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Chapter 208: "Detective" ends with a real-life reasoning scene!

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Replay 07: Opening the Temple of Learning

I asked Riemann to prove his conjecture himself, and asked Einstein and Bohr to discuss the century-long dispute again.I called on John von Neumann to redefine computers and Robert Noyce to improve semiconductor materials.Lu Shan: If you can’t figure out the seven-digit lottery code, what use do I need your proofs for?Many academic masters: We can make you a super academic master and a top scientist. How about building a neuron quantum supercomputer, a micro-nuclear battery with a battery life of 10,000 kilometers, and then rubbing nuclear fusion by hand to create a new era of mankind that has never been seen before?Lu Shan: It’s settled!Clay Mathematics Institute: Lu Shan single-handedly proved all the difficult mathematical problems that have persisted for thousands of years!Nobel Prize Organizing Committee: Why is Lu Shan the nominee for all three science awards?The New York Times: Lu Shan! Changed the history of human development.Time Magazine: This man has a monopoly on the world's most advanced technology.Lu Shan: Accumulate academic and technological points, open the Temple of Science, summon the spirits of scientists, gather the top wisdom of all mankind, and change the world!(This book is a black technology academic article) Novel keywords: Back to the 07th: Opening the Temple of Learning without pop-up window, Back to the 07th: Opening the Temple of Learning txt full download, Back to the 07th: Opening the Temple of Learning latest chapter reading

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Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie King

Don’t miss the good girls, and don’t let the bad women go—BY Zhakun.Breaking news in 05: Xu Kun is constantly involved in scandals.Audience: That’s normal. Have you ever seen him play a good guy?News from 11: Exposing the Aquaman Xu Kun.Fans: Impossible! Do you know how hard Kun works?!News from 17: Movie star Xu Kun angrily denounced the young actor for his corrupt personal ethics.Passerby: Well done! It’s time for a big shot in the circle with both moral integrity and artistic talent to step forward!Novel keywords: Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor without pop-up window, Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor txt full download, Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor latest chapter reading

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After rebirth, start to do whatever you want

"My god, you call this sitting still?"……People will eventually be trapped throughout their lives by the things they could not obtain when they were young.Boss Chen, the winner in life, had to return to his youth before he had time to enjoy life.Chen Yu: Now that I have a new life, I will make up for my regrets and spend my time on the most precious people and things.This book is also known as "Why are they so different?", "Girlfriend, listen to my excuses", "Brother, she took the initiative", and "A collection of dog-licking defenses"Novel keywords: After rebirth, I started to do whatever I want without pop-up windows, After rebirth, I started to do whatever I want txt full download, After rebirth, I started to do whatever I want latest chapter reading

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Where is the coach's clutch? You should ask the sad and happy

Jia Xinghe traveled to a parallel world and found himself participating in a reality show, where he was randomly drawn to work as a driving school instructor.Jia Xinghe: "Do you see the tree in front?"Student: “I saw it!”Jia Xinghe: “Bump into it!”Student: “Ah?! This is not good.”Jia Xinghe: "Why don't you step on the brakes?"Student: “Where is the brake?”Jia Xinghe: "The brakes are in the Western Regions, the grapes there are sweet!"Student: "Coach, there is a rock in front of us, how do we get past it?"Jia Xinghe: "Press F! Let's flash over there."Student: "Coach, I think I'm on the line."Jia Xinghe: "No, no, no, our line is too narrow. You should learn automatic transmission."Student: “Why?”Jia Xinghe: "You only have sorrow and joy, no separation or reunion."

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After creating a weird sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me

【Behind the scenes】【No female lead】【Monster sequence】【Group portrait】Chen Lingyou was reborn in a parallel world where strange beasts were rampant.After becoming the most powerful psychic, he destroyed the monsters by himself.However, because he was too powerful, he was backstabbed by the alliance. Not only was his cultivation completely destroyed, but he was also sentenced to life imprisonment!In prison, Chen Lingyou's system was upgraded for the second time.It allows him to synthesize potions using special materials and create new and bizarre monsters!Weird Sequence 001: AlienWeird Sequence 002: UmbrellaWeird Sequence 003: …Although the strange beast is dead, strange things arise!The world will eventually be in chaos again, exorcist, demon slayer! Novel keywords: After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me without pop-up windows, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me txt full download, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me latest chapter reading

