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Live broadcast: Is this child eight years old? Are you kidding me?

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Chapter 21: Chapter 21

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Chapter 21: Chapter 21

The cheerful atmosphere in the live broadcast room can be seen everywhere.

However, after Ye Yingying left, Shen Yi and Chen Ning ate very quickly, and left after they were full.

Among them, there is also Chen Ning's urging, and more of it is Shen Yi's thin skin...

It seems that Shen Yi himself doesn't believe this.

But that's just the way it is.

If Ye Yingying was still eating with them.

Shen Yi can order two more dishes to eat together.

You can sell cuteness and coquettishness, you can do it.

But the problem is that if Shen Yi stays longer, his little face will be a little unbearable.

If he was really eight years old, he wouldn't have to worry about that.

But the problem is that the eight-year-old body hides the soul of a twenty-something.

After an embarrassing meal, Shen Yi swore that if there was a next time, he would definitely ask clearly!

Shen Yi checked his current popularity value.

More than 130,000!

There were a few thousand left yesterday, and today it has skyrocketed so much?

Shen Yi felt that it should be a problem with this lawsuit.

The number of people attracted has increased, which is why his popularity has skyrocketed.

Shen Yi was ecstatic in his heart, if he would come to such a live broadcast a few more times in the future.

Isn't your popularity worth more than one million in minutes?

Look at your 130,000 popularity value.

Shen Yi really wanted to have a 1w popularity value of ten consecutive draws!

But thinking of his own cheating system, Shen Yi still forgot it.

Ten consecutive draws have a guarantee, and the guarantee is given to a chicken!

Shen Yi knows too well the urine nature of this dog system.

Or the 10w lottery comes from the affordability.

There may not be as ornamental as the ten consecutive draws, which will make your mood go up and down.

But something that can guarantee a 10w draw will definitely be useful and won't be too rubbish.

It's like a lottery for a game.

The probability of 1,000 popularity points being green is low.

The probability of 10,000 popularity points coming out of blue is low.

The probability of 100,000 people becoming red is low.

But the probability of 100,000 popularity points being blue is definitely higher than

10,000 people! Shen Yi thought about it and

started the lottery!

"The lottery begins, congratulations to the host for drawing actor-level acting skills!" "

If you draw another 100,000 popularity points, you can unlock the 500,000 popularity lottery!" Listening

to the sound of the system tempting himself to earn popularity points, Shen Yi smiled.

Actor-level acting

!This is a good thing!

[Actor-level acting description: The host's acting skills have reached the point of being fake, and the stronger the willpower, the weaker the effect.

Shen Yi's eyes lit up after seeing the description.

Although acting seems to be a bit chicken, after all, I don't watch movies.

But how affordable

! At least it's much stronger than that dog language mastery

! When he thought of being proficient in dog language, Shen Yi was so angry in his heart

! The dog system caused me to lose my popularity value!

Shen Yi's teeth were itching.

After getting the good things, Shen Yi's thoughts returned to reality.

At this moment, Chen Ning also received a WeChat message from Cui Jinwu.

"You give Shen Yi your live mobile phone now, you hide farther away, the situational task begins to be implemented, there are staff members who play the role of human traffickers to hook up with Shen Yi, you can't help, everything depends on him. "

With a short hand, Chen Ning naturally did what he told him.

"Shen Yi, my sister has a bad stomach, I want to go to the bathroom and give you my mobile phone.

Shen Yi didn't notice Chen Ning's mobile phone, and after taking the phone, he said:

"There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey."

Chen Ningqi's little face was flushed, and he was actually despised by him!

After hearing Shen Yi's words in the live broadcast room, the screen was full of haha!"Shen Yi

, who did you learn from, it's really vivid!" "

Be gentle with girls, don't say anything like, pee, fart, etc." "

What do you say

?" "Doesn't the little fairy anymore?" "Nonsense, the little fairy

and smelly, disgusting I haven't slept for three days." "

I'll go, there's a ruthless person upstairs, shouldn't you taste it..."Shen

Yi watched the live broadcast room develop in a strange direction.

After the supertube came out to warn, he immediately changed the topic.

"Brothers and sisters, the weather is so nice today

!" "666, this technique of changing the topic is taught by Sister Ning's words and deeds

!" "Nonsense, Sister Ning is the best at pretending to be stupid, this kid is not good at it, he just didn't learn the essence at first glance

!" "The analysis upstairs is good!" "

Sister Ning is in the bathroom? Which bathroom, I have a bold idea!"

Upstairs, for your bold idea, our country has a whole set of criminal laws. "

Punishment, I look at the punishment, it's too tortureous!" "

666, the kind that normally plays and locks up the lawyer on the other side?"

Shen Yi was also helpless, the people watching the live broadcast were all people, and they couldn't stop them from talking.

At this time, an old lady who was walking like a fly appeared beside Shen Yi.

After coming to Shen Yi's side, he immediately bent over and put his hands behind his back, his legs and feet were unsteady, and his steps were staggering, just like the real thing! Shen Yi

didn't notice him, but Cui Jinwu, who was watching the live broadcast, noticed it, and he couldn't help but sigh.

"This actor is really dedicated, I thought it was true!"

"Children, children, can you take me to buy bread, I want to buy bread for my little grandson..."

Do you really treat Lao Tzu as

a child?" "A person with sound limbs, even an old man will not trouble a child, are you stupid for me?"

The old lady was shocked, this child is so smart?

She turned her head and looked at the sturdy man in the van in the distance, and her heart shuddered.

Because she's a real human trafficker!

"No, no, old lady, I'm dazzled..."

However, people in the live broadcast room swiped the screen one after another.

"Normal people don't bother people who are weaker than themselves, and this is a human trafficker.

"Isn't this what the crew was preparing for? I remember it was similar last season. "

Haha, the children of the last season were basically wiped out, and they were all arrested.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's just a few, and you don't chase it often when you see it." There

were only thirty people in total, and six or seven children were recruited, so it would be an exaggeration to say that the whole army was wiped out.

"Yes, it's better to be more careful, I heard that the children in my village were abducted and found three or four years later, and their hands and feet were cut off and begged. "

Traffickers should be damned! But this person's acting skills are so good, it's the same as

the real thing!" "The crew shouldn't go to invite the real thing, right? It's really a bloody investment!" Shen

Yi glanced at it casually, and after affirming that this was a human trafficker, he also smiled.

Isn't this just to provide popularity for himself?

Shen Yi instantly played his actor-level acting skills, clutching his stomach in pain, his face was embarrassed, and his face was distorted.

"My stomach hurts, my stomach hurts!"

the trafficker looked at it, didn't this send it to the door?"

"Oh, you recognize it, little friend, grandma took you to the hospital." And

the old buddies in the live broadcast room always focus on Qingqi.

"Is this private dish poisonous

? Sister Ning went to the bathroom, and the child also had a stomachache? This hygiene standard is not up to standard, call the Supervision Bureau to report!" "Ah? Yes, yes, yes!!Hahaha, I laughed to death! This is the same as the real thing, is it acted

?" "Let's just say that there is a possibility, the child really has a stomachache, and the child can have such acting skills

?" ", this is true, quickly summon Sister Ning! Is this trafficker from the crew?"

"Is this acting still a variety show? This is clearly an epic masterpiece movie!"

"May I ask if you are serious or not, it won't be an island tram scene, right?"

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