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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 8: Page 8

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Chapter 8: Page 8

"That's all for breakfast. I wonder if it suits Miss Guiyan's taste." Holding chopsticks in hand, Qingyou saw Gui Yanxinmei coming out of the bathroom after washing up, and reminded her lightly. "Yeah, that's good enough. It's exactly what I wanted~" "That's good." Qingyou hummed a word with a bland taste, lowered his head, picked up the chopsticks and spoon, and began to eat slowly. Unlike most men, he did not wolf down his food. Instead, he sat upright, slowly picking up food and putting it into his mouth, chewing it carefully. There is a regularity and order in the smooth flow of things, without a single abruptness or weirdness. Very nice looking and attractive. Gui Yanxin's beautiful eyebrows were slightly raised, and a hint of ambiguous arc appeared at the corner of her mouth. With his eyelids lowered and his gaze tilted downward, although the breakfast made by the boy looked very simple, it looked delicious.

The white porridge is clear in color and has full grains. A faint rice fragrance lingers in the nose when you sniff it gently. The fried shrimps are shiny golden yellow. Under the bright golden wrapping, you seem to be able to see the tender white meat through the crispy thin shell. Mm, it looks very appetizing. With a slight smile, she picked up the spoon and took a bite. The texture is soft, the aroma of grain is very strong, and it is light and tasty. ——I didn’t expect that Tada-kun unexpectedly has the potential to become a househusband ............. ten minutes later "It's delicious, Tada-kun is amazing, it makes me feel satisfied both physically and mentally." The tip of her tongue licked her cherry lips, and Gui Yanxinmei began to say some imaginative sentences. ——This lazy guy started to become restless again after dinner. Resisting the urge to complain, Tada-kun said expressionlessly, "As long as you are happy." “I am very happy~” She placed the spoon filled with warm porridge near her lips and blew gently on it. Her plump, rosy lips slightly opened. After the milky, sticky porridge cooled down a little, she swallowed it all in one gulp along the movement of her tongue and throat. She rubbed her belly with her delicate hands, with a satisfied look on her charming and beautiful face, "Now my belly is full of Tada-kun's stuff, and I feel warm all over." [I suspect you are doing something pornographic, but I have no evidence] The system's teasing voice sounded at the right time. ——Can you please not suddenly appear in this situation every time, damn it! There was a black line on Qingyou's forehead. "When you're full, please go to the sofa and watch TV, Miss Guiyan. I have time to clean the table." He took out a tissue to wipe his lips and said to the other party.

"Don't you know that you can't sit for too long after a meal?" With her elbows propped on the table, one hand touching one side of her face, the other slender hand fiddling with her long black hair hanging beside her, she glanced over with her enchanting phoenix eyes and said something quite ambiguous, "You should do a small amount of exercise after a meal, Tada-kun. You should do it for a long time instead of sitting for a long time~" [Fuck, host, this is clearly pornographic. ] ——I don’t know whether she is doing pornographic things or not, but why the hell do you always like to appear in this kind of topic??? Qingyou's eyelids twitched. "Tada-kun, why aren't you talking? Are you secretly thinking about something H?" Well, this lazy guy is acting up again. He glanced at her lightly, then lowered his head and began to clear the table, not wanting to pay any more attention to her. But Gui Yan was not someone who would give up easily. She licked the corner of her lips with her sweet tongue, twisted her slender waist, and slowly moved her soft and fragrant body closer to the boy, and the alluring fragrance rushed towards him. "Tada-kun, actually, as long as you want, the fantasy just now can all become reality~" [Fuck, this is no longer a hint, this is a clear indication, host, this woman wants to have sex with you, move away quickly, stay away from her, otherwise on a snowy night in the second year of high school, she will definitely kill you with a knife.] ——System, calm down, you must calm down, she is just joking, don't panic After all, Qingyou has been reborn so many times. Although he may not have reached the level of a love saint, he at least has a certain understanding when observing women's expressions. Although Gui Yanxinmei always put on an alluring look of being coquettish and ready to be picked, the playfulness and coldness in her eyes never disappeared at all. If he really had the slightest intention of having sex, then he would have fallen into that guy's trap. By then, I'm afraid that before I can even kiss her little face, my limbs will be broken and I will be thrown into the bottom of Tokyo Bay. [Tsk, this woman is so cunning despite her young age, it's really scary.] The system took a breath and spoke in a solemn tone. Qingyou "......" Why do I feel that this guy's tone is a bit like the cannon fodder villain in the brainless Chinese fantasy novels? "Tada-kun, what are you thinking about again?" The delicate voice brought him back to reality. The girl in front of him pouted her lips in dissatisfaction, "You have been distracted since just now. Is my charm really that small?" "Miss Gui Yan, we are not familiar with each other." Qingyou's dark eyes were full of indifference, as calm as a mirror. "Huh, that's really cold." The upright breasts pressed against the boy's arms again, the slender white legs rubbed against Tadoda Kiyomi's trouser legs, and the enchanting phoenix eyes were full of charm. “If it keeps on like this, I’ll be really sad.” [On the one hand, she pretends to be wronged to gain sympathy, and on the other hand, she seduces intentionally or unintentionally. This woman's tactics are really superb. ] The system analyzed with a sigh.

