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Hanman: Enai Aunt, Please Take Care Of Me!

Hanman: Enai Aunt, Please Take Care Of Me!

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Chapter 21: What's The Difference Between That And Shitting On The Street?

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Chapter 21: What's The Difference Between That And Shitting On The Street?

[Ding... Congratulations to the host, you have completed the yellow side mission - a promise of grace] [Task Reward: MMA Mixed Martial Arts + Bajiquan + Jiu-Jitsu. 】 . The cold drink shop next to the Aijia Convenience Store. Jiang Xiu hugged Lin Kemeng, and the two of them attracted everyone's attention as soon as they entered the cold drink shop. "My God, what a beautiful little loli." "It's so cute, such a small beauty, it will be amazing when it grows up!" "That guy is so handsome!" A handsome guy with a loli. There was a lot of discussion in the dessert shop where there were many women.

Lin Kemeng pursed her lips, her oval face was just showing lines, she was more than cute, just... don't speak. "Honey, can I have a glass of coconut milk?" boom. A thunderbolt struck everyone's heads... The store manager and the surrounding customers looked at the two of them with wide mouths. Although Kemeng's voice is not loud, everyone's attention is on them. Everyone heard it for a while, and all kinds of eyes cast their eyes, some were surprised, some were puzzled, some were bewildered... Those eyes, I wish I could kill him. Jiang Xiu supported the forehead. People almost disappeared. "Ahem, child's words are wuji, children's words are wuji..." I ordered a cup of coconut milk and found a seat by the window. Jiang Xiu earnestly said: "Cute, let's play a game, shall we? You call me husband when you're at home, and big brother when you're outside, okay?" no way. In her little head melon. Still can't tell the relationship between 'husband' and 'friend'. Just purely because of his good feelings for Jiang Xiu, he gave him the best title. Lin Kemeng shook her head. "I don't think so. Am I not as beautiful as my mother? Although I'm not fierce enough and my PP is not good enough, I can do the same things my mother can do. I don't ask much. You only need to accompany her every week. I'll be fine once." Just finished. There were a few popping sounds from the cold drink shop.

Three black lines appeared on Jiang Xiu's head, he turned his head and smiled awkwardly. The same stares all around, what's the difference between shitting on the street....? nb. It's too nb. I just shut up. →_→ The two of them stayed in the cold drink shop until 9:30 in the evening, and they waited until the shop closed before seeing Sister En Hui. During the period, there were five or six waves of young people looking for photos with Lin Kemeng and Jiang Xiu, they were so cute. But the usual point. Lin Kemeng went to bed early. Now he has no choice but to climb on Jiang Xiu's shoulders, his eyes are dull, and he is still holding the Cuckoo Chicken that Jiang Xiu bought for him. "Big brother, why hasn't mom picked me up..." Jiang Xiu shook his head. Sister Enhui is too incompetent to be a mother. "Mom is busy, will you go home with big brother later?" "All right..." Just finished. Lin Kemeng closed her eyes and fell asleep. Nearly 12 o'clock in the evening. Jiang Xiu walked into the convenience store with his arms in his arms. Xia Xia was about to make a sample and close the store, without raising his head, he said, "Sorry, sir, I have already made a sample today, please..." "Hush..." Jiang Xiu hurriedly made a silent gesture, for fear of waking Lin Kemeng. Xia Xia raised her head, looked at Jiang Xiu in surprise, and whispered, "Ah? No... Sister Enhui hasn't come to pick up Kemeng yet?" Helplessly, Jiang Xiu shook his head. Xia Xia was also a little surprised: "Can I help you call Sister En Hui?" Ding dong. is talking. Jiang Xiu's Line rang, and it was a message from Sister En Hui. "Jiang Xiu, I'm so sorry, the matter is not over yet, can you take Kemeng back first?"

go back? where? Xia Xia is going to close the shop. Jiang Xiu pulled out his slightly numb right arm and clasped the phone with one hand: "Shall I take Kemeng back to my apartment?" half an hour. The information is coming. "Okay, I'll go to the apartment to pick up Kemeng when I'm done." Jiang Xiu had no choice but to change into a comfortable position, bid farewell to Xia Xia, and went back with Kemeng on his back. along the way. Kemeng slept soundly, and the snot bubbled one after another. The little hands grabbed the collar and refused to let go. Following Sister Enhui, she didn't have enough sense of security, so she learned to pretend and protect herself when she was young, and she longed for father's love in her heart. Jiang Xiu is a bit strange. He'd never heard of Enhui's sister getting married or... having a relationship? Even in the store, there are no extra men around her. This caused Xia Xia to think that there was something wrong with Enhui's X orientation. So, cute... where did it come from? Maybe it's the child of sister Enhui and her ex-husband? Slap. Kemeng's cuckoo...the chicken fell to the ground. Jiang Xiu shook his head and bent down to pick it up. The moonlight stretched the figures of the two for a long time, and the Qingtan apartment arrived soon. On the 17th floor, the elevator doors opened. Jiang Xiu held Kemeng in one hand, unlocked it with his fingerprint in the other hand, opened the door, and put Kemeng on the bed for a moment, finally heaved a sigh of relief and shook his sore arms. "It's quite heavy..." After carrying Kemeng all the way, Jiang Xiu was sweating profusely, "I don't care, I don't know when Sister Enhui will pick up Kemeng." After taking a shower. When I came out of the bathroom, it was already 12 o'clock in the evening, and there was not a single message on the phone. Jiang Xiu rubbed his wet hair and turned his head.

Seeing Lin Kemeng's sleeping posture, she was cute and playful, and laughed unconsciously, found a brand new blanket from the closet, and gently put it on Kemeng's belly. Back to the living room. Open the refrigerator and take out a can of Feizhai Happy Water. "Hiss...ha, cool~" Sit back on the sofa and turn on the computer. Since he commented on Enai Aunt's post on the key couple forum last time, he has been busy logging in. Jiang Xiu felt that it was necessary for him to complete this purple task before his ability test. First get the admission letter from the first university. Enter a URL. "." The interface jumps, and a line of prompts appears. [Welcome back, professional plumber, you have not logged in for 3 days, and there are 12 private messages in the background! 】 Whoa...good guy. Next to the profile picture of Jiang Xiu's account, there was a small red dot. Click to open. Just as he guessed, it was all messages from Aunt Enai. 23:12 Cutie Peninsula: "Who are you?" 23:24 Cutie Peninsula: "How do you know Jiang Xiu?" 23:33 Cutie Peninsula: "???" 07:10 Cutie Peninsula: "Speak." 08:30 Cutie Peninsula: "...Hey, you are so rude!" 09:11 Little cutie from the Peninsula: "Is peeping other people's privacy very powerful? A trumpet that has been registered for less than seven days is boring!" 22:45 Peninsula cutie: "Crazy ." 00:20 Cutie Peninsula: "I just have one question, do you know me in real life?" Jiang Xiu hugged his chest and smiled. Enai Aunt is like an elk in a hunter's trap. Panic. Diving in the forum, occasionally sharing life, but unexpectedly being punctured by someone's fantasies about her best friend's son. Tut tut.

Curiosity is like a seed, once planted, it will take root sooner or later. What Jiang Xiu has to do is to water the seed constantly. Thinking of this, Jiang Xiu clicked on [Peninsula Little Cutie]'s avatar, and sure enough... she's online! ... Happy reading every day during Spring Festival in the Year of the Rabbit! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons! Immediate recharge (activity period: January 21st to February 5th)

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