“Can you bring me along when you make money in the stock market?” Fairy Sister leaned her face closer, winking and asking, as who wouldn't like an opportunity to easily earn money.
“You're the financier; I couldn't not bring you even if I wanted to!” They were familiar enough that there was nothing to hide, and besides, she was providing the capital.
There was a good opportunity recently, but Chen Hao couldn't get an 'in', so the Little Girl needed to personally step in.
He told the Little Girl about it, and she immediately agreed. Just by helping out for a bit, she could earn so much?
“I'll ask my mom about it. I'll put up the money, and we'll split the profits, how about that?”
“Deal!” Chen Hao couldn't do this business without Fairy Sister. He was just providing information and getting a share of the money for free, which was a huge profit.
“Then I'll play around for a while longer, and when you open your company, I'll come work for you again,” the Little Girl pleaded for shelter once more.
“Alright, alright, when the time comes, we'll open a company together, and you'll be a partner.” This girl knew his secret, so forget about signing a contract; he had to bring her along. Just based on the fact that she could discuss future information with Chen Hao, she deserved to be a partner.
“Uncle, you're so handsome, you get more handsome the more I look at you.” Chen Hao was willing to bring her along, and the Little Girl beamed, starting to flirt again.
“So I'm not handsome if I don't bring you along?” Chen Hao gave her a disdainful look. She was so worldly, not at all like a fairy.
“Handsome! You're handsome no matter what. Uncle, can you tell me again about the movies I'll star in later? I didn't pay much attention before.”
Previously, Chen Hao had listed all of Fairy Sister's future works for her. It wasn't that she hadn't paid attention, but rather that she didn't quite believe what Chen Hao said. Who could flop in 19 consecutive works? It was too outrageous.
Chen Hao smiled at the corner of his mouth: “Do you believe what I say now?”
“I've always believed you, alright? Otherwise, I wouldn't have resisted my mom's pressure and invested all the money in 'wanted'. I just want to listen carefully one more time to see how much my mom is going to screw me over.”
When Chen Hao had listed her works back then, he had said her eye for choosing films was terrible. But the girl stubbornly insisted that film selection was the agent's business, so it must be her mother's poor judgment and had nothing to do with her.
Even an outsider like Chen Hao wanted to cry foul for Liu Ma. Even a biological mother would replace someone after more than 10 consecutive flop films, right? So it could only be her own terrible eye for choosing films that kept her picking bad ones.
However, since the Little Girl was letting her mom take the blame, Chen Hao didn't expose her. After all, the Little Girl still wanted some face.
“You really want to hear it again?” Chen Hao was excited; his occupational disease had flared up, and his desire to complain was strong.
When he was previously residing in the Little Girl's body, living under someone else's roof, he was relatively polite when listing things. But now that he had his own body, she shouldn't blame him for resuming his identity as the leader of the anti-fans.
“Yes!” The Little Girl was very stubborn.
“Alright, let's start with your next movie. I previously said that because you didn't sign with Huayi Brothers and snatched the female lead role in 'the forbidden kingdom', they blacklisted you.”
“After you were blacklisted by Huayi Brothers, you couldn't get any roles in mainland China and could only develop in the Hong Kong and Taiwan entertainment circles. But at that time, the Hong Kong and Taiwan circles were already in decline, while the mainland was developing better and better. Actors, directors, and others with some ambition all wanted to develop in the mainland.”
“When you went to the Hong Kong circle at that time, netizens described it as somewhat similar to joining the Nationalist Army in 1949. By the way, do you understand the meme about joining the Nationalist Army in '49?”
The Little Girl was speechless: “I'm not illiterate. The Nationalist Army retreated to Taiwan in '49, and New China was founded. Who doesn't know that?”
Chen Hao pretended to be very surprised: “Oh, you, an American, also care about modern Chinese history?”
The Little Girl giggled: “Uncle, I've moved my nationality back to China.”
Now it was Chen Hao's turn to be surprised: “Your mother would agree?”
The Little Girl tilted her head, asking curiously: “Why wouldn't my mom agree? I make my own decisions. Besides, you said that China's development would be the best in the future. I'd be stupid to keep my American nationality.”
Chen Hao was a bit surprised. Although he was an anti-fan, he only criticized this girl's acting skills and had no opinion on her nationality issue. Because she was taken to America by her mother when she was little, and she was so young then, what could she do?
So he didn't persuade her to change her nationality, he just complained about the chaos in America in the future and praised the prosperity of China, and this girl solved the nationality problem herself. In the future, the haters will have one less major point of attack.
Seeing Chen Hao still in a daze, she urged: “Continue with the works, what's next?”
Chen Hao came back to his senses. Since the Little Girl wanted to be abused, he wouldn't be polite and directly transformed into a sharp-tongued Make complaints blogger.
“Your next work is called 'Love in Disguise'. The director is the Taiwan singer Wang Lao Er, who is not only a novice but also an amateur, and the result is predictable.”
“The movie's plot is ridiculously childish, not even as good as a third-rate idol drama. The female lead you play is hit by the male lead's car, but she sits in front of the car playing the guzheng, and there are also five-cent special effects of butterflies flying around. It's truly ridiculous, like ridiculous's mother opening the door for ridiculous; it's ridiculous to the extreme.”
“Is it that funny? My mom is indeed unreliable. If I had seen a script like that, I definitely wouldn't have taken it.” The Little Girl covered her mouth, chuckling, and once again passed the buck.
“You even had a rumored scandal while filming this movie, but it wasn't with the male lead Wang Lao Er, but with the second female lead Zeng Ge.”
“It's that Leo Zeng Ge from Super Girl two months ago. That girl, I don't know if she was really interested in you or just wanted to ride your coattails, she entangled with you for quite a long time, so you were also constantly rumored to be a lesbian…”
The Little Girl stopped smiling now. Being rumored to be transgender and to have had an abortion wasn't enough; now she had to be a lesbian too, right?
Her tender little fists clenched!
Chen Hao ignored the Little Girl's fiery glare and continued to complain: “The remake of 'A Chinese Ghost Story', to be honest, your courage to challenge the classic character Nie Xiaoqian is commendable.”
“Unfortunately, the movie's plot is brain-dead. The Nie Xiaoqian you portray gets into a love triangle, with romantic scenes with both Yan Chixia and Ning Caichen. You fall in love with Ning Caichen because of a piece of candy, but your true love is Yan Chixia; it's simply inexplicable.”
“Moreover, this movie is truly your fault. Your performance was miles behind Joey Wong's. The Nie Xiaoqian you portrayed had enough innocence but lacked charm—no, it wasn't a lack of charm, it was that she had absolutely no charm of a beautiful fox spirit at all, like a husky that became a spirit!”
The Little Girl's face was a bit dark, but Chen Hao ignored her and continued to babble.
“'White Vengeance' is an epic bad movie. The original director was the biased Lu Taijun, but this guy was nicknamed 'Slow Lu'. It had been over a year since filming began, and the roles weren't even finalized. Not a single scene of the plot was shot; he was incredibly slow.”
“Later, the crew temporarily changed directors, but they brought in a Hong Konger who didn't understand history to direct. That idiot director liked to use 'flying saucer hats' for helmets no matter what historical drama he filmed. He never bothered with costume design, props, or makeup, which were all out of place. He made the Chu-Han Contention look like a Hong Kong suspense film…”
