Hengtian Continent!
Southern Region!
Wu Country!
Xiao Niu Village!
On a dilapidated wooden bed, Chen Qingyun suddenly woke up.
He was gasping for air.
“Who am I! Where am I? What am I supposed to be doing?”
As two streams of memories flooded in, Chen Qingyun felt a dizzying headache.
After a period of spinning disorientation.
“I remember now, my name is Chen Qingyun!”
But what’s with these extra memories?
Unconsciously!
Chen Qingyun noticed his hands.
His skin was not only loose and wrinkled, but also covered in age spots.
His body was gaunt and bony, his hair white, showing signs of age and desolation.
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“What’s going on?”
“Could it be? I transmigrated?”
Something even dogs wouldn't believe actually happened to him?
According to the extra memories, his current location belonged to the Cultivation World.
Although he was in the Cultivation World, the original owner of the body had no spiritual roots and couldn't cultivate.
Even more speechless was that this body was already 88 years old.
If the original owner hadn't died of old age, he wouldn't have been able to transmigrate.
“Haha! So, I really transmigrated inexplicably.”
Chen Qingyun’s face was bitter!
He touched his face, which was as thin as a monkey's, and his skin, which had lost its elasticity, self-mockingly said, “I don’t ask for great wealth or a golden finger!
Damn it! Even transmigrating into a young person would be better than this!”
This half-dead, decaying body was incredibly inconvenient.
Chen Qingyun struggled greatly to get up from the broken bed.
“This thieving old heaven is truly something else, it’s going to kill me!”
He had only spent 3888 to find two software hardening engineers to help develop a software.
Originally, Chen Qingyun thought the worst outcome would just be a program crash or a virus! Something that could be solved by going to the hospital.
But now! He directly transmigrated into this useless person whose software was about to be scrapped.
“Alright! Now it’s truly over!”
Chen Qingyun leaned on his smooth, polished walking stick, regretting so much that he almost ground his molars to dust.
“If I had known, I wouldn’t have played so recklessly. Now, regretting it is useless.”
“Damn it! I am irreconcilable with gambling and drugs, an eternal enemy!”
Chen Qingyun, leaning on his cane and hunched over, opened the door and came out to lie on a reclining chair outside the house.
He glanced at the two crows happily cawing on a nearby willow tree, then looked up at the sky with a helpless expression!
His hands trembled as he raised two friendly middle fingers! If he had the urge to urinate now, he really would have shot two streams towards the sky.
“Go to hell! Heavenly Dao!”
Without a golden finger! Given the current state of this body! He had no choice but to lie flat.
“Sigh! Am I just going to die like this?”
Having just transmigrated, to die so ignominiously, Chen Qingyun was truly unwilling.
Not only was it an embarrassment to transmigrators, but it was also not Chen Qingyun’s style of doing things.
Better to kill the wrong person than to let one go! This was Chen Qingyun’s belief.
However, this body was already nearing its end, and he was powerless.
…
“Is Uncle Chen home?”
Just as Chen Qingyun closed his eyes, waiting to die and no longer struggling!
Outside the courtyard, a voice startled him!
“The door’s not closed, come in!”
Creak!
The courtyard gate was pushed open!
A slightly plump old man with a smiling face walked in.
This person’s name was Wang Teng! He was the village chief of Xiao Niu Village.
“Uncle Chen! This is the wine I bought for you!”
Wang Teng, with a fawning smile, brought the wine jar he was carrying and shook it in front of Chen Qingyun.
Clang! Clang!
The sound of wine sloshing in the jar indicated there was indeed wine inside.
“Heh! So it’s the village chief! May I ask why you’re looking for this old man!”
Chen Qingyun’s expression remained unchanged, showing no particular emotion.
However, he didn’t have much fondness for people like village chiefs.
Whether in his previous life or this one!
These guys, most of them, would eat their fill and then curse the cook, or finish chanting scriptures and then beat the monk.
They would eat at the table like humans, but then bite people under the table; they were human to your face, but devils behind your back.
Chen Qingyun understood them perfectly: when they needed you, they would act like absolute subservients.
When they didn't need you, they would absolutely show no mercy in messing with you.
“Hey! Uncle! You’re an elder in the village, you can just call me Xiao Teng, calling me village chief is too formal.”