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60s: I have a store

Zhou Yimin traveled back to the 60s. His father went to work as a widow, and his grandparents were still in the countryside.But he was not panicked, because a magical store appeared in his mind, where he could not only buy various daily necessities, but also had a 1 yuan flash sale area that was refreshed every day.So, he had plenty of food and fish and lived a happy life! Novel keywords: 60s: I Have a Store without pop-up window, 60s: I Have a Store txt full download, 60s: I Have a Store latest chapter reading

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Forest protection starts with picking up a lynx girl

After graduating from graduate school and successfully passing the examination, Chen Ying returned to the Forestry Bureau in his hometown and became a wildlife rescuer.He thought his daily job was just to rescue animals and pet various furry creatures, but who would have known that after saving a family of three leopards, his life would become busy and he would never look back.No one told him that the leopard’s best friend is actually the giant panda!She is a pregnant mother with two babies in her belly who has inflamed gums and cannot eat bamboo.Chen Ying called a dentist overnight to help the pregnant panda with filling and cleaning her teeth, and also did a prenatal check-up.Who would have thought that from that day on, the animals in the mountains would spread the word that a two-legged animal doctor had come here who could shake people and cure all diseases!No, don’t talk nonsense, being single is not a disease, there is no forensic cure!What? You want to solve your single problem by dating an animal that humans raise? That's not out of the question.Before Chen Ying knew it, word had spread throughout the domestic animal community that the bipedal doctor at the Jiamu Township Rescue Station could help solve the problem of being single.What I'm saying is, can we just do this quietly? He's a veterinarian, not a matchmaker! Novel keywords: Protecting the forest starts from picking up a lynx girl without pop-up windows, Protecting the forest starts from picking up a lynx girl txt full download, Protecting the forest starts from picking up a lynx girl latest chapter reading

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I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Yang Lin travels through parallel worlds and becomes an unknown Mr. Yin YangWhen you swipe the video once, you swipe to a eating and broadcastingA system prompt suddenly came out of my mind[Long-term overeating, 90% death rate due to myocardial infarction after one hour] Yang Lin sent a like and attention backhand"Professional yin and yang, guarantee you a worry-free life, and you can get 10% off if you book in advance"Netizens burst into laughter, calling the blogger a good businessBut what I didn't expect was that the next day, the food broadcast really fell off.Everyone is stupid nowAfter so many times, Yang Lin became popular all over the InternetNetizens shouted in succession: Please give me a handOne day, when Yang Lin saw the live broadcast of DamimiSuddenly sent likes and attentionThe barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly boiled"Holy shit, big honey, run fast""Barbie is Q, big honey, you are going to Q""Wuuuu, big honey, I will miss you"...Big Honey:? ? ?

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Zhaijia Has Been Doing Animation For Three Years, And Was Exposed By The Dumb Girl

My name is Su Yang. I stayed at home for three years and focused on making animation.On this day, my parents listened to the advice of a "good" relative and sent me to Xinguo College for treatment of autism.Fifty days later, when I walked out of the school gate, countless reporters and fans squatted at the gate and swarmed up!I'm on fire?...My name is Dai Xiaomei. My younger brother who has stayed at home for three years was sent to Xinguo Academy by his parents!"Brothers, let me show you the current situation of my younger brother's room in the house for three years!" When she turned on the computer, opened the folder, and opened the first anime video..."Old woman, hurry up and watch the next episode of Evolution Ultimate Body!""Yituo replied, look at others, this is animation!""Is this an anime that one person can make at home?! Doubt about life!"When Su Yang returned home, TV stations and video sites across the country flocked to him, waving money and begging for exclusive rights!He smiled slightly: "Let's talk about shooting Tokusho-Altman first."...

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Rebirth 2010: I taught Mr. Lei how to make a mobile phone

