No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

Ninth-Rank Refiner

Ninth-Rank Refiner

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 289: The coolest joke

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Traveling Through The Heavens, I Am The Avada Sword Master

Chen Yu, he has many identities. He is a gamer and a student at Hogwarts. He is Tony Stark's savior and is also respected as the Second Supreme by the wizards of Kamar-Taj. He was the victor of the Fourth Holy Grail War and El-Melloi II's student and greatest patron. He was given the three Unforgivable Curses at the beginning and almost entered Slytherin. His biggest dream is to explore the magical mysteries of different worlds. What I want to do most is to fire an Avada Kedavra light cannon at the enemy. "Attention, attention! Everyone, look over here, follow my lead. I have an announcement to make!" "I, Chen Yu, the Sword Master of Avada, come and fight me if you don't agree!"

Ongoing
Destined Villain: I Was Born To Be The Taboo Of The Heavens

[Traditional fantasy + villain + no heroine + Great Love Immortal + Backer King + plot flow] In the last catastrophe, three thousand people with destiny were trapped in desperate situation. Shen Changsheng escaped with the help of the Supreme Cauldron, forced his way across the long river of time and returned to the past. In his new life, he chose to hunt for destiny, keep the supreme inheritance for himself, and live only to pursue immortality. With the advantage of rebirth and numerous calculations, he rose strongly and transformed from a chess piece in the eyes of the emperor to a chess player. The enemy wails: How can we defeat him? Someone reminded: Go and hold his brother hostage, that’s his weakness! However, facing Shen Changgeng, the enemy felt despair again. "Get lost! This is not a weakness, it's a bait! His brother is still the backer king!" Shen Changgeng: "Dad, save me! Mom, save me! Grandpa, save me! Uncle and aunt, save me! Brother~~~~ come and save me!" With the arrival of Shen Changsheng and the appearance of the Supreme Cauldron, he was able to refine the heavens, the earth, and even the immortals! A friend asked him: Brother Shen, why is your tripod emitting black smoke? Shen Changsheng said: What you don’t know is that this is the Human Emperor Cauldron. It absorbs the primordial purple energy and has turned purple to black. If you don’t believe me, come in and take a look? …… Finally, when his magic power and physical body were invincible, he looked back and realized that his background was also invincible and that he was born a taboo. ———————————— All in all, the story tells the story of a reborn person who goes against the current and pursues eternal life by any means necessary. This book is a traditional fantasy, the protagonist is not a group favorite villain, the character is insidious and cunning, hypocritical and resourceful.

Ongoing
Chaos Treasure Bagua Furnace

[Mortal flow, no system, no time travel, no harem, alchemy, weapon refining, talisman making, body refining] He was originally a genius boy, but because a furnace entered his body, his cultivation level plummeted three times, and he turned from a genius into a waste. Fight for opportunities, seize fortune, with a furnace in hand, the world is mine! (Cultivation system: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Refining...)

Ongoing
Daojun, Starting From Penglai Foundation

The wind rises from the mountains and rivers, shaking the heavens. Jiang Sheng was born in the great realm of mountains and rivers, entered the Taoist sect Penglai, eight years old Xu Dao, four years of literacy, six years of spring and autumn have laid the foundation of the heavenly way, coinciding with the catastrophe is about to occur, and the wind and clouds are gathering. When the four directions are arrogant, slay the ghosts and gods, and embark on the road to immortality, the Taoist lord is already at his feet. The right person says: "Xu Dao Penglai Pavilion, revered in the clear heavens."

Ongoing
Throne Of The North

The war of the gods made the sky burst with flames, and the death of the gods plunged the earth into the eternal silence of winter. Under the glory of divinity, the extraordinary army is replacing the authority of the gods... The Templar Knights of the Empire trampled on the bones of giants, the nightmare knights gathered in the depths of the Grand Duke's territory, and the legions of vampires slept in the ancient coffins in the earldom In the spiritual cognition, Ryan opened a door to another world —— When all the nobles were arguing in the south, when countless interests were intertwined in the land of the south Someone finally remembered that countless wealth was buried in the north covered by winter wind and flying snow But when he went to the north, he found that this cold world already had a master When he wanted to tell the lord as a great noble... "You said you are just a baron???" He looked at the Great Wall in the ice and snow in the north, and also looked at the terrible extraordinary army on the snow field in silence

Ongoing
Bewitching Prince Spoils His Wife: Genius Doctor Unscrupulous Consort

She was the head of a powerful, medicine-orientated aristocratic family.Crossing through a millennium, she ended up in the body of the General Household’s “trash” young miss, whose engagement with the Crown Prince was just broken as she suffered under everybody’s taunts!In the drafting feast, she was re-engaged by the Emperor to marry the famous disabled prince!Everybody laughed, a blind trash with a disabled wastrel. What a perfect match!However, they didn’t know that in her hand, she grasped the long-lost primordial pill recipes! Her practice in medicine had reached the apex! Her contracted beasts were unique in the world!What was the most frightening, was the disabled prince she was engaged to…….A black-belly full of dirty tricks, with a heaven-opposing cultivation physique, he defeats all geniuses!In his wheelchair during the day, yet entangling her in bed as he trained his waist muscles… MF! Is he really crippled!?

