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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 62: Car Accident "Painting the Fan"

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Chapter 62: Car Accident "Painting the Fan"

Chapter 62 Car Accident "Painting the Fan" After the Qilong brothers stepped down and went backstage, these people applauded excitedly. It was so exciting. "Master, after my uncle-master said that we have to stop performing "Ba Ma Gua" for a year, no one can compare to us!" Zhang Helun said with a smile. Guo Degang laughed: "Your uncle is very innovative. He proposed to act in a deep way. When the three of us discussed it, it was really good!" "Uncle Master, how come you are so innovative?" Zhang Helun said enviously. He can also write jokes, and he used to think that he was one of the top creative talents in the entire Deyun Society. However, when compared with Qi Long's innovation, he immediately felt ashamed of himself. Qi Long thought to himself: Nonsense, I am standing on the shoulders of crosstalk masters and crosstalk actors from a parallel world, how can I not be innovative? He joked: "It's new after being hit by a car!" If you think about this carefully, there is no problem. There are more plug-ins after the collision, and there is also enough time to settle down and think. Everyone backstage laughed and took it as a joke.

"You also got hit on the street?" “No need, no need!” Zhang Helun waved his hands repeatedly: “Third brother can try, he has done this more than once!” This is about Kong Yunlong, who is an expert at courting death. He has been hospitalized several times for serious injuries. Guo Degang's request to him is that he should not go ahead of him and let the elderly send off the young. As soon as He Lun mentioned Kong Yunlong, Guo Degang sighed and said that he had given Kong Yunlong a big name. If you can't handle the name Long, something bad will happen! "Including Qi Long, do you know why the master didn't add a character to your name? Your name doesn't have the character 'De' in his family tree. He is afraid that Qi Delong, the dragon he rides, sounds too big. Your real name Qi Long means standing shoulder to shoulder with the dragon. Adding a character 'De' means Cheng is putting pressure on the dragon. The master is afraid that you can't control it!" Guo Degang said. Qi Long had never heard of this version of the story, and wondered if it was made up by his senior brother. He joked, "It seems that even if I were standing shoulder to shoulder with the dragon, I wouldn't be able to catch it, otherwise I wouldn't have been hit!" "Those who survive a great disaster will surely be blessed in the future. After this disaster, you have been recognized by the dragon, just like a fish leaping over the dragon gate. Look, it has only been a few months since you came out, and the audience likes you, your peers admire you, and you have become an instant hit!" "You figured it out yourself, right?" Qi Long asked. Guo Degang laughed and nodded: "I plan to include this paragraph in my next storytelling program when I mention dragons!" "I know. It's the program about Master not eating the four things. People on the Internet are making fun of Master, saying that he clearly eats beef but insists he doesn't. Hahaha!" Zhang Helun said happily. Guo Degang sighed: "My storytelling was about the four things that Zhang Tianshi cannot eat, but only a few sentences were cut out." Qi Long had never heard of it. He rarely watched variety shows in this world. "What are the four things you don't eat?" Yan Hexiang, the apprentice who is also a storyteller, started to tell the story. "There are four things I don't eat. First, I don't eat beef because it's kind. I don't eat mullet because it's filial. I don't eat wild geese because they're chaste. I don't eat dog meat because it's loyal." Qi Long suddenly realized, oh, this segment is very good for secondary creation, if I think about it again, I can speak fluently on the stage, and at the same time arrange for my senior brother, the punchline will surely be good, hehe! After the end of "Ba Ma Gua", Guo and Yu appeared on two shows apart, one show of Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue; and a new show of Zhang Helun, Yan Hexiang, and Luan Yunping on the group variety show. After these two performances, it was Guo Yu's closing performance. After the performance, Lao Guo called out the actors in this show and those who did not have any performance tasks but came backstage, and introduced them one by one. After the introduction, Lao Guo waved his hand and shouted with a smile on his face: "Let's paint the fan!" He was in a very good mood. The audience enjoyed the show today and he also enjoyed his performance, especially the scene with Qi Long.

Qi Long really motivated him and Yu Qian, and both of them put in their best efforts and performed very happily. His son Guo Qilin and his apprentices also performed well, and all of them had innovative parts, and their performances were pretty good. Letting Qilong join the company was really the best decision this year. Zhang Helun, Yan Hexiang, Luan Yunping, and Guo Qilin, all of these individuals have changed or found new styles under Qilong's leadership, and are becoming more and more popular with the audience! So Lao Guo was in a very good mood at this time, just waiting for this to end successfully. In a good mood, he sang "Painted Fan" with all his strength: [In Yangliuqing, west of Tianjin, there is a beautiful woman named Bai Xiuying.] 【Draw a few fans to show your talent】 After Lao Guo finished singing his part, everyone sang the lyrics together, and Guo Qilin walked to the front of the stage. [This fan painting depicts Sijiu City. Sijiu City is really majestic.] Guo Qilin's beginning was also very steady, and Lao Guo had a satisfied expression. Who knew his son's next sentence would hit him hard: [Inside and outside, seven and eight, the imperial city, four] You sang it wrong. The 49 city is inner nine and outer seven. What is inner seven and outer eight? Lao Guo's expression changed, and Guo Qilin realized that he had sung it wrong after he finished singing. On stage, it’s not scary if you say or sing something wrong, the audience may not know. Just maintain your state and keep going. Unfortunately, Guo Qilin felt guilty about singing wrong, which made him unstable afterwards, and his voice went astray, turning the original flaw into a hole. Guo Qilin stepped back and came to Qi Long with a worried look on his face. Qi Long patted him on the back to comfort him. The next person to come on stage was Cao Heyang. This talkative singer sang very fast. The sanxian player tried to catch up with him but couldn't. It was just like his rap. The smile on Lao Guo's face had frozen. He looked at Zhang Helun, who was going to appear next. He Lun is relatively stable when it comes to learning singing, so he shouldn't make any mistakes, right? Zhang Helun disappointed him. His tongue stuttered in the second sentence and he mumbled something, which made the audience and the actors in the back row laugh. The most important thing is that Zhang Helun sang one line less and walked off the stage directly. Next was Shaobing, who, like his partner Cao Heyang, rapped No. 2. He even broke his voice at the end, and Guo Degang was unwilling to sing with him. He glanced behind him, and Qi Long walked forward. As soon as he opened his mouth, he spoke in a clear voice, with the same high pitch as Lao Guo: [This fan painting of Guo Degang is short but very skilled. He has a bunch of apprentices behind him, including Luan Yunping, Xiao Taoyang, Shaobing Xiaosi Yan Hexiang, all of whom want to replace Qi Lin and become his son! ] While Qi Long was singing, he pointed at Lao Guo's disciples behind him. There was nothing wrong with his rhythm and singing, and the interesting design made the audience laugh. As long as people can laugh, it means that they won't pursue the stage accident when you sing. If the audience can't even laugh, then that would be a big deal. Guo Degang watched the performance of Qi Long with gratitude, but he did not sing along with the line of He Su. Instead, Yu Qian directed Guo's disciples in the back row to sing along: [They all want to replace Qi Lin and be his son! ] Qi Long's throwing of bricks attracted the jade. Seeing that there were many car accidents ahead, Tao Yang came up and spoke in a tone even louder than Lao Guo's: [This fan painting shows a crystal palace with a monk named Tang Monk] The whole audience was excited and applauded Tao Yang's singing. Lao Guo was also completely happy, and he and Su both tried their best to sing a higher pitch than Tao Yang. A car accident version of "Painting a Fan" ended just like that. That night, someone on the Internet said: [The civil and military officials saved the prince, and the prince's adopted son saved the country! ]

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