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Chapter 31: Farting like thunder, Luo 3 is the master of fart jumping

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Chapter 31: Farting like thunder, Luo 3 is the master of fart jumping

Chapter 31 Farting like thunder, Luo Sanpao is a master of farts Su Mu narrowed his eyes when he heard Tang San's words. This kid's reaction is not right. Tang San saw that Su Mu didn't react. The anger in my heart could no longer be suppressed. He is the God King, when has he ever been ignored like this? Thinking of this, Tang San decided to teach Su Mu a lesson. This person shouldn't be there. "Su Mu, in that case." "Then don't blame me."

As he spoke, Tang San assumed an attacking stance. When Su Mu saw this scene, a hint of disdain appeared in his eyes. Tang San moved his body and kicked Su Mu in the face. Seeing that Su Mu had no reaction, he smiled in his heart. Just a kid who just awakened his martial spirit. Even if my innate martial spirit is better than my current self, what’s the use? Do you know the fighting skills? Tang San's kick was approaching, and Su Mu raised a hand. He grabbed Tang San's ankle and stood up. Lifted Tang San up. Feeling the force coming from his ankle, Tang San was shocked. How is this possible? How can he be so strong? Just when Tang San wanted to use the force to kick Su Mu with the foot that was not controlled. Su Mu directly gave Tang San a big windmill. After turning around twice, it threw Tang San out directly. Originally, Tang San wanted to make some adjustments in the air and land safely. As a result, Tang San discovered that the force was a bit too strong. He couldn't make adjustments. "Boom." With a bang, Tang San fell heavily to the ground. Su Mu saw this scene and clapped his hands.

I didn't want to continue chasing. Who knows if Tang Hao is hiding in some corner and spying. Just after Su Mu turned around. Tang San, who was lying on the ground, slowly got up. Looking at Su Mu's back. A hint of ruthlessness flashed in Tang San's eyes. He slowly raised his right hand and aimed at Su Mu. General outline of Xuantian Baolu: Once you are sure that your opponent is an enemy and has a way to kill him, do not show mercy, otherwise it will only add to your own troubles. go to hell. As Tang San made up his mind, he fired the silent sleeve arrow. Three short arrows shot towards Su Mu's back. Originally Su Mu had some concerns. However, after hearing the voice behind him, Su Mu became angry. As long as Tang Hao arrives, Golden Crocodile Douluo's speed will not be slower than Tang Hao. Su Mu turned around, and his right hand turned into a dragon claw, covered with black dragon scales. He raised his hand and easily grabbed the three short arrows. Seeing this scene, Tang San's pupils shrank slightly. How can this be. Even if he absorbed the first soul ring, he would not be able to detect the existence of the silent sleeve arrow. Before Tang San could react. Su Mu raised his hand and threw a short arrow towards him. Before Tang San could dodge, an arrow pierced his thigh. See Su Mu raise his hand again. Tang San summoned his martial spirit, the Blue Silver Hammer. A white soul ring emerged from under his feet. As Su Mu threw out a short arrow for the second time. The white spirit ring under Tang San's feet lit up. The originally blue blue-silver hammer turned iron gray.

Tang San raised the Blue Silver Hammer, which he had used his first spirit skill, and blocked it in front of himself. "Crack!" After the sound of an eggshell cracking. The originally gray blue-silver hammer was directly broken into a hole. A short arrow pierced through Tang San's shoulder and nailed to the ground. "Su Mu." "You forced me to do this." Tang San looked at Su Mu fiercely. Hearing this, Su Mu's heart was shocked. Could it be that Tang San has some other tricks that he doesn't know about? "stop!" Just then, Yu Xiaogang came over with a part-time student. He quickly ran to Tang San's side. Check Tang San's injuries. "What a cruel method." "You actually hurt my student like this." Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San's shoulder and thigh which were still bleeding. He turned his head and looked at Su Mu fiercely. When he saw Su Mu's face clearly. There was a look of resentment in his eyes. "It's you!" Su Mu looked at the man in front of him with a crew cut and some bruises on his face. He frowned. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that Yu Xiaogang's face deserved a beating. "I haven't settled the score with you last time." "This time, you bullied me, Yu Xiaogang, again." "Do you think I, Yu Xiaogang, am easy to bully?" Yu Xiaogang looked at Su Mu. Two soul rings, yellow and yellow, appeared under his feet, and a purple-skinned pig appeared with them. Luo Sanpao looked at Su Mu, baring his teeth with a ferocious look.

"Boy, I won't be careless this time!" "Farting is like thunder - the sky is broken and the earth is split by three bombs." The first ring under Yu Xiaogang's feet flashed. Luo San ran towards Su Mu. But this time Luo Sanpao did not run very close like last time. But when he was still some distance away from Su Mu. He jumped into the air and turned his butt towards Su Mu. He didn't even notice that Gu Yuena was standing next to Su Mu. Su Mu looked here. I couldn't help but complain in my heart. This purple ass is just like looking at Yu Xiaogang’s face. So disgusting. As Luo Sanpao's stomach swelled. A smile appeared on Yu Xiaogang's face. His eyes were playful. Luo Sanpao, looking at Yu Xiaogang's smile, also revealed an anthropomorphic smile on his fat face. Su Mu saw that the time was almost right. He flew up and kicked Luo Sanpao on the butt. Luo Sanpao originally had his butt facing Su Mu. The buttocks turned towards Tang San and Yu Xiao's anus. After Su Mu landed, Luo Sanpao looked at Su Mu with confusion in his eyes. Suddenly, a look of panic appeared on Luo Sanpao's fat face. A familiar voice came from behind. "Three guns, hold on!" Luo Sanpao turned his head stiffly, trying to look at Yu Xiaogang. But its view was blocked by its big purple belly. Without waiting for Yu Xiaogang to shut up. "Boom!" Accompanied by a roar, a yellow light shield was suddenly released, covering Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.

A foul odor wafted away. The working students who were originally watching around. They all ran away. The yellow light dissipated. Tang San and Yu Xiaogang both lay on the ground. Passed out. In Yu Xiaogang's mouth and on their clothes. A faint yellow scent continued to float out. Su Mu pinched his nose. With the other hand, he kept fanning his nose to drive away the stench. Gu Yuena quickly ran to close the doors and windows of the dormitory. After all this commotion, it was time for class. Although Su Mu's purpose of coming here was not to attend classes. But he still pretended and took Gu Yuena away from the dormitory. Mainly because it stinks here. After the two left. There are several part-time students who know Tang San. Try to wake them up. But he didn't get close to the two of them. Several working students couldn't help but vomit. There was a smart one who held his breath. Looking at his companions who were vomited on, he showed a smug expression. After walking up to the two of them, he shook her little anus. I found that I couldn't wake him up. At this time, he couldn't hold it in any longer. "Old. Ugh~~~" "Ugh~~" After finally stopping the nausea, the part-time student quickly ran away from Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.

There was fear in his eyes. After everyone leaves. A black figure appeared here. After taking a few steps forward, the man frowned. The man suppressed his nausea. He walked quickly to Tang San's side and picked him up. The man inadvertently glanced at the pile of substances on Yu Xiaogang's body. "Ugh~~" (End of this chapter)

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