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Datang: After Marrying A Vegetative Princess, I Went Crazy With Joy

Datang: After Marrying A Vegetative Princess, I Went Crazy With Joy

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Chapter 69: Su Li Throwing Elephants? Li Er Said He Didn't Believe It!

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Chapter 69: Su Li Throwing Elephants? Li Er Said He Didn't Believe It!

After a while, the surrounding area became quiet. "I didn't protect the princess well, please punish me!" The female official knelt on the ground and pleaded guilty to Empress Changsun. The female officer next to the princess is not just a simple butler. Especially, in the open era of Datang, women are more tolerant. Whether it is Princess Pingyang, who made great achievements in the battle of the founding of the Tang Dynasty, or Shangguan Wan'er, who was later called the heroine prime minister, they all have extremely strong abilities. Not to mention, there is also the only female emperor in the history of Zhu Xia. These female officials who followed the princess were all elites. Usually they not only manage the family business for the princess, but also take charge of the huge property in the hands of the princess. But also responsible for the princess's usual study and travel safety.

This time the youngest son was in danger in Lin Yuan, after careful investigation, her female officer was the first person responsible. The female officer knelt on the ground, biting her lips tightly. Even though Empress Changsun treated others generously, it was absolutely impossible for her to forgive herself lightly after such a big mess happened. In addition, Xiao Sizi was raised by the female officer after all. After today's dangerous situation happened, she was afraid and felt a deep sense of guilt in her heart. I feel that I am sorry for my younger son, and I am even more ashamed of the trust that Empress Zhangsun has placed in me. Empress Changsun sighed. She knew very well that the female officer felt extremely uncomfortable when this kind of thing happened. If possible, she is not willing to punish the other party. However, there are no rules without rules! If you feel that the circumstances are justifiable this time, you will not be punished. Next time someone makes a mistake, there will be no punishment. Over time, what's the use of discipline? Empress Changsun frowned slightly, thinking about how to deal with the female officer. At this time, she felt the skirt in her arms being pulled by her youngest son. Looking down, I saw the timid eyes of the youngest son. "Mother, it's the little one who wants to see the elephants. It has nothing to do with them. Don't punish them, okay?" the little one said in a low voice. Immediately, Queen Changsun's brows relaxed. Rules are important, but if this matter can teach Xiao Si some truths, Empress Changsun also thinks it is very worthwhile.

She said with a smile: "But their responsibility is to take care of you, and it is their fault to put you in danger. If you make a mistake, you must be punished!" "It's all my fault. If the queen mother wants to punish you, just punish me." The youngest son lowered his head and whispered. Seeing her small appearance, Empress Changsun couldn't help being amused. "You are so young, you can't stand beating and scolding, how do you want your mother to punish you?" The youngest son opened his mouth and rolled his eyes, and then said: "I have money, mother, you can fine me money!" As soon as these words came out, Empress Changsun was amused. Compared with Xiao Sizi's age, the property under her name is indeed quite similar. Although not as good as those older princesses in Changle, she is definitely a little rich woman. It's just that the youngest son usually lives in the palace, so he doesn't worry about his work, and has no concept of money at all. No amount of money, to her, is a pile of gold and silver that can neither be eaten nor drunk. Therefore, when she said these words, she didn't feel any pain in the flesh at all, but on the contrary, she showed an appearance of being careful. Empress Changsun thought for a while, and was about to speak when Li Er's voice came from beside her. "My little sis actually made a mistake? That's strange!" Li Er was dressed in ordinary clothes, and came from a distance, looking at the mother and daughter of the eldest grandson with a smile. He came over just now, but he didn't show up when he saw the female officer pleading guilty to Empress Changsun. Just hearing that the youngest son asked the eldest grandson queen to punish him, Li Er couldn't stand. This youngest girl is his darling, how can she be willing to let her be wronged? "I've been listening to you for a long time. I still don't know what happened. Who will tell me?" Li Er took the daughter from Empress Changsun and hugged her in his arms naturally, before asking. "Father, today I'm going to play with Sister Changle..." Before anyone else could speak, the youngest son spoke directly. The language organization ability of 3-year-old children is not very strong. After a while, I said that I saw delicious food at my sister's house, but unfortunately I was too full, so I only ate a sweet candy wrapped in a stick. After a while, he said that Lin Yuan was very interesting, what did he see on the road. Li Er didn't feel annoyed, he just listened patiently with a smile all the time. "Later, we went to the zoo and saw elephants..." Perhaps it is because the impression is so deep that the description of the little devil here is much more coherent. After all, Li Er was the emperor who was killed out of thousands of troops, and he was merciless when killing brothers and brothers, and his psychological quality was extremely strong.

0...asking for flowers... Even if he heard from his younger son that the elephant was frightened and his younger son was in danger, Li Er didn't change his face. Since the daughter is lying in his arms well, it means that there is no danger later. At the same time, Li Er was also thinking in his heart, how the younger son escaped such a critical moment. Then his curiosity was satisfied. "You said that Su Li hugged the elephant's leg and threw the elephant into the pool?" With a smile on his face, Li Er stared straight at his daughter. "Yes, yes, father, the elephant is so big and so heavy, the master-in-law flicked his hand, and the elephant flew out." While talking, the youngest son stretched out his small arms and gestured to the size of the elephant. Li Er couldn't help shaking his head and laughing. 0 Said that Su Li saved the youngest son, Li Er believed it. But Su Li throws elephants? what a joke! The elephant raised by Lin Yuan is Li Er's own guard of honor, and he has seen it many times. The size of those elephants is several circles larger than ordinary wild elephants, and they can be called giant elephants. Any one of them weighs four to five thousand catties. Even if the overlord of Chu is reborn, he may be powerless to shake such a giant elephant. Not to mention, when the elephant lifts up and steps down, the experience is much bigger. How could it be possible to block the giant elephant's trampling and throw it out by relying on physical strength alone? After much deliberation, Li Er felt that there was only one explanation. Fearing that it was a critical moment, the youngest son was frightened, so his eyes were dazzled. Or, these things were simply made up by the younger son himself. After all, it is not uncommon for people to have hallucinations in critical moments. Su Li throwing elephants? Do you really think he is Sakyamuni Muni? Thinking of this, Li Er shook his head and laughed. "Throwing an elephant, how can this be something that humans can do!"

After all, he is a three-year-old child. Li Er does not believe what his youngest son said. Although the child did not intend to lie, the child's language organization ability is effective and the ability to express is limited. Therefore, if the child says something, even if he did not intentionally lie. They are often confused, because in the eyes of children, they still can't tell the difference between their imagination and reality. Hearing this, the youngest son became anxious immediately, and said loudly: "Father, the youngest son never lies, everything I say is true! If you don't believe me, you can ask them."

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