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Chapter 234: Punishment in the small dark room? No, it's a reward!

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Chapter 234: Punishment in the small dark room? No, it's a reward!

Chapter 234: Punishment in the small dark room? No, it's a reward! There was no dress code for this recording, so Qi Long went wearing his usual casual T-shirt and shorts. Liangliang walked over quickly and received a set of prison uniform as soon as he arrived. After changing into it, he went into the prison with the other members. In the prison, Shayi, who was wearing a badge of dormitory leader, was sitting inside with a burly look. The rules were posted on the wall: [You must obey the prison warden's words unconditionally; otherwise you will be taken to the small dark room and receive severe punishment! ] "Stand in a line, introduce yourselves and why you came in?" Sha Yi sat there and looked at the six people coming in. This time, the production team did not assign any charges to them, so the members were allowed to perform freely. Qi Long was the first to hold his head high and said, "Reporting to the dormitory leader, I am a teacher. I used the Green Dragon Crescent Blade to chop students, so I came in!" "Hahahaha!" The hot searches about Sha Yi's kid's nonsense were quite popular. Everyone understood the gag and got the punchline, and laughed out loud, including Sha Yi himself. Dong Qiang's second one: "I stole the national treasure giant panda as my wedding car, so I came in!" It was hilarious again, and it was connected.

The third one was Qin Xiaoxian. He had just imitated his two uncles and held his head high when Qi Long beat him back: "This guy is obviously a petty thief. No need to introduce yourself!" "Why don't I need an introduction? I've thought about it all." Qin Xiaoxian pushed Qi Long. Sha Yi glared at Qi Long: "I am the dormitory leader and you are the dormitory leader!" Qi Long immediately admitted his mistake and apologized. Sha Yi stretched out his hand to signal Qin Xiaoxian to speak, and Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "I kidnapped the bride at a wedding banquet where only bamboo, bamboo shoots and panda steamed bread were eaten!" The first part was funny, Qin Xiaoxian was about to cheat on someone, Sha Yi stood up in an instant and pointed at Gao Dongqiang: "Hold him!" Gao Dongqiang grabbed Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi came up and hit him on the head with a slingshot. "The captain hit me well, and hit me brilliantly. This finger made my soul repent of my own sins!" Qin Xiaoxian endured the pain and began to lick. Later, Shen Teng, Wang Jia'er and Yang Chaoyue did not follow the same format as the other three. Shen Teng claimed that his crime was that he had ruined his handsome face and was sent to prison. He also tried to get close to Sha Yi, saying that the dormitory head was obviously the same. Wang Jiaer claimed that his crime was caused by a fight with a member of a boy band. The other party lost the fight and was sent to the hospital, but I won the fight and was sent here! Finally, it was Yang Chaoyue's turn. He held his head high and said, "I applied for the Dragon Class of Deyun Society. They asked me to go into the cage for further study first!" "Hahaha, we are such a caged department?" Qi Long didn't expect that he would talk about another recent hot event, the enrollment of students for the Dragon Department, but it was soon brought up. Gao Dongqiang: "Then this one is also remade, Qin Longxian!" "Gao Longqiang is right!" Qin Xiaoxian immediately retorted. Seeing Dong Qiang's eyes, he ran to give Sha Yi a massage to curry favor with him. After being pressed twice, Sha Yi nodded: "You are not allowed to bully him!" Dongqiang immediately obeyed: "Yes!" No one knew what the small dark room was, and no one wanted to be the first victim. But Qi Long is different. He thinks that the program team set up the small black room for a certain program effect. If you don’t mess with Sha Yi and I don’t mess with Sha Yi, wouldn’t this segment be wasted? So Qi Long said, "The dormitory leader is a little thief who came in to steal things, right?"

