Principal Yao, who was squatting in the pit and trying to release it, looked at the box of Double Happiness cigarettes that suddenly stretched out.
A pair of eyes were as bright as pearls, and he hurriedly reached out and took away the box of cigarettes.
"Ahem, you kid, just go, what are you doing with me. "
Not next time..."
Luo Xingyun: "Got it, headmaster."
Luo Xingyun: "Headmaster, be careful, don't be caught by your wife." Principal
Yao: "Go, go, get out, get out of here, don't disturb my interest here."
Luo Xingyun: "Okay, principal, let's go, remember to take me to say hello to Mrs. Yao."
Luo Xingyun came to the door of Class 11, and he looked cautiously towards the podium.
When he saw the math teacher staring at him with death, his whole heart was half cold.
"Teacher, report. Math
teacher: "Where have you been? Why are you here now?" Do you know that this is skipping class!
" Luo Xingyun: "Teacher, you listen to my quibbles, ahh
"I accidentally fell into a ditch on the road, and I just went to the toilet to wash it.
As soon as he said this, the classroom burst into laughter.
The math teacher saw that he was wet and half convinced.
But after being his math teacher for three years, he knows Luo Xingyun's urine very well.
Things definitely won't be that simple!
"Washed, you're afraid you went to the imperial capital, and it took more than 20 minutes?"
The classroom burst into laughter again.
Luo Xingyun smiled awkwardly and politely: "Didn't I go to the toilet again after washing." Math
Teacher: "Okay, tell me who can testify to you."
Luo Xingyun's gaze looked at Bai Xinyun in the last row.
The math teacher's gaze also followed, and then said, "Bai Xinyun."
Bai Xinyun hurriedly stood up from her seat: "Teacher, I'm here." Math
teacher: "Tell me if what he just said is true."
Bai Xinyun nodded: "Well, he did fall into the ditch just now." The
math teacher's eyes looked at Luo Xingyun again: "Aren't you all together
? Why did you fall into the ditch?" Bai Xinyun: "??? are you polite? Do you want me to fall into the ditch like that?"
Luo Xingyun suddenly playfully possessed: "Alas, it's all to blame on this negative girl."
"When I was about to fall into the ditch, she ruthlessly abandoned me.
"So, I'm left alone in the ditch.
There was another burst of laughter in the class, and Bai Xinyun directly picked up the math test paper on the table and covered her face.
It's too embarrassing, it's too she's dead, and I don't have the face to see people at all.
Math teacher: "Bai Xinyun, is that what he said?"
Bai Xinyun took down the test paper from his face, smiled awkwardly and politely nodded.
Luo Xingyun: "Teacher, look, what I said is right, but it's true, pearls are not as true as I said." The
math teacher looked at him and said, "So what, at most it only proves that you have indeed fallen into the pit." "
You can find me someone to prove whether you really went to the toilet or not."
Luo Xingyun thought for a while and said with a smile: "Of course someone can prove it to me." "
Principal Yao, Principal Yao happened to go to the toilet next door to me just now, and he asked me to borrow paper.
Laughter erupted in the classroom again, and someone echoed:
"Damn, I'm laughing, I met the principal last time, and he borrowed tissues from me."
"Damn, brother, awesome, lend a tissue to the principal, you are real cows!" However
, Luo Xingyun continued without being shocked: "Moreover, I not only borrowed him paper, I also handed him a cigarette.
Before leaving, I gave him a box of Double Happiness, but I don't know which unlucky egg was hidden in the water tank. Math
teacher: "..."Bai
Xinyun: Embarrassed to cover his face and complain about the whole class: Hahahahaha, laughing until his (/_\)
whole body convulsed.
Math teacher: "Luo Xingyun!! you-stirring stick, get out of here." "
Standing outside, I won't let you in, so you won't be allowed to come in!"
Luo Xingyun slowly walked to the last row and handed his almost flat schoolbag to Bai Xinyun.
Then he put his hands in his pockets and walked out the back door, muttering as he went out.
"If I'm a-stirring stick, what are you?"
the voice was not loud, but it was not small, just enough for the class to hear at the moment.
"Click!!"
The math teacher directly angrily twisted the black signature pen in his hand.
Black ink splattered the entire podium.
The math teacher looked at the ink-soaked test papers in front of him and fell into deep thought.
The boss of the boy in the front row with his mouth open (˃ ( ( ˃ ˂ഃ) and his body trembled a little.
Soon the class was over, and the math teacher borrowed the test papers of other math teachers in the office to come over and give a lecture.
The rest of the class didn't go well.
As soon as the bell rang, she walked out of the front door of the classroom in a huff.
Angrily glaring at the back door of the classroom, Luo Xingyun, who was wearing a hat and bowing his head.
In the end, he left Class 11 with a hum.
After the math teacher left, Bai Xinyun hurriedly ran out of the back door.
After seeing Luo Xingyun, he hurriedly said: "Damn, you're crazy, don't you have a long memory."
"Last time I was punished by the math teacher for copying formulas, you forgot about it again, right?"
"It's good to dare to challenge authority, but you have to be cowardly, you know." "
Hey, Luo Xingyun, I'll talk to you!"
she walked to the right curiously, and raised her head slightly after getting closer to Luo Xingyun.
As a result, I saw the boy sleeping at a glance, and tears were about to flow from the corners of his mouth.
Bai Xinyun didn't fight anywhere, and he was worried about him in the classroom for more than 20 minutes.
As a result, people were good, they could fall asleep standing outside, and slept comfortably for more than 20 minutes.
She angrily stood on her toes and grabbed the boy's ear with a handful of them.
Luo Xingyun woke up in an instant, and his thoughts became clear.
"I'm going, it's hurting, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong.
Bai Xinyun: "Wrong? What are you wrong? How could you be wrong?" Luo Xingyun: "Wrong
, it's all my fault, I'm wrong everywhere." (
Luo Xingyun has been with Bai Xinyun for so long and realized a truth)
(Reason less with girls, in short, girls are angry and everything is wrong, just try to say it to themselves.)
Luo Xingyun's ears were twisted, and he subconsciously wanted to break free in pain.
As a result, he turned in a circle on the spot, and Bai Xinyun pinched his ears and naturally turned around.
"You... What are you turning? Don't turn it, my head... I was dizzy.
Luo Xingyun: "Then don't pinch me, if you don't pinch me, I won't turn."
Bai Xinyun: "Then if you don't turn around, I won't pinch it."
Luo Xingyun: "If you don't pinch me, I won't turn." In
the end, Bai Xinyun was really dizzy, so he let go of his ears....
[Thank you eoesteven for the little red flower sent by the handsome guy, thank you for your support, thank you ♥ (.) ￫v￩｡ )♥】