Chapter 115 Listen to me blowing to you (please subscribe) "Three junior uncles have been my master's disciples for most of their lives, so they should know something about him. He is good at everything, but he just refuses to give up and insists on making money, so he has no choice but to live in Yizhuang. In the past, he had no choice but to live in Yizhuang, but now he lives in Yizhuang out of habit. Not to mention anything else, he celebrated his birthday in the past two days. The mayor congratulated him on his birthday, the squire sang, and there were two to three hundred people at a banquet. All of this was obvious to all. There are also two senior brothers of mine, one is out of tune, the other is too dull, his life is not good, and his practice is in a mess. But what about looking at them now? You may not know about Master Qianhe and Master Xu, but Master Simu, you always know about them, right? Qiusheng or Wencai, which one is still short of money? All these changes started when I was brought into Yizhuang. Later I understood that my destiny of wealth and auspiciousness did not refer to my own wealth and auspiciousness, but that I could change the lives of others into wealth and auspiciousness! " The three uncles were stunned for a while. The four eyes are more sensitive. After all, he used to stay at Yizhuang when he was driving away corpses. He knew best what Yizhuang was like before and what Yizhuang is like now.
Seeing that the three uncles were deep in thought, Qin Yao picked up his wine glass and drank it down, burying his thoughts in careless words: "Uncle Qianhe, Uncle Xu, there is definitely a way to make money by hanging out with me, a lot of money. We didn’t have many contacts in the past, so you may not know me very well. I’m not bragging. In order to redeem Uncle Jiu’s Bone-breaking Sutra Cleansing Pills, I picked up my pistol and went to the underworld. I passed three levels, killed four ghosts, rushed into the City of Fushun, and set foot on On the top of the Black Mountain, I tore down the gate of the Holy Lady's Mansion, and used my words as a sword to cut off the bond between the Holy Lady of the Black Mountain and the Buddhas of the ten directions. I made the Holy Lady fall in love with me at first sight, crying and shouting, "I won't marry anyone but me. I don't agree." , and even chased after the human world, insisting on being my wife, even if she is not the only one, she is willing to..." Four eyes: “…” Chizuru: “…” Lao Xu: “…”
Isn’t this what you call blowing? Where do you leave it here to read stories to our three brothers? ? ? "Looking at you, you don't believe it?" Qin Yao exhaled a breath of alcohol and asked with his head raised. 三人: “…” A little, a little, a lot! “How about making a bet?” Qin Yao said with his neck stiffened. "What kind of bet are you making?" Si Yan's heart moved, and he suddenly reacted. This **** is obviously digging a hole! Bah. The heart is so dark! “Whatever you do, there will be cause and effect and traces in heaven and earth. Go ahead and check it out. If what you find is the same as what I said, then follow me from now on. I will be born rich and auspicious, and I will ensure that all of you will become rich. If the facts you finally find out are different from what I said and can prove that I am lying, I will fool around with you. Ask me to go east but I will not go west. Ask me to beat the dog but I will not chase the chicken.
Three uncles, what do you think? "Qin Yao said with a smile. Chizuru: “…” Lao Xu: “…” The two Taoist priests thought silently in their hearts: Even if what he said was only 50% true, following him seemed to be much better than the current situation. “Qianhe, Jiping, what do you say?” Four Eyes assisted. The two Taoist priests looked at each other, and Chizuru said on behalf of him: "Drink, drink, let's think about it carefully." "What's there to think about?" Qin Yao glared and shouted: "Uncle, are you not drunk enough?" Chizuru: “???” no! This has nothing to do with drinking! "Xiao Er, please bring four big bowls. I must make my uncles drink happily today." Qin Yao turned around and said. After a while, with a confused look on his face, the waiter actually brought four large bowls and placed them gently in front of Qin Yao. Qin Yao put the big bowl aside and filled it with wine: "Uncles, it's done." 三 Taoist priests: “…” This is life-threatening! One bowl, two bowls, three bowls... Qin Yao drank like water, but the three Taoist priests couldn't hold on anymore, and they surrendered first: "My eldest nephew, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore, whatever you say is fine, I agree to it. " “Master Qianhe, Master Xu, come on, the feelings are deep and boring!” Qin Yao said enthusiastically. Can’t get bored… This is really boring... Chizuru could tell that if the two brothers didn't agree to the bet today, they would either be drunk to death or exhausted. "I can't do it either, nephew, I promise, I promise." Qin Yao blinked and moved the stool towards Lao Xu: "Uncle Xu..." "Well...nephew Qin, can I go to the hut first and drink when I come back?" Lao Xu replied. Qin Yao shook his head: "Uncle Master, urine escape doesn't work. I drink so much, don't I have the convenience of going to the latrine?" Lao Xu’s legs were tense under the table, and his face turned red: “I’m not a urinary escape…” “Then I’ll go with you.” Qin Yao said. Lao Xu: “…” "I promise, I promise too." After a long time, Lao Xu, who couldn't hold it in any longer, finally surrendered.
Qin Yao nodded with satisfaction: "Uncle, you go first, I will go later." Lao Xu hurriedly ran out of the restaurant, and when he was blown by the cool breeze, he suddenly came to his senses. Oh shit. I'm going to pee, why do I need his permission? An hour later. After Qin Yao settled the bill, the four of them left the restaurant arm-in-arm and walked up the stone steps of Maoshan. When they came to Waimao, several Taoist priests who smelled the smell found them with frowns. When they saw it was Qin Yao, they immediately walked away pretending to be nonchalant. What is this called? This is called emergency evacuation! After settling the three uncles, Qin Yao sat alone at the stone table in front of the four-eye door, squinting and watching the sky slowly turn from white to black. I don’t have any chicken feelings, I just feel like vomiting. I don’t know how long it took, but a wave of chill came over me. After waking up from sleep, Si Mu came out feeling uncomfortable, and sat down opposite him: "Eldest nephew, in order to accompany you to perform this scene, I almost gave up my uncle. Oh my life!" Qin Yao's consciousness gradually returned, and he waved his hand and said, "I even saw you secretly pouring wine under the table." Four eyes: “…” “Ahem. Is everything you said at the wine table true? You and the Saint of Montenegro...” Qin Yao pursed his lips: "It's true." With four eyes, he took a breath of cold air: "This thing is more exciting than the day you become a heavenly master." Qin Yao didn't want to mention this topic anymore, so he asked instead: "If you have Master Qianhe and Master Xu to help you, it should be no problem to build a hilltop outside Mao, right?" With four eyes, he nodded and said: "Everything is difficult at the beginning. With the support of Qianhe and Xu Jiping, we have gained momentum. Once we gain momentum, everything will be easy." Qin Yao stood up and stamped his feet: "You can cool down here for a while, I'll go and take a nap." With his eyes stunned, he watched helplessly as he walked into his room. no. You went to sleep in my room. Where shall I sleep? ? Big brother. It’s night now, not day! (End of this chapter)