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Football: I Made Cristiano Ronaldo Throw Up
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Football: I Made Cristiano Ronaldo Throw Up

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Author: Lan Ling Xiao Xiao Sheng
The World Cup is in full swing. A so-called “chosen wage-earner” rides his electric scooter through the cold wind, delivering food while still thinking about the match. But fate intervenes—an accident strikes. It’s unlucky to be in a crash… but lucky enough that when he wakes up, he’s lying on the pitch of the World Cup! Cristiano Ronaldo: “Matthew, what kind of pass was that? Why did it end up hitting my head?” Messi: “I never expected that every move I’d never managed to unlock could be broken down by him one by one.” Neymar: “They say my football is like dancing, but this kid… jumps and moves without a shred of mercy!” Mbappé: “If heaven made me, Mbappé, how could it also make Matthew?” … The protagonist is reborn as a substitute player with ordinary talent, but begins a stunning counterattack on the World Cup stage. Who says this is the twilight of the gods? I’ll make the sun rise again from the west! Who says Cristiano Ronaldo is finished? I’ll make him lift the World Cup trophy!
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The World Cup is in full swing. A so-called “chosen wage-earner” rides his electric scooter through the cold wind, delivering food while still thinking about the match. But fate intervenes—an accident strikes. It’s unlucky to be in a crash… but lucky enough that when he wakes up, he’s lying on the pitch of the World Cup! Cristiano Ronaldo: “Matthew, what kind of pass was that? Why did it end up hitting my head?” Messi: “I never expected that every move I’d never managed to unlock could be broken down by him one by one.” Neymar: “They say my football is like dancing, but this kid… jumps and moves without a shred of mercy!” Mbappé: “If heaven made me, Mbappé, how could it also make Matthew?” … The protagonist is reborn as a substitute player with ordinary talent, but begins a stunning counterattack on the World Cup stage. Who says this is the twilight of the gods? I’ll make the sun rise again from the west! Who says Cristiano Ronaldo is finished? I’ll make him lift the World Cup trophy!

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