No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 64 - 64 How I Met Your Mother

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Who Taught Him To Restore The Country Like This?

... In September 1815, Ron, the king of the extinct Lah Kingdom, announced the restoration of his country in the Grey Mist Territory of the Emerald Kingdom. Three days later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction. ... In January 1816, Ron, the honorary teacher of the White Demon Academy, announced the restoration of his country in the Magic City. A week later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction. ... In July 1816, Ron, the strongest cadre of the Demon King's Army, announced the restoration of his country in the Demon King's City. A month later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction. ... In February 1817, Ron, the bishop of the Holy Grace Church, announced the restoration of his country in the City of God's Coming... ... "Restore your country, you mb, who taught you to restore your country this way?" the crowd roared.

Ongoing
Haikyuu : Champions Journey

(This book has no threshold for reading) It is an anime fanfiction, but the original narrative, the game is 99% realistic, and those who like sports articles and watching games can read it. "The volleyball hasn't landed yet, and the game hasn't ended yet!" A height that overlooks all living things, a speed as fast as the wind, a force as powerful as thunder, a strong psychological quality, and a ball IQ that controls the overall situation. I have all of these, so I should be the champion! —— Ushijima Wakari, Kiryu Hachi, Sakusaya Seiomi, Koutarou Koutarou... These national-level aces all regard the same person as the strongest enemy. Oikawa Toru, Miya Yu, Kageyama Tobio, Izuna Palm, Kozume Grin... These most unique setters all have a great interest in the same person. Kaedehara Taichi, starting from Aoba Johsai, became the world's strongest ace.

Ongoing
Longevity Thunder Ancestor

Thunder roars in the heavens, the path to immortality boundless. This is the story of Ning Fa, a time traveler who rises from humble beginnings to become the Thunder Ancestor of the Immortal Realm. ... Reborn as a human, Ning Fa is the son of a family of immortal cultivators. Fortunately, he possesses a Thunder Spiritual Root, but unfortunately, his root is incomplete. Fortunately, Ning Fa obtains a mysterious scroll that allows him to trace his incomplete Thunder Spiritual Root back to its source, transforming it into the legendary [Great Five Elements Thunder Body], enabling him to unleash the Five Elements' divine thunder. The ultimate gold thunder [Genjin Tribulation Thunder], the ultimate wood thunder [Evil-Repelling Thunder], the ultimate water thunder [Guishui Yin Thunder], the ultimate fire thunder [Binghuo Yang Thunder], and the ultimate earth thunder [Wutu Ming Thunder]—these Five Elements' divine thunders annihilate all demons and monsters. Witness Ning Fa's valiant efforts as he battles the leaders of both righteousness and demonic forces, becoming the legendary Thunder Ancestor and ascending to the pinnacle of the immortal realm!

Ongoing
Honghuang: With A Supernatural Comprehension, He Became A Disciple Of The Stone Skin Goddess

Han Jue woke up and traveled to the White Bone Cave in Skull Mountain. He became the third boy under the tutelage of Niangniang Shiji. Han Jue just felt that it was going to be spicy. Niangniang Shiji is one of the most unlucky people in the prehistoric world. First, the boy Biyun was shot to death by a bow and arrow, and then the boy Caiyun was beaten to death. Niangniang Shiji came to ask for an explanation, but was burned to death by Taiyi Zhenren using the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Hood. Just when the future seemed bleak, he awakened and gained enlightenment. [You swallowed the essence of the sun and the moon, and suddenly realized the great supernatural power "Taotie Devouring Heaven Method"] [You observed the supernatural jade pendant, comprehended the killing rules of gold, and suddenly realized the "Genjin Collapse Technique"] [You listened to the lecture of Master Tongtian and realized the great supernatural power "Shangqing Zhushi Sword"] Han Jue secretly made up his mind: "I want to change my fate, starting from stability...

