Chapter 81 What’s so straight?Are you straight?Where are you straight?
"Let me tell you, this is what Mr. Liang asked for. Doesn't he only have his son in his heart? Now it's better. He has completely squeezed out his truly filial daughter. Not only does he have no food, but no one will wipe his butt when he poops! "
Zhang Jiefang felt very sorry for Liang Yingfeng and spoke in extremely unpleasant words. She was obviously thinking of her parents' obvious support and preference for other brothers and sisters, "Look at this, I estimate that he will have to send his son to a nursing home in two weeks at most." , get slapped by the caregiver!"
Jiang He, who was walking at the front, looked back at the angry Zhang Jiefang. He was about to persuade her to calm down, but she bumped into someone at the corner of the stairs. She quickly turned around to apologize, only to realize that the person was actually Gu Xia.
Gu Xia's face was wet with cold water. It was obvious that he had just washed his face. The original delicate makeup was completely gone at the moment, replaced by a look of righteousness comparable to Jing Ke's assassination of Qin. Apart from anything else, at least he looked It doesn't feel oily anymore.
"Why haven't you left yet?" Jiang He blurted out. As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that his words were a bit offensive.
"I...I just came out to take a breath and buy you some food."
Fortunately, Gu Xia was too busy playing the tough-talking dead duck to pay much attention to these details.
He was afraid that Jiang He would continue to "pursue", so he quickly lifted up the two large bags in his hands and tried to distract Jiang He. The result was great. The rich aroma of the freshly fried chicken conquered him in just a moment. Jiang He was so greedy that her mouth watered.
Ever since she fell ill last year, Jiang Xiaoping, who had cared for her for more than [-] years, suddenly started "refined breeding". Raw, cold, greasy, spicy, and exciting food were all removed from the menu. Even when making a hot pot at home, she could only cook it with her grandma. Together we eat the bottom of a pot of chicken soup with Codonopsis pilosula, which focuses on keeping healthy and tonic. The occasional can of cold beer is considered "extra-legal favor", and the quota is only one can a week.
"I bought McDonald's, okay? Or if you want to eat something else, I'll buy it."
"Don't bother, just... let's do it." Jiang He sipped his saliva and spoke perfunctorily, but his eyes had already straightened. Jiang Xiaoping snapped her fingers in front of her face in a funny way, "As for that, let me give you a few dollars." Are you so hungry for fried chicken?"
"I really haven't eaten for a long time!" Jiang He told the truth. She loves all kinds of fried food, especially fried chicken and crispy pork. She used to eat it every week, but now it's been almost half a year. She is stunned. Take a bite! She rubbed her hands at her mother to please her, looking like a well-behaved daughter that was rare even when she was a child. Seeing this, Jiang Xiaoping's heart softened into a marshmallow, but her face remained rigid.
"'Don't talk about dose, just talk about toxicity, that's all hooliganism', really! The doctor said the same thing, right? I will never eat more, I just eat..."
Jiang He tentatively stretched out his right hand with fingers spread out, and found that Jiang Xiaoping had her arms folded and her face was tense. He immediately curled his thumb back into his palm, and then curled back his index finger. As a result, Jiang Xiaoping's expression did not loosen at all. Jiang He He pursed his lips and reluctantly put down his middle finger.
"Mom, we really can't take any more!" Jiang Xiaoping's "cold and ruthless" made Jiang He "collapse" in an instant. He immediately hugged his mother and started howling, with the main song "It's thundering but not raining". Naturally, Jiang Xiaoping couldn't hold back any longer. .
"Are you ashamed? How old are you, and you are cheating just to get a bite of fried chicken? Let your Aunt Jiefang and Boss Gu watch the fun here."
"I won't charge them for their tickets!" Jiang Heli said confidently.
"Hehehe... Jiang He's words are interesting sometimes." Zhang Jiefang made her laugh again, but Gu Xia was obviously a little shocked.
This was the first time he had seen Jiang He like this. In his impression, Jiang He was a perfect "adult" who was glamorous and could find no faults. He never thought that she had such a cute childish side.
"'Food and sex are the nature of food, and people have great desires.' People can't bear it. Even if they reach 80, they should do the same thing!" Jiang He said arrogantly, and ordinary people are not that good at all.
"Okay, okay, let you eat! But let's agree first, that's all we'll eat."
Jiang Xiaoping gestured with two fingers at Jiang He, and Jiang He grabbed it, smiling so hard that his molars were almost visible, "I'll listen to you!"
