Chen Yurao thought to herself, 'I've already found a man, so you don't need to worry about me.'
While she thought this, she shook her head and smiled wryly, "There's no one I fancy. I'm used to being alone."
Li Zugen's heart stirred.
His previous question had been a bit direct, and it was also his test.
Chen Yurao hadn't gotten angry or turned hostile towards him.
Li Zugen had drunk a lot of medicinal wine, and his gaze, uncontrollable like a wolf's, fixed on Chen Yurao's chest.
"The medicine should be taking effect now, and this vixen must be craving a man, right?"
Li Zugen licked his lips: "Men and women, isn't it all just that?"
"Look, it's already dark outside. Just close the lights, roll onto the bed, and everyone's the same."
Chen Yurao raised her hand and fanned herself; her face was burning hot.
"How can you say such things to me?"
Li Zugen felt the timing was right and said eagerly, "What can't be said? Aren't you really craving a man right now?"
"Don't be embarrassed to say it. If you're feeling uncomfortable, I can help you!"
Chen Yurao immediately shook her head and said, "No, what nonsense are you talking about? How can we?"
Li Zugen couldn't hold back anymore. He stood up and grabbed Chen Yurao: "You little slut, why are you still pretending with me?"
"I asked you to drink tonight because I wanted to sleep with you."
"I put medicine in the wine. If no man helps you, you'll suffer to death."
Chen Yurao had been on guard against Li Zugen. Seeing him reach out, Chen Yurao quickly got up to dodge.
"You... you actually drugged me? Are you even human?"
Li Zugen chased Chen Yurao around the table: "Today, no matter what, I'm going to sleep with you."
"You can't escape."
Just as Li Zugen was about to overturn the bothersome table and pounce directly, a sudden, needle-like cramping pain shot through his lower abdomen.
The cramping came on very violently and suddenly, and it quickly became more and more painful, making him writhe in agony. Li Zugen's excitement instantly vanished.
He clutched his stomach and let out a miserable cry: "Ouch, my stomach."
Accompanying the intense pain was an unbearable urge to defecate.
Li Zugen didn't care about Chen Yurao anymore. He clutched his backside and ran out.
Toilets in the Village were all in each household's backyard.
Li Zugen wanted to go to Chen Yurao's toilet, but when he reached the side of the house, he found that the path to the backyard was blocked by a tricycle. He didn't know how the tricycle was parked there, and it was piled high with thorny brambles.
He couldn't climb over it.
Li Zugen, desperate to relieve himself, could only run outside, wanting to get home as quickly as possible.
Dongliu Village was not large, and Li Zugen's house was only about three hundred meters from Chen Yurao's house.
This was the time when most villagers had finished dinner and were out strolling, enjoying the cool air, and digesting their food.
Many villagers saw Li Zugen clutching his backside, running frantically as if his house was on fire.
Li Ting was also outside.
He was still thinking that after Li Zugen was done, he would go in and pick up a bargain, have some 'second-hand soup.'
Seeing Li Zugen run out, his face pale and clutching his backside, Li Ting quickly went up to him, stopped Li Zugen, and asked, "Second Uncle, what's wrong with you?"
Li Zugen had no time for his nonsense and said urgently, "Get out of my way!"
Li Ting was startled by Li Zugen's roar and quickly moved aside.
But with that delay, Li Zugen felt his stomach churning like a stormy sea, and he simply couldn't hold it in anymore.
The weather was very hot, and he had worn only a pair of shorts to Chen Yurao's house for convenience.
"Pffft!"
After a loud, foul-smelling fart, dirty matter flowed down Li Zugen's legs.
Li Zugen felt a momentary relief.
But that relief was only for an instant, followed by endless shame.
Li Zugen wanted to die.
The nearby villagers and Li Ting were all staring at him.
Li Zugen was the Village Chief, yet he had made such a fool of himself in public.
The villagers were all stunned and speechless.
A little kid, without the complex thoughts of adults, pointed at Li Zugen and said, "The Village Chief pooped his pants!"
This innocent childish voice, like a clap of thunder, directly exploded in Li Zugen's head.
Even an ordinary person who pooped their pants in public would become a laughingstock for miles around.
How much more so for him, the dignified Village Chief?
Li Zugen could no longer bear the humiliation of this social death. His vision went black, and he fainted.
After he fainted, the Village was in chaos.
Li Ting, enduring the stench, brought Li Zugen back to his house.
Meanwhile, Chen Yurao had no time to care about how Li Zugen was doing.
After Li Zugen left, she rushed to the woodshed and threw her arms around Wang Changfeng.
Her face was flushed, and her eyes, like silken threads, looked at Wang Changfeng, almost dripping with desire:
"Changfeng, the kudzu root water isn't working. The medicine is taking effect, and I feel so uncomfortable!"
Wang Changfeng chuckled: "It's okay, I am your antidote."
The kudzu root water he gave Chen Yurao could only prevent the conflict between the horny goat weed medicinal wine and the mountain yellow skin, keeping her from having diarrhea, but it couldn't counteract the effects of the horny goat weed medicinal wine.
Chen Yurao didn't even bother to go back inside. She directly tackled Wang Changfeng to the ground in the woodshed.
If Li Zugen had seen this scene, he would have been so enraged he'd come back to life from his faint.
Fortunately, the villagers had all run to Li Zugen's house to watch the commotion.
Otherwise, it would have attracted many neighbors to gawk.
Half an hour later, Chen Yurao was completely satisfied.
Wang Changfeng carried her into the house and took a bath with her.
During the bath, Wang Changfeng was still restless.
Chen Yurao gave him an exasperated look: "Are you trying to exhaust me to death in one go?"
Wang Changfeng hugged Chen Yurao tightly: "Who told you your body was so tempting!"
The two of them frolicked again in the large bathtub before Wang Changfeng, feeling refreshed, returned home.
