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Chapter 1: A Reality Show?

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Immortal Emperor: Krypton Life Slays Demons And Kills Through Troubled Times!

Earn points by spending your life, and you can redeem them directly for martial arts realms! Xue Ling is a mortal with a lifespan of only twenty years. Fortunately, killing monsters and earning points can not only improve his realm, but also prolong his lifespan! With a mortal body, he slayed demons and monsters, fought his way out of the bloody path, and frightened these wanton beasts! Xue Ling: "Old demon, I heard you lived a long time, I want to borrow something from you." Millennium Demonic Snake: "It's you!?... Can I not lend it to you?" Xue Ling: "Of course, I am a reasonable corpse collector. If someone doesn't let me be reasonable, I can still collect corpses." "Borrow it! Borrow it now!"

Ongoing
Three Kingdoms

There is no system, no grandpa, no bulldozers, no philately, only a small employee, no wealth, no power, no power, step by step in the Three Kingdoms! A hero is still a hero, a beauty is still a country, a conspiracy is still a plot, a king is still a domineering? Slowly walk all the way through the Three Kingdoms, you will find that Cao Cao did not offer swords, Liu Bei not only can cry, Sun Quan is balanced, let’s have a look at Lu Bu and Guan Yu’s martial arts, and take a look at the cuteness of Xiao Qiao


Ongoing
Hehuanzong, Starting From Teaching His Niece To Live A Long Life

Also known as: (The size at the beginning is as good as you want, and it's good after trying) (Changsheng, starting from taming the niece) (Multiple heroines + cool text) Wang Jianqiang was deeply pitted by novels without a heroine before crossing the time. Adhere to the belief that women will only affect their own speed of drawing knives. Even if he has been in the Hehuan sect for decades, he still maintains the body of a child. The twilight. His cultivation was stuck in the third layer of Qi, so he couldn't stand it. He rewarded himself once, thus awakening the super god cultivation system. Since then, it has been found that women seem to be the lucky stars on their own cultivation road. I decided to indulge and enjoy life from now on. At this moment, the white-eyed wolf's niece came...

Ongoing
D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

“Kat, you have a tail” said Lily“Look, Lily, it really isn’t that big of a concern” said Kat“You.Have.A.TAIL KAT” said Lily “How is this not a concern to you?”“Well, the dream I had was a bit weird as well, but if I’m honest, I’m mainly worried about the floating text that’s on fire” said Kat“THE What?” said Lily---------------------------------------------------Join Kat on her dimension hopping adventures as she fullfills her demonic duty and answers the call of the summoner. Each week Kat will get involved with new strange situations and oppurtunites that await her. During the week she'll have her best friend Lily, and perhaps a little help from Sylvie to figure out what's she supposed to do with her life now that she's becoming a demon.

Ongoing
My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires.

Victor was a normal 21-year-old man, he grew up in a loving family that helped him take care of himself knowing that he had a practically incurable disease, the RH null blood, he was the owner of a rare blood type...But what Victor didn't know, is that this blood type was a delicacy in the supernatural world, creatures that fed on blood loved his blood type...And that blood he hated would be the factor that would make Victor the greatest vampire of all time.

Ongoing
SPELLCRAFT: Reincarnation Of A Magic Scholar

Lewis Griffith loved magic ever since he was little, dreaming of the day when he would awaken and become a great 'Mage'.However, this dream is shattered upon the discovery that he was inept, unable to form a mana core, and ever utilize magic.Still, due to his outstanding dedication to the art, he studied magic and developed countless theories and schools. His unique concept revolutionized magic in the world, making him one of the most renowned scholars in history.Surprisingly, he reincarnates after several centuries have passed since his death, once again thrust into the world of magic.Will his second time be different? Or will he be the same Magic theorist he was in the past? The tale of Jared Leonard, formerly known as the Great Sage of Magic, is just beginning.

Ongoing
Void Evolution System

5 years ago, Earth was subject to an event now known as the “World Awakening”.At that time, the world completely changed. Mana awakened in the world, gates began opening, and a holographic screen showed up in front of the eyes of every human that outlined their “status”.Each individual was given a talent to start with, ranging from simple abilities like enhanced eyesight to insane fantasy stuff like pyrokinesis.And within this myriad of abilities, Damien awakened a spatial affinity with the skill “short-distance teleportation”.At first, he was excited, thinking about intense battles and gaining great power, but the reality was quick to shoot him down.His ability only worked in the area 10 meters around himself, and his physical stats were insanely weak, leaving him tired after using his ability a couple of times.Disillusioned by his weakness, Damien lived a quiet life doing anything he could to meet ends meet, until one day, everything changed.Damien was betrayed and thrown into a gate, left to fend for himself in a labyrinth of beasts.Something snapped in him that day. He refused to stay weak and keep his head down any longer.When he emerged from the darkness, he found himself in a new world with no idea how to return to earth.However, he wasn’t the same kid he was when he first fell.

