Chapter 30: Men Must Attack "A man's job is to attack. If I don't attack, won't my spear get rusty?" Sun Cheng clinked glasses with Chen Qingrong and said shamelessly. Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes and complained, "Aren't you afraid that if you attack too many times when you are young, your spear will no longer be sharp when you are old?" Sun Cheng shook his head. "When I was young, I attacked to death. Now that I can't use it anymore, it's my retribution. Karma is cyclical, and retribution is inevitable. I'm very open-minded about it." "Tsk, our three views are not the same." "It's not that our values are inconsistent, it's that you are too old-fashioned." Sun Cheng shook his head again and said earnestly, "Remember, Lao Chen, women are like bicycles. There are expensive ones and cheap ones. But no matter whether they are expensive or cheap, you buy a bicycle to pedal it, right? You can't just keep it at home as a worship, right?" "When you can pedal, stand up and pedal hard. When you are old and can't pedal anymore, use a wheelchair. At least you showed off when you were young. How cool is that?" Chen Qingrong pouted, "Are you trying to persuade me to eat meat again?" "Yes." Sun Cheng patted his shoulder. "Come on, you are already at the age of a great magician. Do you really plan to be Chu Nan for the rest of your life?" Chen Qingrong blushed, "I am very cautious about relationships. If I can't be responsible for a girl and can't give her a home, I, I still can't accept being so casual."
Sun Cheng sighed, "Alas, people like you are the pure love warriors of the previous version and the turtle men of this version. Come on, buddy, the versions have evolved so much, but you are still stagnant? Why don't you buy a chastity pants and wear them?" "If you think it's too difficult to find a partner, I have other ways to help you solve it." Chen Qingrong's face changed. "You're not going to ask me to find that kind of woman, are you? That's even worse. I have a mysophobia." Sun Cheng said angrily, "What are you thinking? How could I recommend you to find that kind of woman? I mean you can rent a girlfriend to experience it first." "Can I still rent a girlfriend?" "Of course. There are a lot of them on Xianyu now, and they are all college students. It costs about 100 or 200 yuan to rent them for a day. They can go shopping, date, and watch movies with you. If you behave well, you might even get a chance to see through them." "What's the difference between that and finding that kind of woman?" Chen Qingrong rolled his eyes and refused decisively, "No, no, you better stop trying to persuade me, I won't listen." "Besides, didn't you come to me tonight to complain? Why did you bring me to the point?" "I'm not bitter, I'm just a little depressed." Sun Cheng leaned his head on Chen Qingrong's shoulder, took a sip of wine, and continued, "In fact, I've also come into contact with women like Yang Bingbing. They were all very cold at first, but once they were won over, it was such a contrast, wow." "It's better if she's a little cold to me. This will arouse my desire to challenge more." Chen Qingrong said with a straight face, "I still say the same thing, don't go too far. After all, she is a friend of our director, and she is an innocent girl. If you can avoid causing trouble for her, then don't do it." "Innocent? Hahaha." Sun Cheng hugged his shoulders and couldn't help laughing, "Entertainment, a woman in the entertainment industry, you tell me she is innocent?" "Maybe she was innocent before entering the entertainment industry, but after entering the entertainment industry, few people can remain innocent. You don't know the entertainment industry. It's full of rotten people. There is not a single good person." "Reality is so messy, so I like my 2D wives." "But have you ever thought that every popular female character is not just liked by you. If other male fans also like your 2D wife, isn't that the same as cheating on you?" "Not really." Chen Qingrong smiled and shook his head. "It's not like I really want to spend my whole life with my 2D wife. If someone likes her, then they like her. What does this have to do with being cuckolded?" Sun Cheng sneered, "Haha, I heard that there are some mold-making services now. Aren't you afraid that some perverts will make a mold of your favorite 2D wife?" Chen Qingrong's smile froze instantly. "Just imagine that your 2D wife, whom you worship as a saint, is just a holy grail in the hands of others. When others use it, they will say all kinds of unpleasant things. You..."
“Stop talking.” Chen Qingrong punched him with a dark face, cursing, “Fuck! I can see that you are not feeling well, so you want to drag me down with you, right? Bastard, get out of my house. My house is too small to accommodate a bastard like you.” “Hahaha, your defense is broken, your defense is broken.” "Get out of here!" …… That night, Sun Cheng and Chen Qingrong drank until after two in the morning. Because he drank too much and it was too late, Chen Qingrong was worried about him going home alone, so he let him sleep at his home. After all, they are good brothers. Although he cursed and wished that he would be hit by a car to death, if he was really hit by a car to death, Chen Qingrong would inevitably feel sad. There are people who keep shouting about wanting to have a banquet, but when the banquet really starts, how many of them can still eat? Chen Qingrong opened his eyes drowsily, then touched a hairy leg, and he woke up instantly with fright. When he turned around, he saw that Sun Cheng was not only hugging him but also had one leg on his leg. Chen Qingrong, "..." "Damn calcium!" Chen Qingrong cursed and pushed Sun Cheng to the ground. thump! "Oh my god, Lao Chen, do you want to kill me by throwing me down?" Sun Cheng complained, rubbing his butt. He was having a sweet dream, but it was all ruined by Chen Qingrong. Give me back my beautiful dreams, you bastard! Chen Qingrong sat up and scolded angrily, "Who told you to sleep with me in your arms, you bastard? Okay, I should get up and go to work. If you still want to sleep, go ahead. Just remember to close the door when you leave later." "what time is it now?" "My alarm hasn't woken me up yet. I guess it's not even 7:30 yet. Let me check." He took out his cell phone and looked at it, and was stunned. "It's ten o'clock! Shit, it's ten o'clock in the morning!" Chen Qingrong jumped off the bed and opened WeChat with trembling hands. Xiao Yuan, "Brother Chen, why didn't you come to work today?" Xiao Yuan, "Brother Chen, wuwuwu, I'm dead. If you don't come, who will help me with the report?" Xiao Yuan, "Brother Chen, what's wrong with you?" Gao Qiang, "Mr. Chen, you asked for leave again today? Are you sick?" Tang Xiaoru, "Where are you? Why didn't you tell me in advance that you wanted to take a leave? Did you have too much fun at the concert?" The previous news was okay, but when Chen Qingrong saw the news about Tang Xiaoru, he was completely shocked. "My performance is ruined now!" Chen Qingrong wailed. Sun Cheng quickly suggested, "Don't worry, you can explain to your director that you were robbed last night and just ran away from the old mountain den. What do you think of this reason?" (End of this chapter)