Jiang He pretended to say that she didn't want to go too far. The other three people knew that she was actually afraid that the fried chicken would not taste good when it got cold, so they simply followed her instructions and sat down directly on the benches next to the public fitness area in the community. Began to eat.
Jiang He didn't even glance at the burgers and fries. He went straight to the fried chicken. A chicken leg entered his mouth, and the whole bone was pulled out in the next second.
In less than 1 minute, a serving of spicy chicken wings was completely destroyed. Just when Jiang He was about to continue his attack on the spicy chicken wings, Jiang Xiaoping thrust a corn cup and an Angus beef burger into her hand.
"You already have two pieces, you still want to eat? You still need to eat more high-quality protein and dietary fiber."
"I said two servings!" "I didn't say both bites are good."
After Jiang Xiaoping said that, she grabbed the box of McChicken and started to eat it. Jiang He looked at her mother sadly and bit into the burger as if to vent his anger.
After a while, Gu Xia across from her suddenly kicked her toes lightly. Jiang He stuffed a spoonful of corn into his mouth and looked over listlessly.
"Do you want to eat?" Gu Xia shook the chicken nuggets dipped in sauce at her and mouthed.
Jiang He's eyes lit up immediately, and while she nodded quickly, she glanced at her mother nervously.
While Jiang Xiaoping was talking to Zhang Jiefang, she took the chicken nuggets away from Gu Xia's hand with lightning speed.
Her teeth inadvertently grazed Gu Xia's fingertips. Although there was a layer of disposable gloves between them, Gu Xia's heart suddenly contracted with excitement, and then beat rapidly, pumping out a large amount of blood.
His whole body was suddenly filled with the great joy of being approached by the person he liked and feeding the small animals. It was like a balloon filled with helium. It was so beautiful that he wanted to float up, so Gu Xia quickly took another piece.
Just when Jiang He was about to repeat his old trick, Jiang Xiaoping, who was looking down at her phone, suddenly spoke slowly.
"...That's it, think me stupid! Boss Gu, do you know what happened to Jiang He? Just give it to her, she is still recovering from the surgery!"
"Jiang He is still recovering? I...I'm sorry, I thought she was...already fine."
"It was fine, but my mother was trying to scare you!"
Jiang He comforted the guilt-ridden Gu Xia nonchalantly, but his eyes were still fixed on the last piece of fried chicken. Just as she was about to take action, Gu Xia quickly stuffed it into her mouth and laughed at her, "... Gone."
Gu Xia was the fastest to finish eating among the others. He first tidied up the garbage. After they finished eating, he took out disinfectant wipes from his pocket and distributed them one by one. Finally, he took out one and used it for three minutes. One of them had a travel-sized hand cream and asked Jiang He and the other three if they wanted to put some on it.
After Zhang Jiefang knew Gu Xia's age, she treated him as a junior. Seeing how considerate and considerate he was, she couldn't help but compare him with her son who didn't help him when the oil bottle was poured. Naturally, he became more and more mature. The more you watch, the more you like it.
"Boss Gu is so attentive. She is more refined than a girl. Do you pay special attention to your image in this business?"
"I'm just okay." It's not that Gu Xia was perfunctory with Zhang Jiefang. Compared with those Internet celebrities who can take out a complete set of cosmetics and put on a full makeup at any time, he is at an "okay" level.
He stuffed the hand cream back into his pocket, took out a lipstick and started applying it.
Jiang Xiaoping's originally raised eyebrows now wanted to fly out of her eyebrows. She bit the straw and looked at Jiang He thoughtfully. She secretly stretched out her left index finger and bent it twice quickly.
While Jiang He was sniffing the woody-scented hand cream, he looked at Gu Xia up and down calmly. Although he had chased him with great fanfare before, nothing was certain these days, and he might "flow" at some point. Got up.
She really didn't know what to say, but Gu Xia suddenly spoke and directly determined the "meaning", "Aunt Xiaoping, I am straight, but you are too stereotyped!"
Gu Xia's tone remained calm and natural, but his ears were already red with embarrassment. He also had dental floss and mouthwash in his pocket, otherwise he would worry that it would be unsightly to pick his teeth with a grin in front of Jiang He. He would have Just took it out.
"...Ahem!" Jiang Xiaoping was unprepared and choked hard on the coke, and she immediately coughed into a super-sized shrimp.
Jiang He hurriedly handed her mother a stack of tissues, biting the tender meat in her mouth and struggling to hold back laughter. Zhang Jiefang, who was completely confused about the situation, looked at Gu Xia, whose neck was also red, with confusion on her face, "What's straight? Are you straight? Where are you straight?"
(End of this chapter)