Ongoing
Celestial Bloodline

On a peaceful planet filled with magic and power, Kyle's life was lazy and ordinary, but little did he know, he possessed something extraordinary. He lived his life with his family like any other lazy human, or so he thought, unaware that everything happens for a reason.However, everything changed when he turned sixteen. His older brothers, who were fed up with his laziness, came up with a ridiculous plan to teach him a lesson. They asked him to take the entrance test for one of the biggest academies. They thought this would knock some sense into their lazy brother.Kyle was stunned, but because of their coordinated planning, he reluctantly agreed with a hint of resignation."I don't think I'll pass the test anyway. So, trying it for the experience isn't a big deal.""The only problem is, I can't guarantee that all my body parts will stay intact until the end of the entrance test."But to Kyle's shock, he passed the test without even lifting a finger!Still, he was convinced that he would eventually be kicked out of the Academy due to his lack of strength. But the moment he set foot in the Academy, he discovered something incredible about himself.He was special and nature's favorite.

Ongoing
Who taught you how to control animals like this.

Su Ping, who traveled to the world of beast control, awakened the All Souls Catalog. As long as he cultivated more similar beasts, the higher the level of the catalog he collected, the better the rewards he would get. Su Ping: Okay, okay, this is how you play, right? Are you a strong Dread Wolf?I will directly end the endless wolf pack and beast tide! Is your Bone King very tough?Look at my undead natural disaster? You control the Mecha Gundam?I wonder if Deus Ex Machina can withstand the mechanical storm? You're an insect-catching boy, right?Follow the Zerg invasion! All the beast masters: OK, OK, let’s play like this! Who taught you how to control beasts like this? ! ! Keywords of the novel: Who taught you how to control beasts without pop-ups, who taught you how to control beasts like this, txt full set download, who taught you how to control beasts like this, read the latest chapters

Ongoing
God-tier Farm

At a low point in his life, Xia Ruofei discovered that a scroll that was passed down in his family had a hidden secret: it contained its own independent world.In the space, there was a spiritual pond that enhanced the growth of plants. There were mysterious spiritual flowers that could cure illnesses. Time in the independent world flowed at a pace ten times that of the outside world. Everything he planted there was of supreme grade and grew at a rapid pace. Everything he raised gained sentience.From that day forth, Xia Ruofei began a different, brilliant life of planting succulent plants and vegetables, raising animals and flirting with beauties.

Ongoing
Infinite Mana In The Apocalypse

Blessed with unlimited mana, Noah travels the worlds and sees rampant corruption and injustice.Have you seen countless icebergs fall asunder?Have you watched a dragon despair?Follow one man as he overturns the order of the worlds...Author' note: This is a story of fantasy and fiction, events or names used have no relation to the real world.

Ongoing
Dimensional Descent

The Third Dimension is collapsing. The Fourth Dimension is descending.First it seemed that only technology would evolve, but who knew the world itself could too? It wasn’t as simple as climate change or tectonic movement. No, the fundamental laws of physics that governed everything were changing.Leonel was fairly lucky. His family was decently well off, his father loved him enough to brew vomit inducing nutrient rich smoothies every morning, and this was both the day of the National Championship and his 521st confession to his dream girl, Aina. As his father always said, nothing was more important than respect and persistence.Unfortunately, everything changed that night. At the after party of ages, the world reached a saturation point and an apocalypse descended.Abilities awakened. Sub-Dimensional Zones opened. Invalids rampaged through the Earth like a virus...Those who could evolve would have a slim chance for survival. Those who couldn’t would die.This novel will be a unique spin on the dungeon/system genre. Dungeons won't be dungeons and the system won't be a system... Take a look to find out what I maen :)

Ongoing
My Cells Upgraded

Chu He traveled to a parallel world and encountered a supernatural recovery. In this world of ghosts and ghosts, Chu He's cells were upgraded.[The number of cells upgraded reaches 100, fused into flame cells, gaining the power to control flames][The number of flame cells reached 100, and they were fused into Mingyan cells, gaining the power to control Mingyan][The number of Mingyan cells reached one hundred, fused into Tianyan cells, gaining the power to control all fires]There are also strange power cells, divine power cells, sonic cells, light speed cells, time cells, space cells... Chu He: When all the cells in my body are upgraded, everything will crawl under my feet, and I will be the only god in this world!PS: Cool writing is not cruel, please support the new book period!

