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God-Tier Crime Solving Chat Group: I’M Really Not A Detective!

God-Tier Crime Solving Chat Group: I’M Really Not A Detective!

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Chapter 1: Report Madou! Crime-solving chat group!

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Chapter 1: Report Madou! Crime-solving chat group!

Chongyang, early morning, the world was filled with frost mist and cold air.

Beijing, Chaoyang District, Shen Family Village!

Ding dong ~

“【China Merchants Bank】 Your account 0427 received RMB 30,000.00 on December 12 at 15:05 (Payer: Chaoyang Public Security Bureau, MaDou Reporting Bonus)”

Shen Ting, who was lying on the bed with an electric blanket, covered by a slightly small warm quilt, holding his charging phone, and leisurely browsing “teacher” ranking videos, saw the message instantly!

He suddenly sat up from the bed!

“It’s done?

I really got the reporting bonus?!”

Shen Ting’s face was full of joy, and he immediately transferred the money to his Yu’e Bao, afraid of losing even a cent of interest.

At the same time, the short video playing in the small window was introducing Su Yutang of MaMou Media.

Shen Ting directly commented in the comment section:

“MaMou Media, everyone, cherish it while you can!

If nothing unexpected happens, it will be shut down today, and the female anchors have all been taken in!”

“Bullshit!”

“What nonsense is the OP talking about?”

“Impossible, they are abroad, the domestic authorities can’t control them!”

“Shut your ma… holy crap, it’s really shut down?!”

Some people hadn't even finished typing their words when they were shocked to find themselves proven wrong.

MaMou Media was actually busted!

Chaoyang Public Security had just released a blue-background, black-text case report on their official Douyin account:

“On December 4, 2024, our bureau received a report from ‘Chongyang Enthusiastic Citizen’ and successfully busted a yellow video filming gang named ‘MaMou Media’.

This criminal gang was involved in crimes such as filming, spreading, prostitution, and naked chat of obscene videos.

The amount involved exceeded tens of millions!

Currently, 36 people have been criminally detained, and over a thousand obscene videos have been seized and all destroyed.

Hereby, the Chaoyang Public Security Bureau thanks the ‘Chongyang Enthusiastic Citizen’ for the report, and the bonus has been successfully disbursed!”

“Oh no, it’s gone, my happiness is gone!”

“Su Chang, my Changchang, you said we’d be together forever, how did you end up in there?”

“Mengmeng, my Mengmeng, I even dreamed of playing cards with you last night!

(ʘ ̥ ∧ ʘ ̥)!”

“Yutang ~ Yutang ~ ~ Without you, how can I live!

Chongyang Enthusiastic Citizen, you killer, give me back my Yutang ~ ~”

“(ó ﹏ ò 。) Damn it!

Over a thousand videos were destroyed, that’s over a thousand videos, one a day, enough to study for three full years!”

… …

Many people in the comment section were wailing, but more people applauded:

“Yellow poison, poisoning teenagers, Chaoyang Public Security, well done!”

“Chongyang Citizen, awesome~~~”

“I didn’t expect that MaDou was actually hidden in Chongyang.

It hasn’t been discovered for so many years, so it must be very well hidden. How did the reporter find it?”

“The reporter wouldn’t be an inside person, would they 乀 !”

“I feel that the reporter is not simple, probably has some special ability, not an ordinary person!”

… …

“This system function is indeed powerful!”

Shen Ting, the instigator, ignored the online commotion and lay back in bed, but his face was full of excitement.

Half a year ago, he was still a suspense novel author, but he accidentally transmigrated into this world, into the body of a delivery rider also named Shen Ting.

Yesterday was the original body’s twentieth birthday, and the system was successfully activated.

However, it was a Detective System!

The Newbie Gift Pack rewarded 【Data Sharing】, 【Photographic Memory】, 【Case Solving Group】, and ten skill points!

The Case Solving Group had not finished loading, so Shen Ting immediately tried 【Data Sharing】, which is the function to obtain surveillance, case files, and other data at any time.

When the system was activated yesterday!

He happened to deliver dozens of takeouts to the downstairs of a building.

The one who opened the unit door was a beautiful young lady!

Shen Ting immediately felt that something was wrong with this unit building—

There was a faint unpleasant sound coming from the building!

And the smell of Chinese pistache floated into his nose!

The key was that the young lady who took the takeout also looked familiar.

But wearing clothes, she was a bit unrecognizable!

Shen Ting directly used 【Data Sharing】 to obtain the surveillance data inside the unit building.

He was shocked to find that the entire unit building was actually a den of iniquity!

