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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 24: Page 24

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Chapter 24: Page 24

The young man frowned, lowered his eyes, and said nothing. Gui Yan Xinmei got up from the sofa and walked towards him with lotus steps. "Do you know how much money your father owes, Tada-kun?" You met her gaze, his clear eyes filled with a hint of confusion, wondering why the other party suddenly asked this. Gui Yanxinmei didn't explain, still smiling, and continued, "To put it simply, even if you sell all your organs on the black market, the money you earn won't be enough to wipe out even a fraction of this huge sum of money." "And the Guiyan Group helped Tada-kun pay off these astronomical sums of money. Logically speaking, it would not be too much for you to be my servant for the rest of your life." Reaching out her fingers and pinching the boy's chin, Gui Yanxin narrowed her beautiful eyes, "But they only asked Tada-kun to take care of their daily life for a year. This kind of favor can be said to be rare." "Miss Gui Yan, what you mean is that I didn't take good care of you and didn't know how to repay my kindness, right?" Qingyou understood what she meant. Simply put, if it weren't for Gui Yan Xinmei's assistance, I would probably have been chased by gangs and wandering around all day.

In the end, it was nothing more than a warning to him that since she helped him pay off his debts and did him a favor, he should serve her obediently and not be a troublemaker. "That's good to know. It's good to understand." Letting go of her hand, Gui Yan gave him a look of praise. "Since you know your responsibilities, Tada-kun should be more obedient in the future." [How do you say obedient? Take off all your clothes and be obedient in bed?] --Shut up!!! A frown flashed across his forehead. This Uncle Tong is really becoming more and more out of touch. "In the coming year, I will be responsible for Miss Gui Yan's food, clothing, housing and transportation. As for the tasks you ask, as long as they do not cross the bottom line, I will complete them with quality." After organizing his words, Qingyou asked calmly, "Is this feasible? Miss Guiyan." "Yeah, that's good." Gui Yanxin curled her lips, "After all, I'm not the type to make trouble. As long as Tada-kun's service attitude is in place, the excellent performance points will naturally be recorded in the little notebook without any error." As she spoke, she placed her slender jade fingers on her chest and, in front of the young man, she probed into the valley between the two peaks without any hesitation. Then, a mini notebook appeared in front of him. "Here, this is it." [Fuck, this hiding method is amazing, as expected of her, she is so willful with big breasts] Not only was the system in his mind exclaiming in amazement, but even Qingyou felt a little speechless. He's a grown man standing right in front of me, and he doesn't know how to avoid suspicion at all? His clothes are so loose that he can easily expose himself. He coughed unnaturally and looked away. "This book is pretty good, small and exquisite." "Of course." Gui Yanxin curled her lips beautifully, walked closer and handed the notebook to the boy. “This is custom made in France, it’s great.” There was a wave of warm touch on the palm of his hand. Perhaps because he had been in a young girl's breasts before, Qingyou actually felt that this mini notebook was a little soft.

Damn, why would I think that? Quickly crush the romantic feeling in your heart and return the little notebook. "It's getting late. I should catch the early bus." He looked at the clock on the wall pretentiously and changed the subject, "The porridge is in the pot, and the side dishes can be taken from the microwave. If it is convenient, put the dishes in the kitchen after eating, and I will come back to clean up in the evening." "Yeah, okay~" She stuffed the notebook back into the turbulent ravine and winked at the boy. "See you tonight, Tada-kun" The large area of ​​white exposed was shaking slightly. [Oh my god, what is it that blinds me? Is it the sun? No, it’s Mount Everest!!] Tada Kiyoyu: ... Yes, I know he is an old pervert with an artistic style as soon as he opens his mouth.

Chapter 23: Meeting Again I caught the early bus and arrived at Luo Yuan Clinic on time. The timing was just right, neither early nor late. After changing into a white coat for work, Kiyoyu Tada leaned against the counter with a book on western medicine in his hand, taking advantage of his free time to review the medical knowledge in it. “Ding-dang~” Hiroo Kimura pushed the door open and walked in. The crisp sound of the doorbell set off a series of pleasant sounds as the glass door opened and closed. He held a piece of paper similar to a list and a stack of banknotes in his hand, then placed them on the counter and slowly pushed them to the boy's side. "Grandpa Guangxiong, what are you doing..." Qingyou asked doubtfully, puzzled by the old man's behavior. What’s going on? It seems like today is not the payday. "Don't think about it, this is your task today." The old man replied, then walked to the counter and sat down, then took out his cell phone and opened a girly dress-up game. "Is this my mission?" Picking up the long piece of paper, it turned out to be a shopping list. "Ah."