In his previous life, he was a cow among cows and horses.This time he returned as a king with only one thought in mind[I have no choice but to rectify the workplace environment]One day in 2010, a donkey from a production team suddenly broke free from the lasso, and the curtain was about to be raised.Beat up the boss first and then set a trap to let the unscrupulous capitalists have a taste of the consequences of offending cattle and horsesLater, he brought his old subordinates who had awakened to the truth and joined Xiaomi. He found a new way in the Hundred Regiments Campaign and earned his first pot of gold.Chen Mo, who has both money and skills, starts his performanceTrue or False Monkey King: MIOS (MIUI: Oops, I became a stand-in)The opposite of Tiangang: Xiaomi WeChat VS Tencent WeChat (Xiao Ma Ge: I can’t copy it, I can’t copy it at all)Table-flipping War: Make a friend in 1999 (Friends: This kid is so scary, he must not be allowed to stay)After the press conference, a netizen on Weibo commented: Xiao Lei has made it big, he can even take a photo with General Manager Chen.Lei Jun: Chen Mo, let's talkA year later, the King of Oxen and Horses walked out of the Novice Village and spread the call for heroes to the IT industry, and many people responded!Bi'an Technology emerged!When a reporter interviewed Chen Mo, what did he think of the public opinion criticizing the other side's blessing culture?"I just strictly abided by the labor law and did what any conscientious boss in the world should do. What did I do wrong?""Good fortune is not 996, let alone 007. It is to give employees corresponding returns for their efforts, rather than exhausting the pond for one-way sustainable development.""The more they object, the more it proves that I am doing the right thing!"A single spark can start a prairie fire!Disclaimer: The plot of this book is purely science fiction. If there are any similarities, that's fine. Please be careful when substituting your own plot! Novel keywords: Rebirth 2010: I Teach Mr. Lei to Build a Mobile Phone without pop-up windows, Rebirth 2010: I Teach Mr. Lei to Build a Mobile Phone txt full download, Rebirth 2010: I Teach Mr. Lei to Build a Mobile Phone latest chapter reading

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Huayu: From an ordinary person to a happy director

For an ordinary person, the only way to live his life again is to make money.When you have money, you have everything!It’s just that in the minds of ordinary people, apart from the 996 work content, the most common things are movies, TV, short videos, novels, and animation...So he dove headfirst into the entertainment industry and had in-depth exchanges with female stars, which was really cool! Novel keywords: Huayu: From Ordinary People to Happy Director no pop-up window, Huayu: From Ordinary People to Happy Director txt full download, Huayu: From Ordinary People to Happy Director latest chapter reading

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You pick up the body while someone else is doing the autopsy. Do you call this forensic medicine?

"If I remember correctly, your profession is forensic medicine, right?"As a powerful mentor, Zhang Feng was about to become the next generation of Celestial Master, but something happened when he was receiving the Celestial Master's teachings, and he actually traveled to the current world.When he opened his eyes, he found that he had become a forensic doctor and was asked to conduct an autopsy and investigate the cause of death of the victim.Zhang Feng said that he was going to collapse:"I don't know how to do an autopsy! What should I do?"Zhang Feng, holding a scalpel in his hand, looked at the pale corpse in front of him:"Anatomy? Dissect the shit!""Master Dao is going to lend you someone today! It's as urgent as the law! Give it to me!"The moment the rotting corpse bounced up from the autopsy table, the whole world fell silent.…… Keywords in the novel: You pick up the body while someone else is doing the autopsy. Do you call this forensic medicine?There is no pop-up window. If someone else does an autopsy and you pick up the body, do you call this forensic medicine? txt full set download, someone else does an autopsy and you pick up the body, do you call this forensic medicine?Latest chapter reading

Chapter 208: "Detective" ends with a real-life reasoning scene!

Chapter 208 "Detective" ends with a real-life reasoning scene! The reasoning variety show is going big. They are going to build a real-life venue and conduct real-life reasoning for the final case of their variety show. Although he only participated in one episode, Qi Long, who was highly praised by fans of the show, also received an invitation. He is not only funny, but his catchy self-introduction makes the originally somewhat boring part of the show very interesting. He is also able to reason and will not forget the core of the program just for the sake of program effects. In the end, he successfully found the real murderer. At the same time, he was very serious. He was the only one among all the new guests who did not read the script throughout the whole process. He memorized all the information in the script and spoke fluently without a script. Such a serious and playful guest is naturally loved by fans of the show. Therefore, there was a lot of demand for Qi Long to return to the stage, so he was also invited to participate in the real-life plot. When reading the script, Qi Long felt that this episode was not simple. The strangest thing was that strange songs would often be heard in the Zhen Piaoliang Plastic Surgery Hospital where they were. Who would play music for no reason? It's a horror movie. This time, the program crew directly set up a hospital. Originally, this theme is a favorite location for horror movies. Knowing that the script is weird, it looks even scarier.

