No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

Practicing Magical Skills By Mistake Will Cause Chaos In The World

Practicing Magical Skills By Mistake Will Cause Chaos In The World

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 4: How can one not be crazy when practicing martial arts?

Read on App

Chapter 4: How can one not be crazy when practicing martial arts?

"The weather is cold, I invite you two gentlemen to take shelter from the wind at my humble abode!"

Shi Feizhe was dazzled and saw the woman coming to the campfire like a ghost and repeating the same sentence to them.

Although they were very close, Shi Feizhe could not sense any breath of life from her.

The woman stared at them, especially Hua Xiaomei, as if she was staring at a big meal, and the longing in her eyes was about to overflow.

This made Shi Feizhe's hair stand on end! Damn it, are there ghosts in this world?

With a "whoosh", Hua Xiaomei opened her fan, and on the front of the fan was a picture of a hundred flowers in full bloom.

He waved his fan, blowing a fragrant breeze towards the woman in white, and then said seriously: "No!"

The woman was silent for a moment amidst the fragrant breeze. Then, several figures quickly moved backwards and disappeared into the black night.

"What is this?" Shi Feizhe saw the woman in white walking backwards, always facing them. He felt a chill. What on earth was this?

Is it a human? Is it a ghost?

"A demon girl! A demon girl from the Tiannu Sect!" Hua Xiaomei slammed her fan shut and said, "Fortunately, she's just a demon girl who has just entered the Transcendence Stage, otherwise it would be really troublesome!"

"Tiannu Sect?" Shi Feizhe repeated, then said, "What is that?"

Hua Xiaomei glanced at Shi Feizhe and said, "Little brother, you've just been traveling around the world!"

"I'm not even a gangster, so how can I be considered a wanderer?" Shi Feizhe shook his head and said.

"Once you enter the martial arts world, it's like entering a deep sea. You have no choice but to be a martial artist!" Hua Xiaomei sighed and continued, "The Tiannu Sect is a peculiar sect that only accepts female disciples."

"Oh?" Shi Feizhe looked at Hua Xiaomei curiously. It seemed that Hua Xiaomei knew something about the Tiannv Sect!

In this world, there are martial arts masters of both sexes, so the status of women is not that low.

"The Tiannu Sect's unique secret manual, 'The Seven Treasures Glazed Sutra of Form and Formlessness,' was originally passed down from the Danse Temple. It emphasizes the balance between form and formlessness, achieving a pure glazed purity. Somehow, it ended up in the possession of a woman."

"Then, she mastered it and went crazy!"

"Huh? Practicing martial arts can make you go crazy!" Shi Feizhe felt incredible.

"It's impossible not to go crazy when practicing martial arts!" Hua Xiaomei said quietly:

"The inheritance of martial arts requires not only secret manuals, but also personal instruction and explanation from a master. Only by carefully explaining the dialects, terminology, ambiguous words, and metaphors within the manual can one fully understand it. Only then can it be considered a martial arts inheritance."

"Every martial arts manual is written by humans. Since it's written by humans, it naturally has their own speaking and writing habits. Jiuzhou is so big, and just the dialects alone are enough to give you a headache. Not to mention some words that have the same pronunciation but different meanings."

"The 'Seven Treasures Glazed Glass Sutra' was written by a monk from Danse Temple. It uses a lot of Buddhist terminology and metaphors. The woman didn't understand these, and she simply practiced after seeing the secret manual."

Shi Feizhe felt a chill on his back when he heard this.

He didn't understand anything about "dialects, terminology, ambiguous words, and metaphors" when he practiced the "True Source Sword Finger Technique".

Just like modern people reading the "Tao Te Ching", they recognize the words, but do they understand the meaning?

He won’t go crazy too!

I thought about the many dialects on the Internet in my previous life, such as "sticky bag", "solid but not bad", "chaob", "doornur", and "pushie".

I think it is the same in this world. There are many words that seem normal to locals but are not well understood in other places.

As for homophones and simplified characters, there are even more.

"Some of the secret manuals in the martial arts world are passed down from ancestors, and the rest were compiled by the imperial court during the Da Cai period a thousand years ago, gathering the power of the world and the wisdom of everyone. The wording used in many secret manuals is very different from that of today." Hua Xiaomei said.

Cai was a dynasty that unified Kyushu a thousand years ago. Later, the dynasty collapsed and Kyushu entered a situation of martial arts separatism, which has continued to this day.

