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Chapter 205: Qi Long is more skilled

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Chapter 205: Qi Long is more skilled

Chapter 205 Qi Long is more skilled Yang Chaoyue and Shen Teng came on stage. With Wang Jiaer's lesson in mind, Yang Chaoyue suggested that they put all the cards they had taken for themselves in front of the table, without even looking at them, and divide the cards equally. After such discussion, the two of them successfully divided the chocolate equally. Huang Bai and Gao Dongqiang also learned from the experience of Yang Chaoyue's group and put the two exclusive cards in front. But the difference was that when raising the sign, Huang Bo pounced, picked up the card and raised it up, which made Gao Dongqiang laugh and cry. He raised his hand and asked the director. Huang Bai was startled by the gesture of raising his hand, and he raised his hand to block. "Hahaha, look how scared Brother Bo is!" Huang Bai moved away from Gao Dongqiang: "Qi Long told me that Dongqiang is just like Sun Honglei, he really uses violence!" Qi Long pointed at the slogan on the wall: "It's okay, it's okay, no violence today!" "Can you turn off the camera and use some violence?" Gao Dongqiang followed up.

"No, no!" Whenever Huang Bai was replaced by Qi Long, Dong Qiang would punch him and would definitely hit him to vent his anger, but after all, he was Huang Bai, and he only knew him but not that familiar with him, so he didn't do anything. It was Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian's turn. They rushed into the next room. Qi Long fell in love with a fan at first sight and picked up the small ornaments on the table. Qin Xiaoxian picked up a wooden chair and the two of them ran back within the half-minute time limit. "After comparison, the items the two brought back were worth a total of six chocolates!" "Ah?" Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian were stunned and walked forward: "No, their three teams all have ten missiles, why do we only have six?" "Hahahaha!" The two were not convinced, so the director showed them the price list: fan: 1, ornaments: 2, chairs: 3. So the three cheapest ones were taken by us? When it was their turn to play the game, everyone immediately watched with great anticipation. These two dirty uncle and nephew would definitely be a good show to watch. "Xiao Xian, you are still young and cannot bear the name of a traitor. Change your image starting from this issue. It's not much anyway, how about we split it equally?" Qi Long asked. Qin Xiaoxian nodded vigorously: "I will listen to my uncle. If they want to watch a good show, we won't let them watch a good show!" "I'll put the card in front of you and I won't even look at it!" Qi Long showed the card and put it in front of the table. Qin Xiaoxian also showed his own card and threw it on the ground: "I'll throw it directly on the ground. You can't even get it by lying on the table!" Then, he put a card from Qi Long's other hand that was in the blind spot back into his left hand. Both men held a card, ready to show. At this time, Qi Long turned around and patted Qin Xiaoxian's face lightly, then raised his left hand holding the sign: "You want to keep it all, right?" Qin Xiaoxian indeed had a Dujin card in his hand. After being hit lightly, he did not fight back, but looked at Qi Long with horror on his face. "Uncle, who are you? How did you know?" The spectators were greatly satisfied. Well, the battle between masters was interesting and exciting! However, they also had questions: where did Qin Xiaoxian get the two cards for himself? At this time, Huang Bai spoke and said that Qin Xiaoxian had just asked him for a card to keep for himself and put it in his right trouser pocket.

When I threw the cards on the ground just now, I used my body to block my right hand, and my right hand replaced the split cards with the cards in my pocket. "I feel something is wrong when I see that smug look on your face!" Qi Long said. Qin Xiaoxian was confused: "Am I secretly happy?" "Don't play tricks. Put the card of keeping the whole thing first and let them see that we can keep our word!" Qi Long said to Qin Xiaoxian again. Qin Xiaoxian put the card he was going to take for himself in front: "Okay!" When the director finished counting down, the uncle and nephew moved in unison and simultaneously pounced on the cards in front of the table, but neither of them picked them up. Instead, four hands were fighting with each other. The onlookers laughed with satisfaction again, and Shen Tengle used Dongqiang's shoulders for support. “They are so funny!” "A chess player meets a worthy opponent, a general meets a talented person." The director counted down again, and the two of them held their hands motionless. Finally, they raised their hands slowly and with difficulty, and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Before leaving the stage, Qin Xiaoxian suddenly smiled helplessly: "Uncle, just for three chocolates, what's the point of it?" "Isn't it you who's causing all the trouble? You even asked for one more ticket and kept it for yourself. That's too much!" Qi Long said to him. With Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian, the "wonderful game" between the dirty uncle and nephew, there was nothing interesting to watch in other groups in the second round. Only Wang Jiaer's revenge on Ju Dutong and Sha Yi, who retaliated against Ju Dutong, both returned empty-handed. Huang Bai and Dong Qiang reached an agreement and raised the card together to split the card equally. Shen Teng betrayed Yang Chaoyue and raised the card of "keeping it all" by hiding his cards! Qi Long pointed at Sha Yi, Shen Teng, and Qin Xiaoxian: "Your dirty alliance is growing stronger and stronger, you are all betrayers!" “Some people pick themselves up really cleanly?” "It should be us!" The three of them refuted. After a circle, it was the turn for the duel between Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian, which once again aroused everyone's expectations. This time, the items they got were worth 14 chocolates, a huge amount! Still the same, both of them put the Solo cards at the front of the table and held the Tie cards in one hand. Qin Xiaoxian said: "I will only use this hand, I must raise it to split it equally, and I will put the other hand directly into my pocket!" Qi Long slapped him backhand, just like in the last round, and hit him lightly as in the last round: "Do you have something in your pocket to keep for yourself?" He leaned over, and Qin Xiaoxian obediently took out a single ticket and put it in front. "You didn't say that sentence, it's too abrupt!" Huang Bai pointed out. The two of them sat back down, and the director was about to count down when Qin Xiaoxian suddenly began to twist slightly. Qi Long turned his head alertly: "Stand up!" "Why are you standing up?" Qi Long pushed his hands forward and pushed Qin Xiaoxian off the chair. Sure enough, there was a Solo Card on the chair. “Hahahahahahahaha, how many photos did he hide?” the onlookers complained. Huang Bo apologized directly: "I misunderstood you, you still have a backup plan, hahahaha!" Qi Long picked up the card helplessly: "Qin Xiaoxian, you are sick and need treatment. Why do you only think about betrayal? Can we trust each other a little more?"