But after Qi Long arrived, he laughed for a while at the door! Because the photo of the director on the roll-up banner at the entrance of Zhen Piaoliang Plastic Surgery Hospital is Sun Honglei. "No, why did you assign a character with the last name Zhen to Brother Honglei? Hahaha!" In this program, people with the last name Zhen are basically dead, which means that the Dean Zhen who died in the script is actually Brother Hong Lei. This is really unexpected. After entering the hospital, this time it was a real-life map, and each room had doors and walls blocking the view, so the guests did not need to go in one by one to understand the situation. They could be directly taken to their rooms and told where the evidence was, and certain changes could be made. Although Qi Long is not good at finding things, he has his own ideas about hiding things. If you put the less useful clues in the open in a place, and then find a piece of evidence in the same place, he will most likely not continue searching, and the important hidden clues will not be discovered. He is not the murderer, but he is the detective who will be voted in the first round. Too much evidence has been discovered, so he may have to lose a vote. The best thing to do is to explain it clearly during the second round of concentrated evidence collection. "Qi Long, our program team has been waiting for you, hahaha!" He Ling came up to greet Qi Long enthusiastically. Qi Long laughed and said, "Hahaha, it's not that I don't want to come, it's that I don't dare to come. I was lucky last time and guessed right. Everyone remembers my wonderful performance. It's easy to show my weakness this time!" "Are you showing weakness now? You want us to ignore you?!" Sa Beining also came up: "Teacher He, don't trust him, he's very smart!" "Of course I know, this is Qi Shuangying!" In addition to the two of them, there are also familiar faces in this episode, namely Gui Gui and Da Zhangwei, basically replicating the lineup that Qi Long had last time. The only change was Wang Ou, who turned into an actress named Yang Rong. Qi Long greeted her politely. Everyone took their makeup photos separately, and then took a group photo. The camera was in place and the recording began. Da Zhangwei came to Zhen Piaoliang Plastic Surgery Hospital as a neighbor to get a cosmetic injection. Nurse Yang Rong took him to the VIP ward. On the way, they met the cleaning lady who was also the canteen chef and the patients Qi and He who were playing badminton. Qi Long jumped up and smashed the badminton violently, successfully landing on the ground. He Ling's expression was stiff, and he said stiffly: "I don't want to play with you anymore, you are too good!"

"I became stronger after plastic surgery. I wouldn't have dared to jump like this before!" Qi Long came over to collect the racket. He Ling was puzzled: "Why?" "I used to be a fat guy. When I jumped up, the fat on my belly would first hit my chest due to inertia, and then it would fall down under the influence of gravity and hit..." Qi Long didn't finish his words and looked down. Then he looked up sheepishly: "Men all understand the pain!" "Pfft" He Ling originally wanted to keep the setting of facial paralysis, because he had plastic surgery and couldn't make big expressions. Qi Long's joke made him laugh so hard that he couldn't hold it anymore. "Oh no, that's bad, your face is crooked because of smiling!" Qi Long quickly moved to He Ling's side. He Ling also cooperated by performing a crooked face, pushing her left forehead with one hand and her right cheek with the other, pushing hard. Qi Long dubbed on the side: "Kucha!" "Hahahahaha, what is Kucha?" He Ling laughed again. "Then you come again?" He Ling cooperated, and this time Qi Long shouted: "Crack!" "Kacha is not right either, haha!" At this time, Aunt Ghost came out of the cafeteria holding a small blackboard and said that today's meal was ready. On the small blackboard were written today's dishes: radish glutinous rice ball soup, zucchini fried mooncakes, sausage fried banana, and black sesame paste noodles. Qi Long trotted over and said, "Let's eat, let's eat. Hey, what kind of dark food is this?" "This is so delicious. Look, it's fried bananas with sausages. There are spices in it, and then add edible flavors, it becomes four spices. It must taste delicious!" Guigui pointed at the recipe and introduced it seriously. Qi Long: "Next time, add some soap and make it five-spice." "Hahahahaha!" Guigui, He Ling who came with them, and nurse Rong who sent Da to the VIP ward all burst into laughter. Naturally, no one had an appetite for this dark dish, so they turned around and went to the canteen inside the hospital to buy pancakes from the pancake stand. "Yoyo, do you want some pancakes?" Sa Beining asked rhythmically while spreading the pancake. Qi Long came up and said, "Yes, of course, otherwise you'll have to eat pig feed!" "It's a bit insulting to say that!" He Ling said behind him. Gui Gui, who followed over, shouted, "That's right, why do you insult me!" "Why insult pig feed?" He Ling made everyone laugh again. Sa Pancake continued to make pancakes, he was very unskilled, and he even sang rhythmically: "I said eggs, you said eggs." "want!" "Eggs, eggs." Sa Beining sang more than a dozen eggs in a row. "Yes, yes, yes" Qi Long followed a dozen others and asked. At this time, Sa Beining took a ready-made pancake from the side and handed it to him: "Sixty-five yuan!"