Ongoing
The Empyreal Gem Master

The World of Ephesus.A vast world plagued by Breaches containing countless Beasts of Corruption.A World on the brink of ruin as the Four Human Lineages defend the last bastions of Humanity!With the power of Gem Masters standing against the Beasts of Corruption, the flames of Humanity seek to burn ever brighter.In such a world, in the Mortal Branch of the Asmodeus Bloodline, Alexander awakens a Gem Socket that others consider defective.A Variant Gem Socket.Looked down upon by those who do not understand it, this supposed defect may just be the solution that the burning embers of humanity were waiting for.Follow Alexander as he entirely warps the perception of what a Gem Master is- as he embarks on a journey to become...The Empyreal Gem Master!

Ongoing
Dimensional Descent

The Third Dimension is collapsing. The Fourth Dimension is descending.First it seemed that only technology would evolve, but who knew the world itself could too? It wasn’t as simple as climate change or tectonic movement. No, the fundamental laws of physics that governed everything were changing.Leonel was fairly lucky. His family was decently well off, his father loved him enough to brew vomit inducing nutrient rich smoothies every morning, and this was both the day of the National Championship and his 521st confession to his dream girl, Aina. As his father always said, nothing was more important than respect and persistence.Unfortunately, everything changed that night. At the after party of ages, the world reached a saturation point and an apocalypse descended.Abilities awakened. Sub-Dimensional Zones opened. Invalids rampaged through the Earth like a virus...Those who could evolve would have a slim chance for survival. Those who couldn’t would die.This novel will be a unique spin on the dungeon/system genre. Dungeons won't be dungeons and the system won't be a system... Take a look to find out what I maen :)

Completed
The Founder of Diabolism

As the grandmaster who founded demonic cultivation, Wei WuXian roamed the world in his wanton ways, hated by millions for the chaos he created. In the end, he was backstabbed by his dearest shidi and killed by powerful clans that combined to overpower him.He incarnates into the body of a lunatic who was abandoned by his clan and is later, unwillingly, taken away by a famous cultivator among the sects—Lan WangJi, his archenemy.This marks the start of a thrilling yet hilarious journey of attacking monsters, solving mysteries, and raising children. From the mutual flirtation along the way, Wei WuXian slowly realizes that Lan WangJi, a seemingly haughty and indifferent poker-face, holds more feelings for Wei WuXian than he is letting on


Ongoing
Building The Ultimate Fantasy

A young man sat on a chair and looked out at the ocean. With one wisp of Spirit Qi, he could point anywhere on this vast and expansive world, pointing at any place that didn’t look right.Someone once became the last one to wield a knife that could decapitate huge dragons and bathed in dragons’ blood. Someone once loved treating others to chicken soup, so he kept nine phoenixes in his backyard. Someone once sat lazily on the top of mountains as his words flooded river banks, and his qi could hold a million soldiers back. Someone once moved mountains and shifted hills with just one brush, his paintings so captivating it could enchant immortals and deities. That year, the warmth of spring made the flowers bloom. They were merely an ordinary butcher, a bookworm, a chicken farmer and a poor artist. This is the story of how a Low Level Martial World Continent was transformed into the Ultimate Fantasy Universe.

Ongoing
Starchild Escapes Arranged Marriage

Not everyone wants to live a life filled with fame, riches, glory, and honor. Some, just want the easy life. To live a life that simply plays itself over and over, with a hint of spice here and there.To our young hero Yun Xi, he felt his calling for bread. He did not want to be the Godly Swordsman of old, nor the Majestic Immortal Emperor. He just wanted to be a plain-old breadmaker.Yet, his dreams are crushed when he is given a revelation of the stars. From now on, how will his life change?

Chapter 1: A Reality Show?

Chapter 1: A Reality Show?

The moment Tang Doudou opened her eyes, she was swarmed by a pack of women with heavy makeup and various kinds of low-cut clothing. A casual look painted it as a scene of magnificent curves and a jungle of flesh and wine.

Gulp. Da heck was happening?

Shouldn’t she be fast asleep in the hotel right now? The moment she cracked an eye open, she saw this place which seemed like a transvestite party site.

Could it be that she was dreaming?

This act in front of her was also way too unimaginably outrageous. Even if it was a dream, she was a woman that was straighter than a desert’s solitary smoke*, why would she dream of such an unrestrained scene?

ć€§æŒ ć­€çƒŸ – Desert’s solitary smoke is a phrase from a poem, the entire phrase has one additional word: 目, which means straight. The smoke is from a fire beacon, and smoke isn’t straight, but our MC’s just playing on words, no hidden meanings, I think.

Look at how these women are dressed, they all look like ancient era brothel women. It couldn’t be that in her subconscious mind, she actually liked women? And such heavy taste to boot!

Tang Doudou lifted her hand and covered her eyes. Heavens ah, she was actually this kind of person!

But that’s not right either! With suspicion in her eyes, Tang Doudou rubbed the lethal weapon that came over. It was very meticulous, supple, and elastic; she became even more puzzled. Such a realistic sensation



Oh my god, this couldn’t be real, right?! Tang Doudou was alarmed by her thought.