"well!" Qi Long walked around the table and returned to his seat, and threw the card on the chair in front of the table. After sitting down again, the two confirmed that the cards in each other's hands were indeed evenly divided, and then asked the director to start the countdown. "Three, two, one!" Qin Xiaoxian raised his left hand, on which was his only remaining tie-breaking card. However, Qi Long did not raise his right hand which was holding the equal share on the table, but raised his left hand. In the palm of his left hand, there was a card for the exclusive use of the money. Everyone burst into laughter and applauded. Qin Xiaoxian pushed Qi Long backhandedly: "When did you hide it?" "When I passed by the table just now, I threw the card for the exclusive card, but I actually put it in my sleeve. Do you understand the magic trick? I learned it from Liu Qian!" "The higher the virtue, the higher the evil!" Huang Bai concluded. Qi Long objected to this statement. How could he calculate it? It was obvious that the devil was one foot taller and the devil was ten feet taller. "Qin Xiaoxian, no matter it's crosstalk or gaming, your uncle will always be your uncle!" Qi Long boasted like a winner. The first round of games ended and the second round of games began, which was also the last game of the first president’s term. They came to the indoor sports field, where the activity was blindfolded goalkeeping. Both sides were divided into two teams, one attacking and the other defending. The defense sends one person to be the goalkeeper, but he has to wear a blindfold and headphones. When defending the goal without being able to hear or see, the attacking team can choose to throw the ball into the goal or not. After one and a half minutes, the goalkeeper can blow the whistle on his chest. If the whistle blows and there is a ball inside, the defensive team scores as many points as the ball has. If there is no ball, the offensive team scores ten points. If the whistle is not blown and there is a ball inside, the offensive team will score points based on the number of balls. If there are coal balls, the defensive team will score ten points. All in all, it has nothing to do with goalkeeping. It mainly depends on the psychological game and whether the opponent will score a goal. After listening to the rules, Qi Long sighed: "Let the Chinese men's football team be the attacking team!" Dong Qiang replied: "That's right, we won without blowing the whistle!" "What you said is true. The Chinese national football team has scored own goals before!" Comedian Shen Teng jumped up and refuted. After daily complaints about the Chinese men's football team, we enter the team division mode. President Sha Yi cleverly pulled Gao Dongqiang into his team, and Huang Bai, Shen Teng, and Qin Xiaoxian immediately stepped forward to bribe him. Sha Yi adopted the blind investment strategy proposed by Huang Bo, and Shen Teng and Qin Xiaoxian, who bid higher, got the opportunity to be in a group with Gao Dongqiang. The first round of defense was carried out by the Shayi team. They sent Qin Xiaoxian to guard the goal, wearing headphones and a blindfold. His teammates simply wore blindfolds to avoid being exposed. Qi Long was just about to organize everyone to discuss tactics and whether to score a goal, when he saw that Huang Bai was no longer in the offensive area and was heading straight for the goalkeeper.

He tiptoed towards Qin Xiaoxian, unzipped the small bag containing chocolates on his chest, reached in and took out one. Qi Long slapped his head and said, yes, isn't blindfolding giving people this opportunity? Goal, we'll talk about it later. So Qi Long also took action. The two members of the Men's Gang who did not play by the rules opened the eyes of Wang Jiaer and Yang Chaoyue, and they also joined them. The blindfolded Qin Xiaoxian didn't notice it at first, but the four people all wanted to take the things in his bag, so they gathered together. Qin Xiaoxian immediately felt the human body heat, and when he reached out, he touched Wang Jiaer's head. "What's this for?" Qin Xiaoxian touched Wang Jiaer's head, then his shoulders, and then his hands, and found that his bag had been opened. "Fuck! There's a thief!" Qin Xiaoxian shouted and reached out to grab someone. Wang Jiaer ran away immediately, Yang Chaoyue's hair was grabbed, and Qin Xiaoxian pulled hard. "Ouch!" Yang Chaoyue screamed in pain, jumped up and hit Qin Xiaoxian on the back of the head! "Hahahahahahaha!" Everyone on the attacking team burst into laughter. The other defensive players who were wearing blindfolds couldn't see but could hear the sounds, and they all felt like they were being tickled. "What are you doing? You're so happy!" "Look what happened!" Gao Dongqiang silently clutched his bag. Qin Xiaoxian had just shouted, "Someone is stealing something. Don't let him steal from you!" (End of this chapter)

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