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Chapter 45: You can’t imagine how happy Dad is!

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Chapter 45: You can’t imagine how happy Dad is!

Chapter 45 You can’t imagine how happy Dad is! With the company of friends, eating instant noodles in the window is not so embarrassing. Everyone passes the microphone around, takes turns singing, and interacts with passers-by. Time passes quickly. Finally, the microphone was passed to Qi Long and Guo Qilin who had just finished their instant noodles. Qi Long took the microphone and said in a funny way: "Say Tianqin!" After singing the beginning of "The Truth", he handed the microphone to Guo Qilin, who also cooperated: "The sky is not close to me!" "Oh, you are planning to usurp the throne!" Gao Dongqiang laughed. "The Big Truth" is the club song of Deyun Club and is only sung by the club leader! "What I'm doing is called enthroning the crown prince in advance!" Qi Long retorted. "I'm not dead yet!" Guo Degang walked in with a smile. Guo Qilin was so scared that he shrank his neck: "Dad, my uncle asked me to sing!" "Don't play with your uncle!" Guo Degang hit Qi Long with his fan: "He is not a good person!"

When passers-by saw Guo Degang, many of the audience who often watched Deyun Club immediately shouted out Guo Degang's signature crosstalk sound: "Ah!" Lao Guo took the microphone and sang a little song with everyone, ending the outdoor variety show recording for the day. In the evening, Gao Dongqiang divided the four into pairs, Qin Xiaoxian, who had the relatively worst crosstalk ability, and the more mature Luan, him and his senior brother's godson Meng Hetang, Yue Yunpeng and Zhang Helun. Everyone discussed the shows they were going to perform tomorrow and reported them to Gao Dongqiang. Qi Long thought of Guo Qilin's reaction when he sang "The Truth" just now, and came up with an idea: "Let's sing "Fu Shou Quan". You guys who are in mourning, let my senior brother come and knock on the key, the effect will definitely be amazing!" "Kiaotuo" is a jargon in crosstalk. In the early years, when there were not many audiences for crosstalk performers' performances, their colleagues would come and pretend to be audience members to cheer and applaud. There is also a plan to have backstage actors suddenly come on stage to increase the effect of the show. "Let's see if we can convince my dad first! Isn't this still a competition?" Guo Qilin asked. "The results are not important, what's important is the performance. Several pairs in this performance are not our original partners, so the results may not be so good. Just throw out any ideas that can produce results, and I'm sure you'll agree!" Qi Long immediately took out his phone and sent a voice message to Guo Degang: "Brother, tomorrow we will perform "Fu Shou Quan", you can come and knock on it!" Less than a minute after the message was sent, Lao Guo's voice message came back: "Okay, he can dress up as me?" Qi Long replied yes, and Lao Guo replied with an OK expression. Even if the job is done, as for what to say, why do two old crosstalk actors need to say so much? One sentence is enough to understand each other's meaning. The next day, the first crosstalk performance of Deyun Douxiaoshe began recording. Each episode of "De Yun Dou Xiao She" is divided into two parts. The first part is an outdoor variety show with games to determine the winner, and the winner can affect the score of the crosstalk performance in the next period. The next episode will be a pure crosstalk performance. Guo and Yu will listen in the backstage and comment at any time. If the performance is good, Yu Qian can give extra points, and if it is not good, Guo Degang will deduct points. The first to take the stage were Qin Xiaoxian and Luan Yunping. They chose a relatively simple job: "Speaking eloquently"! The funny point of "Spitting Lotus Flower from the Mouth" is that the supporting actor's head is hit like a gong, and it is hit many times in a row. It is said that a spit of water can turn into a priceless lotus. The greedy supporting actor is willing to be beaten in order to get the lotus! The funny man just needs to remember the words, while the supporting man needs to create a character, preferably one that is annoying, so that the audience can feel relieved when he gets beaten. Usually, the character is greedy for money. However, these two created new relationships between the characters. At the beginning, Luan Yunping, as the vice president, scolded Qin Xiaoxian, saying that he was not good at anything, such as learning comedy and singing. Every time he said he was not good enough, he would hit him on the head with a fan.

The image of a strong leader who is violent and beats and scolds his junior colleagues is created, which is really disgusting for most people who are not leaders! Qin Xiaoxian was angry but dared not say anything at first, but his anger accumulated and became stronger and stronger, and then he exploded. He said that he could not learn to sing, but he could speak eloquently, but he had to beat a gong! This character relationship is quite fresh, and Yu Qian adds points to this innovative character creation; Qin Xiaoxian was deducted one point for his slurred speech, and one point was also deducted for his imperfect characterization. In Lao Guo's opinion, Qin Xiaoxian should have shown the emotion and state of getting relief from hitting Luan Yunping back, but he didn't, so there were fewer laughs. The second pair to appear was Yue Yunpeng and Zhang Helun. They performed a couplet. When seeing this performance, Lao Guo deducted one point from them, saying that the job was too simple and not something that the two of them should be able to perform at their level. The two of them performed well in this simple job and completed it smoothly. The third pair was Shaobing and Cao Heyang's "Yellow Crane Tower". The two of them were so noisy and chattering that it really entertained the audience. The scores went up and down. The fourth pair was Meng Hetang and Gao Dongqiang's "Selling Five Instruments". Their performances had slight flaws. The flaw was that Meng Hetang was not used to his partner's way of responding to every word, because his partner Zhou Jiuliang was the type who would occasionally just hang out on the stage and listen to crosstalk. Gao Dongqiang realized this and quickly adjusted his state, holding on to his breath and supporting him, and the second half was completed perfectly. Dong Qiang's performance added points, while Meng Hetang's performance deducted points. Finally, it was Qi Long and Guo Qilin’s turn to perform: "Fu Shou Quan"! At the beginning, Guo Qilin came on stage first in his gown. He walked behind the table and said to everyone, "Today I will perform a stand-up comedy for everyone. Why stand-up comedy? My father arranged for my partner Yan Hexiang to do storytelling, so I don't have a partner. Isn't this intentional to let his son down?" Guo Qilin started to complain, saying that not only was his partner transferred away, but he was also not given any money to spend, and that he earned so much money but was not given any to spend on himself. "I asked him for money and said I wanted to buy a luxury car, and my father got angry. I think you look like a luxury car!" As soon as these words were spoken, the audience burst into laughter, because this is Beichun City, which belongs to the Northeast. In this region, when a child asks them what he wants, the parents’ retort is: I want to see what you look like. For example: I want a piano, and I think you look like a piano. If a joke can resonate with the audience, it will definitely have a good effect. As soon as the two people backstage heard it, they knew it was written by Qi Long of Beichuncheng, and the effect was indeed good. The old couple looked forward to what other good jokes Qi Long, the creative genius, would come up with in the future. After the crosstalk competition, Qi Long's creative ability was recognized by the entire industry. "I said that other second-generation rich people drive luxury cars and smile every day, so why can't I have one? My father got even angrier: Do you think having luxury cars and money means happiness? Do you think your father is as happy as you think? You are wrong, kid." In this segment, Guo Qilin's performance is that of a father who is disappointed with his son. He patiently guides and teaches his son earnestly, making everyone think that he might be preaching. After a pause, Guo Qilin threw out the baggage: "You can't imagine how happy your father is, you know?" The place exploded instantly, everyone burst into laughter, the audience, staff, side actors, and Guo and Yu in the backstage were all laughing. Yu Qian immediately raised his hand: "Give my disciple one point!" (End of this chapter)

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