She quickly pulled over a random woman. “Hey, this Big Sis, where is this place? Are you guys acting out roles?”

“Owwie, gongzi, you’re hurting this servant
” A coquettish blaming tone. Hearing it made Tang Doudou drop a floor full of goosebumps with a whoosh.

慬歐 – “gongzi” is a way to address a guy, usually someone of pretty good background; like the son of an official or the son of nobility. It’s pretty much Mister except not quite.

“Gongzi?” Tang Doudou exposed a look of surprise. Seeing that woman stroking her hair coquettishly while facing her, she violently shuddered, feeling a chill. Mommy, this place is really scary, I want to go home!

“Gongzi, you’ve called so many sisters here, which sister are you planning to have stay behind?” The woman leaned towards Tang Doudou. How could Tang Doudou possibly have the nerve to allow the woman to lean on her? She hastily dodged.

The woman saw her dodge as if she was avoiding a snake and immediately turned back around sharply. Her red lips gently parted as she smiled sweetly. “Aiyah, gongzi, what are you dodging for!?”

Big Sis ah! It’s not that I want to hide. This woman is seriously making a passionate effort to fawn upon another woman, sister seriously can’t hold up ah!

Tang Doudou shuddered and she shifted around in her seat.

She still hadn’t figured out the current situation, so how could she have the presence of mind to deal with these big sisters? Her clear bright eyes looked around at the strange surroundings. The more she looked, the more alarmed she became. She was finally sure about one thing, this isn’t the hotel’s design!

This couldn’t be a recording site for a live reality tv show, right?

But she never received a notification ah! Meow meow miii*! To do this, they probably want to see her shameful performance, don’t they?

In Chinese, ‘miao’ = meow and is the sound a cat makes. ‘mi’ is a sound for calling a cat. ‘Miao miao mii’ and other variations like ‘miao a(one) mi’ have no actual meaning. They just sound cute and are often used by modern people to express anything from outrage to shock to amazement.

As she thought of those surveillance cameras that were in every possible nook and cranny, and those manipulators that set up pranks with mischievous attitudes just for the sake of satisfying the curiosity of the masses, Tang Doudou couldn’t help getting a bit angry!

Hmph! You want to play? Then Big Sis will properly play a round with you!

“Gongzi~ Could it be that you dislike this servant? Are you thinking that this servant isn’t as pretty as those other girls? Why are you being so cold to this servant
.”

That prostitute pouted playfully as she spoke. Her tender and soft body seemed to be itching to stick onto Tang Doudou’s body and her voice was supple to the point where water could drip out.

Then, that woman actually grabbed Tang Doudou’s small claw and did a very bold and off-the-scale action!

Tang Doudou instantly returned to her senses. Her dull eyes followed her arm and looked over, meeting head-on with a pair of charming silk-like eyes. She then looked at her own hand which was currently gripped and placed onto that woman’s chest, and the way it was still being intentionally dragged back and forth by the woman.

Hell! Tang Doudou was immediately thundered to the point where she was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. Haha, people from the city sure know how to play!

There was really no need to mention these women’s acting skills, they could practically throw the leading roles of some television dramas hundreds of streets away! Their acting seemed pretty much no different from natural personality!

Look at the setup, it was seriously a big production scene ah!

Tang Doudou’s eyes lit up. It looks as if they really got serious this time! Just for the sake of making her look dumb, they’ve practically even spurted blood*!

“spurted blood” means to put in a lot of effort, and might also connote to spending a lot of money.

This was such a golden opportunity, wouldn’t it be wasting their good intentions if she didn’t give a proper performance?

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Credits: Translated by Chiyomira, Edited by Prady

[Chiyomira’s Corner]

Lethal Weapon Discussion Amongst the Editors

S: This sentence doesn’t make sense. What is the “lethal weapon”?

M: Ehh, I assume it’s the male’s, uhh, reproductive organ.

C: But she doesn’t reach for her crotch until later lol

M: Oh that’s right
 In that case she touched the girl’s breast, calling it a weapon to make sure she’s not dreaming? But yeah, it makes sense I suppose. Still weird she went there to validate she’s awake xD

As you can see, this is a super funny and silly novel. There’s a lot of slang and funny sayings which makes this novel a challenge to translate even though the situation is pretty straightforward. I’ve chosen to keep a lot of the sounds that really have no meaning but to give a more informal and outrageous tone to the words like ‘ah’ and ‘ya’ as well as keep some of the sayings in their literal forms rather than the connotations. Because ‘spurted blood’ really gives off a different feel than ‘really put in effort’, no?

Also, this novel often directly shifts from describing the situation in third-person-ish pov directly into her first-person pov reaction, so if something confuses you, I highly encourage you to take another look and puzzle it out! I really found this fun to read so I hope my translations will be just as fun for you and that you’ll grow to love this novel! Enjoy~

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