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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 91: Page 91

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Chapter 91: Page 91

"You guys are sensible." Qingyou nodded. After saying that, he looked at Sakishima Yamada and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Sakishima-kun, I'm afraid I can't play basketball with you today, maybe next time." Then he turned his head to look at Xishan and the others, and scolded them coldly, "Why don't you go back and change your clothes? You have no sense of time and don't even know that the get out of class is about to end. You are more mentally retarded than a retard." "Yes, yes, let's go back and change clothes." The two companions responded quickly and then walked away. "Master Sakishima, they were clearly scolding you just now." After Qingyou and the others walked away, Ji Gangshengping couldn't help but speak out, with the anger on his face still not gone, "Just let it go..." "It's okay, let them run rampant for a while longer." Sakishima Yamada waved his hands, his tone was gentle as usual. Although his handsome face was smiling, there was a coldness in his eyes. "Right away, they stopped laughing."

Chapter 23: Slutty Women Rampant

"Did you see the expression on that yellow-haired guy's face? It was as if he had eaten ten pounds of shit and chewed it a few times in his mouth." On the way, Xishan Genping was chatting excitedly with his friends about what had just happened. "You dare not speak out when you are angry. It's really refreshing to see your frustrated look." Ye Sichi laughed, "In my opinion, you should stop calling him the school bully and call him the school shit." "Not bad, not bad. School shit Yoshitsugu Katsuhei and sissy Sakishima Yamada, this combination is a perfect match." "Ha ha ha ha." "With your eloquence, it's a shame not to participate in the debate competition." Qingyou couldn't help laughing, shook his head, looked at the boy who had been silent all the time, and said softly, "Xiaoyu, are you feeling better?" As the words fell, Nishiyama and Noji also noticed that something was wrong with their friend and put their arms around his shoulders to comfort him. "Don't be afraid, Xiaoyu. This Ji Gang Shengping is a bully who only cares about the strong and the weak. With us here, he won't dare to bully you again." "That's right, his father is just a small director of the Southern Department." Ye Sichi said disdainfully, "He's not that great. At most, I can talk to my father and find a way to get him fired." "Everyone...." Looking at the concerned expressions of his friends, Hanyu was so moved that he was speechless for a moment. Did they just do this to vent their anger? “Xiao Yu, don’t think about how to repay us now.” Seeing what the boy was thinking, Qing You smiled and said, “If you really want to, save it for later. When you get into a good university and find a high-paying job, you can treat us brothers to a good meal.” "That's right, I will definitely make you broke by then." "I'll just order the most expensive one, hahaha." Looking at the funny and antic Nishiyama and Noji, Hanyu was amused and his inner emotions were affected, and he gradually became more cheerful. "Okay!!!" He nodded heavily, smiling, his eyes full of determination, "I will definitely treat you to the most expensive meal in the world!!" "Boss Yu is so domineering!" "The most expensive in the world. To be honest, I haven't eaten it yet."

"Well, I'll benefit from it together with Boss Yu." "hey-hey." ... The four of them returned to the locker room, chatting and laughing, and planned together whether to go out and surf the Internet later. "If I really go out, I must grab the mage for this dungeon. I'm not comfortable letting others deal damage." Qingyou muttered, opened the closet and prepared to change clothes. "The boss of the Demonic Sun Forest has been stuck for three days. This time, I have to... Damn it, what's going on? Where are my clothes?!" "What's wrong, Qingyou? What happened?" Hearing his cry, Genping and the others hurried over to check the situation. "Are there cockroaches in the closet?" Qingyou's mouth twitched slightly, and he pointed with his finger, "Look for yourself." The three companions looked in the direction he pointed, and then their faces were filled with shock and amazement. "What the hell?!" Xishan and Ye Si were shocked and said in unison. There were four pairs of women's underwear and a lace bra in the boy's locker, surrounded by a crystal clear unknown liquid. The lock of the cabinet showed obvious signs of having been pried open, and the boy's school uniform was long gone. "Qingyou, this, this, this..." Xishan Genping's fingers were shaking, and he was so shocked that his words were incoherent. "This, this is fucking..." Ye Shichi's reaction was the same as his. Hanyu took a deep breath, his expression solemn, "I'm sure, Qingyou, you've been targeted by the female pervert in our school." Ye Si and Xishan didn't say anything, but their expressions began to change to become somewhat complicated. ——The girls in Sakaki are basically all beauties. Even if they are not good-looking, their bodies are still top-notch. It can be said that being targeted by such a female pervert is really... So TM enviable!!! [Host, the subsystem's analysis results are out. The thieves are four young women. Their exact ages are unknown, but based on this pool of liquid, it's not hard to tell that all four of them had ejaculated in front of your locker.] Qingyou: “….” I always feel a sense of inexplicable fear in my heart. What's going on? He closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, trying to calm himself down. ——Things are getting more and more wrong. The frenzy caused by 80 charm points is far beyond my budget. Not only did he break into his closet and steal his clothes, but he also calmly rushed into his closet. How perverted is this... "Tsk." With a smacking of lips, Qingyou was really envious of that woman Gui Yanxinmei at this moment.

