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Chapter 9: Dress like a human during the cutscenes

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Chapter 9: Dress like a human during the cutscenes

While Xiaolin was dealing with Wiz, Sato Kazuma was also dealing with the other two members of the team. "So, Xiaolin wants us to live together, right? That's a great idea, I agree." Darkness nodded in agreement. A big reason why she became an adventurer was to make friends, and living with her companions was something she had been looking forward to for a long time. Meihui even agreed with both hands. "Living together is great! To be honest, I have no money now. Not only do I have to eat grass, but I may have to live in a stable with horses in a while." It was very sad. How did a great magician who can use explosion magic end up like this? If it was other adventurers, they would definitely not understand the reason. But Sato Kazuma knew that the reason was that she only knew explosion magic! So in his eyes, Huihui was so poor that she had to live in a stable, and she was not worthy of sympathy at all!

After dealing with the two of them, Sato Kazuma looked at the mentally retarded goddess again. "Hey, Aqua, do you have anything to say? Although your opinion is irrelevant." It's not a tsundere speech, but to make her opinion clear. Aqua is the kind of person who will suddenly regret it even if the final result is good if she doesn't communicate with her, so in order to avoid her making a fuss later, it's better to ask first. Aqua didn't respond. She sat there quietly, lowered her head and thought, her eyebrows slightly wrinkled, as if she was thinking about something profound, exuding a quiet and gentle aura, very much like a goddess. Sato Kazuma was stunned. → This water goddess is not Aqua at all! When the two met for the first time, he was deceived by her goddess appearance. "Hey, Aqua..." "I know!" Aqua suddenly slammed the table and stood up, scaring the three people. Then, with shining eyes, she said to Sato Kazuma: "The reason why I sleepwalk in the middle of the night is because Kobayashi's ring has my divine power! The ring containing high-quality water-attributed divine power is the reason why I hug him in my arms in the middle of the night!" "You are still entangled in that matter." Sato Kazuma rubbed his forehead in distress and said helplessly: "We are talking about the house now, can we talk about this later..." "Wait a minute! I am very interested in what Aqua said!" Meihui suddenly approached Aqua. Darkness also came up with red cheeks and said in a hurried tone: "Yesterday, last night, you and Kobayashi hugged, hugged, hugged... hugged together?! Why, what did you do afterwards, are you that kind of relationship?! And you three live together, what happened last night, explain it quickly!" For some reason, the two of them were also very interested.

Aqua, who had a poor brain capacity, was very proud of the results of her reasoning, and just wanted to show off to others. "Actually last night..." "Actually Aqua was sleepwalking last night! Right, Goddess?!" Sato Kazuma pressed Aqua's mouth and warned her with a fierce look not to say anything. "Mmmmm..." Aqua was speechless. Now they were talking about the team living together, but a breast murder happened last night. In addition, Aqua always liked to blame others for her mistakes, which might make Darkness and Huihui distrust him and Kobayashi senior, thus causing the proposal of living together to fail. How could the first mission given to him by the team leader fail like this! ! ! He firmly did not allow it! However, Sato Kazuma did not realize that not letting Aqua speak out would make it easier for people to misunderstand. "Is it really sleepwalking?" Huihui's eyes were full of doubts: "Could it be that you two did something tricky last night?" "It was really sleepwalking!" Sato Kazuma was not lying at all, because he was telling the truth. Darkness panted and held his hands tightly: "I believe you! Sleepwalking at night, is this a daily activity of the team?! Very good, really good! I want to join too, no, please let me join!" Hiss—— "It hurts! It hurts so much!" → Sato Kazuma screamed in pain and wailed: "It's sleepwalking, I said it's really sleepwalking, it's not what you think~!" Several people were making a fuss in the corner, but at some point, the noisy guild suddenly became silent. Sato Kazuma had such an experience. When he was still in school, the students in the classroom whispered in groups of three or two, and the whole classroom was like a low-decibel vegetable market with noisy voices. But in that moment, the classroom suddenly became silent, and the students shut up together. And this situation is most likely because the class teacher has come, or someone who attracts attention has appeared. Click! Click! Click! Click! The sound of iron colliding with iron continued to come, and at the door at the end of the guild corridor, a strange-shaped iron can appeared. There was an iron barrel with two holes, a scarf like rags, a heavy armor on the upper body, a pair of leather pants on the lower body, and a pair of long boots full of nails on the feet.

In addition, there was a longbow behind the back, a long sword in the left hand, a short dagger at the waist, and a hidden weapon at the knee... It looked weird no matter how you looked at it. "Everyone, I've been waiting for a long time." A muffled voice came from the iron barrel. Sato Kazuma and others looked at each other. "Who? Your acquaintance?" "I don't know, I don't know him." Everyone shook their heads to show that they didn't recognize it. "It's me!" Iron Can took off his helmet, revealing a handsome face. "Is it Kobayashi (senior)?!" X4 The person who came was Kobayashi. Darkness was very excited: "Is this some kind of shameful play?! I want it too!" "No, you misunderstood, it's not a play." Kobayashi shook his head to deny it. Sato Kazuma also asked: "Kobayashi senior, why are you dressed like this?!" "Actually, I prepared these equipment a long time ago, but I have been a lone ranger before, and now I have the opportunity to wear them." Kobayashi introduced them to everyone with great enthusiasm. "Don't look at them like this, they are actually very powerful. For example, the helmet can not only effectively prevent cold arrows, hidden weapons and other attacks, but also has a magic circle engraved inside that can resist mental attacks to a certain extent; There are scarves that can improve magic recovery, armor that can form a protective shield, and boots that can even walk freely on vertical walls. And there are more..." The more he talked, the more excited he became. His fanatical look was very much like an internet-addicted teenager who couldn't stop showing off to others after getting super equipment in the game. Sato Kazuma could understand it, but this outfit was too weird. "Don't you think it's too conspicuous, Senior Kobayashi?" "What are you afraid of? I don't care at all!" Kobayashi said proudly: "I am a loyal Monster Hunter player!" Monster Hunter players never look at whether the costumes are handsome, but always focus on practicality and values. Strong is really strong, and ugly is really ugly.

This has caused a phenomenon that the characters in the game are weird and don't look like people at all. Besides, Xiaolin is a tough guy who can walk on the street with a smelly giant frog on his back, so he naturally doesn't care about other people's eyes. He doesn't care, but some people do. "Xiaolin Senior, you will easily be mistaken for the Demon King's Army and be attacked by others!" "How is that possible? I am a human." "But you don't dress like one at all!" In the game, there is often a saying "Please dress like a human in the cutscenes." Because the face-pinching and clothing are incompatible with the game environment, there will be funny scenes in the cutscenes that make people laugh and cry. "Am I more like the Demon King's Army?" "You can say that." "But they are really great equipment." "At least they should be worn together!" After all, reality is not a game, and wearing strange clothes may really be misunderstood. "How could this be..." Xiaolin was hit hard, and Sato Kazuma didn't say anything, and gently patted Xiaolin on the shoulder to comfort him. It turns out that Xiaolin Senior is also a problem child.

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