It turned out to be the base of the famous media company, MaDou!

In every room, learning materials were being filmed, and he basically recognized all the female protagonists.

After Shen Ting watched and learned from each one, he immediately reported them.

What he didn’t expect was that Chaoyang Public Security was so efficient, and the bonus was even more generous.

“This data sharing is very useful!

I wonder how the chat group is?”

Just then, a prompt sound rang out:

【Chat Group loaded successfully!】

On Shen Ting’s phone, an app called “Case Solving” appeared.

“Chef Hannibal, joined the group chat!”

“Educator Jigsaw, joined the group chat!”

“Forensic Doctor Qin Ming, joined the group chat!”

“Hacker Kiko, joined the group chat!”

“Tang Detective Qin Feng, joined the group chat!”

“Tang Ren, joined the group chat!”

“White Night Detective Guan Hongfeng, joined the group chat!”

The chat interface flashed seven times in a row before stopping.

At the same time!

On Shen Ting’s interface, there was also a “Group Leader Exclusive” window flashing:

【Newbie Mission Released: Within two days, solve the National Highway 245 Skull Crushing Case!

Case Summary: Around 4:30 AM today, a truck was driving on 245 National Highway when the driver felt the tire run over an object.

He got out to check and was horrified to find a woman’s head crushed by the tire…

Mission Basic Reward: Eight skill points!】

Below the mission, there were various criminal investigation skills—

Criminal Profiling!

Forensic Medicine Anthropology!

Ballistics Analysis!

Criminal Investigation Sketching!

Entomology Investigation…

As a suspense novel author, Shen Ting was very envious of all these skills.

Even any criminal investigation expert would go crazy for them.

In his previous life, he had read a lot of information about related skills, but he hadn’t even mastered the basics.

And now, he could exchange them with just skill points!

But Shen Ting currently only had the ten skill points rewarded by the Newbie Gift Pack.

It was even tight to exchange for one skill!

Ding dong ~ ~ Ding dong ~ ~ Ding dong ~ ~

At this moment!

The number of messages in the Case Solving Group was rapidly increasing.

Kiko: “(`へ´)

What kind of crappy software is this? It appeared on my phone by itself.

This hacker can’t even uninstall it?”

Qin Feng: “Interesting… interesting!

The group name is ‘Case Solving’, does that… does that mean we’re supposed to solve cases together?”

Tang Ren: “Case Solving Group?

Wahahaha, I, the number one detective in Chinatown, am the most suitable for this group~~

Let this detective lead you to solve cases easily~~”

Qin Ming, Guan Hongfeng, Hannibal, and Jigsaw were all relatively cautious.

They also tried to uninstall the software, but they all failed.

They could only silently lurk and collect information.

And Tang Ren and the other two frantically @ Shen Ting:

“You… you are the Group Leader?”

“Group Leader, come out and say something~~”

“Exactly, how can you forcibly add people to a group and then not say anything.

╮( ̄ ⊿  ̄)╭!”

Shen Ting organized his words.

Group Leader: “You all guessed correctly!

This group is to gather all your strengths to solve cases together.

Of course, you won’t be working for free.

After the case is solved, there will be generous rewards!

Such as medicines for stuttering and nyctophobia, hacker technology, recipes, and mechanisms and traps, etc.!

You definitely won’t be disappointed!”

Shen Ting’s grand promise definitely hit the mark for all seven people!

The seven people in front of the screen instantly perked up, seemingly eager to solve the case.

Guan Hongfeng, who had not spoken, quickly typed:

“Since it’s about solving cases, is there a case now?”

Shen Ting directly said:

“Use 【Data Sharing】 to obtain the detailed case file of the National Highway 245 Skull Crushing Case!

Upload all the data to the Detective Group!”

【Shared successfully!】

Group Leader: “The case files are in the folder, you can download and view them!”

Shen Ting also clicked on a dashcam video from the truck involved in the case.

“Whoosh~~~”

Amidst the sound of driving, the headlights illuminated the dark asphalt road in the deep night with a wide range of dim yellow light.

Soon, at the end of the light, a watermelon-sized object appeared.

It wasn’t very clear, but vaguely, one could see black and red, weed-like things entangled on its surface.

The truck driver, perhaps too tired or not paying attention, did not brake or slow down at all, and the truck rapidly approached the object.

The vehicle involved was a 7.7-meter flatbed truck, with a load capacity plus its own weight, totaling 25 tons.

The scene of such a weight pressing on a human head can be imagined!

A crisp “smack” sound came from the video.

Shen Ting’s temples also twitched…

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