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Chapter 43: A fake!

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Replay 07: Opening the Temple of Learning

I asked Riemann to prove his conjecture himself, and asked Einstein and Bohr to discuss the century-long dispute again.I called on John von Neumann to redefine computers and Robert Noyce to improve semiconductor materials.Lu Shan: If you can’t figure out the seven-digit lottery code, what use do I need your proofs for?Many academic masters: We can make you a super academic master and a top scientist. How about building a neuron quantum supercomputer, a micro-nuclear battery with a battery life of 10,000 kilometers, and then rubbing nuclear fusion by hand to create a new era of mankind that has never been seen before?Lu Shan: It’s settled!Clay Mathematics Institute: Lu Shan single-handedly proved all the difficult mathematical problems that have persisted for thousands of years!Nobel Prize Organizing Committee: Why is Lu Shan the nominee for all three science awards?The New York Times: Lu Shan! Changed the history of human development.Time Magazine: This man has a monopoly on the world's most advanced technology.Lu Shan: Accumulate academic and technological points, open the Temple of Science, summon the spirits of scientists, gather the top wisdom of all mankind, and change the world!(This book is a black technology academic article) Novel keywords: Back to the 07th: Opening the Temple of Learning without pop-up window, Back to the 07th: Opening the Temple of Learning txt full download, Back to the 07th: Opening the Temple of Learning latest chapter reading

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I am reborn, I can tell fortunes and study well

Jiang Hao was reborn in 2013 when he was thirty years old.?After his rebirth, Jiang Hao had no deep hatred or great ambitions. He just planned to buy a few "coins", make some money, buy a house and a car in full, buy pension insurance for his parents, and return to the age of 30 without any pressure.However, his rebirth comes with an [Attendance Punch-in System], which requires him to [Punch in for Exercise], [Punch in for Reading], and [Punch in for Saving Money] every month. Jiang Hao is too lazy to do them, but not punching in would be fatal.Therefore, under the coercion of the [system] and the "calculation" of rebirth, he, an ordinary "non-key" undergraduate student, entered Yenching University for the first time, and then fought back all the way to become "the greatest scholar of this century."?? Novel keywords: I am reborn, I can calculate and study well without pop-up windows, I am reborn, I can calculate and study well txt full download, I am reborn, I can calculate and study well the latest chapter reading

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Where is the coach's clutch? You should ask the sad and happy

Jia Xinghe traveled to a parallel world and found himself participating in a reality show, where he was randomly drawn to work as a driving school instructor.Jia Xinghe: "Do you see the tree in front?"Student: “I saw it!”Jia Xinghe: “Bump into it!”Student: “Ah?! This is not good.”Jia Xinghe: "Why don't you step on the brakes?"Student: “Where is the brake?”Jia Xinghe: "The brakes are in the Western Regions, the grapes there are sweet!"Student: "Coach, there is a rock in front of us, how do we get past it?"Jia Xinghe: "Press F! Let's flash over there."Student: "Coach, I think I'm on the line."Jia Xinghe: "No, no, no, our line is too narrow. You should learn automatic transmission."Student: “Why?”Jia Xinghe: "You only have sorrow and joy, no separation or reunion."

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After creating a weird sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me

【Behind the scenes】【No female lead】【Monster sequence】【Group portrait】Chen Lingyou was reborn in a parallel world where strange beasts were rampant.After becoming the most powerful psychic, he destroyed the monsters by himself.However, because he was too powerful, he was backstabbed by the alliance. Not only was his cultivation completely destroyed, but he was also sentenced to life imprisonment!In prison, Chen Lingyou's system was upgraded for the second time.It allows him to synthesize potions using special materials and create new and bizarre monsters!Weird Sequence 001: AlienWeird Sequence 002: UmbrellaWeird Sequence 003: …Although the strange beast is dead, strange things arise!The world will eventually be in chaos again, exorcist, demon slayer! Novel keywords: After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me without pop-up windows, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me txt full download, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me latest chapter reading

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Force me to be reborn, right?

The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question on the Internet: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"As the most recognized person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment section expressing his desire to be reborn, and simply pretended to be single, saying "I don't want to", and attached a screenshot of the eye-catching balance in his bank card.But the next moment...He is reborn!……This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who says I only want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, what should he do?", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc. Novel keywords: Force Me to Reincarnate, Right? No pop-up window, Force Me to Reincarnate, Right? txt full download, Force Me to Reincarnate, Right? latest chapter reading

Ongoing
The Age Of Beasts: I Drove Readers Crazy When I Drew Manga

This is a world where skills can be acquired by reading manga.Cartoonists are even more supreme.For a long time, the living space of people in this world has been squeezed by fierce beasts.I can only struggle with the skills I learned from comics. After traveling here, Shen Hui discovered that the manga in this world has reached Ultimate!Artists can only draw empty pictures, without passionate stories or cool skills.In order to earn expectations, Shen Hui embarked on an alternative path to becoming a god.Relying on the skills learned from his comics, human beings slaughtered all the beasts in one fell swoop!"Hokage Ninja": The Chūnin exam has been suspended for half a month, readers all over the country are itching!"One Piece": Summit War starts memory killing, 100,000 monks jump and scold their mothers!..."Please, can you draw well?""If you delay more, Laozi will block the door!"