"No wonder, practicing martial arts is bound to drive you crazy!" Shi Feizhe suppressed his suspicions that he might go mad after hearing what Hua Xiaomei said. After careful consideration, he understood the other meaning of this sentence.

Martial arts is the most direct way to break through class barriers and gain power. When a martial artist gains power through martial arts, they will inevitably encrypt their martial arts skills to ensure that they can be passed down to their children and disciples, thus ensuring the continuation of their power.

In the past, ancient officials all underwent years of study, and official documents were written with strict rules and formatting. In this chaotic world, where are the rules for writing and formatting? Martial arts manuals are written the way I want them to be written!

In the ancient world of the past, knowledge could be used to monopolize the class. Isn't the martial arts of this world also a kind of knowledge? And it's powerful knowledge!

It's like an enhanced version of the ancient imperial examination. How can it not drive people crazy?

In fact, most people in the martial arts world are like Shi Feizhe, who are eager to practice martial arts in order to achieve class advancement.

Therefore, if there is a martial arts secret book, no matter whether it is true or false, there will be people who risk their lives to practice it.

Considering the difficulty of inheriting martial arts secrets, the probability of people dying from practicing them is very high.

If such a person does not die, then there is probably something wrong with his training.

There is either something wrong with your body or something wrong with your brain!

This world is too realistic and too crazy!

"It's always so difficult for cattle and horses to stand out from the crowd!" Shi Feizhe couldn't help but sigh after thinking about this.

"Little brother, you're right. Since ancient times, it's been difficult to stand out! After that woman went crazy, she called herself the Glazed Pure Buddha Mother and founded the Tiannu Sect!" Hua Xiaomei returned to the Tiannu Sect and continued:

"The people of the Tiannu Sect believe that everything is external, and everything is also formless. People in the world walk in external appearances and live in formlessness. Therefore, they do some crazy and creepy things."

"How crazy is it?" Shi Feizhe asked.

"If they like a man, they will invite that man home. Then they will have sex with him every day." Hua Xiaomei glanced at Shi Feizhe and said.

"Huh???" Shi Feizhe was shocked and said, "These people are crazy!"

"That's really sick!" Hua Xiaomei nodded and said, "Love means being together, inseparable for a single moment. They let men become part of their strength, so they can be together for eternity."

“…”

This is too crazy!

"How can this be explained as being together? These crazy women are seriously ill!" Shi Feizhe said with a bit of fear: "Thank you, Brother Hua, for saving my life!"

"Ahem...!" Hua Xiaomei coughed awkwardly and said, "Actually, I should have been the one who affected my little brother."

"What do you mean?" Shi Feizhe asked.

"Although those women from the Tiannv Sect are crazy, not everyone can be attracted to them! Men like me must protect themselves well when we go out!" Hua Xiaomei said with her hands spread out.

"If it weren't for me, the demon girl from the Tiannu Sect might not have come to trouble little brother."

“…”

You are so...

What’s the point of you being more handsome than me?

Even though you are handsome, you are still entangled by the crazy woman from the Tiannu Sect!

Shi Feizhe cursed in his heart!

What’s the point of you being more handsome than me!

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Martial Arts Points: Perfection In One Second

After waking up, Dongfang Yueming became an orphan in the world of high-level martial arts. He had nothing except a panel that could directly add points to his martial arts skills! Is it difficult to practice martial arts? Is it hard to master martial arts? Are resources scarce? Dongfang Yueming said: This is not a big deal! [Ding! Consume 1 point, basic skin hardening method introduction!] [Ding! Consumed 19 points, basic skin hardening method completed!] [Ding! Consume 60 points, the Wave Skin Tempering Technique is complete! Reach the Jade Skin Realm!] Seeing others still struggling to get started with skin tempering, Dongfang Yueming silently lit a cigarette (not really), keeping his achievements and fame to himself. Are you bullying me because I have no money or connections? Are you mocking my slow progress? See you in the ring in a month? Dongfang Yueming: "Sorry, I was afraid you couldn't take my blow... No, I was afraid you couldn't see me strike clearly!" "In this world, there's nothing that can't be solved with a little extra! If there is, then add a hundred million points!"

Ongoing
Villain: The Heroine Told Me Not To Do This

【Wei Wu】+【Refreshing Article】+【Relaxed and Funny】 Qin Xiao never thought that he would travel through time one day, and become a rich, handsome and prestigious man in the novel. But the problem is that he has a brother who is a cold-blooded and overbearing CEO, and the other party is the villain in the novel... Qin Xiao was very worried. Seeing his brother doting on him, Qin Xiao decided to do something.

