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Chapter 126 - 126 Before I Say Anything, You Have to Promise Not to Hit Me, My King!

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Chapter 126 - 126 Before I Say Anything, You Have to Promise Not to Hit Me, My King!

126 Before I Say Anything, You Have to Promise Not to Hit Me, My King!

The next moment, the system’s familiar voice sounded. [Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully used the free Wheel of Fortune!]

Then, a Wheel of Fortune appeared in Wang Mang’s mind.

However, after Wang Mang finished looking at the Wheel of Fortune, he couldn’t help but heave a sigh of relief.

This was because these nine prizes did not disappoint him too much.

The nine prizes were:

[3.3 billion evolution points!]

…

[900 million evolution points!]

…

[600 million evolution points!]

…

[10% Evolution Card!]

…

[30% Evolution Card!]

…

[60% Evolution Card!]

…

[Beginner Gacha x1!]

…

[Advanced Gacha x1]

…

[Evolve once for free!]

…

Although these nine prizes were not as nice as the previous three spins, in Wang Mang’s opinion, they were still very good.

Even the worst prize would be 600 million!

Thinking of this, Wang Mang was simply overjoyed.

If he was lucky, he might randomly draw an Advanced Gacha.

Otherwise, the 3,300,000,000 evolution points was not bad either.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang became happy.

Then, the Wheel of Fortune in his mind began to spin!

Wang Mang waited anxiously.

A minute passed.

The Wheel of Fortune slowly came to a stop.

Wang Mang’s heart could not help but beat faster.

The next moment, the system’s familiar voice sounded.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained 600 million evolution points!]

After hearing the system’s voice,

Wang Mang was speechless.

He didn’t expect the system to give him 600 million evolution points.

600,000,000 evolution points might not be the worst of the nine rewards.

However, it was definitely around there.

This was because even if he drew a Gacha, there might be something good in that.

Therefore, Wang Mang felt somewhat helpless.

He didn’t expect that after being lucky for so long, he would suffer just as he was about to evolve.

“Forget it, forget it! Looks like the Goddess of Luck is still sleeping.

“Furthermore, I still obtained 600 million evolution points.

“I’m only 200 million evolution points away from evolving again!”

Thinking of this, Wang Mang’s mood became much better.

He already had a 20% Evolution Card.

Once used, the 4 billion evolution points requirement would only cost 800 million!

Now that he had obtained another 600 million, he was only short of 200 million.

For a moment, Wang Mang couldn’t help but sigh with emotion.

He didn’t expect to only need a few hundred evolution points every time he evolved.

Even so, how long had it been?

Now, the amount of evolution points he needed had already reached units of 100 million.

This could only be said to be the result of his hard work!

After all, Wang Mang had always prioritized his evolution for so long.

This was because everywhere, the strong preyed on the weak. Strength reigned supreme.

Hence, Wang Mang naturally made improving his strength his primary goal.

However, how could he now gather 200 million evolution points?

Thinking of this, Wang Mang felt a headache coming on.

He estimated that he would not be able to gather 200 million evolution points before this new king came knocking on his door.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang felt a little sad.

It seemed that the method of sharpening one’s spear at the last minute was not feasible this time!

Therefore, Wang Mang could only hope that the new king would not arrive too soon.

Of course, Wang Mang also hoped for something else.

What he hoped for the most was that this new demon king would not be too strong!

At the same time, Wang Mang had no idea that the black bear demon that he had bullied had already returned to his king’s territory.

In a dense forest with towering trees.

He saw that his king was sleeping soundly.

The black bear demon cried, “Your Majesty! Your Majesty…!”

Hearing this, the huge creature that was sleeping slowly opened its eyes.

This super behemoth was a 50-meter-tall super black bear demon king.

Nickname: Black Mountain King!

The super black bear demon slowly sat up and looked at his subordinate. He said angrily, “What’s wrong?”

“If you don’t give me a good reason today, I’ll hammer you to death!”

With that, the mountain-like black bear began to clench its fists and wipe its palms.

Seeing this scene, the frightened black bear demon knelt on the ground with a plop.

His tone was agitated as he complained about Wang Mang’s arrogance with tears in his eyes. “Boohoo! Your Majesty, you don’t know what happened!”

“I was following the king’s orders and patrolling the various mountains to issue the king’s orders.”

“Everything was fine at first, but when I got to the reservoir, the demon king in that territory actually spoke arrogantly!”

Upon hearing this, Wang Mang’s originally furious black bear rolled its dark eyes and slowly said, “Are you sure? Are you sure it’s not a great demon, but a demon king?”

After being stunned for a while, the black bear demon said uncertainly, “Your Majesty, I suspect that he’s a demon king. His aura is very terrifying. I feel that he’s not far from you.”

“He looked down on me a few times. It felt like I was being stared at by you, Your Majesty…”

Hearing this, the Black Mountain King was a little surprised. After thinking for a moment, he was puzzled.

Before he occupied the territory of the Tree Demon King, he naturally took some time to understand the situation. He had never heard of another demon king here!

On the other hand, he knew of a few powerful demons. They was a stone demon from the Maple Forest Mountain and the Green Peak Forest’s White Python Clan!

There was also a super python from the Huanshan Reservoir.

He had heard before that this super python demon was very powerful.

He had even offended the Treant King before, but he was still alive and well. Could there be something fishy going on here?

At the thought of this, the Black Mountain King began to think.

Obviously, those who could become demon kings were not idiots.

After all, they had lived for thousands of years. It would not be an exaggeration to say that they were cunning.

However, after thinking for a long time, the Black Mountain King still could not think of any other explanation.

Therefore, the Black Mountain King narrowed his dark eyes and looked at his subordinate. He slowly asked, “Oh? He was spouting nonsense? What did he say?”

Hearing this, the black bear demon was stunned and looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated.

He really didn’t dare to say what Wang Mang asked him to!

This was because Wang Mang’s words were simply too arrogant!

If he, the hot-tempered king, heard what Wang Mang asked him to do, he would probably crush Wang Mang to death before the latter could even try to constrict him to death!

Seeing his lackeys stammering,

The Black Mountain King roared ferociously, “Hurry up and tell me!”

“If you don’t tell me, I’ll crush you to death. Do you believe me?”

Hearing this, the black bear trembled in fear and said nervously, “Your Majesty, promise me that you won’t… hit me after listening.”

“Oh?”

The Black Mountain King, who was glaring angrily, thought for a moment and nodded. “Speak!”

“Your… Your Majesty, it’s like this…”

As he spoke, the black bear demon looked at his king nervously and explained the matter.

Halfway through, the black bear demon began to hesitate. “He… He also said that if you dare to go, Your Majesty, he will…”

“What will he do? Speak!” The enraged Black Mountain King could not help but growl.

The black bear demon, who was kneeling on the ground in fear, trembled and said, “He said that if Your Majesty dares to go, he will beat your… poop out!”

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