Ongoing
Parents Raising Funds To Go To Jail? I Stole Money And Speculated In Stocks To Make Hundreds Of Bill

Jiang Han was unexpectedly reborn in 2010. At that time, he was just a student who had just graduated from high school. His parents were still alive and his family was happy.But according to Jiang Han's memory, because his parents were deceived and entered the propaganda organization by mistake, they have already borrowed a huge sum of more than five million from relatives and friends!In two days, the money will be taken away by the pyramid scheme leader, and the parents will be sentenced to ten years in prison for fraud.Knowing that I must dissuade my parents, Jiang Han, I was accidentally bound to the god-level rate of return system. Any investment behavior can get feedback on the rate of return.Yongan Steel: "The return on investment is 27%, and the investment time: 24 hours."Penguin Technology: "The return on investment is 2000%, and the investment time is ten years."Crude oil futures: "The return on investment is 120%, investment time: 12 hours."Looking at the data panel in front of him, Jiang Han stole the bank card under the pillow while his parents were out...

Ongoing
Become famous another day.

Time travel to a has-been idol who debuted at the age of 15 and is still a high school senior. The unscrupulous agent forced him to quit the industry. Without a job, there would be no income. The top priority after time travel turned out to be to support oneself first. But without a system or a golden finger, how could he replicate the miracle with only his own memory? It's okay, after all, he is someone who passed the 985 exam on his own merit. A new era, a new world, and struggle start with outdated idols. Novel keywords: Choose a day to become popular without pop-up window, choose a day to become popular txt full set download, choose a day to become popular latest chapter reading

Ongoing
I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Yang Lin travels through parallel worlds and becomes an unknown Mr. Yin YangWhen you swipe the video once, you swipe to a eating and broadcastingA system prompt suddenly came out of my mind[Long-term overeating, 90% death rate due to myocardial infarction after one hour] Yang Lin sent a like and attention backhand"Professional yin and yang, guarantee you a worry-free life, and you can get 10% off if you book in advance"Netizens burst into laughter, calling the blogger a good businessBut what I didn't expect was that the next day, the food broadcast really fell off.Everyone is stupid nowAfter so many times, Yang Lin became popular all over the InternetNetizens shouted in succession: Please give me a handOne day, when Yang Lin saw the live broadcast of DamimiSuddenly sent likes and attentionThe barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly boiled"Holy shit, big honey, run fast""Barbie is Q, big honey, you are going to Q""Wuuuu, big honey, I will miss you"...Big Honey:? ? ?

Ongoing
My Live Broadcast Sucks, If I Earn Enough 200, I Will Download It!

Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world, and awakened to screw up the live broadcast system.As long as the gift received in the live broadcast reaches 200 yuan, it will be directly and automatically downloaded, and a mysterious gift bag can be obtained.Thus, the most distressing anchor on the entire network was born.A love song, just about to reach its climax, the host has already downloaded it? Please come back tomorrow?? ? ? ? ? Question marks across the web.As soon as the game is played, Liushen Zhuang is about to blow the horn of counterattack, and the whole network is looking forward to it.As a result, the anchor went down the air?Netizens are so angry that they vomit blood.On a date with a beautiful woman, all the clothes are taken off, the atmosphere is ready, and the audience on the whole network is ready to pay to watch.The host is off the air?Netizen: "Please don't give gifts to that b, he is really rich and really broadcasts!"

Ongoing
I Became The Villain In A Novel

Time travel and become the villain of the novel?Now that I'm here, there's nothing wrong with the protagonist!I, Jiang Hao, will counterattack. Now the plot only needs to revolve around me!