"Oh?" Qin Xiaoxian immediately pointed at him and said, "Does our dormitory leader look like a petty thief?" Sha Yi also glared: "Are you provoking me!" "No, what I mean is, you don't look like a vicious and evil person!" Qi Long said with a smile. Dong Qiang pushed him: "What you said makes me think that the dormitory head has no conscience at all!" Or they were partners. After Qi Long took the initiative to provoke, Dong Qiang also followed suit to create a show effect. After this, Sha Yi didn't know what to do. He seemed like he was scolded, but also seemed like he was praising me. He decided to give everyone a break and start according to the schedule in his hand. The first thing was to get up and exercise, and then follow him to do the exercises. Sha Yi led the exercise in the front, and the others followed behind. Looking at Sha Yi's buttocks in horse stance, Qi Long couldn't help but raised his leg and kicked out. Sha Yi fell to the padded ground and fell flat on his face. He immediately turned around and asked who did it? Some people were laughing, while Qin Xiaoxian, who claimed to be a loyal lackey and was squatting next to Sha Yi and sticking out his tongue, immediately pointed out Qi Long. Sha Yi took out the tag from his shirt pocket and said, "I've given you a chance. You, go to the small dark room!" Immediately, two staff members pretending to be prison guards came from outside the prison and dragged Qi Long away. "I'm wrong, dormitory leader. I just had a brain spasm, dormitory leader." Qi Long was dragged away with an unwilling look. After leaving the sight of the prison cage, Qi Long was pulled to the door of a small room, and the prison guard let him go in by himself. As soon as Qi Long opened the door, a cool breeze hit him in the face. Wow, is there air conditioning in this room? After opening the door completely, I was even more surprised. It looked like a luxurious lounge inside. The table was filled with various snacks, drinks, fruit desserts, and they could form a very long monologue if I talked about them one by one. There are also massage chairs, foot baths and other things for people to enjoy, as well as game consoles for people to entertain. After laughing twice, Qi Long covered his mouth. He couldn't laugh in case someone heard him. "Ah, I was wrong, I was wrong!" After shouting twice, he went over and took a piece of meat floss bread, selected a bag of spicy strips, tore it open and started eating. "Wow, these spicy strips taste exactly the same as they did when I was a kid!" Qi Long sighed, picked up a can of Coke, opened it and started drinking it gulp. The program crew really knows how to have fun. It turns out that the single room is for enjoyment, not a punishment. "Wow, this is the coriander noodles that are very popular recently. I have to try it!" Qi Long saw the sponsor's product and immediately started to sell it actively. This sponsor is not only the sponsor of the show, but also the spokesperson because of his participation in the show, and his name is printed on the noodle packaging. Qi Long has been invited to be a spokesperson by many people, but he is quite picky. He won’t accept any luxury brands. He will only accept affordable ones that he has tried before! Unfortunately, the time was not that long. Before Qi Long had even started boiling the water in the kettle, the prison guard came in. "Prisoner Qi's solitary punishment time ends here!" Haven't eaten yet. Qi Long said to himself: "It seems that I have to do it again quickly, otherwise the hot water will get cold." As he walked out the door, Qi Long thought for a moment, turned back to the sink, turned on the faucet, sprayed his clothes, splashed some water on his hair, ruffled his hairstyle, and walked out in a daze. Seeing him like this, the members were all dumbfounded: "What is a single room?" "You scooped water with a ladle and poured it on me. It was ice water, dorm leader. I was wrong!" Qi Long approached Sha Yi pitifully. Seeing Qi Long being punished by being splashed with water, Sha Yi was a little anxious: "Give me that towel. You'll catch a cold if you stay under the fan for a while. Just know you're wrong. Don't mess with me!"

"Thank you, dorm leader!" Qi Long said while gritting his teeth and holding back his laughter. There are also fans and air conditioners over there. What is the use of this fan? It can't be turned up too high, or it will affect the radio. I worked overtime today, and a planning proposal was rejected by the client as nothing. The boss got so angry that he asked us to redo it and kept watching us until 10 o'clock when he left. I started to slack off and wrote, and almost had to use my points to get a leave application. Today there are relatively few words because I still have work to do. So let’s leave it at this for now. Thank you everyone!   (End of this chapter)

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