Feeling the extremely soft touch on her arm, Qingyou's breath was still steady, and her face did not change. "Miss Guiyan, a kind reminder, if you keep dawdling like this, you will be late." He pointed to the clock on the wall and said. "whispering sound." Putting down Tada Kiyoyu's arm, Gui Yanxinmei looked resentful, "You didn't even have the reaction I expected. Tada-kun is so boring." "That really disappoints you." While cleaning the table, the young man reminded calmly, "I hope Miss Gui Yan will have changed her clothes by the time I finish washing the dishes." "I know, I know. Tada-kun is so nagging, just like an old lady." The girl replied with her seductive red lips pouting. ——Tsk, you were the one who procrastinated, and now you are the one who is annoyed. You are such a lazy and difficult person. I sighed silently. Why do I always feel that my life will never be as stable as before?

Chapter 8 Campus Goddess "I'm going." After whispering this greeting that was destined to go unanswered, Qingyou put on his shoes, walked out of the entrance gate and locked the door. The sunshine in the early morning is very strong, and you can seem to feel a hint of warmth in the light and fresh mist. Strands of dazzling light filled the endless blue sky, and the birds on the treetops happily sang clear and beautiful music. "Tada-kun~" The girl stood under the light and shadow, her skin was whiter than before, her delicate face fell into his pupils, her eyelashes curled like black feathers fluttered slightly, as if a light elf was plucking the strings of a harp. For a moment, she was the beautiful fairy lost in the mortal world. Their eyes met each other, Gui Yanxin curved her plump and moist red lips, and she walked up to Qingyou with light lotus steps, tilted her head, looking indescribably cunning and smart. "Does it look good?" The girl is wearing a blue-purple JK uniform. The delicate patterns on the cuffs match her slender wrists very well. Her full breasts are straight and seem to be pushing the fabric of the clothes. Her long legs wrapped in black stockings are full of flesh, and her black hair that falls to her waist gives her the temperament of a queen. Qingyou glanced at him calmly, his clear black eyes not containing a trace of evil thoughts. "very beautiful." After a moment, he gave his answer. To be honest, although it is a lazy batch, it is also very good-looking. "Then, Tada-kun, do you have any H thoughts about me in this state?"

Just a pertinent compliment would not easily make Gui Yan feel happy and give up. Sure enough, after the young man finished speaking, this lazy guy started to get more and more demanding. "I'm still not sure whether it's H or not. I just know that if you dawdle a little longer, you'll really be late." Qingyou looked serious and didn't seem to be faking it. "Humph, Tada-kun really has no sentiment at all." She hummed and spoke in a coquettish manner like a little girl. If such an artificial look were to appear on a woman who looks mature, it would definitely seem indescribably strange. But when it comes to Gui Yan Xinmei, it doesn't seem out of place at all, but rather is particularly heart-warming. Qingyou smiled slightly, but he didn't feel surprised. He just looked at the girl with a puzzled expression. If you observe carefully, you will find that this look seems to be...looking at a mentally retarded person? ! ! Gui Yanxinmei also responded with a charming smile, then walked slowly towards the young man. Her phoenix eyes narrowed and her tone rose, making her look alluring and charming, but beneath this charm, there seemed to be a hint of ruthlessness and warning. "Tada-kun, you're not behaving well again~" ***** ***** After saying goodbye to Gui Yanxinmei, the lazy and narrow-minded person, Qingyou set out for school. The sun is very warm, and its gentle light pours down on everything in the world. The people on the streets come and go, bustling about, further embellishing the splendor of this world. Of course, if there hadn’t been another abnormal situation, this noisy and peaceful morning would have been even more perfect. As they walked along, Qingyou clearly noticed a series of hot and shy gazes falling on her. There were even some brave women who came up to me and asked for my contact information, including some mature young women. "Wdnmd, this damn 80 charm value." After once again politely declining a request from a wealthy woman for support, Qingyou rubbed his temples in pain. [Host, a full man does not know the hunger of a hungry man] Qingyou's mouth twitched slightly, "Are you saying that I don't know how lucky I am?" 【The host will experience it for himself.】 "Stop messing around, Master Tong, and issue the mission quickly." The snowy night of his second year of high school was getting closer, and he really didn't have the heart to argue with this guy. [OK, please wait a moment] ... [Ding, daily tasks released]

... [Host, please finish reading half of an English book within one day] [Add 10 points of charm if the mission fails] [No reward for successful mission] ——This guy is a fucking profiteer, absolutely! ! ! Qingyou Qingjun's face turned dark in an instant.

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