Ongoing
Rebirth 2010: I taught Mr. Lei how to make a mobile phone

In his previous life, he was a cow among cows and horses.This time he returned as a king with only one thought in mind[I have no choice but to rectify the workplace environment]One day in 2010, a donkey from a production team suddenly broke free from the lasso, and the curtain was about to be raised.Beat up the boss first and then set a trap to let the unscrupulous capitalists have a taste of the consequences of offending cattle and horsesLater, he brought his old subordinates who had awakened to the truth and joined Xiaomi. He found a new way in the Hundred Regiments Campaign and earned his first pot of gold.Chen Mo, who has both money and skills, starts his performanceTrue or False Monkey King: MIOS (MIUI: Oops, I became a stand-in)The opposite of Tiangang: Xiaomi WeChat VS Tencent WeChat (Xiao Ma Ge: I can’t copy it, I can’t copy it at all)Table-flipping War: Make a friend in 1999 (Friends: This kid is so scary, he must not be allowed to stay)After the press conference, a netizen on Weibo commented: Xiao Lei has made it big, he can even take a photo with General Manager Chen.Lei Jun: Chen Mo, let's talkA year later, the King of Oxen and Horses walked out of the Novice Village and spread the call for heroes to the IT industry, and many people responded!Bi'an Technology emerged!When a reporter interviewed Chen Mo, what did he think of the public opinion criticizing the other side's blessing culture?"I just strictly abided by the labor law and did what any conscientious boss in the world should do. What did I do wrong?""Good fortune is not 996, let alone 007. It is to give employees corresponding returns for their efforts, rather than exhausting the pond for one-way sustainable development.""The more they object, the more it proves that I am doing the right thing!"A single spark can start a prairie fire!Disclaimer: The plot of this book is purely science fiction. If there are any similarities, that's fine. Please be careful when substituting your own plot! Novel keywords: Rebirth 2010: I Teach Mr. Lei to Build a Mobile Phone without pop-up windows, Rebirth 2010: I Teach Mr. Lei to Build a Mobile Phone txt full download, Rebirth 2010: I Teach Mr. Lei to Build a Mobile Phone latest chapter reading

Chapter 43: A fake!

Chapter 43 Ten Fakes! When signing the contract for the variety show, Yan Min told everyone that they should just treat the variety show as a crosstalk stage. They should bully their partners when they should, and they should arrange things for their friends when they should. We don't want to do those ordinary variety shows where everyone is happy and everybody is happy. The purpose is to have fun, for the variety show effect. So, Luan Yunping, the vice president, became the first person to be played with, giving Shaobing a back massage. After a while, Shaobing said he was a little thirsty and asked Xiaoluan to go to the staff to get a bottle of water. Luan Yunping walked away with a smile, but his face turned gloomy when he turned around. "Xiao Luan!" Luan Yunping cursed in a low voice and immediately turned back to ask, "Hey, what's wrong?" "Master uncle said he wants to drink too, bring two bottles!" "Okay!" He turned his head and said, "I'll choke you two to death!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "Brother Bing, I want to drink too!" Cao Heyang immediately raised his hand: "And mine, and mine!" "Xiao Luan, four bottles of water!" A deputy general manager was treated like a handyman, and several people laughed unkindly. No matter how much fun they had, they couldn't forget the main mission. A few people drank the water that Luan Yunping had jogged fifty meters to bring them and started talking about who the thief was. Luan Yunping was very considerate and ran to give Shaobing a back massage. Just as Shaobing raised the water bottle to drink water, Luan Yunping suddenly increased the strength of his hand, which immediately choked Shaobing and caused him to cough violently. "Hahahahahahahahaha!" Qi Long, Qin Xiaoxian and Cao Heyang immediately laughed and applauded. This is fun, revenge! It would be meaningless if Luan Yunping didn't resist and just acted as a punching bag. These crosstalk performers all know that an occasional counterattack from the supporting actor can have a very explosive effect, so they fought back. While everyone was laughing, Meng Hetang, who saw a large group of people gathered here, ran over and joined the discussion. "Since he wasn't the first one to get off the bus," Meng Hetang analyzed, "he might have been the last one to get on!" Qi Long didn't show it on his face, but he felt a tightness in his heart. Before he could argue, Shaobing next to him waved his hand and said, "The last person to get on the bus was Uncle Qi. It couldn't have been him. He only had a few seconds to run over and put the box down before getting on the bus. How could he have had that much time?" Good nephew! Qi Long silently praised. "How about this, can we gain mutual trust and everyone open their boxes!" Qi Long opened his box rhythmically, and there were markers inside. Everyone followed suit. Including Luan Yunping who was eliminated, there was no copper, iron, porcelain, tin or wood in the six boxes. Qi Long deliberately paced: "It must be among the four of them, Gao Dongqiang, Zhang Helun, Guo Qilin, and Yue Yunpeng! Is it possible that it is Guo Qilin? He is Guo Degang's son. There is no copper, iron, porcelain, tin, or wood in the box that Old Guo gave us. It was all given to his son!" "That's not right. In the plot, we are the descendants of ten heroes. Guo Qilin is not the master's son!" Cao Heyang pushed his glasses. Qi Long immediately looked at the camera: "Director, cut this sentence out. Cao Heyang did not intend to reveal the truth. Guo Qilin is not his master's son!"