"Ah? Sixty-five for a pancake? Robbery?" Qi Long was shocked. Sa Beining: "You asked for so many eggs just now. This is the deluxe version with 20 eggs. One egg is 3 yuan, 20 eggs is 60 yuan, and the pancake is 5 yuan!" "What? You weren't interacting just now, you were inducing consumption?" "Hahaha!" "Trickster!" Everyone ate pancakes and went back to their own wards or rooms to rest. At this time, the lights suddenly went out and the room fell into darkness. Qi Long, who was sitting on the sofa, immediately curled up. There was a ghost scream outside the door: "Be scared!" After a burst of crackling sounds, a song started playing: [Ding Dong, I have a secret to tell you quietly. Welcome to the entrance of heaven.] The song was sung by a child, very slowly, in a very strange tune, which made people shudder. Before, when I was recording the men’s gang entering the haunted house, I could play a festive song to cheer them up. But now, I don’t even have a mobile phone, let alone play songs. Qi Long was also scared and screamed "Ahhh" twice, then he covered his ears and began to chant: "Swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, protect me!" He only listened to the first few lines of a song, and then didn't pay any attention to the weird song at all. He just recited the lyrics to drive away his fear! After the song ended, the emergency lights soon came on and everyone came out. Qi Long, who had been curled up in the room and shivering, now walked out with a swagger: "Who was shouting so loudly just now? What's there to be afraid of?" However, after taking two steps, his legs naturally became weak and he fell to the ground. Everyone teased him, saying that his mouth was hard but his legs were soft! Since there was a power outage, of course we had to check the switch. The switch was in the dean's office. When everyone walked into the dean's office, they were shocked to find that the dean was lying in the bathtub with a hair dryer plugged in. He looked like he had died from electric shock. During Sa Beining's safety education class, the power supply was unplugged with an insulator, and then the power was turned on again. Since the big neighbor was locked in the VIP room, which had no windows, he was the detective in this case, leading everyone to find the real murderer. Everyone introduced themselves in turn and explained their relationship with the deceased. They have all lived in this isolated paradise island since childhood and have never seen the outside world. "Qi, you go first!" Da Zhangwei pointed at Qi Long. Qi Long stood up and said, "I am patient Qi, my name is Qi Mei. I used to be a fat man, so it was very inconvenient for me to move around, and I didn't dare to shake my head easily!" "why?" "Because when I shake my head!" Qi Long shook his head quickly, then pointed at his cheeks: "The left cheek will hit the right cheek, and the right cheek will hit the left cheek!" "Hahahahaha!" "So you came here for liposuction?" Da Zhangwei didn't laugh but asked seriously. "Well, no, it was something that happened to me that made me thinner. After I lost weight, my skin became very loose and could be used as a blanket if I pulled it apart (laughter). So I came to have a skin surgery. At first I went to a regular hospital because I saw there was a discount there and the price was the same as the regular hospital. But when I asked, they cut other skin!" Everyone present was an experienced person. Da, Sa, and He immediately understood and burst into laughter. Rong covered his face with his hands. Only Gui Gui looked confused: "What do you mean?" But this matter cannot be said too obviously, Qi Long laughed and said: "Anyway, that hospital can't treat it, so I came here. Now my skin is tight and I am in the recovery period. I will be discharged soon!"

Although there was no jingle, the jokes still made the atmosphere very pleasant. The relationship between him and the dean is just like that between an ordinary doctor and a patient. The others also introduced themselves one by one. Head Nurse Rong was Dean Zhen's wife and employee, He Tong was a patient who had undergone several facial surgeries, and Gui and Sa were employees of the hospital. Everyone's timeline was correct. We saw the dean go out in the afternoon, and later we saw him come in at the same time. Nothing happened. It is naturally impossible to identify the murderer through this link alone. The key is still to collect evidence! (End of this chapter)

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