Ongoing
Overgeared

As Shin Youngwoo has had an unfortunate life and is now stuck carrying bricks on construction sites. He even had to do labor in the VR game, Satisfy! However, luck would soon enter his hopeless life. His character, ‘Grid’, would discover the Northern End Cave for a quest, and in that place, he would find ‘Pagma’s Rare Book’ and become a legendary class player… Translator: Rainbow Turtle Editors: LD and Superposhposh

Ongoing
Lazy Dungeon Master

“Hey, hurry up and massacre those bandits!”“No way, I don’t want to work…”Spending my daily life in leisure, that was my pastime—until I was summoned into another world and met a blonde loli introducing herself as Dungeon Core No. 695.“Save my dungeon. By the way, if the dungeon core is destroyed, you’ll also go down with me as the dungeon master.”A dungeon with a single room. Moreover, one already controlled by bandits. This is a [Checkmate] no matter how you look at it. Guess there’s nothing to do but somehow get out of this situation so that I can [Not Work]!!

Ongoing
Star Odyssey

Join Lu Yin on an epic journey across the Universe, pursuing the truth and tragedy of his past. This is a world of science fantasy where the older generations step back and allow the young to take charge of affairs. Heart-wrenching separations, terrifying situations, all with comic relief that will leave you coming back for more. This is a world where the other characters actually matter, and are revisited frequently as their own lives unfold. Dotting Lu Yin’s path are monumental feats of kingdom-building and treacherous political situations where he must tread carefully if he wants to get to the truth of his history.

Ongoing
I have an eye of truth

The earth is invaded by an alien world. To protect their home, humans activate the core power of the earth and build a defense line, which is ninety-nine layers of the world. Weaken the external biological power layer by layer in the world to protect the homeland. The people on Earth hunt monsters, obtain their cores, and use them to increase their strength. The layered world connects to foreign lands and can occupy some weak worlds and make them part of itself. Wang Yang possesses the Eye of Truth, which allows him to quickly absorb monster cores, acquire monster skills and strengthen them, starting from the first level. There are five common professions in the main world: warrior, psychic, magician, diviner, and transformerShow moreAuthor's Other NovelsStart with Construction SkillsRise of the PlantsEarth Through The AgesEvil Insect God

Completed
Top Tier Providence, Secretly Cultivate for a Thousand Years

Being reincarnated in a cultivation world, Han Jue realizes that he can live his life like a video game. He con reroll his cultivation potential and connate providence.So, he spends 11 years rerolling for a good one…[Unparalleled: Immortal beauty, top-notch charm][Destined Sword fanatic: Top-notch Sword Dao aptitude, top-notch Sword Dao learning ability][Unparalleled Movement Technique: Top-notch movement technique aptitude][Descendant of the Immortal Emperor: You will receive an unparalleled cultivation technique and 1,000 superior-grade spirit stones]In pursuit of longevity, Han Jue decides to cultivate in a low-profile manner.A thousand years later, generations of cultivators have become history.That is when the deities start cleansing the mortal world. Han Jue can no longer hide and must do something about it.Then he realizes, deities and gods aren't that powerful after all!

Completed
Rebirth of an Idle Noblewoman

She was the illegitimate daughter of the Gu family from N City, and a gloomy coward in everyone’s eyes.She was an unparalleled genius in the finance world, controlling the market as if she could foresee the future.She was an inheritor of ancient medical arts, healing wounds and growing flesh on bones with a single golden needle.A legend in the ancient martial artist world, the goddess of the entertainment industry, a master of Chinese arts…She was dazzling and talented, but also cool, calculating and aloof!Her origins were a mystery…As her origins are slowly uncovered, see how she takes up responsibility, and writes a brilliant page in history!In her past life, she was reduced to an abandoned daughter by her family, and now that she was reborn, she’ll do all she can to change the fate of her and the ones she cares about, showing off and dealing with her enemies like flies on the way.—He was mysterious and dignified, an enigma who was the strongest in the ancient martial arts world.He was the leader of a mysterious organization in China, killing cold-bloodedly without batting an eyelash.When the cool and enigmatic meets the cold-blooded, watch the show unfold!—“Miss, I see there is a shadow on your forehead, and there shall be misfortune in your future.”“…Let me tell you now, that is my mommy and not yours, so you better not appear in front of her! It’s extremely easy for me to make a person disappear in this city….”Not soon after, a certain beautiful Miss. Gu stood in front of her with a smile. “I’ve never even looked that family of yours in the eye, but…This Jing Capital is my territory!”—Mr. Jiang’s quotes:You’re in charge of being pretty and having a good time, I’m in charge of providing for the family.I like her, not someone that looks like her, nor someone that acts like her. I won’t like anyone if it’s not her!If you bully her, I will…Destroy this world…—TLDR: The female lead’s road to greatness after getting a system by accident.

