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Chapter 144 - 144 Empty-Handed, but Still Suffering the Most Vicious Beating?

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Chapter 144 - 144 Empty-Handed, but Still Suffering the Most Vicious Beating?

144 Empty-Handed, but Still Suffering the Most Vicious Beating?

Could this be the legendary… special fate?

Wang Mang was speechless.

I’m not going to play your stupid games!

However, after some thought, Wang Mang decided to help.

After all, he had just seen her butt not long ago.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang slowly approached.

At this moment.

The wretched man, who was excitedly pulling the girl, immediately felt that something was wrong.

Why did the water ripples become so turbulent?

Puzzled, the pervert turned around and was almost scared to death.

In the water more than ten meters away, a super behemoth was staring at him indifferently.

This was too shocking, and the wretched man subconsciously let go.

At the same time, the girl, who was struggling in fear, suddenly felt the hand holding her feet in the water loosen its grip.

She hurriedly climbed to the shore in a sorry state and looked at the water with a pale face.

Previously, she could clearly feel that something was really grabbing her in the water.

Moreover, the thing that had grabbed her had tried its best to pull her into the water.

At the thought of this, she could not help but cry.

She had almost died.

This was the first time she had encountered such a situation.

She had just been preparing to fish at the water’s edge.

However, as soon as she touched the water, she was pulled down by something.

She still felt a lingering fear when she thought about it!

This was definitely a water ghost!

At the thought of this, Little Su packed her things and ran away in fear.

Moreover, she swore that she would not casually fish in unfamiliar rivers in the future.

It could be said that this experience was absolutely unforgettable.

At the same time, at the bottom of the water.

Wang Mang looked at the half-transparent male water ghost and said indifferently, “You’re a water ghost?”

“I… I’m a water ghost.” The vulgar man looked at Wang Mang and nodded in fear.

Nodding his head in satisfaction, Wang Mang asked righteously, “Then why do you harm people?”

Hearing this, the wretched man was speechless.

I’m a water ghost!

Wasn’t it natural for water ghosts to harm others?!

Of course, he did not dare to speak to Wang Mang like this.

Helpless, the wretched man said bitterly, “My king, you don’t know!”

“We water ghosts also have our difficulties! After becoming soulless water ghosts, we have to work too!”

“If I can’t achieve our results every month, the Ghost King won’t let me off!”

“We have no choice but to harm others! Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to reincarnate. Who would simply harm others for fun?”

After listening to the perverted man’s words, Wang Mang was immediately surprised and asked, “You water ghosts have performance targets?”

The wretched man nodded helplessly and said, “That’s right! If we can’t meet them, the Ghost King will punish us.”

Hearing this, Wang Mang was shocked.

This was the first time he had heard of water ghosts having performance targets.

However, after thinking about it, Wang Mang understood the crux of the matter.

These water ghosts were probably under the jurisdiction of a Ghost King, just like the little demons.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang asked curiously, “How many Ghost Kings are there in this province?”

“I don’t know! Our king’s nickname is: Nine Lives Vengeful Spirit.”

“But according to the king, he has four sworn enemies in this province.”

The wretched man said honestly.

Hearing this, Wang Mang was enlightened. Then, he nodded in satisfaction. “Alright, in the future, when you harm others, you have to do so equally between men and women, understand? You can’t harm girls specifically!

“Nowadays, there is an imbalance between men and women, and achieving targets does not mean that one should specifically bully women!”

After hearing Wang Mang’s lesson, the wretched man was speechless, but he still nodded like a chick pecking at rice. “I will definitely remember the king’s words.”

Only then did Wang Mang leave in satisfaction.

However, on the way back, Wang Mang started to have some ideas about ghosts.

In Wang Mang’s opinion, ghosts could hide easily, and their methods were strange. He had to think of a way to bring some back for his father to use!

However, this perverted water ghost’s strength was clearly very ordinary, so Wang Mang didn’t take a fancy to him.

Two hours later.

Wang Mang successfully returned to the vicinity of his own reservoir.

When he arrived at the shore of the reservoir, he found that there were still many people on the shore.