Ongoing
Soaring the Heavens

A striking man of mysterious origin and peerless talent, he looks back at the world, in all its entirety, with utter disdain. And yet, in the treacherous and unpredictable ultimate formation of the Boundless Secular World, he guards a breathtaking ancient qin with broken strings, waiting silently for the destined one to arrive!A boy encounters him, and knows for the first time that the world beneath the Heavens is a fickle place. Not even demons, devils, ghosts and monsters can match the frivolity of human nature!A slender physique, and jade-like beauty, but the sword that strikes between heaven and earth is not unlike a streaming rainbow!The vastness of the starry sky, the seven emotions and six desires! Greed, anger and ignorance! The teachings of Buddha will grant you boundless strength!A sea of blood will come, at the cost of all mortal beings full of honest hope!The ghosts wail as the gods roar, but the sea of blood has no end!Where, pray tell, is the path I should take?Since there is no path, no matter how bitter and bloody the sea, even if my boat is made out of bones, I will soar to the heavens above!

Ongoing
I Became A Virtuous Wife and Loving Mother in another Cultivation World

After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body…What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is…Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved…He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.”

Chapter 64 - 64 How I Met Your Mother

After a full ten minutes of horn investigation Kat was getting a bit bored. Which was rare for someone like her who could find the joy in relaxing just about anywhere and understood the meaning of patience extremely well. This was however getting stretched nearly too its limit with Callisto. She hadn't said anything or done anything new in the past 5 minutes. Callisto would carefully tap a spot on Kat's horns wait for anything to happen and then repeat the process.

"Um Kallisto? Don't you have anything better to do?" asked Kat

"Nope" said Callisto continuing her ongoing investigation of Kat's horns.

Kat was stunned. She hadn't expected someone to just outright admit they didn't have anything better to be doing then poking her with a stick to see what happened. *Is she serious? How could she possibly be learning anything new about my horns after the first hundred taps?*

"Would you perhaps like to do something else?" asked Kat

"That's two questions in a row" said Callisto "But I guess I'll answer anyway. Your body is extremely fascinating. It seems to break the laws of this universe, or at least I suspect it does. And I can't help but wonder what purpose each piece serves. Actually I guess I will ask my question, is there anything else you got when you became a demon?"

"Yes" said Kat *Two can play at the stupid answer game if you really want Callisto.*

"I suppose I deserve that one. Well go ahead then, I surrender myself to your questioning" said Callisto who, contrary to the statement she was surrendering, was in fact still investigating Kat's horns, though she moved on from minor taping to running her hand along the edges.

*What do I even ask? I hadn't really prepared questions unlike Callisto seems to have. Is there really anything I want to know about her? I mean, I guess it's actually a matter of which questions not to ask. The room already brings up several but I want to know more about her as a person if possible.*

"Please tell me the story of how you and Vivian met" asked Kat

"Well, before I answer that I'd like clarification. Do you want to know how I met Vivian or how Vivian met me?" said Callisto

"Is there a difference?" asked Kat

"Why of course there is. I knew of Vivian's existence long before she ever knew of mine. I'm not sure which you'd prefer but they are both interesting enough tales to tell. Both with Vivian in the staring role of course" said Callisto

"Well, let's go with whichever one happened first then" said Kat

"Excellent let me set the scene" said Callisto running over to grab the chair for her computer desk she wheeled it behind Kat to let her sit down. Spinning the chair around once Callisto jumped back and began.

"So, for the first story we will have to be how I met Vivian. As I said I knew of her existence before mine, which I thought would imply it happened first? But anyway I'm already getting distracted by minor inconsistencies.

"It was a day of moderate temperature. Perhaps some would say it was too cold, but an equal number would say it was too hot. Of course none of this mattered truly because the school had air conditioning running. It was the first class after lunch, and it was woodwork. Vivian and I were the only women who actually chose to take it. I already knew how to cook and sew so I thought I'd do something useful with my time.

"Vivian on the other hand just seemed to think it would be more fun than anything else, or at least that's what she tells me. It was the second week of term and already she was causing problems. We were younger than, fresh out of primary school so people were starting to get to that awkward teenage phase.