Chapter 289: The coolest joke

From the entrance of Qian Manor, a stunning woman in a blue cheongsam gracefully walked over, revealing a section of her icy, snow-white leg with each swaying step.

Zeng Zifang’s charm captivated the entire scene!

Despite the current weather, Cultivators were not afraid of the cold, yet she dressed like that. Qian Duoduo was truly impressed.

For the sake of making a striking impression, women could traverse through spring, summer, autumn, and winter in their attire.

Qian Duoduo quickly lowered his head, sighing internally, “What a temptress.”

The ten Black-Robed Guardians flying in the air immediately lost their balance, one by one falling to the ground, with half of them stumbling and landing on their faces.

Above the Appraisal Fair, Elder Ma’s body also couldn’t help but drop a foot, but fortunately, his cultivation was profound, and he immediately stopped his descent, no longer daring to look at Zeng Zifang.

“Grand Elder.”

Elder Ma’s horse-like face flushed slightly as he nodded diagonally towards Zeng Zifang.

Zeng Zifang didn't return the greeting. “Elder Ma, when did you build a new prison?”

Elder Ma was stunned. “No, I didn’t.”

“Oh, Elder Ma, you’re planning to arrest five or six hundred Disciples from my Nose Peak in one go. I thought you had built a new prison and wanted to fill it up quickly.”

Another hint of red appeared on Elder Ma’s face.

“Oh my, this Magic Treasure is fantastic!”

Zeng Zifang took two steps forward, exclaiming in admiration at the Magic Treasure hanging on Qian Duoduo’s wooden pole.

“As expected of craftsmanship from the Upper Road! The workmanship, the materials, the firing—everything is absolutely superb!”

Her eyes shifted, and she said to the Disciples squatting on the ground, “The first person you should thank is me. It was I who asked Qian Duoduo to bring out these satisfactory Magic Treasures for everyone to trade. I didn’t expect him to be so thoughtful, giving our Nose Peak an exclusive event first.”

As Zeng Zifang spoke, her eyes flowed, and her body stretched, leaving the five hundred-plus Disciples on the field dumbfounded.

Saliva actually dripped from Guan Tusheng’s mouth.

“Cough!” Elder Ma lightly coughed. “Elder Zeng, we are currently handling a case.”

“Handling a case? What case?” Zeng Zifang’s face rapidly cooled, turning from sunny to rainy.

“Qian Duoduo illegally sold goods and attacked a Protector from the Sect Law Enforcement Division. The Disciples present are implicated and are all considered traitors to the Sect.”

Elder Ma’s lips flapped like iron sheets, still holding onto the grave accusation of treason.

“Illegally selling goods? Haha, haha, Elder Ma, you’re so amusing! This is the coldest joke I’ve heard all year!”

Zeng Zifang chuckled lightly, holding her slender waist, her snow-like skin appearing and disappearing, making the squatting Disciples’ eyes go wide.

“He has a spirit commerce certificate. Not to mention this Lower Road, even on the Upper Road, he is compliant and legal,” Zeng Zifang said with a helpless expression.

Elder Ma’s mouth remained firm. “What he said, I need to verify.”

Zeng Zifang’s eyebrows immediately shot up. “You have the right to verify, but you have no right to accuse someone of treason and arrest them for prison before verification. You are derelict in your duty! You are abusing your power!”

“He attacked the Protector first!”

Elder Ma pointed at the Black-Robed Guardian on the platform.

“Attacked first? Qian Duoduo, you tell us.” Zeng Zifang looked at Qian Duoduo.

“I have video evidence. He didn’t understand the spirit commerce certificate, refused to listen to explanations, and made the first move.”

Qian Duoduo handed the Jade Slip to Zeng Zifang.

To prevent theft, robbery, and trouble, Qian Duoduo had placed video recording Jade Slips at ten points both inside and outside the Appraisal Fair.

Zeng Zifang took the Jade Slip, a hint of admiration in her eyes. “Elder Ma, do you have any explanation?”

Elder Ma looked at the Black-Robed Guardian on the platform, as if blaming him for his inefficiency.

Before doing something bad, one must first check if there are any surveillance cameras.

“You groundlessly insulted and injured my Nose Peak Disciples, disrupted my peak’s Appraisal Fair, and arbitrarily condemned my peak’s Disciples for the grave crime of treason, Elder Ma, tell me, how will today’s matter be resolved?”

“Or, how about the two of us and these five or six hundred Disciples all take a trip to the Sect Leader’s place, so that the infamous reputation of treason won’t stick?”

Zeng Zifang stepped on a Ruyi Scepter, and with each sentence she spoke, she pressed one step closer to Elder Ma in mid-air.

With each step she pressed closer, the panic on Elder Ma’s face deepened.

His eyes looked up towards the cliff.

Following his gaze, Zeng Zifang’s face showed a cold smile, and she reached out to grab Elder Ma’s sleeve.

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device