empty sleeves and said to my classmates, “Come, feel my sleeves. There are no arms and no feeling!” “It’s all dark history!” "I rushed to watch "Swordsman" later, I like Dongfang Bubai," Qi Long said eloquently. Dongqiang came over quickly to stop him: "You can't touch this!" The audience burst into laughter. They knew that the previous parts were all set-ups, but they didn't expect that the punchline was here. As soon as the laughter ended, Qi Long nodded: "Yes, it feels good when you touch it, it's all recorded in his lyrics book!" "So what I did was not copying lyrics, but recording my own feelings?" The audience's laughter, which had just stopped, started again, and continued after going around in a circle?! After finishing this topic, we talked about Penguin Chat Software. At that time, it was a non-mainstream era, and everyone’s space had some dark history of the middle school period.
For example, the Martian language, hey, it's all, recognize the radicals, and at that time the space was full of words that I thought were very handsome. Qi Long said about himself: "Take me as an example, I am a person who doesn't smoke at all, and my signature is: What I smoke is not cigarettes, but loneliness! At that time, Dongqiang was in love, and everyone knew that he was chasing after Shasha! " "here we go again!" "His personal signature, I wrote your name on the cigarette and inhaled it into my lungs, which is the closest to my heart!" "Well, I feel anxious just listening to it!" "After Sasha clearly rejected him, he actually tried to smoke, smoking in the strong wind, he smoked half and the wind blew away the other half. At first Dongqiang didn't care, but then he thought, that's not right, I bought this cigarette with my own money, why do you smoke it? Dongqiang was so angry that he started to convulse on the spot! Hiss~ha! " The whole audience burst into laughter! (End of this chapter)