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Chapter 37

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Chapter 37

Note: A sensitive scene ahead, some of you might take it personal….

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“I…I don’t care about the money, b-but you promised not to gamble anymore. I-If you keep doing this how will you become a responsible father?” Misty says to me as her eyes get teary.

[Damn…that much money?]

Hearing the system’s words, I feel a little angry, but I don’t give it a reply. I simply close the distance between Misty and I, then I hug her before planting a kiss on her lips.

She tries to resist my advances but she later gives in to it. Soon after, we separate our lips, parting with a string of saliva.

“I am sorry, Misty… I-I wanted the money to buy beast gears… so I thought of borrowing some money from you so I could use it to try my luc—”

“STOP IT!!! JUST STOP IT!! YOU PROMISED ME!!” Misty interrupts as she bellows at me with tears streaming down her beautiful face.

Damn….

“Misty! Listen to me….!” I also exclaim while holding her face in my palms.

Right now, I feel like a piece of shit for making my woman cry…..

Misty raises her head and looks directly into my eyes with her teary face. “Don’t tell me to listen, Jake. You can’t keep making me sad like this, I hate gambling! And you know that! You promised me that you would stop!

“If you waste all our money on gambling, how are we going to take care of our baby!? And in case you don’t know, I am pregnant!

I….I tested myself this morning with an ultra pregnancy tester that could discern signs of pregnancy within a day…” Misty utters in a low voice and walks toward her drawer.

In a flash, she opens the drawer and brings out a tiny white device, then she walks back to me. Next, she inserts it into her vagina, and the device lets out several beeping sounds.

After removing the device from her vagina, she hands it over to me with a red face.

I collect the device from her and see the words “Pregnant” displayed on the strange device which is about the size of a pen.

“W-Well…. We are about to become parents. I had planned to surprise.you with the news before, b-but now I’ve let it out in anger.

I…I am also sorry for yelling at you…” Misty mutters and averts her red face to the side.

“Wow~ congratulations to us, Misty…” I say in surprise and hug her tightly. I really don’t know how to feel right now or how to digest the sudden information, everything just happened in the blink of an eye.

I give Misty a long kiss again while my hands caress her ass. I am not as calm as I look right now, but I am trying to act cool.

“I am sorry for asking for your debit card earlier…” I tell her as we separate our lips.

“I…It’s not like that… you can take my debit card if you want, I am just saying that you shouldn’t gamble with the money…” Misty stutters…. But I simply shake my head.

“You don’t have to worry about it, Misty…” I reply and kiss her on her forehead.

“We’ll celebrate your pregnancy tonight when I return. But I have to go somewhere right now…” I say and kiss her one more time before walking out of her room.

Although she looks somewhat reluctant to let me leave, I also needed to calm my nerves. Even though I had no problem with her getting pregnant, I am still stunned by how fast it happened…considering the fact that Vampire’s have a very low birth rate.

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Back inside Misty’s room, she can be seen pacing back and forth with a worried expression on her face.

“I…I wanted to be the perfect wife…but I ended up yelling at him. He looked so sad and surprised at how I shouted at him. And to top it all off, I even informed him about my pregnancy at that same moment…

“I think I went a little too far? B-But I hate gambling… Sigh… I really need a session with my therapist…” Misty mutters as she bites her lips, then picks up her phone to dial Jake’s number, but she stops midway and slumps onto the bed.

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Right now, I am walking along the street of Anore in district (A). I feel somewhat regretful about asking for Misty’s debit card, but I didn’t expect to hear about her pregnancy.

‘Sigh….is my semen that potent that women just get pregnant from a few creampies?’ I let out a sigh….

[Sorry, man… you just need to complete your new mission and unlock the new slot ASAP.]

Just shut the fuck up! You are the cause of all this!

[….]

[I understand that you are angry, but you shouldn’t blame me for what happened. I didn’t know that you wasted such a huge amount of money on gambling before.]

Sigh…that’s true, I am sorry for yelling at you…

[It’s okay, buddy. But where the fuck are you going now?]

To make money….

[Money? But aren’t you going to complete the mission? Besides, didn’t you say that you don’t have any money?]

I’ll go to Barry’s house after making money. I still have about 5,000 dollars. I’ll use 1,000 dollars and start from level one.

[Level one? Then why did you want to use Misty’s money if you have up to that amount!]

I thought about starting from Level 5 right from the onset so that things would be easier.

[Also, what the fuck Is this level thingy that you keep talking about?]

You’ll find out soon enough…

[….]

Sometime later, I arrive at a commercial warp station that will teleport me to the next few streets which are about 100 miles away from Anore. (It’s completely free to use)

There are several teleporters here with different colors that lead to different locations. Some are even teleporters that lead to other planets or beast planets.

The teleporters that lead to other planets are bigger than the ones that teleports a person within the Earth.

Next, I walk towards a large teleporter that has a glowing green portal at the center of it. Wasting no time at all, I hop into the teleportal.

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Sorry for the late update, webnovel kinda fucked me up, by not registering my word count in the last update.

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