However, no one noticed Wang Mang who’d already transformed into a miniature little python.

Seeing this, Wang Mang returned to the nest to take a look around in satisfaction.

There were still no changes to the nest. However, when Brother Pingtou saw Wang Mang, he quickly came up to suck up and greet him.

Clearly, after gaining intelligence, this Brother Pingtou also recognized the gap between him and Wang Mang.

Fortunately, he only needed to keep an eye on the nest for Wang Mang and make it comfortable!

Seeing that the nest was safe and sound, Wang Mang left in satisfaction.

This time, Wang Mang was prepared to catch a few demons for him to travel on!

After all, he was already a very powerful demon king!

No matter what, he had to catch a few powerful demons to serve him!

Just like the Black Bear Demon King, he could have a great demon serve as his mount when he went out.

However, Wang Mang didn’t know where to start looking.

At this moment, somewhere else in a hidden cave.

The Black Bear Demon King looked at the Knotweed King in his hand in high spirits. He could not help but have the urge to laugh out loud.

It took some time but he finally shook off those demon kings.

Although he knew that these demon kings would not let the matter rest, and that they might very well be waiting for him in his territory, the Black Bear Demon King wasn’t worried.

He wouldn’t be afraid of these demon kings after he ate the Knotweed King.

One had to know that he had already cultivated for 3600 years. Once he ate the Knotweed King, his strength would definitely soar!

At the thought of this, the excited Black Bear Demon King immediately threw the Knotweed King into his mouth.

Following that, the Black Bear Demon King closed his eyes and began chewing with a look of enjoyment.

However, after chewing for a long time, the Black Bear Demon King’s expression turned ugly.

He spat out the Knotweed King and asked in confusion, “What’s going on?

“Why is this Knotweed King’s medicinal effect useless?

“Do I have to swallow it directly?”

At this thought, the Black Bear Demon King swallowed the Knotweed King.

However, after waiting for a long time, there was still no change.

He also did not experience the effects of the Knotweed King’s medicine.

As time passed the Black Bear Demon King’s expression gradually turned ugly.

In the end, the Black Bear Demon King seemed to have thought of something. His face twisted as he roared angrily,

“Ah! You’re going too far! Demon King Python, I… I’ll f*ck you!”

The Black Bear Demon King was a cunning old fox. He had already guessed that there was something wrong with the Knotweed King!

He thought about how he had escaped with the fake Knotweed King and even spent a lot of effort to shake off the demon kings.

In the end, he faced such an outcome. The Black Bear Demon King was so angry that his entire body trembled.

“Ah! You damn bastard, I treated you like a brother, but you treated me like this!”

In his exasperation, the Black Bear Demon King went berserk.

He quickly left the cave and charged back angrily.

However, when he returned to his province, he was stopped by the demon kings who had been waiting for a long time.

At this moment, the Giant Elephant King, Stone Demon King, Turtle Demon King, Tiger Demon King, and White Fox Demon King had surrounded the Black Bear Demon King.

“Hand over the Knotweed King!”

“Black Bear, don’t force us to attack.”

At that moment, the six demon kings looked coldly at the Black Bear Demon King.

Upon hearing the demon kings’ words, the Black Bear Demon King almost cried. “Everyone, I really didn’t get the Knotweed king!”

“We were all tricked by the Python Demon King! He threw a fake Knotweed King to me and he took the real one away!”

Upon hearing the Black Bear Demon King’s words, the demon kings present sneered. Clearly, they did not believe him at all.

The Giant Elephant King said coldly, “Then hand over the fake Knotweed King. We’ll know when we see it!”

Upon hearing this, the Black Bear Demon King felt so wronged that he almost cried.

He had already eaten the fake one. How could he hand it over?!

Only at this moment did the Black Bear Demon King understand how difficult the matter was to explain!

Therefore, the Black Bear Demon King knew that he could not get shirk this responsibility!

When he thought about how he didn’t get any benefits at all but now not only had to take the blame, but also have to suffer the most vicious beating, the Black Bear Demon King felt so aggrieved that he almost hugged his head and cried.

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