Ongoing
Deduction, Taoism Becomes The Origin

[Only My Own Law] + [No Harem] + [Taoist Ancestor] + [Urban Imagination] + [Slow Start] Yuan Chen, having traveled to an ordinary urban world, thought he would quietly guard a Taoist temple and die of old age. However, Xiaozhu's arrival changed his fate. "Xiaozhu deduced, infusing all my knowledge, fantasies, and possibilities into it, completing this world's only cultivation method." This method is called the "Yuqing Yuanshi Kaitian Jing." After a hundred days of foundation building, one must refine essence into qi according to the first stage described in the "Zhonglu Chuandao Ji." Those who achieve perfection in cultivation are considered human immortals. The "Zhonglu Chuandao Ji" states that heaven and earth are divided into five types of immortals: ghost immortals, human immortals, earthly immortals, divine immortals, and celestial immortals. Yuan Chen believes that those who achieve perfection in refining essence into qi can become human immortals (punches can create ten-meter tsunamis, and severed limbs can be regenerated in seven days). Those who have perfected the practice of Qi transformation can become earthly immortals (deploying Qi shields to resist asteroid impacts, turning global deserts into oases and melting glaciers into rivers and seas in a single thought, demonstrating the ability to "change the world"). Those who have perfected the practice of returning the spirit to emptiness can become divine immortals (opening a "parallel universe live broadcast room" to allow swordsmen from the martial arts world and cyberpunk mecha masters to fight each other online like "cross-server PK") Those who have perfected the practice of refining emptiness and merging with the Tao can become celestial immortals (entering the "void womb" before the birth of the universe, using consciousness as a "Tao pen" to draw the first world line. Where the pen tip passes, yin and yang are separated, and clear and turbid are separated, just like the replay of "Pangu creating the world"). Further up is Hunyuan, the Tao, the unpredictable, indescribable, and incredible is Yuanshi Tianwang, the "incarnation of Tao" that transcends form and name. Protagonists: Wang Chen, Yuan Chen

Ongoing
Fighting Soul Clan Demon Girl

Traveling across the Douqi Continent, Hun Ruoruo is unlucky enough to become the daughter of Emperor Hun Tian . On one side is her villain father who wants to sacrifice the entire clan, and on the other side is the hostile protagonist of destiny. The only way to survive seems to be to do something before the protagonist rises... Fight Xiao Yan head-on? What a joke, Hun Ruoruo never planned to fight him head-on from the beginning. As a demon girl, she naturally has a way to win without bloodshed. I am a weak girl, what can you do to me?

Ongoing
Bringing The Farm To Live In Another World

King Grey has unrivaled strength, wealth, and prestige in a world governed by martial ability. However, solitude lingers closely behind those with great power. Beneath the glamorous exterior of a powerful king lurks the shell of man, devoid of purpose and will.Reincarnated into a new world filled with magic and monsters, the king has a second chance to relive his life. Correcting the mistakes of his past will not be his only challenge, however. Underneath the peace and prosperity of the new world is an undercurrent threatening to destroy everything he has worked for, questioning his role and reason for being born again.

Ongoing
Side Character Transmigrations: The Final Boss is No Joke

System: Host, what is that thing in the sky?Shi Sheng: An intergalactic spaceship.System: …This is a cultivation world, where did an intergalactic spaceship come from?!—System: Host, what are you holding in your hand?Shi Sheng: Xuanyuan Sword.System: This is an advanced scientific world, where did an ancient divine sword come from?! Wait a moment… Host what are you doing?! Σ(°△°|||)︴Shi Sheng: Breaking apart the main couple. ヾ(^▽^*)))#MyHostIsTooPowerfulAndLikesToBreakShips#Note : ‘shipping’ is the term people use when they want two people to be a couple.

Ongoing
Pure Love ✕ Insult Complex

I fell in love. Her name was Shirasaka Yukino. I could only look at her from a distance. However one day I heard that she already had a boyfriend. Even if I love her, I can’t have her. The devil sent me an invitation. I can make her mine!

Ongoing
I Have A Disciple Simulator

Lu Changsheng's soul crossed into the world of cultivation, and he became an Elder of Mount Shu, acquiring the Disciple Apprenticeship Simulator.He simulated the lives of disciples, returned teachings, and received rewards for the disciples' realm advancements.This book is also known as "What Should I Do When My Master Is Too Kind to Me," "My Master Never Hides Anything from Me," and "My Master Is Omniscient."

