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Chapter 31: Chapter 31

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Chapter 31: Chapter 31

Shen Yi entered the lounge of the finals and saw the other 3 finalists who advanced to the finals.

"Boy, you're only eight years old and only in the third grade, I'm in the sixth grade!

One of the bald children said to him.

Shen Yi heard this sentence and went back directly

: "Then you are too powerful, I can't compare, after all, you are already extremely smart at a young age!" When

the bald child heard this, he immediately became angry, "How can you be like this! Make fun of other people's appearance!"

Shen Yi waved his hand: "I didn't provoke you, whoever provoked you!." Netizens in the

live broadcast room naturally saw this big drama, because Chen Ning had been following Shen Yi live streaming.

"Hahahaha, extremely smart! Who taught him to use it like this?"

"

It won't be long before the finals begin.

The final final was a test of cooking skills.

The organizer prepares the ingredients and designates a special reproduction.

"Sure enough, these 10-year-old children can cook?"

"How do you test your cooking skills in this intellectual competition? Organizer 666. The

host came to the stage: "Our last item is to test our cooking skills, cooking is simple for adults, but it has never been touched for children."

And cooking is also a very complicated thing

! It tests the children's endurance and intelligence! So I announced what I want them to do today!

" "Nine turns of the large intestine!"

Teacher Kefan initiated: "I am a professional

chef, in the first few projects, you all questioned, the chef is to be the judge of Shenma?

The nine-turn large intestine is a classic Lu dish, and cleaning is the key to this dish

! I hope the children can

come on and rush forward! And there is a child named

Shen Yi, you too, do you want to come on?" This is okay in front, Shen Yi listened to the yin and yang weird tone in the back, and immediately decided: "The nine-turn large intestine is right, I won't win the championship today, I want to treat you!".

At the beginning of the game, there were a total of 120 minutes for them to use, and Shen Yi pretended to wash his intestines in the vegetable washing basin.

The other children are carefully washing with vinegar and salt.

The taste of the large intestine is very strong, but these children in their teens are not afraid, but more and more energetic.

Considering the age, the organizer put a tutorial on making large intestines next to the cooking table.

So their steps are all quite normal.

Only Shen Yi was ready to give Teacher Kefan an abyss bomb.

While others were still washing their intestines, Shen Yi had already boiled it, and after staying in the pressure cooker for 1 hour, he took it out and prepared to fry it.

Add the spices and stir-fry until fragrant, this step is still the same, until the back is into the large intestine.

Pour the water in the pressure cooker just now, turn the heat to low, and use a professional term to call it "dung water to collect juice"!

The two hours passed quickly, and the rest of the contestants prepared their dishes and waited for the judges to taste them.

The top three contestant judges all gave pertinent comments, after all, the age is there, and it is already very good if it is not unpalatable.

Until Teacher Kefan arrived at Shen Yi's desk.

"Shen Yi's child, have you tasted the dish you made yourself?"

"Tasted a piece

!" "How does it taste

?" "Not bad!" "Then did you clean it carefully?"

"I deliberately kept a part of it during the cleaning process to keep it original, because this way I can let you know that you are eating the large intestine!"

"Then did you do it on purpose? or accidentally?".

"Deliberately

!" "Very good!"

Ke Fan forked one of them with a fork, put it in his mouth, and tasted it carefully. His face grew embarrassed.

"Shen Yi's little friend, if I'm not wrong, you were negligent in the process of purging, right?

If you really want to win the championship, you should think carefully about whether you are serious or not!"

"Ye just did it on purpose, no matter what you say!" Shen Yi held back a smile in his heart

, and the people in the live broadcast room fried the pot again after seeing this

!"Hahahaha, I don't know if you saw it, he just used the water to boil the large intestine to collect the juice! Shenma concept!" "

If you don't eat the large intestine, you can't eliminate me

, and if you eat the large intestine, you will be hit by my memory, contemporary Yangmou!haha."

"This little brother will be able to live, if the judge is the eighth, he will definitely be the champion!"

"Have you noticed, just now Kefan also specially picked the outermost piece!Who knew that this kid was so even!Hahaha"

Shen Yi saw that his points panel had skyrocketed by 60,000 points, just 100,000!

He stopped and laughed on the spot, but the judges were still in front of him.

"Shen Yi, little friend, what are you laughing at?, being criticized by me for being stupid?"

Shen Yi ignored him and left the competition scene directly, because he knew that it was impossible for him to win the championship in his nine-turn large intestine.

Chen Ning also followed

Shen Yi out, "Shen Yi, aren't you sad that you didn't win the championship?" "What's there to be sad about, I did it on purpose just now, let him try the defense!" When

the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they all talked about how much this little brother was a little lacking in morality!

Shen Yi saw it and hurriedly said: "He doesn't know how to taste the original taste, blame me

?" "Hahahaha, the original taste, can you try one?"

Shen Yi frowned: "Then forget it." Because I won't taste the original taste!" "

This little brother's national costume Sichuan Opera has changed his face! Say it will change!Hahahaha!"

Shen Yi ignored it and ordered a 10,000 consecutive draw.

Thank you for your patronage, thank you for your patronage....

Ding! It's still guaranteed! A golden light came out

! Congratulations on gaining the ability to protect yourself

! When you are in a very dangerous situation, this ability can wish you to escape! (can only be used once)

Shen Yi was still surprised just now that he finally withdrew the money, and the result was this chicken rib thing, but it was good, it

could be regarded as an insurance for his own life.

It was already 9 o'clock in the evening after the competition, and Chen Ning was ready to take Shen Yi home to cook.

"Shen Yi, is it okay for me to make fennel noodles for you today!" Shen Yi

felt that he could eat anything, but he was hungry anyway, so he followed Chen Ning home.

There was nothing wrong all the way in the car....

Wuhu!Finally home!Release yourself!

"Hey, hey, hey, converge, my live broadcast hasn't been turned off yet!" "

This little brother is very good at enjoying it, he lives at Sister Ning's house every day, and I admire it."

"Little brother, take the camera to your sister's wardrobe and take a look!"

Shen Yi saw this sentence and hurriedly replied:

"I'm not interested in her wardrobe!

"I'm going to make noodles for you to eat!You can play there by yourself

!" "Okay!"

Shen Yi took Chen Ning's mobile phone and lay on the sofa leisurely to brush a certain sound, and suddenly saw that his nine-turn large intestine was on the hot search today.

"Yo? This is on the hot search, is the traffic password so simple

?" Then Director Cui sent a message to Chen Ning again, "That Chen Ning, tomorrow our program team will negotiate with the water park, will you bring Shen Yi here tomorrow?"

Shen Yi listened: "Water park? This is a good feeling? Wouldn't you see Chen Ning wearing a swimsuit?"

Shen Yi hurriedly agreed, and told Chen Ning later.

"Hey, hey, hey, he

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