"I actually quite safe in the woodworking class, I didn't look as immaculate as I do now. Back then I had horrible acne and tried to wear a nice scarf to cover it up. Of course I know now I just looked like the lunatic who wore a scarf to school everyday but that's in the past. Anyway, that coupled with my underdeveloped build and the fact I was sick the first two weeks meant that nobody had really noticed I was a girl.

"This meant that to the rest of the class Vivian was the only female present. The only one that shouldn't have been there in the eyes of most the class. Luckily the teacher didn't count among those numbers, but it was the start of term and they hadn't had to confront any students to directly yet, so everyone was trying to toe the line.

"The issue came when we were instructed to mess around a little with the carving tools and make something to show our parents. We were recommended to keep it simple, like carving our names into something or if we were feeling really adventurous to try and carve a scene into a block of wood.

"Now Vivian, Vivian took this as a challenge, so when the wood slab was provided for us instead of carving something minor like a normal person, she went into a flurry of movement, shaving bits and pieces of wood here and there. It was at this moment I'd stopped working on my own project just to watch her. The speed and accuracy that she managed to carve was astounding to my young self and even thinking back on it I doubt I could match the energy she displayed after learning woodworking and practicing it as part of my job.

"Of course before long I wasn't the only one watching Vivian carve, eventually it was a class wide event. Everyone had pretty much given up on completing there own work on time if it meant watching the spectacle Vivian had created.

"Quite some time passed. Even the teacher was enthralled with her. It wasn't until Vivian finally stopped moving did the spell finally break. Now at the time I didn't know how long it had been, I only later found out we'd watched her carve this thing for over half an hour. After a minute of silence the teacher finally asked 'Vivian, what did you make' and she replied with that big bright smile on her face I'm sure you already know 'I made the world's greatest toothpick because I have lunch stuck in my teeth'

"You could hear a pin drop in that room. Here was this kid that we'd just watched carve up a storm with a passion and fire that nobody would argue was fake. And it had all been for a toothpick. Yelling and cussing rang out throughout the classroom. The kids accused her of being a show off, most of them said stuff along the lines of 'this is why girls can't do woodwork' and other such nonsense. Even the teacher looked quite irritated with her, but then he seemed to catch something out of the corner of his eye and he slammed his hand down on the desk

"He said 'Enough class. I said to make something simple, and Vivian seems to be the only person who even tried. Look at you all. You just spent the last half hour watching a girls first attempt at woodworking without trying anything yourselves and instead of congratulating her on being the first to finish something, you scream at her. Not only is what she made complete, it is also functional and useful. I'd give her full marks if I was grading this assessment now sit down and think about what you've done'

"Now I wasn't harassing her like the others. As much as I wish to say I was trying to defend her that would be a lie on my behalf. But no, I was sure she'd made something better, and when I saw that strange look pass over the teachers face I knew the others had all missed something. So I stared at her hands trying to figure out what she'd done, when I saw it. Vivian had carved a beautiful flower. The only problem of course was that it was carved into the desk and not the block of wood she'd been provided which she'd actually knocked off the desk when she went to grab her tools.

"I don't think anybody ever noticed that carving, and I also learnt the desks in the woodwork room are made from spare timber and easily replaced so as to avoid accidents not quite like this one. When I noticed the flower missing the second time, we had class I was actually a little devastated. It was such an amazing work, I was upset at the idea it had been destroyed. Yet I was the fool, the teacher knew that it was special, because if you looked closely, the front of the teacher's desk had been modified. It now had the carving of a flower slotted into the front with the edges trimmed well so as to look like a continuous piece of wood.

"No one else ever commented on the flower the teachers desk now held. I like to think they noticed, but I'm not sure they really did. It really was an amazing sight. It wasn't the best-looking flower you'd ever seen. The technique was sloppy, the edges weren't carved symmetrically, heck there where chips in the edges in a number of places as well. But that didn't matter to me, or clearly the teacher.. We had seen the passion that led to it's creation and it was breathtaking to behold.

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device