Obviously, her own charm value is as high as 90. According to common sense, the heat wave she arouses should be even crazier than his. However, she has a physical strength value of 75 points, which gives her a sacred and inviolable buff. Although her charm remains unchanged, the opposite sex dares not approach her because of their inferiority complex, let alone do such perverted things. And he... Because the stamina and charm values ​​are seriously not equal, not only is there no buff bonus, it still looks like that... [The kind of abstinent handsome man who makes people want to press him down on the bed and play with him.] The system came up and added a sentence “Stop talking!!!” Qingyou covered her face with her hands, a little overwhelmed. "You, what's wrong with you?" His friends were shocked to see his reaction. Isn't it just being targeted by a pervert? If you think about it from another perspective, this is a good thing. Is it necessary to be so panicked and scared? "I'm fine." Qingyou took his hand away, took a few deep breaths, and remained silent for a while before slowly opening his eyes and regaining his composure. "This matter must be reported!!" Once it happens the first time, there will be every time after that. In order to prevent such ridiculous things from happening again, I have to step in and solve it personally. ***** ***** "Principal, what's the difference between what they are doing and sexual harassment? If they dare to steal students' clothes today, they might kidnap them tomorrow. They are completely trampling on the rules and regulations set by our Nanchang, and they don't take them seriously at all!" In the principal's office, Qingyou was angry and aggrieved, "Students can't stand it. Students are also human beings and will be afraid. If they do this, students will be worried every day. How can they study? If this continues, students' grades will definitely drop." Looking at that aggrieved look, even the principal, who didn't care much about this matter at first, was moved. ——My grades dropped? Damn it, how can this be possible!! "Tada-kun, I roughly understand what happened." The principal sat upright, his face gradually becoming solemn, "They are too lawless. You are the representative of our Nanchang. They did such an enviable thing to you... Ahem, this kind of debauchery is simply too much!" "Please rest assured, Mr. Tada. Nanchang will definitely give you an explanation!!" the principal said righteously. ... During the second class in the afternoon, the teacher was giving a lecture at the podium. Suddenly, without any warning, a deep and steady male voice rang out over the classroom radio. "I am the principal of Nanchang. I am sorry to disturb you. The teacher is already teaching the class. Students, please stop what you are doing. I have some serious news to tell you." Hearing the principal's solemn tone, students in every class pricked up their ears curiously and waited quietly for what would happen next. "This afternoon, a theft occurred. Our school's male student representative, Tada Kiyoyu, returned to the locker room to change clothes after physical education class. He found that the school uniform in the locker had been pried open with a tool and stolen. Only three pairs of women's underwear and a pool of unknown liquid were left at the scene." As soon as the words fell, the boys who heard the news were stunned. ——What’s going on? Is this a bad thing? How serious is it?! The girls were angry. ——Which stinky bitch dared to do such a blasphemous thing to the male god It is really... They are so envious.

On the other side, after a moment of silence, a steady male voice sounded again on the radio, "In order to prevent this kind of situation from happening again, our school will install two to three all-round cameras at the door of each locker room from now on." As soon as these words came out, there were some girls wailing in every classroom. "I want to warn everyone that this kind of thing is completely against school rules and regulations. If the situation is serious, you will be expelled immediately." On the radio, the steady voice gradually became serious, without a trace of joking. "Don't do such obscene things again. If you are caught next time, you will be severely punished!" The tone was stern, mixed with a hint of scolding, and the students in the classroom couldn't help but shudder. "Okay, that's all the notice says. I hope everyone will follow it." The tone of the broadcaster changed again and returned to its previous mature and steady tone. "Next, today's party, Representative Tada, will say a few words to everyone." There was silence on the radio for a few seconds, and then a clear, pleasant voice sounded. "I'm Tada Kiyoyu." ——Ahhh, it’s the male god!!! Hearing this familiar voice, many girls couldn't help but show excited expressions, while the boys made a sound of jealousy and envy. "Regarding what happened today, I only want to say something to those girls who stole my clothes." The voice paused, as if gathering strength, and then a high-pitched scolding sounded from the radio, "You bunch of perverts, you have completely succumbed to "sexual" desire, right? Disgusting, it really makes me feel sick!!!" "How can there be people like you in the world? You have no sense of shame!" "Disgusting! Despicable! Debauched!!" "Being in the same school with you is the most humbling thing for me." Such an undisguised tone of disgust not only surprised the girls, but also made the boys feel a little bit unbelievable. ——Fuck, you can bluntly refuse such a good thing that can be regarded as a welfare. Are you crazy? At first I thought he was showing off, but I didn't expect he really didn't like it and even publicly broadcasted it mercilessly. I give in, awesome! As expected of the student representative of Nanchang, the eternal god!!! Grade 12 Class A Hearing the boy's rebuke and remarks on the radio, an unexpected gleam flashed in Gui Yanxin's beautiful eyes, and the tip of the pen that was writing on the paper suddenly stopped. ——Tsk, what a fool, only now is he stressing the statement Well, not bad~ Let him play more games when we get home tonight. The corners of her mouth curled up unconsciously, she lowered her head and continued writing on the paper. The fast brushwork and movements were much lighter than before. On the other end, the voice on the radio continued. "People like you are easy to avoid, but hard to guard against!" "You didn't even take a mirror to look at yourself, and you put your panties in my locker. Isn't that disgusting?"

"Want to be my girlfriend? Haha, the keys are ten yuan each, are you worthy of them? Are you worthy of them?!" "Here, in addition to that disgusting thief, I also want to say to all the girls who want to date me that I am a profit-seeker. If you want to date me, you can, but you must get higher scores than me in every exam in the future. If you can't even do this, then I'm sorry, you don't even have the qualifications to give me a letter of marriage." "I don't date low-IQ losers." "That's all I have to say. I'm sorry for interrupting your class." The voice fell and the broadcast was turned off. The boys were dumbfounded, with a look of disbelief on their faces, while the girls began to whisper.

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