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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again Author:zz Lu Book introduction: listen If you don't want to be bullied by girls, you must follow the following points First of all, study hard and stop flirting with the girls. Secondly, the kind of personality that can greatly increase the favorability of women by saying "old idiot" as soon as you open your mouth is not allowed. Finally, try to avoid contact with women. Especially, the kind of girl who looks particularly beautiful "Well, if you do everything, you still can't avoid being stabbed."

Tada Qingyou paused, and the hand holding the wolfberry tea trembled slightly. There was a sense of sympathy in his eyes, and the 30-meter-long sword on his neck was particularly conspicuous. "Then just do as I did and wish you the best." Volume 1 I am a young man, Yunhua is full of Chapter 24 After rebirths, he is still a teenager [Reminder: The task of not being chopped by a hatchet within a month has been completed] ... 【Please claim the reward】 ... [Reminder: The task of not being chopped by a hatchet within half a year has been completed] ... 【Please claim the reward】 ... A cold and dry electronic sound rang in his mind. Tadoda Kiyoyu looked at himself in the mirror silently. His facial features were as fair and delicate as ever. Compared to a year ago when he was reborn, his pair of dark eyes were exceptionally clear and bright, like a black gemstone shining faintly at the bottom of a pool, which was particularly attractive. His gaze paused for a few seconds, and he gradually realized that something was wrong. "System, why are you getting more and more handsome? Where is the pill that you promised me to make you uglier?" [Host, from our subjective point of view, you have indeed become uglier. ] The system explained, its tone still cold, [In the data published by our intelligent technology, the higher the appearance of humans, the uglier they are.]

"us..." Tada Kiyoyu was silent for a moment, and suddenly had a bad feeling, "The data publication chart you mentioned, do you mean the aesthetics of your system?" [Replying to the host, theoretically speaking, this is indeed the case] “…” The corner of his eye twitched slightly, and the bad premonition in his heart grew stronger. "System, open the personal attribute panel." Taking a deep breath, he slowly issued the command. As soon as the words fell, a character panel full of technology appeared before his eyes. Name: Tada Kiyoyu Sex: Male Age: 16 Stamina: 56 Charisma: 80 Skills already possessed: Level 1 military boxing, expressionless face, ten hours of focused study Current title: Stunning at first sight (permanent) Title attributes: Improve your temperament, the pine trees are as green as emerald green, and Lang Yan is unique All females' first impression of the host +5 favorability Tada Kiyoyu fell silent again. When he saw the extra title and the 20-point increase in his charm value, he knew that he had been tricked by the system. "My presence as an ordinary person has disappeared, and my appearance has improved. Do you know that this means the possibility of me being killed by a hatchet has increased?!" Tada Kiyoyu's face was ashen, and he was burning with anger in his chest. [As the possibilities increase, the difficulty also increases, which makes the challenge more exciting~] "I stimulate your mother!!!" I have a curse hidden in my heart, but I don’t know whether I should say it or not. It took me half a year of hard work to lower my charm value so much, but now, not only has it been restored, but it has also reached a new height. This is simply one cow and ten bulls, so awesome. [Host, don't panic. The problem is huge. There's no point in panicking.] Tada Kiyoyu: “….” The cold electronic sound of the system sounded in my mind slowly, [Although the problem is serious, it is not irreversible. From another perspective, although the host's appearance has improved, because of completing the task, the opportunity to obtain the ultimate task reward has been opened. ]

