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Chapter 21: Slap in the face

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Chapter 21: Slap in the face

Chapter 021 Slapped in the Face

AI-generated beautiful image of the prestigious young lady, Zhou Mengyao.

Lin Lang looked in the mirror outside the fitting room. Once he put on the high-end suit, he immediately felt reborn. He said with satisfaction, “It seems pretty good, I’ll buy it.”

Xiao Qing, the sales associate, smiled and said, “Sir, this black Armani double-breasted suit is a new arrival and not discounted. The tag price is 42,800 yuan.”

Lin Lang replied grandly, “I’ll buy all three colors of the Armani double-breasted suit: black, white, and gray.”

Xiao Qing, the sales associate, could barely hide her joy and said, “Sir, not only are you handsome, but you also have such strong purchasing power. If you buy all three colors of the same style, the three suits combined will be 128,400 yuan.”

Lin Lang said, “I’ll continue to shop first, and then pay for everything together, is that okay?”

“Of course, no problem!” Xiao Qing, the sales associate, offered service with a smile.

Lin Lang strolled through the Armani Flagship Store and casually pointed to a pair of black Armani dress Derby shoes, priced at 38,600 yuan. He grandly said, “Size 44, I’ll buy them!”

“And this pair of black Armani calfskin business leather shoes, wrap them up too.”

“This pair of white Armani slip-on casual shoes, I’ll buy them too.”

“All in size 44.”

“Yes, Sir!” Xiao Qing, the sales associate, trotted behind Lin Lang, demonstrating excellent service awareness.

Strolling through the Armani Flagship Store, Lin Lang then raised his hand and pointed to a limited edition Armani crocodile leather wallet, priced at 66,800 yuan.

“I’ll buy this wallet too.”

Fang Li, the female store manager of the Armani Flagship Store, was surprised to see Lin Lang’s strong purchasing power and quickly instructed, “Quickly, wrap up this limited edition crocodile leather wallet for the gentleman!”

“Yes, Store Manager.”

Lin Lang continued, “This Armani classic beige metal fiber square sunglasses, I’ll buy them.”

“This Armani square polarized sunglasses, I’ll buy them.”

“Yes, Sir!” Xiao Qing, the sales associate, was grinning from ear to ear, her sales commission making her hands go soft.

Lin Lang then walked to the men’s shirt area.

Each high-end Armani shirt cost thousands of yuan.

Lin Lang, however, didn’t even look at the price, casually pointed, and grandly said, “This one.”

“This one.”

“And this one.”

“This one.”

“I’ll take this one too.”

“This one.”

“Wrap this one up too.”

“And this one too.”

“All the shirts I just picked, are they all available in size 185, OK?”

Xiao Qing, the sales associate, respectfully replied, “OK! Absolutely OK!”

Female store manager Fang Li instructed, “All the Armani shirts designated by this gentleman, select size 185 and wrap them all up!”

“Yes, Store Manager.” Xiao Qing, the sales associate, was busy and happy.

The other sales associates at the Armani Flagship Store were all envious and a little red-eyed. They hadn’t expected Xiao Qing, who was serving Lin Lang, to sell so many luxury brand items and earn a considerable sales commission.

Female store manager Fang Li recommended, “Sir, our Armani men’s belts are also very popular. Would you like to come and take a look?”

Lin Lang replied, “I’m sorry, I prefer Hermes belts.”

“Uh…” Female store manager Fang Li gave an awkward laugh.

Lin Lang spent over 360,000 yuan with a single card swipe at the Armani Flagship Store. Because he was young, handsome, had a perfect physique, and was wealthy, all the female sales associates in the Armani Flagship Store became a little infatuated, discussing in low voices.

“This handsome and wealthy gentleman must be a male model, right?”

“Yes!”

“Such a perfect physique, and a young male customer with a handsome face is rare!”

“It makes me infatuated. If my boyfriend were this handsome, I’d wake up laughing in my dreams, hehe…”

“Wake up, stop dreaming!”

“Hehe…”

“It doesn’t cost money to look a few more times. This gentleman looks really pleasing to the eye…”

Spending over 360,000 yuan in one go in the millennium, Lin Lang was definitely an VIP customer of the Armani Flagship Store.

Immediately after, Lin Lang, dressed in a black double-breasted suit, wearing a pair of black Derby shoes, and Armani beige metal fiber square sunglasses, handed the Audi A6 car key to Fang Li, the female store manager.

Female store manager Fang Li asked, puzzled, “Sir, this is…?”

“My car is parked in the mall’s underground parking lot, in Area A, parking space No. 32. Please have someone deliver all the clothes I just bought to my car.”

“Yes, Sir!”

“Please pack all the clothes this gentleman just bought and send them to the Audi car in the mall’s underground parking lot, Area A, parking space No. 32.”

“Yes, Store Manager.” Xiao Qing, the sales associate, took the Audi A6 car key.

Lin Lang, dressed like an overbearing CEO, with his aura fully unleashed, walked out of the Armani Flagship Store in the mall with handsome strides.

“Farewell, Sir!”

“Goodbye, Sir! Thank you for your patronage, we look forward to your next visit!”

After walking out of the Armani Flagship Store, Lin Lang took off his sunglasses and deliberately glanced at the Burberry Flagship Store across the way.

Sherry, the store manager of the Burberry Flagship Store, felt an indescribable embarrassment upon seeing the strikingly handsome Lin Lang after his transformation.