Ongoing
Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats

Jiang Chengxuan accidentally transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world and accidentally obtained the immortal cultivation heritage.However, his qualifications were really low, and after a hundred years of hard work, he was still unable to advance to the Foundation Establishment Realm.Just when he was discouraged, he came to a mortal city in silence, ready to end his life. That was when he got the long-awaited cheats.Detected that the host has achieved 100 years of immortal cultivation, hereby granting a life extension fruit, which can increase the life expectancy by one year.The next achievement task was now issued.Please complete the quest a hundred times. Complete it to achieve the honor of completing the quest a hundred times and you can get a chance to complete the quest smoothly.Ding!Please complete 100 times of technique practice, and achieve it to obtain a sense of perfection in technique inheritance jade talisman.Please complete 100 times of energy training to enhance the foundation bone.Please complete 100 times of talisman-making achievements...Please complete 100 times of enlightenment achievement...Please complete 100 times of alchemy achievement...Please complete 100 times of poisoning achievement...Please...Unknowingly, when Jiang Chengxuan heard the system's prompt again, he was told that there were no more achievements worthy of him to complete, because his existence itself was already an achievement that could never be surpassed.

Ongoing
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme

Having crossed into the Immortal Cultivation World and finding himself at the very bottom, struggling to survive, Xu Yang discovered he possessed a special golden finger. As long as he persisted in any single activity, he could gain the power to transform the decayed into the miraculous.Eating: Stabilize the Foundation and Cultivate Essence, strengthen the body, extend lifespan…Sleeping: Nourish and accumulate energy, be as vigorous as a dragon or a tiger, Eternal Youth…Breathing: Turtle breathing technique, a tide of vitality, Qi Moves Mountains and Rivers…Walking: Travel a thousand miles in a day, shrink the land beneath you, rival mountains in your speed…No matter if it was the common myriad activities or the Hundred Arts of Cultivation, as long as one was persistent, they could reach the pinnacle of refinement.With this, Xu Yang evolved from a humble fisherman into the strongest ever known, revered as the Ten Mile Sword God!

Completed
Demon Wang’s Golden Favorite Fei

“Miss, since you came back, every three days there will be someone who start a rumor to slander you……”“Some say you are ugly and really ill and will not live till eighteen…….”“Some say your personality is vulgar, even rural women are not as wild…..”“There are also people who mentioned the theft of that year. They told it like it has a nose and eyes, like they personally have witnessed Miss steal the glowing pearl……”A time traveler, she became the ancient version of Cinderella. Not only did her younger sister steal her fiancé, she is also sent to ChongXi by her father for other people…..What a joke! It has always been her that slaughters people, when is it their turn to be arrogant?! Beat her? Alright! A needle and you will no longer be able to lift your right hand!Curse her? Deal! A kick and you’ll fall into the lake as food for carp!Assassination? Good! Making it so you won’t be able to see tomorrow’s sun!What? Want her to marry that Demon Wang whose eight wives died on the wedding night? No problem! She is the Demoness of the white and black world. She’d like to see who between the two of them is more evil, who is more vicious.Only after marrying into WangFu did she find out this Demon Wang is different from the rumors. Not only are there different kinds of poisons in his body, he needs medication every day, and every night when it’s full moon, he’ll endure unbearable pain. That man’s weak appearance actually made her to let her guard down and feel pity. She vowed, the one who made him like this, she’ll pay him thousand, no, ten thousand times back! It’s just that this man, he doesn’t seem the same like he is on the surface……

Ongoing
Divine Doctor: Daughter of the First Wife

A high-ranking officer in the Marines and a master of both Western and Chinese medicine, Feng Yu Heng is transmigrated with a duang sound to the Da Shun Dynasty. Her father is distant, her grandmother is unloving, her mother is sick, her brother is young, and her sisters are hateful, with each more ruthless than the previous. After transmigrating and being reborn, she definitely cannot continue being a good-for-nothing like the previous owner of this body. Want to compete with me? It will be complete domination! Want to cause me harm? A single scalpel will turn you to mincemeat! Want to play dirty? A needle will paralyze half your body! Want to kill me? A single scratch will disembowel you! The formerly easy-to-bully completely transforms and becomes the most desired of Da Shun Dynasty. A hospital to be opened with the Emperor will bring the adoration of the masses and a great deal of wealth. But what’s this about a marriage to this absurd prince? What does the cripple have to say?