"The ultimate mission reward?" [Yes, it is the permanent right to use the Dragon Eyes that you have always dreamed of. ] Hearing these words, Tada Kiyohisa's originally lifeless eyes suddenly lit up. "Is this true?" 【really】 As the name suggests, the dragon eyes, after the user wears them, will not only reduce his or her own charm value by 50 points, but also make his or her presence weaker than that of a passerby. Even if it is a very good friend or a relative who has lived together for many years, it will be difficult for them to notice your presence unless they pay close attention. Thinking of the various benefits of this artifact, Tada Kiyoyu clenched his fists and rekindled his motivation. "With this, I don't have to worry about being hacked by women for no reason." By then, truly leisurely and happy days of eating and waiting for death will be within your reach. "System, release the ultimate mission." With a wave of his hand, a surge of heroic spirit emerged. After finishing this job, I can go back to the countryside and live a comfortable life. I feel a little excited just thinking about it. [Host, what are you thinking? You haven't even completed the previous small transition tasks, but you want to jump out and challenge the ultimate task directly. Who gave the host the courage, Fish Leong? ] The system's contemptuous sneer sounded, and the cold electronic sound was like a splash of cold water, extinguishing the flames of excitement that had ignited in Tadoda Kiyoyu. "Brother, you've been working with me for so many years, can't you be flexible and give me a back door or something?" The young man rubbed his hands and tried to ask for special treatment. [It's impossible, don't even think about it] The system responded with an even colder tone, mixed with a ruthless attitude that brooked no room for negotiation. Seeing that there was no hope of taking the backdoor, Tada Kiyoshi said helplessly, "If you don't do the ultimate mission directly, and keep completing the transitional tasks with an 80 charm value, the risk is too great. You may be killed by the hatchet." [That is the host's business and has nothing to do with this system] The answer is still so ruthless. The young man sighed softly, feeling very sad at the moment. "Uncle Tong, this is my 25th rebirth. I really don't want to start over again." Recalling the many times he had been hit by a hatchet in the past, Tadoda Kiyoyu's face showed a trace of pain. Everything must be reversed When the advantages in certain aspects exceed the amount that one cannot bear, it will bring about unpredictable disasters. For example, a fatal disaster. Perhaps other people’s memories are colorful and filled with happiness, but his are like the sky before dawn, gray and monotonous. The unchanging bloodiness and unchangeable death ending. Stabbed in the back, poisoned, hit by a car, pushed off a rooftop, chopped off the head with an axe

There were all kinds of strange ways of dying, but without exception, the people who killed him were all girls. "Is it really that difficult to live a complete life?" He muttered to himself, his calm tone hiding an inexplicable sadness and fatigue. [Isn't this all the host's own fault? He has cheated on so many girls. Is it possible for him to turn around and be a good person now? ] A cold mockery sounded in his mind. The boy held his forehead and replied helplessly, "Yes, yes, I know." Looking at my slightly immature self in the mirror, I felt mixed emotions. Why did he reincarnate so many times? It's because he was Tada Kiyohisa, who was once a top scumbag. Sighing slightly, his dark eyes looked forward, mixed with memories He can still remember that year when he was full of vigor and youthful vigor. Relying on good interpersonal relationships, handsome looks and gentle personality, he has ambiguous relationships with many girls. In principle, everyone is welcome to join. So much so that in the end, he had slept with so many girls that he couldn't count them on both hands. The so-called stallion bulldozer is nothing more than this. He is irresponsible, indecisive, weak and lustful. So after that, it was only natural that I was chopped down. Well, it was a fatal blow and the head was cut off. In the few seconds he was still conscious before death, he thought his life had come to an end. However, the most unlikely thing to happen to him miraculously happened. The system appears and life starts over. Shock, confusion, joy, it took a long time to slowly calm down these complex emotions. But after coming to his senses, he did not choose to reform and be a good person, but remained unrepentant and continued to be a scumbag. He is the son of destiny and the popular choice. Starting a harem is his greatest goal in life. As long as we are more steady this time, we will definitely not follow the same old path as in the previous life. Then, with such blind confidence, he failed. On a snowy night in my second year of high school, I was once again In the third life, I was reborn again. I finally had some brains and learned how to trick girls into having sex and then break up with them quickly. But he still couldn't escape the fate of being chopped by a hatchet. In the fourth life, he was honest and restrained his lustful thoughts. He only had one girlfriend, but he still couldn't help but flirted with other girls. Ultimately, I couldn’t survive that snowy night in my second year of high school.

In the fifth life, I was completely honest and stopped flirting with young ladies. I completed the tasks issued by the system while studying seriously. However, he was stabbed to death because he rejected the love confession of his desk mate on a snowy night in his second year of high school. In the sixth life, he became a quiet and lonely person who did not communicate with any girls or talk about romance. However, on a snowy night in the second year of high school, he was chopped in half by an axe because he refused the female teacher.

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