“Uh…”

Zhao Lingna, the sales associate at Burberry, was stunned to see Lin Lang, newly dressed, walk out of the Armani Flagship Store. She immediately felt as if she had been slapped in the face, and her expression was uglier than eating shit.

Store Manager Sherry immediately looked at sales associate Zhao Lingna with an unfriendly gaze.

Zhao Lingna awkwardly lowered her head, feeling like a clown herself after being severely humiliated.

Sherry answered her phone on speaker, connecting to Fang Li, the store manager of the Armani Flagship Store across the way, and asked, “Sister Fang, how much did the male customer who just left wearing a black double-breasted suit spend at your store?”

Fang Li truthfully replied, “That handsome gentleman, one meter eighty-five tall, just walked around our Armani Flagship Store and grandly spent over 360,000 yuan. What’s wrong?”

“Nothing, Sister Fang, I was just asking casually, I’m hanging up now!” Sherry’s face was very grim.

“Bye bye!” Fang Li hung up the phone.

Standing nearby, sales associate Zhao Lingna heard through the speakerphone that Lin Lang had spent over 360,000 yuan in one go at the Armani Flagship Store across the way. She was so embarrassed that it was unbearable to look at her.

Store Manager Sherry glared at sales associate Zhao Lingna and said angrily, “Just now you said that if this kind of poor, pretentious brat turned out to be a high-spending VIP customer, you’d eat shit while standing on your head, right?”

“Uh…” Zhao Lingna was so embarrassed that she felt like disappearing.

Store Manager Sherry reprimanded, “Because you looked down on people, you lost a valuable customer with purchasing power. Eating shit while standing on your head is one thing, but you can go to HR to collect your wages now, you don’t need to come to work tomorrow.”

Sales associate Zhao Lingna was stunned after hearing this and pleaded with a mournful face, “I’m sorry, Store Manager!”

“I will never dare to treat customers differently again. Please give me another chance. I will never look down on people again!”

“Our Burberry Flagship Store doesn’t need a snobbish sales associate like you. Pack your bags and leave immediately.” Store Manager Sherry rolled her eyes at sales associate Zhao Lingna and left with her eyebrows furrowed in anger.

“Uh…” Sales associate Zhao Lingna became very depressed because she lost her job.

Sales associate Zhao Lingna never imagined that Lin Lang, who looked so young, would be a hidden multimillionaire.

Sales associate Zhao Lingna, who was miserably fired from the Burberry Flagship Store for treating customers differently, was so embarrassed she could dig out a two-bedroom apartment. She felt extremely humiliated under the watchful eyes of her female colleagues.

Zhao Lingna didn’t realize that losing face was a small matter; she would, as Lin Lang’s divine prediction, lose her life due to advanced cervical cancer.

Still, the same old saying: Lin Lang’s All-Purpose Entry Prompt System never plays low-end games.

The scene returns to Lin Lang.

After leaving the Armani Flagship Store, Lin Lang bought two luxury belts at the Hermes Flagship Store in the mall, spending a total of 58,600 yuan.

As he went downstairs to leave the mall, Lin Lang passed the Rolex Flagship Store and, while he was at it, bought two new millennium Rolex watches: a Rolex Black/White Steel Daytona, totaling 205,800 yuan.

The Rolex 116520 White Steel Daytona watch had a domestic public price of 92,800 yuan.

The Rolex 4130 Black Steel Daytona watch had a domestic public price of 113,000 yuan.

The two new millennium Daytona series watches, one black and one white, purchased by Lin Lang, are among the most popular series of Rolex watches.

The Black/White Steel Daytona watch is also one of Rolex’s most successful models to date.

The two Daytona watches, one black and one white, launched in the millennium, added a significant chapter to Rolex’s history.

The Rolex Daytona series watches are one of the brand’s most renowned series and a must-have for many watch enthusiasts, which shows that Lin Lang’s taste is quite good.

Ding! System notification: Host’s current Shanghai Bank card balance is 373,400 yuan.

Lin Lang, wearing an Armani black double-breasted suit, a Rolex Black Daytona watch, black Armani leather shoes, and beige Armani sunglasses on his nose, was extremely handsome, with an incredibly high Return Rate in the mall.

Female customers along the way in the mall couldn’t help but take a few extra glances at the strikingly handsome Lin Lang, feeling a sense of instant heart-pounding attraction.

Whether young girls or married women, they were deeply attracted and found Lin Lang, who was so handsome it was almost against the rules, very pleasing to the eye.

Mall underground parking lot.

Xiao Qing, the sales associate from the Armani Flagship Store, stood respectfully beside the Audi A6 sedan, presenting the car key with both hands.

“Sir, all the brand clothing you purchased at our Armani Flagship Store has been placed in your car’s back seat and trunk. Would you like to check and verify them?”

“No need.” Lin Lang raised his hand, took the car key, and got into the driver’s seat of the Audi A6.

“Farewell, Sir!” Xiao Qing, the sales associate, bowed slightly.

AI-generated handsome photo of Lin Lang driving in the rain.

Lin Lang drove the black Audi A6 sedan, speeding away from the mall’s underground parking lot, leaving behind only Xiao Qing, the sales associate, who, having earned a large sales commission, couldn’t hide her joy and started jumping up and down.

“Woohoo…”

“My luck today is really good~”

“Hehe…”

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