Wang Teng was only in his sixties, considered a junior to Chen Qingyun in the village.
This little bastard had been full of bad intentions since he was a child, and after becoming village chief, he only got worse.
This little bastard never came without a reason, he definitely had something to ask of him.
“Then Xiao Teng! May I ask why you’re looking for this old man!”
“To tell you the truth, Uncle, I came to ask you… to check my body! I’ve been feeling very tired lately.”
Wang Teng’s son was naturally impotent, and his daughter-in-law, Gao Xiulan, had never gotten pregnant.
Wang Teng was incredibly anxious! Finally, he thought of a solution! Relying on himself was better than relying on others.
However! A long time passed, and it was still useless.
Now! As time went on, and he got older, Wang Teng found his body couldn’t take it anymore.
He had also tried seeing doctors elsewhere, but they weren’t very effective.
Chen Qingyun also had some knowledge of medicine, but Chen Qingyun mostly treated livestock, and didn't spend much time treating people.
And besides! He was already this old, if the villagers found out his secret.
Wang Teng would lose all face in the village.
However! After going to many places, Wang Teng still had no results!
Now, he only wanted to hold a big “grandson” as soon as possible.
“See a doctor? I’m just a veterinarian! Didn’t you know?”
The Mu Zhu of the east family not going into heat, the dog of the west family not having puppies! Chen Qingyun had indeed seen many such cases.
He even had some research on male impotence and premature ejaculation, and could treat them with some effect.
But! Why should he help this bad guy?
“Humans and animals are similar, aren’t treatments the same? It’s just the dosage that’s different.”
“Please, Uncle Chen, help me! My body is getting worse and worse, if my family doesn’t have me, then it’s truly over.”
“And our Xiulan, whether she can have a big grandson, it all depends on me…”
“Oh no! It all depends on you!”
Wang Teng realized he had spoken wrongly and quickly changed his words to cover up.
“Hey, hey, hey! Make yourself clear, how does it all depend on me…”
【Ding! Righteous Path System bound successfully! Please help Gao Xiulan form a Nascent Soul to fully activate the system!】
“What the hell?! System? Nascent Soul formation? Are you sure you’re really the Righteous Path?”
Chen Qingyun joked with the system, but his body was honest, already trembling with excitement! He originally thought he was finished.
Unexpectedly! A small interlude actually bound a system.
Suddenly! Chen Qingyun found the Wang Teng in front of him incredibly pleasing to the eye.
Originally, he wanted to directly refuse!
But! Now he simply couldn't refuse, or perhaps he couldn't stop at all.
“Alright! Bring Xiulan over and I’ll examine her too!”
“Really! Uncle Chen, you agreed! That’s great.”
“With Uncle Chen making a move, Xiulan will definitely get pregnant.”
“As long as I get to hold a big grandson, you’ll be the great benefactor of our family, and I will repay you!”
“Uncle, then I’ll go call Xiulan now!”
Wang Teng shouted excitedly and quickly rushed home.
Before, when Widow Zhang’s pig couldn’t have piglets, it was Chen Qingyun who cured it!
He believed! As long as Chen Qingyun made a move, Xiulan’s pregnancy shouldn't be a big problem.
Wang Teng now only wanted Gao Xiulan to get pregnant as soon as possible.
Now, Wu Country and Nanli Country were fighting fiercely! The population loss was severe.
If his son couldn’t avoid conscription and had to serve, it would be too late.
Therefore, he had to have his own grandson before his son left.
Although Wang Teng left with a smiling face, he was sneering inwardly.
“After Xiulan gets pregnant, I will definitely make sure this old immortal disappears. You can only blame yourself for knowing too much.”
Looking at Wang Teng’s retreating back, Chen Qingyun’s mouth curved slightly!
A strange smile appeared on his face.
Chen Qingyun didn't expect Wang Teng to repay him. Doing good deeds doesn't necessarily bring good rewards! But he could remain anonymous.
Now with the system in hand, he had to do more good deeds.
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PS: First, let me state that this book is in the 'old man' style! Readers who like this style can check it out, please don't criticize if you don't like it! The old man's appearance will be adjusted later! (Limited to mental state, physique! Adjustments like age spots, making him appear like an immortal sage! He will not become young, so please read with confidence!)
Also! The book can only be written to this extent, please bear with it! I can't explain any more, I'm truly powerless.