"Hahahahaha!" After laughing, Shaobing said: "Don't worry about anything else. There are six of us and only four of them. Can't we just beat all four of them?" You see, players with muscles and strength have the same idea, just go for it head-on. At this time, Qi Long's cell phone rang. It was a call from Zhang Helun. Qi Long pressed the hands-free button: "Hello!" "Hello, uncle, it's He Lun!" "Oh, you dialed the wrong number. Goodbye!" Qi Long hung up the phone. Before hanging up, he could still hear Zhang Helun's "Uncle" voice on the other end of the phone. "Hahahahaha! Don't even give me a chance to finish my words!" Not letting people finish speaking is also a common technique in crosstalk, using the fact that they want to say something but can't as a joke and a highlight. Zhang Helun called again, and Qi Long answered again: "I'm recording a variety show, please don't call me, bye!" Hang up again, score twice, and the comedic effect is enhanced. "Hahaha, Lun must be depressed now. I'm also recording a variety show," Luan Yunping laughed. As it turned out, he had predicted it. The other four people who were about the same distance away were gathering together. Gao Dongqiang originally suggested that Zhang Helun call to get Qi Long's location, but Qi Long dialed the wrong number and hung up because he was recording a variety show, which made the other three, except Zhang Helun, laugh. "Uncle Gao, does Uncle Qi hate me?" Gao Dongqiang smiled and shook his head: "No, he just has something on his mind and doesn't dare to talk any more. Catch him! Call him when you see him!" "okay!" The four-member group here started to act, and the six-member group on the other side also divided into two teams to search for other people. Qi Long, Cao Heyang, and Qin Xiaoxian were in one group, and Shaobing, Luan Yunping, and Meng Hetang were in another group. Qi Long brought Qin and Cao into the building. His target was not Gao Dongqiang and the other four, but to find the broadcasting room. As long as he waited until the broadcasting room opened and went in, he would be victorious! Of course, their excuse was that these people might be indoors. Unexpectedly, the whereabouts of the three were discovered by Guo Qilin. He did not make it public, but called Gao Dongqiang. After all, his small body was no match for Qi Long and the other two. Inside the building, Qi Long and three others searched the five-story building for a long time but didn't see anyone, so they took the elevator down from the fifth floor. The elevator stopped at the second floor. That's not right. It's summer vacation now and college students are on vacation. There shouldn't be many people on campus, so we applied to borrow the venue. If people need to attend classes, they certainly can't make trouble in the school. When the door opened, it turned out to be not a passerby, but Guo Qilin. When Guo Qilin saw the three of them, he turned and ran. How could he not chase after him? Before Qi Long could say anything, Qin Xiaoxian and Cao Heyang rushed out. Qi Long also stepped out of the elevator door to follow the crowd. He was not very interested in eliminating Guo Qilin because he knew that the thief was definitely not him. However, as soon as Qi Long walked out of the elevator door, he saw Gao Dongqiang rushing out from the corner. What a trap! Qi Long immediately returned to the elevator and desperately pressed the door closing button. Cao Heyang, who had a keen eye, also hurried back. The elevator slowly closed, and Qin Xiaoxian's tragic cry came from outside the door: "Uncle, Fourth Brother, save me!" There was no way to save anyone, it was too dangerous outside. Qi Long and Cao Heyang looked at each other and gasped for breath, looking exhausted. It was tiring enough to search the building, and they had to go through such a shock after that. "It's so scary, Uncle Dongqiang rushed towards me like a bull!" Cao Heyang sighed.

"Hurry up and tell Shao Bing that Gao Dongqiang is in this building, let him come to help! Only muscle can fight muscle!" Qi Long suggested: "Let's move outside and move away, and then go up to help when Shao Bing comes!" Qi Long has already made plans. Even if Shaobing comes, he won’t help. He will go to another building to find the radio station! Qi Long's plan was very successful. When Shaobing's group came to confront Gao Dongqiang's group with Qin Xiaoxian, he did not step forward, but ran away directly and successfully found the radio station in another building. He began to anxiously calculate the time. When a large number of footsteps came towards this side, when he saw Gao Dongqiang leading Shaobing and others whose chests were already burst, the door of the broadcasting room opened and Qi Long took the lead and stepped in! Sighs and arguments were heard outside the door: "I said it was him, how could you be fooled by him?" "Uncle Qi is so mean!" Qi Long inside the door was extremely excited. He quickly took out ten instruments from his pockets and placed them on the table: "Verify!" Director Yan Min, who was wearing sunglasses, took a look and said, "Kick him out. Why are you trying to fool people with ten fakes?" "Ah?" Qi Long was stunned and couldn't believe it. Ten fakes?! (End of this chapter)

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