With his fingers skillfully tapping on the screen, Kimura Hiroo replied casually, "Buy all the items on the shopping list within one day." "Is the store running low on medicine, so we need to go to the herbalist to buy some to replenish it?" After asking casually, Qingyou lowered his eyes to the list. After seeing the items listed on the note clearly, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Tissue paper, towels, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, toothpaste, vegetables, fruits... “Aren’t these all daily necessities???” "We're running out of these at home, so we need to fill in the gaps. Any questions, Yuuko-chan?" It's just buying some things, why are you so confused and surprised? "That's fine, but we're at work now. You can buy these after get off work." The clear voice revealed helplessness. "Just buy it if you're told to. Why are you wasting time talking?" Putting down the phone, Kimura Hiroo's eyes widened, and he was very unhappy. "Besides, can you work properly in your current state?" The dark circles under the eyes and the tiredness and fatigue on the face are so deep that even a fool can see it. In this situation, it's already pretty good to be able to stand without falling asleep. "I gave you this list just to make you feel more relaxed. Why can't you sort it out, you papaya brain?" Putting the book aside, Qingyou touched his nose and said, "Sorry, Grandpa Guangxiong." "Alright, alright, take these and get out of here. You are not allowed to come back until sunset." He waved his hands, pretending to be impatient. "But what about the store? I'm afraid you'll be too busy." Although Hiroo Kimura is old at heart, he is a little worried because of his advanced age. "Before, I was the only one in the store, so I couldn't take care of it well." Kimura Hiroo showed a confident look, "It's just a short period of time. I can handle it. You can go with peace of mind, Yuuko." "But..." "Ok?" The old man's white beard curled up, as if it was a sign of anger. Qingyou swallowed the words she wanted to say and had no choice but to accept his kindness. "I'm going, Grandpa Guangxiong." ***** *****

"Uncle, give me a set of pancakes." Qingyou is buying breakfast on the crowded market street. "Okay, what flavor do you want?" “Grass Ice Cream Pancakes.” "Wait a moment, it'll be ready soon." Standing beside the snack stand, watching the white smoke rising and the fragrance floating in the air, Qingyou squinted his eyes, feeling very happy. In order to save time in the morning, he hurriedly drank two mouthfuls of porridge to fill his stomach, which was not even one-tenth full. Now that he has plenty of free time given by Grandpa Guangxiong, he naturally wants to reward himself and have a good meal. I will go to the Internet cafe to play some video games later. In the afternoon, I will go to the library to read books and gain knowledge. Then I will buy the items on the list before sunset and go back to Luo Yuan Clinic to report. Nice, perfect and fulfilling plan. Qingyou clenched his fists and the corners of his mouth slightly raised. This kind of life is what he wants. [Ding, daily tasks released] [Help Hanyu Reizuki break free from the entanglement of the gangsters] [Add 50 points of charm if mission failed] [No reward for successful mission] Hmm? It's this Hanyu Reizuki again There was a faint light in his eyes, as if he sensed something, and he turned his sight to see a few bad guys with dyed hair surrounding the thin girl not far away. ——Tsk He clicked his tongue, twisted his wrist and walked towards there. ... "...Can't you tell me your contact information, Miss?" "Come on, play with us." “Very fun, guaranteed to make you comfortable” Three red-haired delinquents with wretched looks surrounded Hanyu Reizuki, behaving frivolously, speaking teasingly, and their narrow eyes were full of lust and obscenity. The girl's face was covered with a large black spot. Although it looked scary and ugly, her figure was excellent. With her fair skin, well-developed breasts and thin, simple clothes, her graceful figure is easily outlined. He has a good figure, looks weak and easy to bully, and doesn't look like he's from a wealthy family. This aroused the attention of several ugly hooligans who are not popular with women. "Why don't we play together? It's exciting and comfortable."

"Can't you give me your contact information? Don't be so stingy, little sister." "Come on, don't be shy..." As they were talking, one of the bad guys suddenly pulled Hanyu Reizuki's wrist and said some obscene things with a smile. The girl's body trembled slightly, she looked helpless, her cherry-colored lips gradually turned pale, and she kept shaking her head and struggling. A few red-haired bad guys continued to tease and tease, and even tried to use force to pull Hanyu Reizuki away. "Come with us, you're bored here alone."

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